#hidan mention

[aurorafandomblog]

12) Mending

Tsuru spent the better part of the night just to ensure she found the exact shade of red for the exact thread weight of the exact material the cloak was made of- and then again for the borders of the red clouds- and then again for the black thread of the background the clouds lay upon.

Then she had to carefully snip away the uneven tears to something she can actually work with. After which, she then had to find the right fine sized needle for both the thread and the weave- and its here she realized that there is a layer between the outer cloak and the inner cloak. She frowned at that and had to go searching for the right material. She wants the repair to be flawless, as if there was never a tear to begin with, and to do that, the mended tear needs to have the same thickness as the rest of the cloak.

Then she began to sink time and care into re-weaving the fabric she had lovingly made three years ago. The minutes and hours tick by as Tsuru focuses intently on the task at hand.

Come morning, Tsuru wakes up with a start to the sound of knocking on her shop door. She takes a deep breath and briefly stretches before looking down and the mended cloak in her hands. With a soft smile, she fold the cloak over her arm and walks over to open the door.

"Kisame- Itachi." She bows to them in greeting and lets them in. "I trust you've slept well?"

They both give a nod of confirmation.

"Good," she answers with a tired smile. She looks over at Kisame. "I've finished mending your cloak." She hands it over to him and he examines it briefly.

"Thanks," Kisame answers, unceremoniously putting his cloak back on.

Tsuru stares at Kisame for a moment longer than she ought to have, her professional demeanor having not booted up yet. I spent hours working on making that look perfect and all he does is spare it a glance and a simple thanks? But Tsuru managed to keep those thoughts to herself.

"You are very skilled," Itachi comments, making Tsuru glance over in mild surprise. "You can't even see where it was torn."

Kisame glances over at Itachi and then raises his arm to examine his sleeve more closely. "He's right."

Tsuru beams under the acknowledgement for her hard work. "I wanted to make it look and feel as good as new," she explains.

"What do we owe you?" Itachi asks.

Tsuru shakes her head with a smile. "Nothing at all. Mending is free for you running my errands."

Kisame raises his brow at that. "Free?"

Tsuru nods affirmatively. "Yes. Any of you acting as my merchants will get free mending."

Kisame starts to laugh and Itachi gives him one of his stoic glares.

"....Whats so funny?"

"You have no idea how badly we need that. Especially Hid-"

"Kisame," Itachi interrupts with a stern tone.

Kisame smirks and puts up his hands as if in surrender. "Fine. I'll be outside waiting."

Itachi and Tsuru both watch in silence as Kisame walks out the door, the bells jingling in his wake.

"Do not mind my partner," Itachi says.

Tsuru looks over to Itachi- and is struck by the unexpected softened lines on his face. She starts to smile before glancing down in somber thought. "Does this mean you are leaving now, then?"

"Yes." He takes a half step towards the door. "Nishimura Tsuru."

She glances back up to meet his eye.

"The question you asked last time."

Tsuru blinks.

"Her name is Hattori Maori."

She opens her mouth in attempt to respond, only to find Itachi already gone. All that remains as evidence he was even here is the soft jingle of the bells on her shop door.

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@theheirofthesharingan

[bonus]

[fireflylitsky]

Congrats on 200!!! ❤️❤️ Could I request a Hidan?? (Or if you’re feeling ambitious, a kakuhida forehead kiss??)

Yes, though it doesn't come without threat of violence.

[ladykissingfish]

Deidara: What if the remote control was a cookie? And every time you want to change the channel, you have to take a bite?

Hidan: What the fuck happens after you eat the cookie? Then how do you change the channel?!

Deidara: You’d be doomed to watch the last show you put on for the rest of your life, hm.

Hidan: Or, OR, what if that was like, your soulmate? Like the damn person you were meant to be with, only instead of a person, it’s the weather channel?

Deidara: Makes sense.

Itachi: Just how stoned are you guys right now?

[navigatorsghost]

[Idle Naruto meta thoughts, under a cut for graphic discussion of decaying bodies.]

Thankfully, my life is not one where I encounter rotting corpses very often, and even more thankfully the only ones I have encountered have been animals and not humans (which by all accounts are far worse). But every time I do, and catch a whiff of that particular smell, I can't help but think: Hidan had such a valid grievance with Kakuzu over the whole Chiriku thing.

In case you've never experienced it, corpse-smell even in small amounts is, for want of a better description, sticky. Almost sweet, intensely organic, cloying - and viscerally discomfiting, because your instincts know exactly what that smell means and want you to get away from it before you get sick. It's similar to but worse than just plain old rotting meat, because you're getting the decay of everything else that was in the body, not just the muscle tissue. And the organic compounds that actually make the smell are so pervasive they can seep out of or into pretty much anywhere, and moreover, so persistent that they're almost impossible to scrub out of anything even slightly absorbent once they've worked their way into it.

So that days-old corpse, which seems to be pretty well embarked on the decay process judging by its unhealthy colour and general battered appearance, and the man who's had its oozing juices soaking into his coat for the last however-many miles of walking in the summer heat, have got to be generating the most unbelievable area-effect of pure olfactory horror. Every scavenger animal and bird for miles around has to be going "whoa, did lunch just walk by?" - not to mention that there should be enough flies tagging along with them to make an Aburame blink. And if Kakuzu pulls this type of stunt regularly, he'll have that smell so ingrained into his clothes, hair and skin that he's going to reek like a walking corpse himself all the time.

(My working theory here is that Kakuzu's sinuses are so full of Earth Grudge Fear that he genuinely hasn't been able to smell a thing in decades, which means he can be this gross with personal if not social impunity. Hidan, meanwhile, who has perfect physical regeneration, only wishes his sense of smell would finally stop working for good and fucking save him from this.)

[dcrlingmuses]

"You heathens and your holiday, I'm not celebratin' that 'Christmas' shit. I won't lie though, the present thing sounds pretty cool. I'm ONLY gonna be there for are the presents and that's it! So one of you fuckers better get me somethin'!"

[zorosdimples]

Omg! I love them! They are so good! The aesthetics are 👩‍🍳💋. I like how subtle but colourful they are.

Also, Viking HIDAN????? I honestly didn’t think it would be a possibility, you are so big brained! 🤓

Thank you for your contributions 😘

thank you so much, mia :,-) i’m pretty proud of them! i tried to go with historical aus that fit their characters: edo period for my duty-bound samurai zoro, ancient greece for my heroic yet tragic kento, and the viking age for my frenetic and bloodthirsty hidan!

hidan’s character is pretty versatile since he would fit into any super religious, cultish, and/or brutish environment! that’s not to say that the vikings were brutes; it’s more so their practice of human sacrifice and their emphasis on fighting, raiding, pillaging, etc. that seems to mesh well with his character.

[ammaterasu]

wait also top 5 naruto dynamics in general

Naruto and Sasuke

Sasuke and Itachi

Naruto and Iruka (not enough of this at all!!!)

Team gai (rock lee and might gai in particular)

Madara and Obito (team grandpa)

[achilleslyre]

THE WEDDING ARC………………………. u are insane………… 😟😟😟😟

[unknownako]

It had been more than a few weeks since Akane had been missing, her hyena had managed to find her way back but was completely injured and had Ako’s headband in her mouth. Hanako was the one who had found the hyena on her way back from a mission, and she had been taking care of her for weeks..Everyone had been looking for the brunette, but couldn’t find any trace of her..until today, Riku ran to Hidan and Ako’s home and bursted through the door to find a slightly drunk Hidan. Riku ran over and slammed his hand on the table to get the other male's attention, “Hidan! They found her! they‘re taking her to the hospital! Kyr, Enzo, and Hanako are already there.” he said, but Hidan didn’t believe it at first and shook his head. While the feral male growled and grabbed the other male and stood him up and dragged him out of the house and to the hospital. 

Meanwhile Enzo placed a hand on Kyr’s shoulder in hopes that the demon wouldn’t try to rip anyone’s spine out. While the Doctor looked at them with a frown, “Look there really isn’t anything i can do, you can’t see her until we get done treating her.” he said before turning around and leaving to a room. Riku and Hidan had finally made it to the hospital moments after, “What’s going on? Did they give you any information on her condition?” Riku asked as Enzo growled and shook his head. 

“No, They said they couldn’t tell us anything until they know for sure what happened. Or at least how bad her injuries are..so we have to play the waiting game.” he informed with a pissed look on his face. 

After what felt like an eternity one of the doctors came out and walked up to them with a clipboard, “Is she alright?” Hanako asked, worried for her twin. The doctor sighed and looked at the paper on his clipboard.

“Well..she’s lucky that we found her, she was near death. And with how severe her injuries were, she hasn’t escaped yet..all of her hearts have been damage we’re actually surprised to see that one of them is still beating. This next part might be hard to hear..from what we’ve seen she’s been raped.” he explaned, while everyone’s eyes widened at the news. “Before you ask..only one person can see her at a time.” the doctor said. While Hanako looked at everyone else, she glanced at Hidan seeing how he was taking the news..she could smell the alcohol on him..

starter for ( @mechazilla94)

[mechazilla94]

"I...I can't believe he's gone.." (Ako to Hidan after Sasori's death ;) )

Hidan looked over at Ako and exhaled in frustration. He had never gotten along with the red head. In fact, he hated the puppet. He never could trust people who wore masks all the time. Kakuzu and Ako at least took them off to eat. "I can't believe he was killed by his grandmother. The ways of Jashin prevent kinslaying..." he quipped. He didn't have many morals, but he had never raised a blade to harm a family member, even Kakuzu. He just liked to get a rise out of the old bastard.

[or0ch1maru]

Think you’re funny huh?

Content: 18+, rough sex, jealous & possessive ideations mentioned, breeding kink, porn, literal porn

•

He pounds into you at a relentless pace, his tip kissing your cervix with every thrust, pulling broken mewls and whines from your pretty lips. How you ended up in this position, face mushed into the carpet, with your boyfriends large hands holding your hips firmly as he abuses your poor little cunny, is because when he picked you up from work, a mere thirty minutes ago was because he witnessed you speaking with a male coworker. You know of your lovers jealousy, and yes, there’s been times where you go out of your way to taunt him a little. Your goal being to be bent over any surface as he splits you in two.

But this evening was truly by accident, not that you’re complaining. Your mindless babbling turning into choked moans as one of his hands snake around your waist, coming to a stop around your neck, pulling you flush against his chest. This new angle allowing him to get even deeper. A bulge in your belly visible from the sheer size of him, being so deep.

“Think you’re so fucking funny huh? Talking to him right in front ‘f me.”

He taunts you, his thrusts turning sloppy as he feels his release creeping up on him. His voice deep, and his breath coming out heavy as he speaks to you, even though you can barely process what’s coming out of your lovers mouth. A whine escapes your lips in reply. Whimpering as you feel yourself get even fuller, your boyfriend painting your gummy and overused walls with his cum. He fucks his seed into you before pulling out. Pulling your soaked panties back up, the soft fabric sitting snug against you.

“Gonna send you into work just like this, stuffed full of my cum. Let those other guys know that you belong to me..”

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TOJI, SUKUNA, Suguru, Satoru, RENJI, KENPACHI, Naoya, OBITO, Pain, Kisame, Sasori, Todo, Choso, HIDAN, Kakuzu, Shiu

[dolliestfairy]

Tw : Noncon/Dubcon, Predator x Prey kink, fear kink, Manhandle (?) & Outdoor sex. lmk if i miss anything. Chubby Reader Fics With No Skintone Of Reader Mentioned.

Mdni!

Currently thinking abt men who have a predator x prey kink. Men who love to see your trembling expression when he act like some merciless predator. men who loves to play hide and seek with you. despite his own self being a grown man, he cant help but get even more turned on when he sees your scared expression, while his hand pinch your chubby cheeks, only to make you more trembling in fear.

"look at you.. all scared and stuff... you're only making me more excited y'know?"

he's a man who is soo thrilled when he was chasing you. catching you around like a crazy dude, its only a matter of time before his hand get onto your clothes and easily ripped them off, and later on, you'll be getting pinned down beneath him while your pussy service his cock, laughing as a respond from him to your cries, slapping your fat belly and grabbing them with a very harsh grip. and.. ngl you both are going to look like some wild animals fucking each other in the woods, but dont worry though. he's a mass fucking possesive dude. theres no fucking way he'll let some random stranger look at your body. your body is all his and his only for see and touch. and if you forget it? he'll gladly reminds you.

The Men That i'm talking about Are;

GETO SUGURU, OBITO, Itoshi Brothers, MIYA ATSUMU, KUROO TETSURO, Tsukishima Kei, HOSHIGAKI KISAME, ALEC, Sakamaki Brothers, MUKAMI BROTHERS, Lev Haiba, TENDOU, MADARA, KIBA, ITTO, Childe, Scaramouche, POSEIDON, SEBASTIAN, Malleus, HADES, SHIVA, OVERHAUL, SIMON 'GHOST' RILEY, Horangi, Alejandro, HIDAN, Deidara, Sasori, KAKUZU, OROCHIMARU, UCHIHA SASUKE, SUKUNA RYOMEN & Bachira.

DID I FORGET ANYONE? INSERT UR FAV!

[ladykissingfish]

We've seen a "Sasori jealous of Deidara" ... Now we need one of Deidara jealous of Sasori 🙈🙈🙈💕

I tried 🙃

*Deidara folding clothes and Sasori at his desk, reading*

Deidara: Sasori. I want to ask  you a question, hm.

Sasori: Mm?

Deidara: You … you know that when I slept with you that first time, it was my first time ever. D-doing that, I mean. I know I told you that. But, um … I was just wondering if … if …

Sasori: You wish to know if that was my first time, as well?

Deidara, blushing: Y-yes. 

Sasori: Do you want an honest answer?

Deidara: Yes. Always.

Sasori: *sets down his book and turns his chair to face Deidara* No. You weren’t my first.

Deidara: *despite trying to keep it together, his face falls* I wasn’t? Really?

Sasori: No. Is that upsetting to you? 

Deidara, quickly: N-no! Of course not! But … can I ask who it was?

Sasori: It was so long ago, why does it matter?

Deidara: I’m just curious, hm. Please, tell me?

Sasori: Well, it happened when I was about 17 years old. I was traveling and I stopped at an inn for the night. The innkeeper was this very talkative girl, who —

Deidara: Girl?? You slept with a woman before?!

Sasori: I don’t have to go on if this truly bothers you, you know.

Deidara: It’s not! Go on!

Sasori: Anyway, long story short, we talked a long while, and towards dawn she took me into this little room behind the counter and she gave me my first experience with that.

Deidara: I see. And that was it?

Sasori: That was it. It was something I simply wished to try, so I did.

Deidara: Was she pretty?

Sasori: Dei …

Deidara: Come on, you said it was a long time ago, right? Was she pretty? Did she have long hair like mine? Were her eyes —

Sasori: Deidara. Are you … you couldn’t possibly be jealous, could you?

Deidara, angrily: Of course not! Don’t say stupid things, hm! *gets up* It’s time for my bath, so —

Sasori: Deidara. *pats his lap* Come and sit.

Deidara: I don’t —

Sasori: It’s not a request. Sit. Now.

*Deidara reluctantly crosses the room to sit on Sasori’s lap*

Sasori: My Deidara. My sensitive baby. I shouldn’t have to tell you something so obvious, but, sex does not always equate with love. It certainly didn’t with me and that girl; a person whose name I don’t even remember. But do you want to know something?

Deidara: Y-yes?

Sasori: That night, shortly after you and I did it. You were laying in the bed, so deeply asleep. I must have watched you for hours. And then when I couldn’t take just watching anymore, I couldn’t keep my fingers out of that gorgeous hair of yours. At one point, my fingertips brushed against your cheek, and you smiled. You were sound asleep but you presented me with the most beautiful smile I’d ever seen in my life. And for the first time in my life, I knew: THIS is what love is. It actually scared me a little, because the way that smile made me feel meant that no matter what, I would forever be in love with you. And I’d stopped praying long ago but I prayed you felt the same.

Deidara, tears running down his face: I do, Danna. More than anything, hm.

Sasori: *kisses him* Good. Do you feel better now?

Deidara: Yes. Thank you. Now I know that a meaningless experience from your past has no effect on our relationship right now.

Sasori: Meaningless? I wouldn’t say meaningless. That one night taught me possibly the most useful thing of my entire life.

Deidara, surprised: O-oh? And what is that?

Sasori: It taught me … that I am absolutely, unabashedly, one thousand and twelve percent terrified of vaginas. And breasts? *shudders* Don’t get me started on those crazy things. 

Deidara: *bursts out laughing* Geez, Danna! You can’t just say stuff like that! Women are strong and powerful and —

Sasori: I know all that, I’m just scared by what’s underneath their clothes. God, I accidentally saw Konan without her robe once and I don’t think I blinked for two weeks. I —

Hidan, from the other room: You lucky asshole! I’d kill for a view like that!

Deidara:

Konan, making dinner in the kitchen: *grips the knife tighter*

[murasakiirohana]

//i need to know if the ritual circle that hidan makes can have a part rubbed off causing it to interrupt/stop the effect because if sO---- 

[dcrlingmuses]

Looks at everyone talking about Christmas in disgust

[tozettastone]

AKATSUKI RANKED BY PARENTING SKILLS

First, an honourable mention goes to Orochimaru, who would win this ranking effortlessly but who is no longer part of the Akatsuki.

10. Zetsu is more or less disqualified because he reproduces by creating exact clones of himself. You are his clone, and you are the parent and the parented, the sibling, the self; sometimes all of the above all at once. Don't worry about it.

9. Hidan finds his kid fascinating and funny as fuck. Irrational tantrums about being handed an object they desperately wanted 3 minutes ago? He's laughing. Cute questions about the nature of society that Hidan has never once contemplated the answers to? So funny! Breaking their arm for the sixth time? Absolutely hilarious. The problem with Hidan is that being charmed and amused, and indeed feeling genuine affection, will in no way prevent him from exploring the outer limits of your capacity for suffering, and this only gets worse the more responsible for you he is. He loves you a lot and you will not survive to adulthood.

8. Sasori is adequate at servicing a child's basic needs for care and keeping. He is not a demonstrative parent but he is surprisingly receptive to a child's displays of affection and rarely turns them away. They remind him of his own relationship with his parents — his first foray into his craft, in which he preserved their bodies and made them embrace him as he imagined parents ought to. He understands the emotional component to development with his current, synthetic detachment. He is not very patient, and he's prone to just intervening in your brain chemistry when you frustrate him, which is not a great way to live. The other problem with Sasori as a parent, of course, is that at every moment he feels a sliver of affection for you, he contemplates whether it would be worth it to preserve that "you" forever. Eventually, the clockwork in his head will tick over, and you'll become the most beloved puppet in his collection.

7. Kakuzu swings between strict and angry at some times, and flatly indifferent at others; he's strict and angry when his emotions are engaged, which he hates, and combats with icy apathy. Sometimes he will be angry and indifferent about exactly the same topics on different days. This is a man who will hit a kid for not magically knowing something that he, their only parent, should have been the one to teach them about. He is at his best when he can be a mostly-benign acquaintance in his child's life. The single saving grace with Kakuzu is that you can just leave and he will take months to come after you, if he ever does. Don't expect a birthday card.

6. Itachi is utterly unprepared to be the carer for a child but approaches it with the same steady and dubiously-deserved self confidence with which he approaches everything. He is sometimes affectionate, but he is also relentlessly critical and he will use genjutsu torments as a "harmless" parenting tool, because they are obviously less damaging than corporeal punishment. (It has not occurred to him that a zero-violence approach to child rearing might be, theoretically, possible.) His expectations will only rise over time as he comes to like you better, and his treatment of you will become correspondingly harsher. Expect to jump at shadows until you're 39 and sobbing into your therapist's rug. On this list, you could do worse, but I can't help but feel that regularly obliterating a child's trust in the basic tenets of reality is courting a really severe mental illness.

5. Tobi will have a nervous breakdown about his fitness for interpersonal attachments, which he won't acknowledge as a nervous breakdown. He will then respond with complete mental and emotional detachment from his child, strap them to him in a sling and carry them through Akatsuki missions. Their crying will cause a stealth-based plan to fail, multiple times. Tobi will performatively panic every time they cry, and he will play with them any time they like — all the better if it annoys everyone around him. The problems start when you get older and can speak, which is about when it becomes steadily less convenient for him to treat you as a prop in his bizarre fantasy theatre. The more articulate you become, the less interested Tobi is. Where did his cute baby go? :( Expect a relatively physically safe but unstable childhood, oscillating between overwhelming, intense, nonsensical and occasionally cruel parental attention and complete absence. You will learn not to rely on other people for anything, and to tense up whenever someone says they love you.

4. Deidara has absolutely no desire to be responsible for ANY human being, including, often, himself. He resents every second of time your existence steals away from himself and his own projects, and although he intellectually understands that a child can't help needing stuff, he really does regard it as stealing from him. You're a gross, hooked little knife in his side, tugging him away from thoughts of himself and his art. He can't wait until you're old enough to leave on your own for long periods of time, and as he's a shinobi, he thinks "old enough," is, like, maybe five. Expect a short, disrupted childhood full of terse lessons in how not to get blown up today, followed by trying very, very hard to avoid daddy's attention. On the other hand, this is a parent who does not want to give you any attention, which, on this list, can only be an advantage. I can't believe this is number 4.

3. Nagato tries his best but childhood is where the trauma lives, and so every childhood milestone hits him with a rush of agonising memories like a lightning strike. You will become a proxy for him in his haphazard efforts to reparent himself, and he will be equally upset if you're exactly like him OR if you're totally different to him. You will never fully understand his relationship with himself and he will never understand that he's meant to be cultivating a relationship with you. Still, you could do worse.

2. Konan is a composed parent. She manages her own fears and anxieties with icy repression, and that's also her approach to the loving attachments of parenthood. Her child will be clean, educated, fed and sheltered appropriately at all times, but there has never once been an emotional need Konan has indulged. You will develop a deeply anxious attachment style and become a serial monogamist who is furious that nobody can live up to your expectations and terrified that the problem is you. (It is.)

1. Kisame does not wait until six months to give his baby water and he has a worryingly permissive approach to child safety in general. He puts up with pretty much any behavioural problem with steady I've-seen-it-all equanimity — except when his child is lying to his face, which is basically his single, glowing berserk button as an authority figure. He cares about his kid and will generally view them as a person and not as some kind of psychosocial manifestation of his own mental illness at least 50% of the time, which is why he wins the top spot on this cursed list. Kisame will tell you stories about how you must have eaten all your siblings in the womb to be born at all, and that means you're already the strongest possible kid he could have had. This is intended to be encouraging. Roll with it, dude. You could have got Hidan.