#hiholiver

[becclaw]

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

I actually had this weird dream that someone shrunk me, and I was in one of those little plastic cars, driving around the game board on the Game of Life with @olstarhopkins? It was very strange, the colors went by in such a fast blur, but I’ve been talking about board games a lot lately so I think it makes sense!

70 horrible questions

[hogwartswirelessnetwork]

if you had to cast the castle as characters from shadowhunters, who would you pick?

I can’t believe you’re making me do this. I want to die.

Clary Fray: Someone useless, like @ameliapuff.

Jace Wayland: Someone who horrendously overestimates their own attractiveness, like @creaturekidcaleb.

Alec Lightwood: Someone who’s very gay and has no other defining personality traits, like @brianpuff.

Magnus Bane: Someone too fabulous for this world, like @urquhartofslytherin.

Isabelle Lightwood: Someone who hides how useless she is by being beautiful, like @zoeboot.

Simon Whatever His Last Name Is: He’s the fuckboy friend, is he not? That seems like the approach @olstarhopkins might be taking with Flora, so my vote goes to him.

Luke or whoever that out of place old man is: @gavin-peakes, because he has unruly hair and I believe that older man is a werewolf.

Clary Fray: Is not useless, Mira! She’s just a little high strung and the show revolves around her too much which doesn’t help. But @finestmclaggen kind of lives in her own world and she rocks the red hair so maybe her? Their names are even similar!

Jace Wayland: It’s true that Jace is entirely too full of himself and he also never has any fun so I’m going to give this lack of honor to @urquhartofslytherin.

Alec Lightwood: Alec’s defining quality is actually his love for his sister and the fact that he’s saltier than the ocean. And he adheres way too strongly to the rules. Maybe Ian or Oscar?

Magnus Bane: Too fabulous for this world is right, although I’m going to go with @greatestollivander for this one though. She’s got the flair for it, Nick isn’t good-hearted enough. Plus, he’d never call anyone biscuit.

Isabelle Lightwood: @lionsandkrum, obviously. Hot, flawless, as witty as she is beautiful. No-one else could possibly deserve this honor.

Simon Lewis: He is not a fuckboy! He loves Clary selflessly, even when she makes it clear she’s going to choose Jace. This seems like Timothy Buchanan, because clearly he’s all heart eyes for @gwen-peakes and she doesn’t return the feeling.

Luke Garroway: Team Dad! I’m going to nominate @hunter-liew since he seems to want to take care of all creatures great and small too.

[random-edits]

Leo Spinnet: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Jade, code name - Been There, Done That. Becca is Currently Doing That. Blair is It Happened Once in a Dream; Oliver, code name - If I Had To Pick a Dude. Nick is... Eagle Two.

Nick Urquhart: Oh thank God.

[becclaw]

♫ (hi its ally sorrryyy but one for Oliver pls and thank u)

He Could Be The One - Hannah Montana

The firelight in Gryffindor tower was burning low; at this point, she and Oliver were the only two still awake in the common room, everyone else having trickled up to their beds as the hours wore on. Becca wasn’t ready to leave, though; she may be tired, but that was nothing that a few minutes leaning her head against her friend’s shoulder while she tried to figure out their next step in the movie they were working on couldn’t cure.

She didn’t even know how they’d gotten to this point. Becca was usually terrified to show anyone her writing, much less to write a whole movie script with someone, but it was just so easy to get excited about ideas when she was sharing them with Oliver. And, whenever she started to panic, she kept telling herself that this wasn’t real – this horror movie they were working on was a spoof, a joke between two friends who had been debating what their roles would be if they were ever plopped into a fictional world full of dumb slasher tropes. From there it had just sort of spiraled, like everything else turning into a fun excuse to spend time together.

“There’s got to be a way that Leah and Lucas both live until the end, I’m not letting fictional you die, I’ve been telling you that this whole time,” Becca murmured sleepily, turning her head so that she yawned against the sleeve of his shirt instead of risking accidentally spraying spit on him in her exhausted state. She could probably have fallen asleep and stayed here all night and been totally happy, although she had a feeling Oliver would much rather plot out their movie’s grand finale and go sleep in his own bed, given the choice.

“He could be the one?” Oliver suggested, sounding nearly as tired as she felt. He seemed hesitant as he said the words, and Becca didn’t understand why – it was as if a lightbulb went off in her brain, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. The best way to make sure that Leah and Lucas both lived until the end of their movie was to have them fall in love in its final moments… and even as she jolted up straight and was clapping her approval at the idea, a heavy weight seemed to settle over her, too.

The idea felt perfect… But these weren’t just any old made up characters, they were characters so closely based on the two people sitting here on the couch together right now. Becca’s throat closed up with panic as she tried to hold back thoughts she didn’t even want to be thinking, and suddenly she didn’t want to be cuddled close to her friend anymore, she wanted to be far, far away where she could clear her head. “But um, we can work on finishing that tomorrow, maybe I’ll have another idea in my dreams or something, or – or I should let you get some rest! See you tomorrow, bye!” Becca spat out the words quickly, gathering her things and making a bee line for the portrait exit, hopefully before Oliver could even register what had just happened.

@olstarhopkins

Send me a  ♫ and I’ll put my music on shuffle and write you a drabble about our characters based on the first song that plays!

[hogwartswirelessnetwork]

Is it just me or does that Vlad guy look EXACTLY like Troy Bolton??

What’s a Troy Bolton?

Are we casting the school in High School Musical now? Because I have some ideas for the other characters.

Gabriella Montez: @courtneylyons, she’s the perfect amount dork with a heart of gold to play this role right.

Sharpay Evans: @fabulousfawley is obviously the rightful air to Fabulous. And her deluded view that Isaac is into her is almost as strong as Sharpay’s belief that she’s entitled to Troy.

Ryan Evans: @olstarhopkins is the only one suitable to be Sharpay’s kind of weird, kind of gay brother.

Chad Danforth: Stephanie Kenyon! She probably doesn’t dance, not a chance either and she’s all about athletics too.

Taylor McKessie: David seems like he could win an academic decathlon! And that he probably doesn’t think all too much of jocks.

Kelsi Neilson: @zoeboot seems like she’s tiny, quiet, and possibly kind of gay too.

This was so much fun! Send me some more of these ASAP!

[becclaw]

Who's friend zoned more, Leo or Oliver?

Technically everyone’s in the friend zone when you don’t want to fall in love! But if I really had to choose, Leo. I’ve kissed him and there was no, like, romantic spark there. I don’t have that same experience to judge off of with @olstarhopkins.

[becclaw]

Shrekka

@olstarhopkins, is this you???

give my muse a nickname!

[becclaw]

I assume you're faking liking Shrek just to get Oliver to like you

False. Why would I fake liking one of the most popular animated movies of all time at all, much less to get @olstarhopkins to like me when he knows full well that I’ve sworn off love? 

true/false game. make an assumption about me in my ask and i’ll tell you if its true or false. go.

[becclaw]

Send me ☺ for a loving/affectionate text Send me ♣ for a drunk text Send me !! for a threatening text Send me ?? for a strange/vague text Send me ► for a text not meant for you Send me ↕ for a scared/worried text pls and thk u

texting meme:

Send me ☺ for a loving/affectionate text

[text] Hi oh my gosh I know this is a million years late, but I accidentally flipped open my journal to one of the pages where I was writing about the ball and it reminded me what a great time I had, and I wanted to say thank you so, so much for spending the night with me and making sure it was the best dance ever

Send me  ♣ for a drunk text

[text] but wlike how much alsochol do oyurt hink ot wpuld take to get asdhrek durnk? he’s so bIG ans dlike i bet dshe’d have to swallwo 10 who,le bottle s of firekwehsikey before he even FELT IT AT ASLL EVNET A LITTLE[text] and DINK

Send me !! for a threatening text

[text] OLIVER HOPKINS I SWEAR TO MERLIN THAT IF YOU DELETE ANY OF THOSE PICTURES OF US AT THE DANCE OFF OF MY PHONE I WILL HEX YOU SIX WAYS TO SATURDAY! I happen to like them all very much and think you look very handsom, so DON’T. YOU. DARE. 

Send me ?? for a strange/vague text

[text] Do you think everyone gives off like noticeable signs when they have a crush on someone? Like, I don’t know, Flora giving you more ice cream than she gives anybody else, or Leo buying Jade guitars?

Send me ► for a text not meant for you

[text] Gavin, stoooooooop, oh my gosh. You’re literally the only person at the dance who seemed to think that we were acting like more than friends, this is why we used the friend date title omg so that more people wouldn’t be big weirdos like you about it!

Send me ↕ for a scared/worried text

[text] Have you seen my sister around in Gryffindor at all? I just... haven’t seen her in a while, and I don’t know if I did something wrong and she’s mad at me, or if she’s still upset about mom and dad, or if she’s like gone off and become an illegal Animagus and gotten herself killed in a bear fight or??? I’m just starting to freak out a little and you probably see her more than I do.

[becclaw]

i assume you like oliver as more than just a friend

False. I don’t like anybody as more than a friend right now, ‘non, it’s part of the whole ‘love hating’ thing.

true/false game. make an assumption about me in my ask and i’ll tell you if its true or false. go.

[becclaw]

Bed, wed, behead: Leo, Oliver, Zac

This is so rude! It’s like you guys try to make these as hard as possible!

Bed: @lionleos, because that’s what he chose me for.Wed: @zacboot, who I probably would have picked for this even if he hadn’t picked me first.Behead: @olstarhopkins because he’s been really busy with homework this week and hopefully he’ll never know that I head to behead him!

lets play 20 questions, the first 20 asks i get sent i will answer, no matter how personal, creepy or sexual.

[becclaw]

Oliver, Leo, Wesley, Emma, Kelsey, Zoe

send 6 characters/people and i’ll tell you who i would:

do the sexy love�� with: @zoeboot reads just as much as I do, she probably knows what she’s doing! 

sacrifice myself for: @nobodyputskelseyinthecorner, always! 

kick: @olstarhopkins, you were the one leftover, I’m sure you understand!

take to prom: @emmacoote, we could sit in the corner at the snack table instead of dancing -- I hope!

abandon in jurassic park: @camera-geek-creevey! Not in a bad way, I just think he’d have fun taking photos.

push off a bridge: @lionleos is the only Quidditch player in this bunch, I trust him to be the one to stay alive! 

[becclaw]

(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง Oliver + Leo

Leo’s been my best guy since I crashed into him at the start of first year! Plus I know @lionleos, he’d never let me hear the end of it if I picked @olstarhopkins. I’d get called a bully forever!

Send me (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง + two names and my muse will say which one they'd back in a fight.

[becclaw]

Send ☁ for a hateful text.

Send ☁ for a hateful text.

✉  to Oliver→ DO YOU EVER GET SO MAD AT DREAMWORKS FOR TAKING NINE YEARS BETWEEN SHREK MOVIES AND THEN PRETENDING THAT SHREK LEARNED NOTHING FROM THAT AU WHERE FIONA DIDN’T KNOW HIM??? IF A MOVIE FRANCHISE MAKES A MISTAKE THEY CAN’T JUST PRETEND IT DIDN’T HAPPEN, THEY HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO INCORPORATE IT! THE VIEWERS REMEMBER!

text message memes.

[becclaw]

Send ❤ for a loving text.

Send ❤ for a loving text .

✉  to Oliver → Okay, is it weird that I really love having our super secret clubs? Because I really thought that whenever Leo finally told me who his crush was I’d feel bad about them, but I so totally don’t and I don’t know why. So hopefully you don’t feel bad, either, because I was going to suggest we have a Not-So-Obviously-Cool club meeting meeting during his Quidditch practice this week, if you’re not too busy! ^_^

text message memes.

[becclaw]

Send ● for a text that wasn’t meant for you.

Send ● for a text that wasn’t meant for you.

✉  to Oliver→ OKAY SO LEO HAS REPORTED TO ME OFFICIALLY THAT FLORA IS NOT HIS SUPER SECRET CRUSH, BUT STILL SEEMS TO THINK FLOLIVER (PORTMANTEAU PENDING IDK IF I LIKE THAT ONE!) HAS POTENTIAL? SO I GUESS WE CAN STILL KEEP AN EYE ON THE REVISED LOVE TRIANGLE OF SAM/OLIVER/FLORA AT YOUR PARTY INSTEAD? 

text message memes.