#hilarious creator

[arttsuka]

I like how they had the 'couples' dance in this scene and then Burford and Baljeet

[cheschesterpossum]

Primes shenanigans

[incorrect-green-lantern-quotes]

So this little moment from Far Sector is probably one of my favorites because of the lore implications.

Far Sector issue #7

Nemosyne, the Guardian who gives Jo her ring, explains how this model functions differently from the Corps standard, but visually it looks the same as any other power ring. At least, until Jo touches it. Then it changes to a totally unique shape.

Now we already know that Green Lantern rings can change their size to fit their wearer, and there is this panel from the New 52 era where Guy is able to identify his ring just by seeing it, indicating that they come in different shapes as well.

Green Lantern Corps (2011) Annual #1

Far Sector seems to confirm what I've had as a headcanon for a while, that Green Lanterns are able to alter the aesthetic of their ring if they so choose. I suspect most simply do not because they either don't know that they can or just don't care enough to.

(Jo does seem to care more about her appearance than most Green Lanterns, based on her absolutely swaggalicious uniform and pompadour, so it makes sense that she'd try changing the ring to suit her own style)

[futuristic-koala]

[muiromem]

[amorachinchilla]

this is relevant to maybe one person who follows me but i've started playing Dragon Age: Origins and they could not have made a funnier decision than having the sex in the character creation explicitly say women and men are considered equal in this universe

character creation: misogyny doesn't exist

2 minutes into the game: GIRLS are worse than BOYS

dialogue option as a fem character: im the bravest out of all of you, and im a WOMAN

Alister immediately going "WHAT???? a WOMAN???? you don't see that every day!"

it just keeps happening and it is SO funny

[mangyraccooon]

A funny thought I had that involved some of the oc dragodile children

Kite (@diminuel) - ughh what the hell? Where am I?

Iguana ( @certainty2witch) - Better question who are you?

Kite - I’m a marine!

Iguana - I’m a revolutionary!

Plover (@mjrtaurus) - I’m six!!

Darla (me & @liferockingitout) - why am I here?

Iguana - wait so your parents are also crocodile and dragon?

Darla - that seems to be the common theme yes.

Kite - aren’t you kinda.. old though?

Darla - I’m 34 brat

Iguana - but.. Baba wouldn’t have even been 18 when he had you!

Darla -… ok it’s concerning that that is the first thing you thought of and not the much more obvious answer.

Silence

Darla - oh my god! I’m adopted obviously!

Plover - thank fuck

[fischiee]

the best part abt rvb is how serious the creators were from the very start about literally everything EXCEPT the plot

they really just spent hours and hours recording and editing and producing and their plot was… people talk and then church dies and his gf shows up and then she dies

and it STILL launched a massive influential inspiring 21 year long show/company

[buggitino]

more headcanons about sebastian solace from the hit game pressure roblox

back on my bullshit and i promise i only talk about The Situation a little bit

☆ his third arm is more sensitive than the other two (i'm thinking that either the USHD doctors fucked something up during the operation OR it grew in wrong, nerve endings closer to the epidermis and whatnot, something like that)

☆ just hates being touched in general, he’d rather initiate that contact (need an update where he gently —> not very gently shakes expendables off (depending on whether and how much they’ve annoyed/flashbanged him) when they climb him) ☆☆ part of this is due to trauma, he cant trust anyone to touch him without hurting him ☆☆ the other part is that he’s got that fucking dawg in him (i’ll get to this in a second)

☆ unlike what his new voice lines are starting to suggest about his character (i’m not gonna talk about zerum again because i think everyone knows what's happening at this point and ive already thrown in my two cents) he does NOT hate the expendables. literally his first line upon meeting him in his shop has him calling himself your friend (as strained of a connection as it may be, he could very easily not offer items, not share documentation/info, and just take the expendables data and hoard anything he picks up to make it harder for them to get to the crystal) (like yes, it's a mutually beneficial relationship but if sebastian didn't care about or sympathize with the expendables to some extent, it wouldn't be). i really do think he just has a short fuse (i'm not going to bring up trauma again, however-) and says things he doesn't mean (e.g. “they deserved it. and frankly so do the rest of you.” (im coping with the mischaracterization of these new lines leave me alone)) as a means of protecting himself and pushing the expendables further away (both physically and emotionally)

☆ he’ll act like a brat once they’re done, but he lets younger expendables sleep in his shop (he cares about them but would never in a million years let them know that) ☆☆ if a younger one comes in with a bunch of adult expendables, he’ll treat them all the same but will secretly slip the younger one some extra batteries, gauze, something unnoticeable (he feels especially responsible for the younger male expendables cause they remind him of his little brother)

☆ sometimes he thinks he can hear his family's voices on the radio, just under all the static, calling out for him like a search party would. he used to cry over this but he almost got caught once by an expendable coming into the shop so he does his best to tune it out. it’s hard. guilt pulls at his stomach every time he hears a clip of his family, begging for him to come home, to respond, something, anything, and he ignores it.

☆ autism (cause i said so) - i'm including this one for the sole reason that he does the dinosaur thing with his third arm and generally keeps his hands clasped together in the secret dinosaur position (he just like me fr) ☆☆ hates bright lights (the only light he uses/allows in his shop is the one he emits) (its a very soft/warm hue as opposed to the bright fluorescents throughout the rest of the facility) (not to bring up the flash beacon, obviously nobody likes getting flashbanged and he's got angler eyes but sTILL)

☆ he used to hate eating fish (pre-op) and now he’s pissed cause it’s all he has available and the DNA changes made it so fish is the yummiest tastiest thing in the world (i like imagining him actively fighting the urge to eat whatever fish he’s cooked in one bite cause he refuses to acknowledge that he's changed on a level that isn't physical/appearance-based)

☆ calls grown adults “kiddo” (even the ones that are older than him) ☆☆ he gets a certain kind of joy from seeing the 40/50/60 year old expendables try to figure out just how old he is after they get called “kiddo”. it’s extra fun for him when they’ve clearly already heard the rumors and/or gotten a glimpse of his file

☆ the ring is just an accessory, a bracelet on the floor or in a locker he found and liked. assumed nobody was gonna claim it and kept it (shoutout to @/lotus.eaterr on tik tok for this one!!!!)

[atopvisenyashill]

I think GRRM should just post the winds of winter on ao3 but not say anything because there's a big chance a lot of people would read it and then criticise the author for how unrealistic the plot is and how GRRM himself would never

PLEASE ALSDJFLKASDF if he needs feedback on how to keep the plot going THIS IS HOW. just turn on anonymous commenting and start posting under an anonymous account george!! you don't have to read any other fanfic, just let the comments swarm you so you can get unstuck from whatever part you're stuck on. INTERACT WITH THE TARG NATION FREAKS GEORGE. LET THE JONSA GIRLIES GO CRAZY IN YOUR INBOX. I NEED A BRAIME/TWINCEST FLAME WAR GOING ON PLEASE.

[manstoolit]

I almost peed my pants.

[riiinnee]

I respect everyone who makes s2 london mizu look cool and sexy but my lil history nerd heart knows just how goofy 1600s british fashion was 💔

[beastsovrevelation]

It's stupid Ineffable Bureaucracy didn't consume any of the "intoxicating beverages" they ordered.

Imagine the hilarious scenes we could've witnessed...

Drunk Beelzebub staggering back into Hell. The demons are terrified. Something's wrong. The Grand Duke can't stop laughing, and is being nice to everyone. She even hugged the guard of her throne chamber. The same one whose tongue she tears out all the time.

Or, Gabriel attempting and failing spectacularly to play sober in front of his fellow angels. He knows perfectly well he's failing, too, from the glare Michael gives him.

I could go on and on.

[kaythefloppa]

WK Spoilers (Salamander Streaming)

They canonically say the word hell 24 times, I took count.

Yeah I know they were referring to the hellbender salamander, but still, really funny to think about it.

[askdacast]

"how did the guy with no friends win?"

except, he did have a friend in the end

Pearl, a past winner who was also all alone the entirety of DL and went mad because of it

Pearl, who won because the person who betrayed her at the very start atoned for what he did by sacrificing himself and giving her the win

("I guess I forgive you after all...")

Pearl, who after healing from that betrayal went on to open her heart to alliances in the end (Nosy Neighbors + Grian et. al.) and eventually did find one she could call...family (The Mounders)

Pearl, who was the ONLY one to extend that invitation to the friendless villain ("I guess you found your family after all, Scar")

Because she was the only one who knew what it was like to be all alone, like him

But also come back from that dark place and reach out to someone who suffered just like her

And in the end they became a duo, she even tried to sacrifice her life for that fellow 'undeserving' lonely person, and only didn't because he wanted a 'fair' (for a given definition of that word) fight

Even at the end, Scar's "I'm gonna get you Pearl!" loses just...a tinge of the angry, bitter bloodlust he'd been baring throughout the session, and sounds almost playful

And then "she's dead scar. you won."

He killed the only person left who considered him a friend because she, in a sense, gave her life to him

It didn't start with the duel. It started with her hand of forgiveness.

but also because Scar really did become so much better at pvp like dang his red kills were vicious

[eternaljohnlock]

the polls over which ship will become canon this week, johnlock, buddie etc. you're all missing the one that would be the best long game of all. klance.