#hinge app

[yeet-me-out-tonight]

hinge interactions so bad i had to go open the bible app

[sunshineandlyrics]

Louis helping bros to get dates ..

🫶🏼 Louis being featured in the dating app profiles of random guys x x

[mr-downer-2024]

crazy how every medium to solve the modern “dating” crisis kind of just sucks

[shou-jpeg]

‘Oh my God’, Porchay thinks. This man is perfect: Music, terrible jokes, gorgeous face. Arms.

Porchay goes to press the super like button, but the app blocks him with a message about how he's used up all his free likes and that he can subscribe to get an unlimited number or wait 24 hours for more.

Shit.

Porchay really needs to stop liking every guy's profile. 

He hovers over the message. 

Chances are, this guy will be gone if he waits and he will need to cycle back around to find him again. What if he turns his profile off between now and then? Or he meets some other guy?? Porchay may never get another chance to let this man know that he's extremely interested.

Well… he might not be interested in Porchay… but it's worth a shot, surely?

Fuck it, he thinks. He can afford one month’s subscription, even if it is wildly expensive for a dating app.

He has to let this guy know that they're soulmates.

Meanwhile - Kim matches with no one even though he gets a decent amount of interest. Khun bullied him into this and he's making a stance. He's immediately enamoured by Chay's cute face and interest in his guitar and ends up breaking that stance out of “pure curiosity”. Chay remains the only person he ever matches with.

Khun is very smug when Kim finally admits how they met.

Companion piece.

[goodsniff]

They're So Back ⚔️☠️🌷

Michael Cusack's YOLO is BACK. S3 is called YOLO Rainbow Trinity and it will be coming….at some point. idk! We're just all really excited to be making it!!!!

I'm art directing again B^) Can't wait to show you all it's going bonkers so far.

[lilyystarr]

i matched with a marauders fan on hinge wish me luck everyone 😭😭

[eliounora]

how does one meet people to date when you have 3 friends and you've already met their 3 friends. there should be a dating app that doesn't make you want to dive into a thornbush

[harrywavycurly]

An actual message I received from a man this morning after matching with him on Hinge: I’m glad you found me before winter started! I’m gonna be using those thighs as earmuffs all season😍

[sams-stray-thoughts]

Dating apps just aren't working, can we go back to mating dances?

[69shadesofgray]

the number of bumble men that are looking for “something causal” but “want kids” makes my brain hurt

[butchka]

not to be judgey but girlies say “be the weirdest person at the function” and they are the most conventionally attractive blonde hair fems u’ve seen

[cosmicrhetoric]

FEET OF CLAY VS THE FIFTH ELEPHANT.....

[writtenbylenora]

do you ever gain this brief awareness while on a dating app that, like, here we all are posing and posturing to the best of ability trying to find love and yet we all just casually swipe through each other?

i mean this is another human being I'm looking at and yet I just go "too short, too boring, too preppy, too ugly" like what the fuck?? i am dehumanizing people in search of human connection and wondering why i feel lonely?

but then my awareness fades and i go right back to swiping and i just--i don't know. i don't have some grand point to make here other than that something feels wrong and i don't know how to fix it

[kamikaze-shortbus]

Drew my experience using dating apps. Spoiler: it's not been good.

[i-want-cheese]

I reported Hinge to itself for discrimination because it keeps showing me straight women despite the fact I’m a lesbian seeking a long-term relationship.