askacultleader

[askacultleader]

… hello dear lamb. Feeling well this fine day?

— @follower-of-the-old-faith

"Oh my, Ratau? What a pleasant surprise! What are you doing here?"

[askacultleader]

"You're gonna die in three days. YOU'RE GONNA DIE SPIDER-MAN. YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE. I TRIED TO SAVE YOU. YOU IDIOT!"

I NEVER ASKED TO BE SPIDERMAN

I NEVER ASKED FOR THESE POWERS

[askacultleader]

"Aw.."

(They hug her back.)

"I'm so happy that you're doing better, I missed you."

*Serene emerges from her tent, looking groggy.*

-@the-followers-of-the-old-faith

"Serene!! Hey!!"

(They run up to her, waving one hand in the air.)

"How are you feeling today? Did you sleep well?"

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"Well who else would it be for, silly?"

"... You deserve it."

*Serene emerges from her tent, looking groggy.*

-@the-followers-of-the-old-faith

"Serene!! Hey!!"

(They run up to her, waving one hand in the air.)

"How are you feeling today? Did you sleep well?"

[askacultleader]

Why are you constantly moving back and forth?

"My heart stops beating if I don't."

[askacultleader]

Why did they say it like the crown is a pet? Also, she's your first corwn, so being your favorite isn't very hard.

"I dunno, if anything she bosses me around."

"Also, her being my only crown doesn't make her any less special. She can hear you, y'know?"

[askacultleader]

"You hot topic wannabe and blue gumball son of a bitch."

{You have done nothing but destroy my life i hope you both DIE}

[askacultleader]

Tug: *floating upside down* hey Lamb!!!

"Ah, hello! You're floating."

[askacultleader]

Took me long enough but I have to post more bunny before the trend ends! (but I will probably still be thinking about bunnies) (Also this is very suggestive I wasn't planning on it but I wanted to give them heart shaped pillows!)

And my underpainting before adding the colors! I went in for warm tones and I liked the vintage feel it has :D

[askacultleader]

Is red crown being good girl lamb?

"She's the best crown I've ever had!"

"A great listener too."

[askacultleader]

I have not asked anything here in a while

(Probably because I had a little bit of a break from Tumblr BUT I AM SO BACK)

I can't think of anything to ask, so...

Praise the Lamb!

"Correct!"

"Praise the Lamb!"

[askacultleader]

"I PISSED ON THE MOON!"

"Oh wow, I'd better go indoors before the piss DRRROPLETS reach me!"

[askacultleader]

"Yep."

[askacultleader]

Every Cult member ever:

"Look, it's RB-551. No wonder he got blasted. He's one of those older models programmed by a central computer."

"Not us. We're independent thinkers."

"Roger Roger."

"Roger Roger."

"Roger Roger."

{No clue what this is referencing but i agree}

[askacultleader]

"I'm glad to hear that!"

(They take out a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates from the crowns storage.)

"These are for you, since you're such a great spouse and all."

*Serene emerges from her tent, looking groggy.*

-@the-followers-of-the-old-faith

"Serene!! Hey!!"

(They run up to her, waving one hand in the air.)

"How are you feeling today? Did you sleep well?"

[askacultleader]

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Timelapse

[askacultleader]

*hands lamb a hundred oz of vodka and starts chanting "chug chug chug"

"Heeeell no... I'm still hungover."