#15/20

[jtl-fics]

New kings au please :)

WIP Wednesday (7/12/23) - Closed | New Kings AU

Wymack knows better than to turn around though. It's above his paygrade and it soothes something in him to listen to Neil and Andrew being able to talk again. It always felt nice to know the two of them trusted him with their relationship, even if he often saw parts of it against his will.

“What are you putting in there?” Neil asks.

“Everyone’s contact information.” Andrew answers.

“Don’t put everyone under weird names.” Neil asks pleadingly.

There is a telling silence.

“Andrew, c’mon.” Neil pleads.

“Fine, but I’m setting Kevin’s ringtone to God Save the Queen.” Andrew says with a huff.

“Aw, but I have a joke-“

“Neil, you’re not using a picture of Kevin about to puke as his contact photo again and putting him in as ‘Green Day’.” Andrew interrupts, “I’m not listening to Give me Novacaine ever again.” Andrew hisses.

“Andrew, it was funny!” Neil argues.

"No. It isn't. Especially not after the 8 Millionth time." Andrew argues right back.

[askacultleader]

So you can only speak the truth? What do you think of Narinder?

"I think he's the only good thing to come out of my situation.

I know that he's probably disappointed in me for hurting them, and I'm not sure if I'll ever be able to live that down."

[cool-dudes-official]

valkyrie cain, from the skulduggery pleasant series ♥️

is she a cool dude????

Certified chill dude.

There's a good serenity to her vibes 👌✨

[blueflare7pkmn]

Puts a bunch of frail sticks next to Flare marked “Anger relief sticks: Snap to help relieve anger”.

ooooooooooo sticks!!!!

[felixthethief]

all i know was it was during high school

How old were you at the lowest point in your life? Reblog this and put it in the tags, plus your current age maybe. I'm trying to see something.

[jhon-the-cat-follower]

i mean what have you really done for her you are avoiding her even you simply left her alone when she neded help and you think she is gonna consider you her friend?

have you finished your yapping?

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[tomb-the-god]

heya tomb? i'm like... 90% sure poet and lamb are about to break up

lucky you! and hey, you're already having thoughts about the both of them, good to know they're going to be single. i mean...

i'd still give them a bit of time to cool off, though. it's still kinda rough rn

"...."

"You aren't helping."

"With the thoughts or... Yeah."

[difunttichronicles]

Starcrossed

Starcrossed, tome 1,Josephine Angelini très bientôt ça arrive PrésentationUN AMOUR écrit dans les étoilesUNE TRAGÉDIE qui se répète depuis l’AntiquitéUNE MALÉDICTION que même les dieux ne peuvent briser« C’était la nuit dans le pays aride. Hélène se mit en route. Elle aperçut quelqu’un, au loin, et pressa le pas.C’était Lucas. Tombé à genoux, il avançait, tâtonnant comme un aveugle, se coupant…

[spiderziege]

Mordred Manor! (with close-ups under the cut)

edit: i just put up some new drawings on my ko-fi, so if you wanna print this out as a poster or something, you can find it there at full resolution in the 'Misc Art' folder! :) (personal use only!)

[hamable]

Love the Bad Kids immediately shutting down Porter’s attempt to proselytize; like absolutely not, you can’t defend this. You’re a bad teacher. Yeah, we spent the summer hunting the Night Yorb on behalf of the school, because the Night Yorb was our fucking fault in the first place. Elmville didn’t refuse to sign Gorgug’s MCAT, you did, Porter. You’re a freak. You’re 45 and you’re juicing and the teenage archdevil who clocked your bad vibes freshman year day one already swooped the godly domain you’re vying for out from under you and put it on standby like last week. Get fucked old man.

[sunshineandlyrics]

🎫 15 March 2023 X

🎫 Robert Smith from The Cure tweeted about ticket prices and Ticketmaster's extra fees. He also tweeted about the verified fan process. 14/15 March 2023 x

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[contakaidigon]

still not over the Last Stand. can you believe he did that. what the fuck

[whoseblogisitanyways]

tag yourself: intrepid heroes' alter emos as ppl who went to my public high school

[schreibfederlaerm]

it's just really funny to me to imagine Fabian actually being a great big brother honorable nemesis.

like, putting a nemesis ward on the nursery with aelwyn's help since "it won't do if they die before their eighteenth birthday, will it?" (aelwyn, deeply sarcastic: "well of course, that is exactly why I put the ward on adaine's room." fabian, too deep in denial for sarcasm: "see? you get it")

gifting them a battle sheet baby blanket since they should start preparing for their battle early on (and yes it's extra fluffy, it's for a baby stop laughing everybody)

generally trying to teach them everything he knows "so their battle to the death will be a fair one"

giving their adventuring party the same lecture on tactics that the bad kids got from his papa

hunting down chungledown bim and any other nemesis so his sibling is the only one who could get a piece of his fund (he just wants it to stay in the family, shut up)

just. fabian being an amazing big brother but also if you call him that to his face he will cut you