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Otters will forever be the most dramatic creatures on the planet🦦

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I love genuinely innocent “boys will be boys.” Just saw a guy come out of a frat house to poke a pair of jeans they’d left outside - they were frozen solid, and as soon as he confirmed that, like twenty more boys came rushing out of the house going “YOOOOOOOOOO”

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Another five page kinky comic I drew last year! This one’s about getting started with wax play. Be safe and have fun!

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I’m a little sad that this didn’t come out how I wanted but it still looks good. Anyway here’s (one of a few) my GOT oc Noah. Yes there is a story to him I just don’t feel like explaining it now. Alll I’ll say is he’s part of the nights watch and is friends with Sam and Jon snow. If you have any questions do ask!

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Planet of the Apes Sentences

(Sentences from Planet of the Apes (1968). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You wanted to live forever, didn't you? Well, you damn near made it."

"Okay, you read me well enough, but why can I read you?"

"I can't help thinking that somewhere in the universe, there has to be something better than man. There has to be."

"You're supposed to be the optimist here!"

"Look at the bright side: if this is the best they've got around here, in six months, we'll be running this place."

"Do you have to work tonight? I don't."

"As you dig for artefacts, be sure you don't bury your reputation."

"You wouldn't hurt me, would you?"

"Maybe you are intelligent, but you're also crazy!"

"Why do you insist on provoking him?"

"How can scientific truth be heresy?"

"Touchy, aren't you?"

"Do you love me, I wonder?"

"Look at that! I taught you to smile!"

"Where there's one mutant, there's probably another, and another, and another. A whole nest of them!"

"Now look here, I'm in charge of this expedition!"

"I ought to thank you for saving me. You'll be in trouble for that."

"I've been in trouble since the moment we met."

"Somehow, it makes you look less intelligent."

"You are not in command here! Put down that gun!"

"How did you know I'd come here?"

"You're always giving orders, just like any other adult!"

"You can't trust the older generation!"

"They think you're behaving foolishly. I must say, I agree."

"Remember, never trust anybody over 30."

"I'd like to kiss you goodbye."

"All my life I've awaited your coming and dreaded it like death itself."

"You're afraid of me and you hate me. Why?"

"From the evidence, man's wisdom must walk hand in hand with his idiocy."

"Don't look for it. You may not like what you find."

"What I do, I do with no pleasure."

"Why must knowledge stand still? What about the future?"

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You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.

Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.

And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.

Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.

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i always mean it when i say i love you btw

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Concerned Sentences, Vol. 9

(Concerned sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I know you need my help."

"I'm assuming that you want to keep doing this? That it's not too stressful for you?"

"You have some very 'interesting' friends."

"You didn't get that urge you get? You know, to do something silly?"

"Do I need to worry about you?"

"I know you. Something isn't right. I can tell by your voice."

"They think you're behaving foolishly. I must say, I agree."

"Why do you look so glum?"

"Why are you doing this?"

"Tell me who gave you those scars."

"What can I do to stop you from this insane behaviour?"

"You see this? This is why I worry!"

"Children do not simply forget trauma. No one simply forgets."

"How badly are you hurt?"

"I can delay this, but it won't go away."

"Are you sure you want to do this?"

"You don't have to live in the past. Just let it go."

"You can't keep denying what you are."

"Is this you talking or him?"

"It doesn't make you any stronger going through this alone."

"There's bad, and there's bad."

"This isn't like you!"

"Promise me that you won't do anything desperate?"

"If what we're doing doesn't get under your skin, you're either more screwed up than I thought, or you're kidding yourself."

"I thought you were going to quit?"

"Why do you have to be special? Why can't you just be you?"

"Why are you so tense?"

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Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

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REBLOG IF YOU ARE AGAINST TRUMP AND PROJECT 2025

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR PEOPLE WHO NO LONGER HAVE ONE IRL

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fuck y'all!!!!!

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hope is a skill

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