#Hilson fic
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what i did this year
(i am an idiot)
(i love them)
In the year of our lord 2024 I wrote a lot of fanfiction about these stupid medical malpractice guys.
It seemed easier to note the ones that weren't Hilson.
(Other fic: a03)
post-series
He Wants
Dying Men 
Suspicious
Favor 
Cocktails 
The Sixth Stage
pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
eternal themes 
One More Story
Happy [stacy/cuddy]
The Open Road
Declarations 
a thrill of hope, the weary world rejoices
season 8
the drinks always have subtext
depends on how much you have to drink
season 7
Ten Days
He'd Know 
(He'd want to be left alone) [gen]
between pain and not 
season 6
absolution
Wonder
Manly Heterosexual Beers
Third Wheel
Regular Friendship
Couch Politics
star anise with caramelized onions
cures for insomnia 
Set The Date 
Rings
the secret sits in the middle and knows 
your slightest look easily will unclose me
we dance around in a ring
I'm Your Man
Proposal 2024 
Curious [bonnie/nora]
season 5
Personality Flaw 
Someone Always Cries [cameron/wilson with background hilson pining]
Not Friends
season 4
James Wilson and the Cozy Blanket of Denial
season 3
Questions and Answers 
True Hate's Kiss 
a light breeze
season 2
In The Human World
Autopilot
Hypotheticals 
Don't Cry 
Miserable 
season 1
Spaghetti 
vague timeline
Kinder
Hiring Practices 
5 Feelings 
the thing is 
Drinking Game
Distraction [houseteen]
Data
Fourth Time’s The Charm 
Pain Relief [houseteen]
Souvenirs You Never Lose 
Sensitivity Training 
Diagnosis
what we talk about when we talk about big pharma 
The Replacement 
Guys' Night Out
whumptober 2024 [mostly hilson]
Monday Morning
Open Bar 
miniatures [drabbles]
everyone deserves the chance to fly 
Up Is Down
Desperate Wilsonwives
pre-series
you love him more 
Wedding Bells 
Before [gen]
Feminist Sisterhood Something Something [stacy/cuddy]
the opposite of waiting for godot [gen]
au
two roads diverged in new orleans and i (i took the road less traveled by) 
(do stand so close to me) [bonus amber/stacy, choreman, taubner]
say hello to your friends (diagnosis club!) 
crossovers
Flamingos (Boston Legal)
Divorced Men's Club (Friends)
Napa (Mom)
Second Wives Club (Frasier)
assume it will be brilliant (Grey's Anatomy)
Love is itself unmoving (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
my own beginning, my own ending (Star Trek)
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microwavedmetal · 6 months ago
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I felt the need to do a list of all the hilson fics that I remember have this trope or something that goes near it. I've also taken the liberty to add stories that even barely brushes the concept.
When House is Bored
gracefultree
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When House gets bored, he asks uncomfortable questions that he doesn't expect Wilson to answer... only this time, he answers and House has to deal with the consequences.
Comment: This one comes closest to fulfilling the actual prompt imo
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How Not To Be Boring
By: fourleggedfish
House is bored, and Wilson is tired of being labeled the boring half of the friendship...so he calls House on a dare. And then stuff ensues. House/Wilson, EXPLICIT SLASH/NC-17! Now rendered AU; pretty much disregards everything starting with "Softer Side"
Comment: Also fits the criteria, but it's technically it's Wilson that started it all
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The Kissing Experiment
starryvioletnight
Summary:
Wilson gets a kiss one day from none other than Gregory House. And then he gets another, and another. Why is House kissing him once a day? Wilson doesn't know, but surely it's completely platonic.
Just a lot of fluff. I wanted to write them kissing.
Comment: This one is more about actions than joking words. 'I'm kissing you, and if you take offense I'm pulling a 'no homo' '.
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Contamination
Someone overhears House's "confession" to Stacy in "The Mistake", and the rumors get a little out of hand.
Comment: Stories diverges from the initial prompt from now on. House jokes about being with Wilson. Everyone believes he was being serious. It changes stuff.
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It’s Not Gay If It’s a Prank
cashewmilkhotel
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House “pranks” Wilson by stealing all of his clothes and leaving him with only a skimpy maid outfit, Wilson tries to fight back.
Set in the beginning of the series when Wilson gets divorced and House lets him sleep on his couch but not without a bombardment of pranks.
Comment: House really played himself with that one. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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Flirt Alert
QueerSolar
Summary:
Wilson cannot recognize when someone is flirting with him, even if he swears he can. House decides to teach Wilson what flirting looks like, by flirting with the man, like the countless nurses would. How could his plan backfire?
Comment: House platonically flirts with Wilson to prove a point? Yeah, right.
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repressionmd · 2 months ago
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a selection of housefics i love!
i will make a part 2 when i reach character limit :D currently there is just 11 fics here but i WILL be updating!
Playtime's Over or The One Where Cuddy Forces House to See a Child Psychologist - mskullgirl
author summary: Following the events of "Skin Deep" (season 2, episode 13) House spirals out of control and stops eating and sleeping. Cuddy eventually offers him a deal; five sessions with Dr. Addams, the hospital's resident child psychologist, in exchange for three months off of clinic duty. What could go wrong? word count: 48k my notes: SO GOOD!! such a fun analysis of house and it has potentially my favourite accidental child acquisition of all time
Everything He Wants - the_northwind
author summary: House discovers that Wilson is a better coping mechanism than Vicodin. There's no way this could go wrong. A rewrite of the season six finale and beyond where instead of Cuddy, Wilson goes to House's apartment after the crane collapse. word count: 11k my notes: has one of my favourite hilson fic argument scenes. they're dysfunctional and messy and SO in character i couldn't recommend enough
Hypothesis - IreneSpring
author summary: At the beginning of the month, James Wilson decides to break out of his depressive spiral by having an affair with the first woman who is not needy. By the end of the month, he is facing an existential crisis decades in the making. word count: 15k my notes: haha wilson you are gay (jokes aside this fic is actually so fun and silly and made me LAUGH at the hoops our wilson jumps through to eventually realise he didn't get anywhere anyway)
Under My Skin - rhythmofsnow
author summary: Thirteen has a meltdown. House is there to ground her through it. (Post 5x05 "Lucky Thirteen") word count: 1.4k my notes: caring house my beloved... autistic solidarity my even more beloved <3
Composed - ferretwhomst
author summary: compose verb /kəmˈpəʊz/ 1. calm or settle (oneself or one's features or thoughts). 2. write or create (a work of art, especially music or poetry). or: a sick, restless Wilson finds himself in need of House’s company late at night. House indulges him. word count: 2.2k my notes: SO BEAUTIFUL.... wilson is so gay and so melodramatic and house matches his freak so well and WRITES HIM A PIANO PIECE....... they're so soft with each other idk its just beautiful. please read this
Soothe me now, soothe me, old friend (eng) - culturenana
author summary: Wilson would love to – Wilson would like to do so many things, make the most of countless wasted opportunities, erase every mistake, since his time has shortened without any warning, cruelly consuming itself under every cough. / House holds him close as if he is about to slip from his arms, and neither of them has the courage to discern what this thing between them is. There is no excuse or rational diagnosis that could cover it up. word count: 7.2k my notes: oh my god this fic made me want to bawl its so beautifully written and i have been shying away from post-finale fics purely to save myself the heartbreak but im SO glad i didn't do that with this one. they mean everything to me ;-;
'Samson's Mistress Cut His Hair, Thus Removing His Strength' - Sparklesinthewater
author summary: Set in season 3. Stacy doesn't come back. Tritter doesn't interfere. But the drugs and the infarction keep getting House into trouble anyway. Wilson is trying his best (but his best may not be what's best for House). / Or, House gets himself a girlfriend. Life goes downhill from there. word count: a beautiful 129k my notes: hello? hello!!!! can anyone hear me!! fic of all time!!!! a novel in its own right, and i did in fact stay up till 3.30am finishing it. impossible to put down and did make me want to cry in places. absolutely stunning. would recommend to everyone
a thousand teeth (and yours among them) - itooaminthisepisode (anarchy_opossum)
author summary: Sometimes, when House gets too overwhelmed by his emotions, he gets a little bitey. This is five times House bites Wilson, and one time Wilson finally bites him back. word count: 10k my notes: GORGEOUS STUFF!! amazing characterisation with lovely internal voices <3 they're so them and it makes me so happy
i let you win, i love to lose - sesamie
author summary: a short thing inspired by the thought, "what if amber and wilson's sex tape was ***for house***?" it seems like exactly the kind of toxic manipulative thing amber would pull and bring wilson along for. so here it is! set after the finale of season 4, and wilson and house haven't spoken about everything yet. things are bad between them and that's where the angst in this comes from! word count: 4.6k my notes: this fic did irreparable things to my psyche i mean ACTUALLY i do find myself thinking about it as im going about my day. genuinely was blown away by the sheer power of the prose i'll be honest 😭
we peeled the freckles from our shoulders - flowersinapril
author summary: Greg is twenty-three and James is nineteen when they first meet as counsellors at a sleepaway camp in the Adirondacks. word count: 2.1k my notes: GOD THIS WAS SO BEAUTIFUL... AAAHHHHHH i dont even have any words. please read this. crops watered joy delivered will to live restored etc. oh my god.
I'd Make a Deal With God (I'd Get Him to Swap Our Places) - TheFandomLesbian
author summary: When Wilson receives his terminal diagnosis, House flees to the hospital chapel. He doesn't know how to pray, but he strikes a deal: his soul for Wilson's life. When Wilson goes into remission, he has no choice but to uphold his end of the bargain. / In which House learns nothing about God, but everything about worship, in the arms of his husband. word count: 11.3k my notes: HOLY FUCK.. obsessed and i mean Obsessed with love as religious Especially when it comes to gregory 'religion is meaningless' house like this was so... good. it was so good. house is so desperate and so in love and its the most delicious thing ever
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oriley42 · 8 months ago
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The face that launched 24k words of fanfic...
Read Weekend in the Poconos on AO3!
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uneeku · 4 months ago
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look i dont usually like fanfics but i need a hilson fanfic where wilson accidentally gets spiked with molly, house comes in the next day and somebody on his team is like 'house you got a patient' and they like redact the name or take it off and just house doesnt care he comes in realizes its wilson and because wilson 100% doesnt do drugs hes fucked as shit and mmolly makes him really affectionate with house and hes like 'goddamn wtf isnt this shit supposed to wear off' and his team is like 'yeah so turns out hes fucked up and it wont come out of his system anturally so go fix him' if anybody does this you gyatta tell me PLEAASEE [or else ill do it /sillythreat]
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stuffnthangsss · 5 months ago
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Currently reading a hilson fic where house never became a doctor (got kicked out of med school I think) and instead went on to work at a jazz club—where he has a meet cute with Wilson (still an oncologist)—which just reminds me of La La Land. Especially the end montage where Seb and Mia get together in one world but in the world of the movie, Mia moves on and gets married (screams Wilson, don’t it?). ALSO the fact that house canonically likes jazz whereas wilson prefers the blues iirc.
Imagine if I were to draw a hilson la la land au, haha jk, unless?
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Edit: found this pic and tumblr and it’s perfect
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compsonn · 5 months ago
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Most Well-Written Fics 2024
back at it again for the third year in a row!! personal favorites from this year across multiple fandoms!
no particular order, just based on the order of my bookmarks.
for reference i am sooo picky, i have read over 6000 fics according to ao3, and i've read 700 since the beginning of the year. i only have 53 bookmarks in total... but here are some bookmarked fics i read this year!!!
this year i got into some random shit, blah blah blah, honestly most of these are not faulkner levels of literature doing monuments for the english language but they were good and make me feel a sort of way, so, here you go
Harry Potter (Drarry)
This Year's Love by trishjames / drarry E, longfic. love it a lot. genuinely made me want to become an adult. they were meant to be cry emoji
Yes, But It'lll Cost You by mintaminta / drarry T, privated. this one had such a good vibe, reminds me of fun and school and calm darkness. very nice.
Bad Habits by No_One_Special_01289 / drarry E, lowkey porn, longfic. those last few chapters got me SO hard, they love each other omg cry emoji. poor harry. i think i skipped most of the smut when i read it but the plot was so good. literally star crossed lovers UGHHHHH LET THEM BE TOGETHER
Recursion by tessacrowley / drarry E, longfic. its written really well and it's witty, but i kind of think this author just self-inserts herself for draco in all her fics because... that boy was soo pathetic in canon. genius au basically. but i can forgive her bc the fics are good
House M.D. (Hilson)
yes Medical Malpractice Husbands whatever shut up i like the fics and they're probably in love so leave me BE. these fics are good.
Look, Don't Touch by ORiley42 / hilson E, voyeurism fic.... guys HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT OK that makes it sound SOOO bad but trust me i bookmarked this one because the author took such a horrible trope and made it genuinely not feel that creepy. like this fic is SO funny. it's really good. and the author is straight up just a good writer
the sea and the sky and you and i by thismagichour / hilson M, hanahaki angst. its really good because wilson just gives up and its soo heart wrenching bc he thinks house doesnt like him back and just wants to die. poor guy.
My Hero Academia (Dabihawks)
i have not given a Phuque about MHA for the past five years but i had this phase this year where i was briefly re-obsessed with dabihawks so here are some fics
planting trees (making shade) by nightquake / dabihawks T. basically hawks KHS for a good cause ..? really well written, has high tension and good allusions. loved this one. its the kind of fic u know is good by the summary
Hawks Lays an Egg by ButterflyApocalypse / dabihawks T. never in my entire Life 18 Years have i ever enjoyed mpreg except this fic, because he isnt even pregnant he just has this egg. it's such a good funny fic. i was asking myself why i had it bookmarked from like four years ago earlier this year so i reread it and i was like Yeah ok it deserves the bookmark. SOOO funny and ridiculous. crackiest fic.
MISC random fandoms (Battle Cats (????) and A Clockwork Orange)
nyankopalooza by Sanodigy / Battle Cats Game gen. No clue how i even found this. its so funny. ive never read a fic like this. its so funny. and weirdly well written, i like experimental / weirdly formatted fics. i used to play this game when i was a kid
Bitva Gruppa by VoidVesper / a clockwork orange X fight club, alex delarge X tyler durden E. its straight up a horrible plot, AKA CHILD GETS ASSAULTED. warning for underage and assault. it's not a morally good fic (clockwork orange is intentionally a morally wrong book). but holy shit the writing is great. like it reads like it's anthony burgess. just really good. probably one of the only fics here where i straight up bookmarked only because of the writing style
OK that wraps up this year's edition!! please give these fics a read, your life will be Fulfilled. byebyee
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willgrahams-dog · 4 months ago
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does anyone have any gutwrenching hilson fic recs. i need my daily dose of old man yaoi
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supermutticon · 2 months ago
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Erm follow me on TT @supermutticon
I sometimes edit
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barryroyco · 7 months ago
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hiiii i wrote another hilson fic! i started it the day i got my cane as a way of kinda coping with adjusting. so, a lot of house self-loathing, but i promise there’s a happy ending. i kept house as in character as i could so naturally i disagree with the majority of his thoughts and actions AKA being rude to stacy or himself <3
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goddammiteverythingstaken · 3 months ago
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house Md fic idea:
So a ton of people complain about house on like, rateMD or healthgrades or maybe it’s just that people start to realize a bunch of the bad hospital stories on reddit seem to be about the same doctor , and it sparks a sort of really weird niche fandom for that one rude diagnostician. So there’s a Reddit page and everything and someone posts about how they live in the area and they’ve seen doctor house around a number of times and he’s always with this brunette with big eyes and does anyone know who that is?? And a ton of people are like oh my gosh I’ve seen him too. And the rude diagnostician and the brunette become something of an internet mystery and an rpf fandom spawns. There are people who don’t even live in the US who are invested in wether or not these two old doctors are in a romantic relationship. Maybe house discovers their ao3 page who knows. I just think it’s fun
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microwavedmetal · 8 months ago
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Gay chicken Hilson
@deanbane bc i promised you a rec list
I separated the fics by subtropes for convenience sake
Its not a comprehensive list, only the stories I've read and remembered I liked.
Standard Gay chicken
Experimental Procedures
ORiley42
Summary: An offhand comment leads Wilson to test out some unusual methods of pain relief for House. (They’re extremely effective.)  <https://archiveofourown.org/works/49530220>
Double or nothing.
EnochianLullabies
Summary: House kisses Wilson's check as part of an 'act', it feels too natural to him, so, of course, he has to turn it all into a game, Wilson catches up pretty quickly. The ducklings try to not get scarred for life.  <https://archiveofourown.org/works/27762535/chapters/67959766>
Autopilot
tornyourdress
Summary: Wilson is used to kissing his wives goodbye before he leaves for work in the morning. When he accidentally kisses House, he knows he's not going to be allowed forget it.  <https://archiveofourown.org/works/55483522>
One-sided Gay chicken (?)
The Game of Misunderstandings
cupqueencake
Summary: Test the waters, Cuddy had told him. She’s the only one that really knows, after all. You don’t flirt with her daily for her not to realize it’s been a deflection from who he really loves. He’s sure by test, Cuddy meant something normal. To just ask him out, give him roses or something, make him dinner. But House is far from normal, and he’s buzzing in his skin with how bored he is. Recipe for disaster, more like. Or, the time Gregory House tried to win a convoluted game just to get together with his longtime friend James Wilson. He just didn't realize he had already lost before agreeing to play.  <https://archiveofourown.org/works/54336595>
Fake marriage
either love is a shrine (or else, a scar)
jamesevanwilson (suhossineun)
Summary: House has a brilliant plan, and he needs Wilson's help. Wilson is a chronic enabler. Getting married for the fourth time should be relatively easy.  <https://archiveofourown.org/works/51980650/chapters/131446576>
I Never Sleep With Married Men
WaitingToBeBroken
Summary: House and Wilson are married. It's not what you think.  <https://archiveofourown.org/works/51500782/chapters/130157821>
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repressionmd · 3 months ago
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snippet from my latest fic!! i'll wait for your love is up on ao3 for some domestic fluff goodness <3
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oriley42 · 2 months ago
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Chapters: 1/4 Fandom: House M.D. Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gregory House/James Wilson Characters: James Wilson (House M.D.), Gregory House, brief cameos by Cuddy and a blend of fellows Additional Tags: Animal Play, Pet Play, Puppy Play, BDSM, Kink Negotiation, not exactly safe or sane but consensual freakery, Unsafe Sex, Silly Sex, Dirty Talk, Sex Toys, Slapping, Spanking, Choking, Smut, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Fluff, Humor, Light Angst, sub-drop and depersonalization, Aftercare, Bathing/Washing, Massage, listen House needs to be leashed and told he's Wilson's bad puppy, It's for his own good Summary:
House learns how to be Wilson’s puppy. (Yes, it’s a sex thing.)
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uneeku · 4 months ago
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I had the most vivid dream that I was Wilson [I would switch from a 3rd/1st Person POV in every 'scene'], and that I got to work with House. And I held his hand AND IT FELT FUCKING GREAT. We were at the office for some reason? Like, office job with a computer. AND I JUST GOT TO HOLD HIS HAND. WILSON GOT TO HOLD HIS HAND!!! And he was indifferent and he was so House. His charisma is so crazy though.
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wdo-obw · 6 months ago
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this hilson fic is SO FUNNY AND ENDEARING!! house tricked wilson into watching brokeback mountain and wilson went crazy
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