#hikes to do

[seabeck]

Not me making my 100th spreadsheet to document the wild seeds I want to harvest this summer/fall for growing lol

[m3djed]

"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"

[bedupolker]

Any more info you can share about the mouse family? They just look so cute and sweet!

Thank you!! Heres some doodles of mouse mom & rat stepdad, I had a very hard time drawing legibly on a very small piece of paper so please clap for me

[bacchuschucklefuck]

they tried to rebrand as The Criminals but riz is literally the city council's treasurer and also turns out people in their late 20s don't really name their friend groups. so now they're The Intrepid Heroes

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

The Great Outdoors! I can imagine Chang and Tintin going on camping or hiking trips for dates. While they love exploring museums and flea markets, in the woods they can avoid public scrutiny.

I've just been in the mood for drawing in ink and also doing long walks outside. These are inked traditionally and coloured digitally.

[ecoharbor]

📍Pallay Punchu, Cuscu, Peru 🇵🇪

[zivazivc]

so many brainworms about life in the troll tree and jd's adventurous side...

[tiffanyachings]

“Fiat lux! If you want to talk improbable, let’s talk about this”—a scrape of stone on stone—“being three thousand and some years older than this.” A heavy clunk.

“Inexplicable, Warden.”

“Certainly not. Like everything else in this ridiculous conglomeration of cooling gas, it’s perfectly explicable, I just need to explic-it.”

“Indubitable, Warden.”

“Stop that. I need you listening, not racking your brain for rare negatives. Either this entire building was scavenged from a garbage hopper, or I am being systematically lied to on a molecular level.”

“Maybe the building’s shy.”

“That is just tough shit for the building.”

[ominous-signs]

ominous sign?

Official ominous sign

[vintagecamping]

Feeding bears in Yosemite National Park.

California

1969

[collophora]

"Let's fix this drawing" *redraw the whole thing*

[woodsdyke]

climbed a mountain today. just like those gay hobbits

[cecoeur]

it's hell on earth to be heavenly them's the breaks, they don't come gently

[cultivating-wildflowers]

ladies, I need to wander despondently across a foggy moor asap

[kataraavatara]

the hike actually kills me because what cassian put nesta through would make literally anyone have a mental breakdown and when she inevitably does he’s like “wow…i finally got through to her…she’s telling me how she feels…she truly trusts me now…it’s because we’re mates…” dude it is not because she feels safe with you it is because you pushed her beyond her physical limits for days on end while alternating between the silent treatment and barking orders at her. “she’s crying because the healing powers of the magic mountain finally got through to her” she’s crying because you forced her through navy seal training.

[strawberryyyenthusiast]

Eddie doesn’t know how he was convinced by Steve to go on a hike. Yes, Eddie can sing and run around stage without getting winded, but make him climb uphill on a slightly rocky path? He’s done for.

Steve has a backpack on with everything they could possibly need, keeping his balance perfectly. Eddie only has the clothes on his back and that is still making him wobble.

“Baby, love of my life, dearest husband. Can we please stop for a minute?” Eddie is out of breath and has his hands on his knees, hair limp with sweat around his face.

Steve stops and puts his hands on his hips, sunglasses sliding into his hair. “My love, we’ve only been hiking for an hour. Do you want to head back now or continue to the top?”

Eddie pauses his panting. “An hour?! Oh my god I’m gonna die up here. Hand me my phone I have to send a message to Wayne.”

-

Once they reach the top, Steve brings out their snacks and doses himself for a protein bar. He’s not surprised when his pump doesn’t give him any insulin— he’s been burning sugar like crazy.

The view is spectacular and when Steve looks over at Eddie, he just sees a blob of limbs and hair laying on the ground.

“I’m gonna have to check you for ticks now, babe.”

Eddie groans, “Let them eat me. I feel like a wet paper towel.”

“I love you too much. I can always carry you back down if you need.”

Steve scooches closer and puts Eddie’s head in his lap. He reaches a hand up and cups Steve’s face, saying, “Oh, darling, you’re so thoughtful.”

They share a kiss before the two of them get back up and pose for a selfie, let Eddie’s request.

(He’s posts it on instagram when they get cell service on the drive back with the caption: “I love my husband but holy shit I do not belong in nature.” Steve looks like a god and Eddie, a drowned rat. They make a perfect couple).

The hike down is not as bad as it was up, and Steve does end up carrying Eddie down.

“You know, this isn’t too bad,” Steve says as they’re about ten feet from the car. “You’re so light, I could definitely bench press you!”

“Oh my god shut up Steve I’m gonna bust if I imagine you doing that.” He smacks a kiss on Steve’s cheek. “Give me twenty minutes and I’ll be raring to go.”

“EDDIE!”