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[jtl-fics]

New kings au please :)

WIP Wednesday (7/12/23) - Closed | New Kings AU

Wymack knows better than to turn around though. It's above his paygrade and it soothes something in him to listen to Neil and Andrew being able to talk again. It always felt nice to know the two of them trusted him with their relationship, even if he often saw parts of it against his will.

“What are you putting in there?” Neil asks.

“Everyone’s contact information.” Andrew answers.

“Don’t put everyone under weird names.” Neil asks pleadingly.

There is a telling silence.

“Andrew, c’mon.” Neil pleads.

“Fine, but I’m setting Kevin’s ringtone to God Save the Queen.” Andrew says with a huff.

“Aw, but I have a joke-“

“Neil, you’re not using a picture of Kevin about to puke as his contact photo again and putting him in as ‘Green Day’.” Andrew interrupts, “I’m not listening to Give me Novacaine ever again.” Andrew hisses.

“Andrew, it was funny!” Neil argues.

"No. It isn't. Especially not after the 8 Millionth time." Andrew argues right back.

[askacultleader]

So you can only speak the truth? What do you think of Narinder?

"I think he's the only good thing to come out of my situation.

I know that he's probably disappointed in me for hurting them, and I'm not sure if I'll ever be able to live that down."

[xxsmoko-n-mirrorsxx]

James- you are the best ever- you really are- and listen- your kids are very lucky to have BOTH of you- yes you both made mistakes- but SOME people REALLY never learn! including other versions of you two! including the PRIME versions!

so I mean this! WITH ALL THAT I AM AND HAVE! you both are the BEST versions of yourselves! and that old bat can SHOVE A SMELLY GYM SOCK DOWN HER WIND PIPE!

pffft! Indeed, Gwendolynn can eat gym socks! Thanks, that does mean a lot. I've only met the prime James once, he too respects Louisa's wishes... not as much as me I'm sure. How am I the best? I'm-

*stops Louisa by holding her right hand up to his lips and kissing the back of it* Luv, shhhh, it's alright, you're working on it too, let the nice people compliment you. You deserve nice things.

*kisses James on the lips* thank you, dear.

[askdennycotl]

Cotton then apologized and gave her a bunny onesie I think

"Well... At least something good…"

[cool-dudes-official]

valkyrie cain, from the skulduggery pleasant series ♥️

is she a cool dude????

Certified chill dude.

There's a good serenity to her vibes 👌✨

[blueflare7pkmn]

Puts a bunch of frail sticks next to Flare marked “Anger relief sticks: Snap to help relieve anger”.

ooooooooooo sticks!!!!

[felixthethief]

all i know was it was during high school

How old were you at the lowest point in your life? Reblog this and put it in the tags, plus your current age maybe. I'm trying to see something.

[jhon-the-cat-follower]

i mean what have you really done for her you are avoiding her even you simply left her alone when she neded help and you think she is gonna consider you her friend?

have you finished your yapping?

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[tomb-the-god]

heya tomb? i'm like... 90% sure poet and lamb are about to break up

lucky you! and hey, you're already having thoughts about the both of them, good to know they're going to be single. i mean...

i'd still give them a bit of time to cool off, though. it's still kinda rough rn

"...."

"You aren't helping."

"With the thoughts or... Yeah."

[difunttichronicles]

Starcrossed

Starcrossed, tome 1,Josephine Angelini très bientôt ça arrive PrésentationUN AMOUR écrit dans les étoilesUNE TRAGÉDIE qui se répète depuis l’AntiquitéUNE MALÉDICTION que même les dieux ne peuvent briser« C’était la nuit dans le pays aride. Hélène se mit en route. Elle aperçut quelqu’un, au loin, et pressa le pas.C’était Lucas. Tombé à genoux, il avançait, tâtonnant comme un aveugle, se coupant…

[spiderziege]

Mordred Manor! (with close-ups under the cut)

edit: i just put up some new drawings on my ko-fi, so if you wanna print this out as a poster or something, you can find it there at full resolution in the 'Misc Art' folder! :) (personal use only!)

[hamable]

Love the Bad Kids immediately shutting down Porter’s attempt to proselytize; like absolutely not, you can’t defend this. You’re a bad teacher. Yeah, we spent the summer hunting the Night Yorb on behalf of the school, because the Night Yorb was our fucking fault in the first place. Elmville didn’t refuse to sign Gorgug’s MCAT, you did, Porter. You’re a freak. You’re 45 and you’re juicing and the teenage archdevil who clocked your bad vibes freshman year day one already swooped the godly domain you’re vying for out from under you and put it on standby like last week. Get fucked old man.

[sunshineandlyrics]

🎫 15 March 2023 X

🎫 Robert Smith from The Cure tweeted about ticket prices and Ticketmaster's extra fees. He also tweeted about the verified fan process. 14/15 March 2023 x

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[contakaidigon]

still not over the Last Stand. can you believe he did that. what the fuck

[cacklefrendly]

*72-hour playtime voice* yeah this game's a'ight