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Threatening Sentences, Vol. 5

(Sentences from various sources for threats to and from a muse. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You better watch it. You know my reputation?"

"Nobody is untouchable."

"I've been shot too many times to be scared by a gun."

"I'll give you a choice. You can walk out of here and never come back, keep your mouth shut... The other choice, I don't think I need to go into much detail about."

"Nothing changes behaviour like pain."

"Think twice about playing games with me; I will blow you to pieces."

"Blackmail? Go on, then. With everything you've done, you'll be going down with me."

"We execute traitors. Didn't you know that?"

"You best be looking over your shoulder because if we cross paths again, I'm going to bury your whole family."

"I came back to finish you off."

"I know what you're afraid of me. It's okay; I'd be afraid too."

"If you come after me, you better bring more than that pretty smile."

"Turn around and put your hands in the air now!"

"Don't ever fuck with me. I will know."

"I'm a hair's breadth from riddling you with holes!"

"I can get everything I want from you even if you only have nine fingers, or perhaps only one eye."

"I'm going to wear your head as a watch fob."

"The prospect of death is strong motivation."

"Will you stop playing dumb? I can't stand it when cops play dumb!"

"I'd tread very carefully if I were you. You, of all people, should know what I am capable of."

"You know, I will shoot you! I will shoot you in the liver!"

"If you want to live to see another day, you'll be out of town by nightfall."

"What's the most pain you've ever felt in your life?"

"Do I need to remind you what happened last time you pushed me too far?"

"I have a job for you. If you want to stay alive, you're going to accept it."

"If you like breathing, you might want to fix this."

"If you put your hand around my neck, you'll lose it."

"How nice to see you properly dressed for a change!"

"Never underestimate the power of incentive."

"Make so much as a sound, and a bullet goes through your throat."

"I may not be allowed to kill you, but that doesn't mean I'm not allowed to hurt you."

"As bad as you think things are now, they're going to get much worse."

"Put that down or I'll blow your head off!"

"Say what you want, but I promise you, you'll be dead by dawn."

"I don't believe that anybody's coming to look for you."

"Do you really think you can win?"

"If you plan on exposing me, then my only option will be to kill you."

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I Have my Orders Sentences

(Sentences from muses who give or who have been given orders, whether they've followed them or not. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Are you refusing a direct order?"

"Never presume to understand what I want."

"Feelings don't matter any more than right or wrong. Orders are what matter."

"It's hard for me not to follow orders."

"I'm a monster. What I do is evil - I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

"You're not supposed to understand. You're supposed to follow orders."

"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right."

"I do as I'm told. I don't question it."

"I'm just following orders."

"You have no rights, only orders to be carried out."

"I don't take orders from you."

"I did as I was told, as always."

"I expect more from you than the polite appearance of cooperation."

"No. No, you don't talk, okay? You just do as you're told."

"Do I make myself clear?"

"I was doing my duty. I was carrying out orders."

"I'm ordering you not to do this!"

"I have my orders, and the licence to execute them as I see fit."

"I need to know that whatever I ask you to do, no matter how distasteful you find it, you’ll do it."

"Do you really believe that? Are you willing to die for that belief?"

"Your reputation won't last if you don't do your job!"

"With all due respect, I think you overestimate your position in the chain of command."

"You disobeyed a direct order. What's going on?"

"I may have to comply with this order, but I don't have to like it."

"Don't make me order you."

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Hidan shrugged and shifted his scythe to balance it up on his shoulder as they walked. "Don't you think she already knows?" he asked. "There only one clan that uses hyenas, and your father is the founder of that clan as well as a prominent Akatsuki member." he pointed out.

"You're also the biggest daddy's girl I know, so if your mother hasn't figured it out. She'd have to be pretty stupid, and Kakuzu doesn't do stupid well, trust me." he said, rubbing his freshly stitched throat from where Kakuzu sliced his head off for talking about Jashin too much on their last mission.

" how are you feeling today ? " (Ako to Hidan, obsession)

Hidan chuckled as they walked to collect the tailed beast they had been sent to find. "Been great. Dealing with your father is not at all a pain in my neck... Literally..." he muttered sarcastically.

"Why was your father so quick to have you go on this mission? It's a four tailed monkey, not your hyena god..." he quipped, amused by how much Kakazu avoided the Stone and Sand Villages.

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Shisui chuckled as he felt her press against him, like she had started one of her heat cycles. Usually, her father forbid her coming to school or going anywhere on those days because they were worried about a repeat incident with his cousin, Madara.

Nothing had happened, thankfully. Madara respected him enough to not have sex with his girlfriend and instead had put Ako in a closet at a party and texted him to take her home.

Shisui smirked into her neck and subtly texted Itachi to get his notes for his classes because he needed to take Ako back to his place and bar the door. "Let's get out of here. What do you say?" he asked.

Ako has a sweet smell to her that makes Shisui crave for her. While Ako craves for him as well. "You alright? You seem out of it" Ako to Shisui.

Shisui tilted his head curiously as he noticed the new scent lingering around his girlfriend. "You smell really good." he complimented. "Did you use a new shampoo?" he asked, knowing perfumes and sprays were off the table for Ako most of time. He gently nuzzled her neck and kissed her jaw while they stood at the locker.

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Here is the hard truth, which no one else has the heart to tell you.

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