#hihzac

[hogwartswirelessnetwork]

What are your predictions for Easter break drama?

My money is on the usual. Someone will cheat at the Ministry’s Easter Egg hunt, someone else will cry, students will embarrass themselves and ruin their chances of ever being employed by the Ministry of Magic... A bit predictable, really. Although given that Easter is a family holiday, perhaps there’ll be a blowout at home between siblings. Who will it be? @zacboot and @zoeboot? @gwen-peakes and @gavin-peakes again? @scarletandgoldstein and @becclaw? @lionsandkrum and @vladthelion? I’m waiting. Don’t disappoint me.

[becclaw]

Text || Zecca

Becca: Dearest Zachary, I know you've been admiring Jade from afar for quite some time now, and the time has come for you to put all of your observations about her to good use!

[random-edits]

[points to the Boot twins]

Austin Solano: So you two are like the Mystery Twins.

Zac Boot: Please don't call us that.

[hogwartswirelessnetwork]

Bed, wed, behead: the Boot siblings.

Bed: @zoeboot as there’s no chance of accidental procreation in a female/female sexual encounter.Wed: Jeremy, as he’s the most respectable of the clan by far.Behead: @zacboot. He’s not a fellow Slytherin, and he’s also a risk for impregnating me with a vertically stunted child. No thank you.

Yikes! That’s a little weird but...

Bed: Zoe, she’s so pretty! But I don’t actually feel like we have much in common.Wed: Zac. I mean, he’s no Gavin but he’s in a band and he treats his cat really well...so he’d probably treat his wife pretty well?Behead: Jeremy. He skeeves me out and he seems to have something going on with @olivia--jordan, and I don’t want her murdering me in my sleep.

[becclaw]

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[becclaw]

If your life was a tv show who do you think people would ship you with?

The heteronormative people out there would probably say @zacboot or @lionleos, but I think the majority of the audience would say @nobodyputskelseyinthecorner!

send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

[becclaw]

Who's a better kisser, Zac or Leo?

lets play 20 questions, the first 20 asks i get sent i will answer, no matter how personal, creepy or sexual.

[becclaw]

zacboot replied to your post: Give your opinion on everyone in Ravenclaw 4th...

I wouldn’t call myself a victim! It wasn’t that awful. ���

Not awful, that’s some high praise there! And you wonder why I was so worried about being a bad kisser that I had to ask Leo to help me do more research!

[becclaw]

Bed, wed, behead: Leo, Oliver, Zac

This is so rude! It’s like you guys try to make these as hard as possible!

Bed: @lionleos, because that’s what he chose me for.Wed: @zacboot, who I probably would have picked for this even if he hadn’t picked me first.Behead: @olstarhopkins because he’s been really busy with homework this week and hopefully he’ll never know that I head to behead him!

lets play 20 questions, the first 20 asks i get sent i will answer, no matter how personal, creepy or sexual.

[becclaw]

Give your opinion on everyone in Ravenclaw 4th year

Not a problem, ‘non! I happen to love all of my fellow fourth years. Gwen’s a great roommate, and she reminds me that I should be more adventurous sometimes -- plus she loves to talk about Ancient Runes with me, that’s always a plus! And then there’s @zoeboot​, my book buddy and a lifelong friend. She’s very easy to live with, and she constantly lets me borrow great new things to read, what’s not to love? @nobodyputskelseyinthecorner​ is my platonic soulmate, obviously, and nothing in the world could tear us apart. She’s the greatest person I’ve ever met in my whole entire life, hands down. And I can’t forget @zacboot​, the unlucky victim of the Great Mistletoe Disaster of 2024, one of the sweetest boys I know, and another one of my best friends. I’m pretty darned lucky to be in Ravenclaw House, I wouldn’t trade it for the world.

[becclaw]

(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง Jeremy + Zac

Zac, without a doubt! @bcct may have been kind of nice to me lately, but he just can’t compare with @zacboot.

Send me (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง + two names and my muse will say which one they’d back in a fight.

[becclaw]

Oliver Ben Leo Wesley Zac Brian

send 6 characters/people and i’ll tell you who i would:

do the sexy love™ with: @lionleos, he’s the one I feel most comfortable with.

sacrifice myself for: @ravenboot! He’s been stuck with me for my whole life, it’s the least I could do. 

kick: I don’t want to kick anybody! Um, maybe @slytherinpucey if he ever annoys Kelsey?

take to prom: @olstarhopkins seems like he’d be a fun date!

abandon in jurassic park: @brianthebadger seems like he’d be a dinosaur enthusiast?

push off a bridge: @camera-geek-creevey could take some very cool action shots while he was falling! And he’d have a parachute, I’m sure.

[hogwartswirelessnetwork]

Most likely in the school to be a vampire in disguise?? An alien? A ghost who doesnt know they're dead yet?

I don’t feel like discussing this dreadful vampire business again. You can find my previous guesses here. As for an alien, I would not be surprised if @lionleos and @zacboot and even @fabulousfawley were sent here from a planet that worships cats. And @tara-goyle seems rather dead inside. @ghostlyparker must be disappointed that she’s not a year older so she can’t live with that ghost of a girl.

I would not be surprised at all if Ben Pucey turned out to be an alien. That kid can be seriously weird sometimes. I think Blair is way too obsessed with money to be a vamp, but maybe she could be a vengeance demon like Anya from Buffy. I could definitely see @shawn-morse being a ghost, given his ancient taste in fashion. As for who really is a bloodsucker? Maybe that’s what @creaturekidcaleb is really doing in the forest all the time. I bet if we look, there’s some dead unicorns lurking around.

[becclaw]

speak up!

First kiss, favorite Boot, cats and cuddles.

send me ‘speak up!’ for the first three things my muse equates with yours!

[becclaw]

(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง Leo or Zac

That’s so mean! How do I choose between my two best guys? Sorry, @lionleos and @zacboot, I’m not fighting on a side, I’m playing mediator instead!

Send me (��� ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง + two names and my muse will say which one they’d back in a fight.

[becclaw]

❤ for a loving text / ☁ for a hateful text / ♔ for a admiring text / ● for a text that wasn’t meant for you / ♬ for a desperate text

Send ❤ for a loving text.

✉  to Zac → Dear Zachary, promise no to forget about me when you’re a big famous radio star someday. I like you too much to let you go, I promise I’ll even be your future show’s number one listener since you’re the only person on the Hogwarts Wireless Network who can get me not to pay attention to my books for a whole half hour anyway :-p 

Send ☁ for a hateful text.

✉  to Zac → WHY DO YOU STILL LET ME PUT MISTLETOE UP EVERY YEAR EVEN AFTER THE GREAT MISTLETOE DISASTER OF 2024? WHAT IF I HAVE TO KISS JEREMY NEXT TIME? WHY DO I TEMPT FATE LIKE THIS? MAKE ME STOOOOOOOOP I’M THE WORST.

Send ♔ for a admiring text.

✉  to Zac → Hey, look at you actually studying today! You’re not even looking over at your phone when I make it buzz, I’m so proud of you

Send ● for a text that wasn’t meant for you.

✉  to Zac → OKAY LEO, TELLING YOU WHETHER YOU OR ZAC WAS A BETTER KISSER WAS NEVER PART OF THE DEAL WHEN WE MADE THIS PACT! IT WAS JUST FOR YOU AND ME TO JUDGE EACH OTHER, NOBODY ELSE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PART OF THE EQUATION!

Send ♬ for a desperate text.

✉  to Zac → HI HI HI I KNOW THIS IS PROBABLY OVERSHARING BUT KELSEY AND ZOE AND GWEN AREN’T ANSWERING THEIR PHONES AND I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM SO BAD I DON’T WANT TO DEAL WITH SOLVING THE RIDDLE AT THE DOOR CAN YOU PRETTY PLEASE JUST OPEN UP THE COMMON ROOM FOR ME I’LL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND ALSO DO YOUR HOMEWORK TONIGHT HELP ME

text message memes.