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[askacultleader]

"Aw... So you do it out of the goodness of your own heart...? That's so inspiring... We need more people like you!"

(The Lamb takes the plate, and they place a small fabric pouch containing 50 coins into his hands.)

"Here you go.. Keep the change don't worry 'bout it."

...yo want some barbecue?

@grillintimesforall

"O-kaaay... Whachu got?"

[askacultleader]

Not gonna anon ask ever just know

-Nebby finished the repairs over night due to her moon necklace-

"Thank the crown I have this necklace"

"The repairs are done leader"

"Oh my, you did that all by yourself? Aren't you a little... Uh... Somethin', I dunno."

"Here you gooo, since you worked so hard."

(The Lamb gives Nebby a Large Gift. It's a muffin!)

[askacultleader]

"Hmmmmmmmm... I'll take a hotdog, sure."

"How much is it..?"

...yo want some barbecue?

@grillintimesforall

"O-kaaay... Whachu got?"

[askacultleader]

...yo want some barbecue?

@grillintimesforall

"O-kaaay... Whachu got?"

[askacultleader]

So, how is the plan going for operation: Stop The Naripoet Wedding?

"Niiiice try."

"I'm not-- I'd never!"

[askacultleader]

What are feelings on your wife now, compared to your thoughts on her at first?

"Ehehehehe... I have a wife."

"I like Serene.... She's good company and she's nice to me and..."

"I mean sure, I only married her 'cause she kinda looked like you-know-who, but that's in the past now! I'm a changed lamb!"

[askacultleader]

Narinder says that he wants someone responsible to marry, do you think you can do it?

"He wants responsible?!? And he went for Poet?! Ahahahhahahaahahaaaa!"

"I run a cult! I'm the most responsible in these lands, baby!!"

[askacultleader]

which side did they kiss 🤨

{Narinder's 😭😭😭

Ik i'm not the best at describing stuff but c'mon 💔}

[askacultleader]

Woah was that the first time you said you loved him?

"No... I've told him before."

"Clearly it wasn't mutual."

[askacultleader]

Do you love her?

"Serene? Haven't we been over this?"

"I care abour her and all... So sure, I do.."

[askacultleader]

Doesn't your wife wear her Poet cosplay all the time?

"Don't bring Serene into this! She's innocent, and she is NOTHING like them."

[askacultleader]

Gives the lamb a picture of Poet and Narinder cuddling under the tree

"... Hm."

(The red crown morphs into a pair of scissors, and they cut out Poet from the picture.

Then, they gently press a kiss to what is remaining of it.)

[askacultleader]

When drawing gets frustrating, remember you can always just make cute cars

[askacultleader]

Oh! Leader you dropped this! *Hands the lamb the walkie talkie that poet gave them*

"Oh my goshhh, thaaaaanks!"

(They let go of it as soon as it reaches their hands.

Then, them stomp on it mercilessly.)

"... Oops."

[askacultleader]

Hands another beer to the lamb.

So, what do you think of the newest poet tea?

"... What do I think? WHAT DO I THINK?!?!?! I hate that bird, I hate him!! I swear to god if I get my hands on them I will..."

"...No, no, I'm sorry, I don't mean that, I'm happy that Narinder is happy but..."

(The Lamb buries their face in their hands, sobbing loudly.)

"I just love him SO much!"

(They sniffle, wiping away their tears in favor of drinking the beer.)

"Anyway... It's whatever, I don't even care..."

[askacultleader]

apparently the local news reporter has been sacrificed in exchange for the revival of Deaths adopted son, ethan.

Have you anything to say regarding this?

"Oh noooo...."

"Anyway."

[askacultleader]

"Oh, don't worry. You'll see him very soon."

"Here, I'll save you both the trouble of walking!"

(Suddenly, Jalala and Rinor are lifted into the air, and a red circular portal forms underneath both of them.

As they are lowered into it, the Lamb smiles and waves at them.)

"Goodbye for now!"

"Oh no, no, no! R-Rinor! M-My bag! I-I dropped it back there! I-It had everything I n-needed and-"

"C-Calm down, Jalala... W-We'll get it back! I-I promise!"

-@the-followers-of-the-old-faith

"...Hm?"

"What's wrong? Did one of you lose something?"