#hihmaxine

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if you had to cast the castle as characters from shadowhunters, who would you pick?

I can’t believe you’re making me do this. I want to die.

Clary Fray: Someone useless, like @ameliapuff.

Jace Wayland: Someone who horrendously overestimates their own attractiveness, like @creaturekidcaleb.

Alec Lightwood: Someone who’s very gay and has no other defining personality traits, like @brianpuff.

Magnus Bane: Someone too fabulous for this world, like @urquhartofslytherin.

Isabelle Lightwood: Someone who hides how useless she is by being beautiful, like @zoeboot.

Simon Whatever His Last Name Is: He’s the fuckboy friend, is he not? That seems like the approach @olstarhopkins might be taking with Flora, so my vote goes to him.

Luke or whoever that out of place old man is: @gavin-peakes, because he has unruly hair and I believe that older man is a werewolf.

Clary Fray: Is not useless, Mira! She’s just a little high strung and the show revolves around her too much which doesn’t help. But @finestmclaggen kind of lives in her own world and she rocks the red hair so maybe her? Their names are even similar!

Jace Wayland: It’s true that Jace is entirely too full of himself and he also never has any fun so I’m going to give this lack of honor to @urquhartofslytherin.

Alec Lightwood: Alec’s defining quality is actually his love for his sister and the fact that he’s saltier than the ocean. And he adheres way too strongly to the rules. Maybe Ian or Oscar?

Magnus Bane: Too fabulous for this world is right, although I’m going to go with @greatestollivander for this one though. She’s got the flair for it, Nick isn’t good-hearted enough. Plus, he’d never call anyone biscuit.

Isabelle Lightwood: @lionsandkrum, obviously. Hot, flawless, as witty as she is beautiful. No-one else could possibly deserve this honor.

Simon Lewis: He is not a fuckboy! He loves Clary selflessly, even when she makes it clear she’s going to choose Jace. This seems like Timothy Buchanan, because clearly he’s all heart eyes for @gwen-peakes and she doesn’t return the feeling.

Luke Garroway: Team Dad! I’m going to nominate @hunter-liew since he seems to want to take care of all creatures great and small too.

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You've gotten loads of questions on who should date who. What about you ladies? Who in the castle would you want to date and why?

I think I’ve made it abundantly clear that my top male pick in this castle is @gavin-peakes. I mean, those eyes, that hair, who wouldn’t be into him? But as far as girls go, I would totally take @greatestollivander to Madam Pudifoot’s. She’s fierce, flawless, and brilliant. What’s not to like?

@urquhartofslytherin is fit and brilliant, so he’d obviously be my first choice. But never one to let Lulu outdo me, I’ll also provide you with my second and third choices as well. I suppose @adamreadsthings and @zabinilegacy are decent fallback choices.

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Has anyone even seen Maxine Ollivander?

Who cares? If she’s not going to provide hopeless wizards with customized wands that improve their magic, then what good is having another Ollivander anyway? Wherever you are, @greatestollivander, don’t bother coming back.

MIRA! Who can pblame Maxine for not wanting to show her face when you’re saying things like that about her? I’m pretty sure customized broomsticks are an amazing idea and she’s probably just off working on that!