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shadowofahope · 9 months ago

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love revocation had me giggling and blushing fr 😳

Honestly me too. I couldn’t get Dance leader Jhope out of my head and I was swooooning 🫣

#ask:nym #I’d do anything dance leader jhope tells me to #him: sit. me: I’m sat.#bts imagines #bts hoseok

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sideofdust · 4 months ago

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I just came out to my brother I guess lmao

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paradoxolotl · 3 months ago

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I hear better out of my right ear and sometimes words mean nothing in my left

I write with my right and so I sit on the right side of the room and twist ever so to the left when in class. This puts my right ear closer to the front and further from background chatter while also being the best for a quick glance at the board while taking notes without having to twist my head (usually)

Unfortunately when people behind me talk or people on the far side of the room talk it’s buzzing nonsense mixed with words which means I have to TWIST myself around to better hear them

Which puts my back to the front of the room

And I’m just staring dead eyed at the people behind me as I listen to a classmate ask yet another unrelated question

#this is just rambling #I complained to my mom that a classmate sat behind me today and he just TALKS all class #and I think that’s just how he reaffirms the knowledge #but it irked me #because it kept jumbling up what I actually needed to hear #and he was wrong most of the time anyways #and my mom just told me to move seats #and I was trying to explain that NO #I CANNOT MOVE SEATS #my seats are carefully chosen based on board/instructor location #which is why I’m always EARLY #and the dude behind me is usually LATE and DISRUPTIVE #and I need to find a diplomatic way to ask him to please not sit behind me again #because he’s annoying enough on the other side of the room #directly behind me just starts making me want to scream

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mysicksecrets · 7 months ago

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sometimes i think about my professor that used to like lowkey have a crush on me (he was at least 55.) last semester and every time i tell my friends about the stuff he did towards me i realize how u incredibly not normal that was

#🎀 - mello talks too much #OKAY NOTHING TOO BAD DONT WORRY #he asked me to take him to the airport one time and drive his car back to his house #he also would stand next to me during tests and just like watch me #like i’m not exaggerating #just WATCH me #at the desk next to me #and then he told me i smelled really good #and then he tried to give me a multitude of answers during the test #and then when i was sitting with my friend he like literally sat on the table i was at and starting talking to me like we are friends #and then he would be like ”he mello TEXT me and remind me to send out homework” like hello?? i’m not texting you??#and one time when i got my haircut he announced to everyone in my lab how he noticed n how good it looked #and NOW i see him sometimes and he steps on my foot and always says hi to me im in front of everyone #and he is so loud #so everyone in my bio class looks at me #also he zipped up my backpack for me like 2 days ago #which doesn’t sound weird but paired with everything else he did #AND THEN he asked for me to come to his field trip with his ecology class #which like #????#what #and he calls me smart like all the time #yeah #he was a strange guy #still see him which is insane #i am totally forgetting more this #things

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antaripirate · 1 year ago

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An actual conversation between Maxim and Kell after a royal event:

#the man has an attitude problem and i will forever love him for it #also completely irrelevant to the post but #story time #i got hit on in the library today like i was sat staring at data from my lab and then this dude sits next to me and starts introducing #himself and asks for my number and says he thinks i’m attractive #like the way my fight for flight kicked in for a second LMAO #was very much not expecting it #anyway sorry like i said that’s irrelevant but i thought twas funny #anyway #adsom #a darker shade of magic #shades of magic #kell maresh #a conjuring of light #a gathering of shadows #v e schwab #threads of power #the fragile threads of power

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cashweasel · 4 months ago

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🏨 gimme those blorbo rooms fdsfdsfsfsd, since it’s Pinterest can I ask for more than one? XD if so ima ask to Karimas and Shaheens OH and also Gideons (low key I know what valens/yazans looks like but its a good excuse for u to get to share) so if u want to Valens and Yazans wild be fun 😌

K BYEEE <3 😘

LOLL im glad you asked and yes i will give you all of them 😌😂😂

Karima: she’s obsessed with collecting room decor and she has a crochet corner, half of her decor is crocheted too honestly 😂 I think she also has a thing for animal print stuff esp curtains and pillow cases, she’d keep small ceramics stuff she made with daemon everywhere

Shaheen: idk why it was funny to imagine his college dorm lol he uses space very efficiently also his desk is very important 🧠

Gideon: his room is so big and so empty but he’s barely home so who cares, the only notable thing about it besides the diabolical toys collection on display is the display cabinet he keeps all his medals, plane models, pictures, uniforms etc in

Yazan: yazan’s room as you know is a Dumpster 😂 it’s impossible to find anything in there and it’s never tidy, also so many posters and records + ofc drum corner

Valen: very pretty but his room is an entire house in itself you need directions to where everything is 💀 Texas king bed with a canopy, mirror above bed/on ceiling, maximalist unique decor and very beautifully coordinated color wise. Also huge portraits of himself obviously lol

[OC headcanons: Picture Edition!]

#thank u for the ask bestie I had a blast heh 💗💗💗#rip I just thought about the amount of STUFF karima would have to move to her and daemon’s place FJSKAJSKSK #she’s also the type to keep a lot of crap just because they have some sentimental value to her but it’s literally just crap from #an outside perspective #I don’t think shaheen’s dorm room is that aesthetic but he does have a lot of hangers and organization stuff that sure keeps it tidy lol #yazan I think gets tidier when he gets with kiara #she’s seen the mess at its worst but yk KDJSKSJS he wouldn’t let her live like that is what I’m saying 😂#but it’s so funny that even tho she has seen the mess and sat in it that he cleans up a bit when she comes over after they started dating #he’s like shy I guess can’t invite your gf over and have your room in this state lol what if they want to kiss on the bed or something #sorry crush not gf* 😂 he’s better when he’s older fjsksjdkdj he has a vacuum cleaner obsession now #also ig when you’re gideon and you’re room is that empty you put everything you can on display to fill it #but I think he only puts up the stuff he’s proud to have on display #even if that includes your whips and ropes collection which is insane 💀#half of gideon’s stuff is at valen’s place too FRKEJAKSJ #such a waste of money on a penthouse’s rent and for what #you don’t even have a toothbrush in your own house #it’s so funny to me that he probably keeps using his travel size stuff bc he keeps forgetting to buy like #regular size toothpaste or something 😭😂#valen has been actively trying to get him to fully move in actually lol #he succeeded eventually lol #anyways I will not think about valen moving all of gideon’s clothes and things #to a closet in his dressing room and sitting with them and going through his stuff when he misses him #he’s usually hesitant about wearing them too besides a designated sweater or two so they don’t lose his scent #I will also not think about valen spraying those shirts with what’s left of gideon’s cologne or that he keeps buying it or the fact that he #gets mad when someone from the staff goes in to clean the closet or ppl he’s dated esp asking what’s in there #ok it’s 2:30 am so I’ll put myself on phone timeout now 😔#again! Ty for the ask bestie! djskskdkfj 💗💗💗#ocs #my ocs #ask

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honeyyglaze · 9 days ago

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I’ve dreamt of the same person 4 nights this week

#it’s someone I’ve never met but I could describe him in detail #every time I wake up from the dream it feels like a thread wearing thin until it snaps #like we’re connected somehow #I think I might be in love with this dream guy #he wears pinkish red glasses #hes a teacher at a college- but he’s a (very good) physicist #he’s married (✋🏽😔)#his dad died recently and left him his boat. he hasn’t had time to work on it recently but he really loves it #the first dream we met if I recall correctly since it was almost a week ago #I believe I sat in on his class accidentally while I was looking for my actual class and then stayed because I was mesmerized by him talking #then he pointed out that I wasn’t in his class and we talked as he walked me across campus to my class #later that night we ran into each other at a local bar and ended up hanging out all night (bar hopping but it felt like a date almost)#the second dream I saw him in was mostly watching him from afar on the campus #at the end of that one I heard that he got recognized for something he did in physics #and this one was #well. very romantic #like unintentionally #waking up was actually agony today #put me back in coach #this one I was out with coworkers at said bar again #working on some sort of project I think and then dream guy walks in #I think he ended up accosting one of my friends over a spilled drink or something but in a nice way #so I used it as an excuse to -diffuse the situation- to go talk to him #so he ends up sitting with us at our table and chatting and he tells me about his physics thing #and he had such a sweet look in his eyes when I told him I was proud of him and how smart he was #somehow I ended up curled up in his lap snuggled up against him while we were all talking #because for some reason we’re very comfortable with each other #the dream ended with us looking into each others eyes after I said something about his dad and the boat #the (are we about to kiss right now??) look in his eyes jolted me awake since I was like. but he’s married!!! I’m not evil!!#but maybe I am now I guess

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fallencelsetial · 2 months ago

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If yall see me on the news, it’s because I killed a man for fucking putting his hands where they DONT FUCKING BELONG.

#irl post #gonna fucking LOSE IT #the bus is not packed #I’m the only one standing cuz I don’t feel like sitting #mans was sat in his seat #decided to get up for some reason #he goes past me WAY CLOSER than he needs to be #and I just feel him all over my back #like BRO #and he sits in a seat near me #I swear to FUCK #I really don’t feel like getting in trouble with the police today #but man I REAL fucking close

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acebytaemin · 1 year ago

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my god i just woke up from THE most detailed gentle and heartbreaking dream about jinki im in my bed like 😮 what was THAT

#so it was way too detailed for me to get into everything but it started with him being sad and like not wanting to speak to anyone #and i was sitting on the floor doing some writing & was like hi come here so he sat down like in between my legs and rested against me #i asked if he wanted to talk but he didn’t so i let it be and kept writing but couldn’t really focus #and then minho got there and was like ‘oh good he’s here’ and i was like what happened #and minho explained that like they were planning to do a world tour and album as shinee but jinki didn’t want to participate bc of the way #it was being handled #like there was a promo poster that was super insensitive towards jonghyun too #and a bunch of other things and then it flashed back to jinki filming a teaser for the tour and it was super intricate and too much for me #to type up right now but he looked so happy & smiley #like to make a point that he had wanted to be there until all the shit went down #and then it flashed back to me holding him and i stopped writing (or pretending to anyway) and just held him #there was no minho at that point and it felt like it was hours #and now i’m up and Shaken a little. not to be off the rails you’ll understand as I’m still affected by the dream but like it was so nice to #see him smile im still feeling the feeling like. relief and joy whew whatever he’s doing rn i hope he takes all the time in the world if he #needs/wants to & im grateful to have seen him smile even as a dream

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thegreatestheaver · 6 months ago

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Conventional nightmares are scary but I think it’s the unrealistic ones that are the most scary

#the conventional ones I have are ones where people try to kill me or I kill people or do other bad things to them #or other bad things happen to me that could happen irl. but euhgh #I had such a weird nightmare #I WSS like ? on a weird ship thing with extended and being gay was like. not allowed but. I was gay anyways #and I hid it pretty well until like. suddenly at a huge fancy family dinner like? I was hashtag exposed and I tried to be like no please noo #but they were like TO THE HELL DIMENSION WITH YOU!!!! and I got sent to … s dark room with a stage and.. prom decorations?#there were other people and stuff and people onstage preforming the same thing over and over but I sat in the back bc I was pissed #also I was a borzoi. important detail😭 I remeber it because I always had to swish my tail off the chairs so I didn’t sit on it #anyways I was pissed as fuck. hal was there (the person not the character) and I was maaaaaad and it for some reason and I feel kinda bad #glitch was telling me yea ur in hell with (PEOPLE WHO DID REALLY HORRIBLE AWFUL THINGS. like. really bad.) and I was like awesome. kys #and it was like OK. don’t be like that let’s go sit at the chairs up high by the stage. and we sat on the same chair all squished 😭#everyone also had a small pack of plastic dinosaur beads that are. identical to ones that I have. and he talked to me as I fiddled with them #I was reallyyy scared because there were fucking. really dangerous people also apparently I was supposed to rot here forever.eventually hal-#-got up to strech and so did I and I sat back down ready for him to sit with me and he was like no. and I was like :? and it was like. the #the house. then glitch pointed to a small plastic house in the room like the ones for kids to play with outside and I was like oh :(#cos I thought he was leaving me and I got really sad because he was like. the only #good thing there. but it was like no. come #and I didn’t hear and I kept moping and he was like COME WITH. and I was like omg it’s talking to me. YAYYY!!!#I got up wirh my borozi paws to go follow glitch into the house then I woke up because someone called me just now😭😭😭#and I’m not gonna sleep again. it’s nearly 2pm. woof.#anyways that was horrible it was worse than the time I had a dream I killed someone and was a wsnted fugitive #I think hal was there cos I was thinking abt him right before I EME went to sleep and when I think of ppl before I sleep they often are in-#-my dreams #ok I need to get up and do stuff now. auhh #hollowspeak

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insanechayne · 2 months ago

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#so glad things are back to good with my bestie #turns out I was depressed and anxious for nothing and my hormones were making everything worse #because earlier I talked to him about how I was feeling badly lately and like he only wanted me around for convenience #and he reassured me that wasn’t the case and apologized for making me feel badly before #all I really wanted was to be heard and respected and reassured and he gave me all of that so easily #I’m trying to remember that I have good friends that I can be safe with and talk to without it becoming a problem #the past trauma tries to tell me it’ll be an issue but then things turn out fine and I get to heal little by little #and he was so sweet when we were on shift together cause he brought my food from the cafeteria to my office #and got me strawberries which are my favorite fruit (caf had some packaged to take)#made the effort to text with me when he wasn’t here and then also came to sit with me for about an hour and a half up until his shift ended #we printed out cute Halloween decorations for him to put up in his little office area since he likes the decor I put up in the ER #we sat and made jokes and talked like normal #and before he left he gave me a big hug and a tight squeeze #just really made me feel loved in the time we had and showed he did listen to me and is making an effort to help me feel better #and now I’m babbling just cause I’m happy and relieved and feeling better but yeah #very grateful to have a good best friend who listens and makes me feel safe and cared for when I need it #personal

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beckiboos · 11 months ago

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After 4 days of covid my cat has finally become concerned enough he is sat on my lap

Am I dying?

#he never sits on my lap #my partners lap sure #not mine though #even though I’m the one that feeds him plays with him gives him treats #but now he came poked me in the nose meowed at me and sat on my legs #either that or he is enjoying the raised body temp #it’s probably that isn’t it

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rsbry-beret · 10 months ago

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I love my friends I love my friends I love my friends. i don’t know them very well yet and i love them. we haven’t known each other long yet and i love them. i love them and it has not fixed any of my problems and i love them. the world is so beautiful with all of us in it.

#i’m tired and sappy #does this make sense?#rsbry’s jam #friendship #love #one friend let me sit with my head on their leg for two hours and another sat on the table to be closer to our conversation and another #will watch movies with us even if she doesn’t like the movie and another tells us the craziest shit about her highschool and another talks #for minutes at a time about the healthcare system and an out her tells people they have beautiful smiles and another let us prank them with #a harry styles poster and another said hi to us on her way back in from work and another showed up to hang out six minutes after i texted #and another invites us to watch him do lightsaber duels and another finds ways to be kind to everyone he meets and another is secretly #anxious to perform at open mic night. three of them talk in a british accent for fun and now i do it.#life is so wonderful sometimes #i get scared growing up. so much so fast #where i will live next year and if i’ll get a job and what i’ll study and how i’ll pay for it #and all my relationships with everyone in my life is changing every single one #but change cannot be a bad thing if it brings me these people

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ginalinettiofficial · 2 years ago

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actually my favorite thing in the WORLD is dads who very obviously love their kids and care for them just as much as the moms do. dads who know their children’s routines, dads who don’t have to be told what to do at bed time, dads who gives baths, dads who know exactly what their toddler’s babbling means, dads who make their kids food JUST right, dads who give extra cuddles when their child is feeling down. just… dads. really love them!!!

#d speaks #nanny tag #tonight a little boy i’m sitting was coming down w something and was clearly emotional and struggling #and he just wanted his dad to help him do everything and didn’t want me or his mom #and his dad was just so great. sat there with him for the better part of an hour cuddling #helping him get from one step to the next #putting him down for bed early because he just wanted dad #it’s just beautiful i love getting to watch the love between parents and their children #ok to rb

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fingertipsmp3 · 11 months ago

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Last night’s dream was the first one I’ve had in a long time where I wanted to fall back asleep and stay in it/experience it again

#so i’d moved back to the states under false pretences (student visa whilst having zero plan to do another degree)#and was living with my favourite of the three roommates i had last time i was there. they had however given up weed completely and become #a full blown alcoholic. our apartment was messy as fuck and i was the only person who was cleaning it #at one point a couple of our friends were helping me and they were criticising all the mess and i was like ‘it’s literally not me’#i was taking classes to maintain the ruse that i was doing something to deserve my student visa and every class i showed up to everyone was #wearing surgical masks for covid. i also had this weird thing going on where i could see everyone irl #but if i wanted to i could see everyone in video game sprite form and i could see whether i’d met them yet and how many hearts i had #with them. and there was this guy i realllly wanted to flirt with so i tried sitting in what i was pretty sure was the seat next to his #but this other guy sat next to me instead and kind of looked at me funny #then he started talking to me unprompted about covid rates on campus and then started flirting with me and then was like ‘btw did you know #who i am?’ and i was like ‘no lol. i mean i know your name because you introduced yourself but other than that’#and he’s like ‘oh that’s such a relief’. turns out he’s the famous lead singer of a kpop band. he’s like ‘if i took off this surgical mask #and styled my hair a bit differently i would get mobbed immediately’ i was like ‘yeah i don’t listen to kpop. i have kpop mutuals but the #whole thing is a mystery to me’ anyway he told me his name but i just called him kim to help him maintain anonymity #we made a date to hang out and study together and i went back to my horrible apartment to discover that my roommate had broken their #sobriety from weed and there was a drug dealer in my flat trying to sign me up for ‘a weed raffle’#i was like ‘i’m not interested but what can i get for $20’ she lists off two incomprehensible measurements and weed strains and then says #‘i can give you weed hot chocolate’ i was like ‘that sounds fucking delicious sign me up’ she’s like ‘this is a good deal darling’#i’m just like ‘okay’. i woke up still waiting for my weed hot chocolate to arrive and also waiting for my date with kpop boy #overall a really nice dream. like yeah the covid stuff and the mess was bad but honestly… honestly that’s just life atm #personal

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jemmo · 2 years ago

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im gonna need phuwin to stop being so good at being a broken lonely boy in a messed up world that watches everything being taken from in front of his eyes and has only ever been hurt by opening his heart to anyone. it’s not doing good things for my sanity.

#he’s just #aghhhhhh #HES SO FUCKING GOOD AT IT #both the roof and sat in the car at the end were moments of sheer perfection #firstly that burst of physical outrage as he tries to reject everything that’s hurts him and physically reject comfort bc he knows that #leads to pain like he just wants to physically rid it from his body but no amount of pushing and shoving can erase it that’s fucking perfect #and his expression when that car door opened and he just slowly sank to sit down #the tears in his eyes the shock on his face #he’s just seen his mother his last parent his last close family member the last person that loved him and who he can trust taken #from him right in front of his eyes potentially #and the absolute weight of the world crashes on his shoulders knowing he could now be alone in this vicious world with no one to trust #no one that can help not at his level anyway #that even with palm he’s crushed by the weight of leadership #and that’s why I love that palm says no listen to me now I’m in charge #bc at least for now neung might want to make decisions even if they’re dangerous #but someone is not letting him he’s overridden he’s not in charge #it’s not just lightening the burden it’s taking the entirety of that responsibility out of his hands #putting it in a draw where it can be addressed later #so now he can be safe and looked after and pdocsss #that’s stunning #man THIS SHOWWWWWW #never let me go

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