#hinge app

[sunshineandlyrics]

Louis helping bros to get dates ..

🫶🏼 Louis being featured in the dating app profiles of random guys x x

[flock-of-cassowaries]

Hannibal’s attempts at online dating could not objectively be classified as an unqualified success.

[victusinveritas]

[mr-water-downer]

crazy how every medium to solve the modern “dating” crisis kind of just sucks

[shou-jpeg]

‘Oh my God’, Porchay thinks. This man is perfect: Music, terrible jokes, gorgeous face. Arms.

Porchay goes to press the super like button, but the app blocks him with a message about how he's used up all his free likes and that he can subscribe to get an unlimited number or wait 24 hours for more.

Shit.

Porchay really needs to stop liking every guy's profile. 

He hovers over the message. 

Chances are, this guy will be gone if he waits and he will need to cycle back around to find him again. What if he turns his profile off between now and then? Or he meets some other guy?? Porchay may never get another chance to let this man know that he's extremely interested.

Well… he might not be interested in Porchay… but it's worth a shot, surely?

Fuck it, he thinks. He can afford one month’s subscription, even if it is wildly expensive for a dating app.

He has to let this guy know that they're soulmates.

Meanwhile - Kim matches with no one even though he gets a decent amount of interest. Khun bullied him into this and he's making a stance. He's immediately enamoured by Chay's cute face and interest in his guitar and ends up breaking that stance out of “pure curiosity”. Chay remains the only person he ever matches with.

Khun is very smug when Kim finally admits how they met.

Companion piece.

[goodsniff]

They're So Back ⚔️☠️🌷

Michael Cusack's YOLO is BACK. S3 is called YOLO Rainbow Trinity and it will be coming….at some point. idk! We're just all really excited to be making it!!!!

I'm art directing again B^) Can't wait to show you all it's going bonkers so far.

[lilyystarr]

i matched with a marauders fan on hinge wish me luck everyone 😭😭

[undersummerstars]

At this point in life, I use Hinge solely for fighting men about their wrong opinions regarding the hotness of Evgeni Malkin. What do you mean he's not cute? Smells like repression. Match deleted, account reported.

[awhitewomansinstagram]

I’m sure people will have mixed opinions on this and I’m actually curious as to whether people agree, but I have seen men on dating apps start to put “I voted for Kamala” or “I want you to keep your rights” in their profiles and I think it’s fucking disgusting that they’re using the fact that women are in crisis in this country to try to get dates. Men absolutely should support women’s rights. But women are going through an insane amount of grief and terror right now and to you, it’s a vulnerability to exploit to get a quick hookup. Are you kidding me?

If you’re a man reading this, SHOW us you care. Don’t tell us. I don’t care how genuine your intentions are putting that on your profile. Show us you’re safe. Don’t tell us to score a swipe. If you care about politics, choose another issue to show that. Don’t tell us that you believe in our rights so you can date us.

[eliounora]

how does one meet people to date when you have 3 friends and you've already met their 3 friends. there should be a dating app that doesn't make you want to dive into a thornbush

[kamikaze-shortbus]

Drew my experience using dating apps. Spoiler: it's not been good.

[bunniefemcel]

oh yeah, so update on the tinder girl…

i went out last week with some friends & it happened to be where she was working. she said she was down to meet up and say hey/introduce ourselves in person but she flaked and i haven’t heard from her since RIPPPPP

[writtenbylenora]

do you ever gain this brief awareness while on a dating app that, like, here we all are posing and posturing to the best of ability trying to find love and yet we all just casually swipe through each other?

i mean this is another human being I'm looking at and yet I just go "too short, too boring, too preppy, too ugly" like what the fuck?? i am dehumanizing people in search of human connection and wondering why i feel lonely?

but then my awareness fades and i go right back to swiping and i just--i don't know. i don't have some grand point to make here other than that something feels wrong and i don't know how to fix it

[harrywavycurly]

An actual message I received from a man this morning after matching with him on Hinge: I’m glad you found me before winter started! I’m gonna be using those thighs as earmuffs all season😍

[slvttystranger]

sometimes I wonder how many connections i've missed out on because I was on a swiping left streak and i really didn't want to break it