#hilson house md fanfiction

[clementine221b]

one thing that this little gay kitty oncologist is going to do is LIE. even though he knows house will take the extremest of measures to try and find out what he’s upto??? but he can’t help himself?? i don’t understand him but i love him.

[that-anxious-enby]

why are there non-smutty hilson fics? if i wanted to see 2 old men live together, flirt, and have intense homoerotic tension with no payoff, id just watch the show???

[beatvegansblog]

[deadxregulus]

[julpernulper]

reading gay smut on the clock reblog if you agree

[realbeefman]

house would put a tracker on wilson’s car to monitor where he is at all times but. then wilson would find out and start purposefully fucking with him. como he’ll leave the tracker in the parking lot of a strip club while he goes grocery shopping and then watch house lose his mind later over why wilson went to the strip club and didn’t invite house along

[pvppyjawn]

[gigireece16]

my parents

[thatwholethingwiththeduck]

In the year of our lord 2024 I wrote a lot of fanfiction about these stupid medical malpractice guys.

It seemed easier to note the ones that weren't Hilson.

post-series

He Wants

Dying Men 

Suspicious

Favor 

Cocktails 

The Sixth Stage

pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name

eternal themes 

One More Story

Happy [stacy/cuddy]

The Open Road

The Price

small bites

Declarations 

a good run 

all you who are weary and burdened [ducklings]

and i don't want the world to see me [taub]

season 8

the drinks always have subtext

depends on how much you have to drink

if things go wrong 

season 7

Ten Days

He'd Know 

(He'd want to be left alone) [gen]

between pain and not 

season 6

absolution

Wonder

Manly Heterosexual Beers

Third Wheel

Regular Friendship

Couch Politics

star anise with caramelized onions

cures for insomnia 

Set The Date 

Rings

the secret sits in the middle and knows 

your slightest look easily will unclose me

we dance around in a ring

I'm Your Man

Anniversary

season 5

Personality Flaw 

Someone Always Cries [cameron/wilson with background hilson pining]

Not Friends

season 4

James Wilson and the Cozy Blanket of Denial

season 3

Questions and Answers 

True Hate's Kiss 

a light breeze

season 2

In The Human World

Autopilot

Hypotheticals 

Don't Cry 

season 1

Spaghetti 

vague timeline

Kinder

Hiring Practices 

5 Feelings 

the thing is 

Drinking Game

Distraction [houseteen]

Data

Fourth Time’s The Charm 

Pain Relief [houseteen]

Souvenirs You Never Lose 

Sensitivity Training 

Diagnosis

what we talk about when we talk about big pharma 

The Replacement 

Guys' Night Out

Justice 

spinning around a dead dial 

something's made your eyes go cold 

the tigers come at night 

it's only forever 

Monday Morning

pre-series

you love him more 

Wedding Bells 

Before [gen]

forgive us our trespasses [chase]

Clean 

au

two roads diverged in new orleans and i (i took the road less traveled by) 

crossovers

Flamingos (Boston Legal)

Divorced Men's Club (Friends)

Napa (Mom)

Second Wives Club (Frasier)

assume it will be brilliant (Grey's Anatomy)

Love is itself unmoving (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)

my own beginning, my own ending (Star Trek)

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

After Wilson dies, House wears his McGill sweatshirt for weeks, refusing to take it off except to shower every once in a while. Eventually, it stops actually smelling like Wilson, but if House brings the worn fabric up to his nose and takes a deep breath with his eyes closed, he can trick his brain into thinking he can still smell him. At night, he soaks the threadbare collar with the salt from his tears as he pulls it up over his eyes. He presses the fraying sleeves against his lips and resists the urge to pull the strings out with his teeth. Eventually, the red lettering starts to crack, and he ends up curled into a ball, refusing to move so that he doesn't risk damaging it more. The fabric becomes so thin that he can see his thumb through the other side when he pushes on it, and that's how he knows its time. He decides he wants to be buried in it.

[clockwards]

truly genuinely fascinating watching s3ep20 House Training with the Wilson stuff. He really is just like that. Hes genuine. He takes women to lunch and plays and museums and does it with a smile on his face and not an ounce of bad intent. And he does it again. And they fall in love because he's so affably kind and senselessly caring and he blinks those big brown eyes at them and lets it happen. He lets it happen. He does know what he's doing. Because he is all about other people's love, other people's pleasure, and just like House he finds some eternal, niggling curiosity about /why/. So he figures it out, he follows this new woman's footsteps and lays out the red carpet until theres nothing left but a thread.

There is one red thread Wilson pulls to make everything and it is connected straight to House. Tug of war, babey.

[irenespring]

It is fun putting House on the comfort side of hurt/comfort. He doesn't like it. He's awkward. He thinks he's terrible at it. He hates talking about emotions. Eye contact is his mortal enemy. But he does it. And Wilson thinks he's great.

[househrt]

househrt's fic rec list list

Welcome to my list of House MD fic rec lists! Gonna update this post whenever I make a new rec list to keep things reasonably discoverable. My fic preferences are usually of the angsty, whumpy, hurt/comfort variety, though not exclusively.

Here's the list of lists! Would you like your House MD characters (almost exclusively House and Wilson tbh) to be:

Sleepy

- includes sick!fics where there's a lot of soft, gentle sleepiness. also regular non-sick exhaustion

Repressed

- includes House and/or Wilson being repressed over their sexuality, their feelings for each other, or anything else

Physically Hurt

- sick!fics, whump, hurt/comfort, etc.

Non-Physically Hurt

- for when the pain is from mental health issues or other emotional/mental/etc sources (grief, depression, assorted angst)

[underwhelmingalchemist]

I'm OBSESSED with this re:vampire!Wilson

all the mischief he could do,,,,,,, this is so perfect and real and true

I would also love love love to see a montage of House practising and fucking up the dosages at first and repeatedly drugging himself until his tolerance builds enough

House is a doctor. He has a precise knowledge of the human body: its composition, its chemistry, and, most importantly, its limits. So surely he can pull a Princess Bride-style trick off no problem, right?

And then he was waking up in his bathtub, his mouth tasting bitter and his head throbbing.

Okay, so clearly this was going to be a bit more difficult than he'd thought.

More research. More experiments. More making up half-sarcastic excuses of why Wilson couldn't drink from him that day. "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." And a couple more mornings of waking up in strange places in his apartment, although those were now pretty rare.

About a year had passed since Wilson first started drinking from him when he walked into his office, two coffees in hand. Well, technically, one coffee in hand, one coffee in the crook of his elbow, and his cane in the other hand.

"House, you know I don't drink-"

"Come on, I got it just how you like."

"That's impossible. I don't- I can't drink coffee."

"Come on, just give it a try."

Wilson studied him, trying to figure out what was hiding behind the dry, flippant tone.

"House."

"Wilson."

"Are you trying to drug me?"

"What?! Is that really what you think of me? I'm hurt."

Wilson just stared at him with a blank expression.

"Fine, watch." He took the coffee, brought it to his lips, and chugged it all in one go as Wilson watched. He lowered the cup with a dramatical "ahhh", and then held the other one out to Wilson.

"I'm not falling for that. And there's no way you didn't just burn the hell out of your mouth just now."

He had.

"Fine." House dropped the remaining, full coffee into the trash can without looking down as it fell from his hand.

Wilson gave an exasperated sigh, rubbing his temples. "House, can I just drink from you already? It's been days, and the janitor 'accidentally' threw away my blood packets."

"Huh, wonder why he'd do that."

"Yeah. I wonder," Wilson replied dryly, staring at House with dark-circled eyes. It was clear the lack of blood had taken a toll on him.

Good. Fewer questions that way.

"Fine," House relented, tugging aside his collar. "You better not get blood on my good shirt again."

"Thank you. And only if you don't start moving again."

About half an hour later, Wilson was on the floor, and House was sitting with his feet on the desks, going through his files, the empty drugged coffee sitting in the trash beside the clean one Wilson had refused. No use wasting expensive drugs on a coffee he wasn't going to drink, after all. He needed some for the future, just in case.

Hi sorry this started out as an actual reply and then turned into a ficlet whoops

[mothtarts]

can someone write a hilson teacher-au or am i going to have too? CAN SOMEONE WRITE A HILSON TEACHER AU OR AM I GOING TO HA-

anyways i have a rough idea for what they would teach. i was like “oh should i make them science teachers?” but that felt boring and i think this fits their vibes and personalities more (this is also very american so im sorry)

*house - ap world history /ap gov (he’s the teacher ppl say is evil and insane but you will learn the most from and pass the ap exam)

*wilson - ap language/ asb/ coach for varsity basketball ( he always has his class open and it’s full of gay kids and the athletes failing their subjects)

*cuddy- principle (duh) (she always goofs off during assemblies and will call out kids in front of the whole school for talking)

*chase - art teacher/ soccer coach (he was a sub at first but after the old teacher retired he stayed. hes the teacher that is supervising TO many clubs)

*foreman - all the super hard math classes (he always lets kids retake his tests and if your a senior lets you skip out on class)

*cameron - chemistry/ yearbook (all the kids love her and go to her class to vent about their family and relationship life) (she’s in charge of gsa)

*thirteen- psychology/ Econ/basketball coach (she is often spotted in the faculty parking lot taking a nap in her car. students are terrified of her but she’s rlly attuned with youth culture and gets them to warm up to her)

*kutner- councilor( deadass think he would be so good at being a councilor. he has favorite students and gives them good schedules)

*amber- english/ journalism/volleyball coach (she usually hangs out in the halls and yells at kids for doing pda has the BEST tutoring labs ever you will pass her class.)

*taub- on campus sub- (ppl audibly groan when they see him subbing their class)

pls pls lemme know if yall have any good ideas for this possible au im like fully gonna write it

[realbeefman]

if house md happened in 2023. first of all house and wilson would be explicitly gay and together which would suck because queerbaiting is awesome. but also there would be a period before they got together in which they would routinely send their nudes to each other to screen before sending them out to women. and it’d be a whole Thing. s1 wilson would go ON and ON about how ever since the infarction house hasn’t been sending nearly as many nudes back to wilson and “it feels, i don’t know, weird!” and then house would just straight up try to pull his dick out in the hallway because if wilson “wants to see it so bad, then [he’s] more than happy to oblige.” and then at the end of the episode house would send him a nude and wilson would reply with a “Looks good 💯 I like the smile. Who’s the lucky lady?” and house would just smirk because there, of course, isn’t a woman. house just doesn’t want wilson to stop sending him nudes.