#hi there gamers. egg in the tags

[eggs-can-draw]

"Lmao, this motherfucker is FULL of despair" - Junko, probably

[phas3d]

Slytherin boys as gamer bfs and what games they would play with their significant other?

Gamers >:) | Slytherin Boys

type :: fluff

tw/cw :: cock fighting, animal cruelty, gambling, threats (these are all for fucking tom bc ofc it is...) - suicide joke (mattheo)

contains :: draco, tom. mattheo, theodore, lorenzo

notes :: im ngl idk half of these games in depth - i just heard and seen the sterotypes of these games - fps = first person shooter, dbh = detroit become human, abg = asian baby girl, bow = breathe of the wild ||

DRACO MALFOY sims 4 / roblox

This man sucks ass at gaming, he literally can't do it

His aim is shit, he screams when he's in a fight, and he rage quits the second he loses

So he has to stick to girly games

He has so many mods and cc for sims that it's insane

His pc runs like it's on life support because of this, pls save that poor computer

And he likes playing roblox too sometimes

But he doesn't even play the normal games

Bro plays Dress To Impress and Maple Hospital...

Like what the fuck are you doing there??? Go on BloxFruits or smth man

What's even worse is he eats EVERYONEEE up in Dress to Impress, he literally always top 3

And when he isn't top 3, he curses and swears but it doesn't go through cause tags

He literally cannot do obbys either oh my fucking god

You know that one meme of Sadness from Inside Out dropping her popcorn and someone quote-tweets it saying, "Damn she can't do anything"

That's exactly who Draco is when it comes to gaming

TOM RIDDLE dark web gambling / elden ring

Oh my fucking God this guy can't have a normal hobby ever

He doesn't game at all,,, literally just gambling bruh

He hosts illegal gambling rings online and even host some in the school basement

One time he even hosted an illegal cock ring fight...

Yes,,, he stole the chickens from Hagrid and made them fight....

He even used magic to give them powers like pokemon....

He made a fucking WATER chicken and FIRE chicken fight

Thank god he didn't actually let them kill each other, he just did it until one was near death

But back to gambling - he also manipulates people in so many ways

He casts a spell that silently chants "go all in, go all in" so it subconsciously makes people bet more

Bro even gets some students in DEBT!?!?! Like how tf did you do that and WHYYY would you do that

If someone doesn't come down to the basement in a while to gamble,,, then Tom will fix that

Besides illegal gamlbing...

He plays Elden Ring, which is pretty normal

Besides the fact that he BEAT THAT SHIT IN LIKE 2 DAYS?!!??!!?

Normally streamers, pro gamers, they all take weeks and sometimes even months just to make progress

But Tom is just,,, just better ig?

So yeah... He sticks to gambling cause every other game is just too easy for him

MATTHEO RIDDLE gta V / fortnite / rocket league / nba 2k24

God this guy is the worst sterotypical middle school boy ever

He even had the ugly ass big blue headset with the shit mic on it

Plays GTA V every now and then, only when he's angry

That's when he goes around town and just beats the shit out of everyone

Likes playing Fortnite for hours on end with his friends, mostly Theo and Lorenzo cause they can actually keep up with him (Draco is ass at FPS and

Plays rocket league and NBA 2k24 because of fucking course he does - look at him....

He's just a boy....

A really toxic one.....

Definitely screams "KILL YOURSELFFFFF!!!!!!" if he loses and honestly he's kinda real for that

THEODORE NOTT god of war / detroit become human

Loves games that have a long story

It's a good mix of story and fighting, he can't really get into pure FPS games

Have done most routes in DBH and even found easter eggs and hacks

Tries to get you into the lore as well but sometimes it goes so deep you get confused

"NO!!! Connor in route 8 is actually a pretty neutral guy and he's-"

Like bro what??? Why do you know everything about this "Connor" guy??? smh

He dabbles in some FPS sometimes, like playing Fortnite with Matt and Enzo

And he actually REALLY good

Has great aim and precision

But he just can't get into it for some reason, it's not his type

LORENZO BERKSHIRE valorant / zelda breath of the wild

I feel like Enzo playing Valorant makes so so sooo much sense

He's not AS toxic as the other guys, but he's still weird and fuck-boy-ish in his own way

Definitely plays with e-girls and tries to bag an ABG

But he gets catfished....

He's pretty good at Valorant, surprisingly

His mic stays on for every single game... Even if no one else is talking

This man will talk to a fucking wall and still be yapping

"Okay guys way I need to pee" ...

There's only bots in his server.........

He also loves RPG games and stuff like that

So BOW is perfect for him to shut off his mind and just roam and do useless tasks

[cronakillz]

hi! i know i’m new to simblr but i thought i would create a MONTH OF APRIL CAS CHALLENGE! i’m gonna call it… CRONA’S APRIL CAS CHALLENGE! very creative! i know! there are 30 prompts for each day of the month starting with april 1st! have fun with this! i’d love if everyone wrote a little story behind all these beautiful sims but it’s totally unnecessary!

CRONA’S APRIL CAS CHALLENGE!

1. create a clown! someone silly for april fools!

2. create a three hundred year old vampire, obsessed with modern human culture

3. create a spy!

4. create a sim from the 1960’s

5. create a sim inspired by an easter egg

6. create a sim inspired by MySims

7. create a sim that is the spawn of a greek god

8. create a set of opposite aesthetic identical twins!

9. create a sim entirely in greyscale

10. create a sim that is a world famous musician

11. create a sim of an occult that is not in any previous sims game, or the sims 4

12. create an uncanny valley doppelgänger of a townie

13. create a sim that is a mythical creature or animal that inhabited a human form

14. create a sim that is an evil spellcaster

15. create a sim based off of your favorite fictional character

16. create a sim that is an internationally wanted criminal

17. create a sim that has your biggest physical insecurity. find beauty in it. you are beautiful🖤(you do not have to do this one if you don’t want to, instead, give one of your favorite sims a makeover)

18. create a sim from a country chosen by a randomizer wheel

19. create a sim that is a mall goth

20. create the worlds greatest grandparent

21. create the owner of a dive bar

22. create a sim based off of a vegetable of your choosing

23. create a current townie(or couple of townies) long lost child

24. create a pink sim. just. go crazy with all the pink.

25. create a chronically online gamer

26. go crazy with glitter. make that sim SPARKLE

27. create a sim using all colors of the rainbow

28. create a cat lady. this lady has like, at least 10 cats.

29. create a ROBOT!

30. create a sim that is the embodiment of the month of april!

this could probably use a tag soooo… lets make it!!! #aprilwithcrona

make sure to tag me whenever you post these cuz i would love to see them!

[malewifedickgumshoe]

an update on my wright anything agency in animal crossing!

i got a new wall with windows/blinds from happy home paradise, so i added that as an accent wall! and since the wifey and i started tgaa, i added a katana to represent karuma ehehe. there are also instant noodles on the table for when gumshoe drops by 💜

it's also become a running joke that apollo has a froggy chair as his office chair, because i originally added it as a placeholder until i had a different chair but it grew on me and kinda stuck lol. so now this is a headcanon to me that apollo's office chair is a froggy chair

.

i also started making klavier's office in one of my spare rooms. i took a lot of artistic liberties with this one, i admit

the dj turntable is supposed to be that giant speaker he uses as a desk lol. it's playing k.k. rock, which i thought was fitting for klavier.

i'm still on the hunt for a round yellow rug to go under his office chair, but i thought the rainbow egg was a nice placeholder. i also customized the gamer computer setup to have a music producing program on the screens, because who says he doesn't work on music in his office as well?

the pink froggy chair was supposed to go in the w.a.a. upstairs as trucy's chair to match apollo's, but there wasn't enough room. so i stuck it here for now

i hope y'all enjoyed reading! if you notice any other details i've added that you like, i'd love to hear about it in the tags or replies heheheh 💜💜💜

[pinetreesandtea]

WACKEST Crossover? IDK IM BORED BUT-

LOTR Characters playing ✨Minecraft✨

I’m sorry

Frodo

Has built a perfect replica of Bag End

Works together with Sam, Merry and Pippin to recreate the Shire

Very chill, has a pet dog named after Bilbo

Built a perfect replica of the Shire and the path to Bree and Rivendell

The best person to go to for maps

Just for gags, he has a secret dungeon under his Smial. You’d have to go through the pantry and through secret passages. He’s bored

Also has a Nether portal in his dungeon

Special enchanted sword named after Sting

Merry and Pippin have ‘accidentally’ killed him more then 40 times

Boromir accidentally killed him once, he didn’t really care but Boromir apologized profusely (He tapped Frodo to grab his attention and Frodo died bc he had half a heart left)

Frodo likes listening to the In Game music

Prefers to explore and build but doesn’t usually get into combat with mobs (Unless the fellowship drags him into an adventure)

Usually is working on his maps

Terraforms with Sam

Enjoys making noteblock music

On the vc, his mic is very quiet so his voice comes out as a whisper

He usually mutes himself and replies through the game chat

Gamer tag - fFr0d0_Bags

Sam

God at farming

Also is stacked in every food item there is in minecraft

Sam has his own farm with Horses, Llamas and Donkeys

Has a book and quill where he records the Horse’s family Trees

Named all his animals

Built a replica of his smial

Hardcore protector of Frodo

He’s killed Merry and Pippin double the amount of times they’ve killed Frodo

Uses eggs and occasionally snowballs as a weapon

The times that Frodo did die was whenever he wasn’t around

Beat Aragorn to death once

Oddly enough, Iron Golems love him

Usually dies protecting Frodo, falling to death or Eating poisonous potatoes

Bill the Pony has killed him once

Enjoys Terraforming with Frodo

Randomly gives cake, pumpkin pie, and cookies to everyone

Decent mic, polite on vc and is a mod on the minecraft server and discord server

Gamer Tag - S_GamGG

Bill the Pony

It’s a mystery on how exactly Bill is playing

Even Gandalf doesn’t know

It freaks everyone out

His player is a horse somehow

Has killed Sam brutally(he found out Sam named a Donkey after him. Was insulted that he was considered a donkey.)

He’s not on the discord server

Doesn’t type in the chat

Either stares,or nods/shakes head

Gamer Tag - Bill_the_Pony

Merry

Always running around, up to no good

He has the second most deaths in their Server

Likes to test fireworks on Frodo with Pippin

He tried making an underwater base with Pippin, it failed

So now their base is near Bree, a very nice cottage/mansion

Also uses eggs or fireworks as a weapon

Loves going Fishing

Collects flowers

Has four dogs, all named after Legolas, Aragorn, Boromir and Gimli

Gimli accidentally killed Legolas the Dog, Legolas thought he did it on purpose, so he shot down Gimli the dog with an enchanted bow. (Flame III)

Merry was devastated

he held a funeral for Legolas the Dog and Gimli the dog, he forced/guilt tripped everyone in the server to attend the ceremony 

Frodo was the priest 

As revenge, he planned to breed Aragorn the Dog and Boromir the Dog to make Legolas II and Gimli II

Boromir left the game

Aragorn promptly hunted Merry down before he could

he beat Merry to death with a fish, then used his mod powers to strike Merry with lightning. 

Aragorn the dog and Boromir the Dog ended up dying too, as when Aragorn killed Merry, they attacked him and he KO’ed the dogs.

Merry held another funeral for Aragorn the dog and Boromir the Dog 

Spams the crouch to dance/bop

He’s tried to follow Aragorn around (with Pippin of course)

Aragorn somehow knew they were following him, even though they were crouching and shot them dead with a trident

Constantly stealing from Sam’s gardens and farms

Good at building  but actively chooses to use the ugliest materials

Horrible at interior decorating

his mic is ok, it cuts out, sometimes sounds like he’s getting possessed

Gamer tag - MERRY_the_BESt

Pippin 

runs around with Merry

chaotic

Has been killed by everyone in the fellowship except for Legolas

Came up with the idea of testing fireworks on Frodo

has a firework bow

uses fireworks as a weapon

Also loves fishing 

Loves going Mining 

spams the crouch button

always testing mods on his own time 

for the life of him, he can’t build 

Good at redstone

Also likes to make the redstone jukebox songs

Forgets to wear armour 

During the whole ordeal with Merry’s dogs, he was actually exploring and got a bunch of pet cats 

Named all the cats Meowagorn, Meowerlas, Meowmli and Meoworomir

Frodo had to Teleport Pippin to the funeral and back to wherever he was

gets lost when he explores

Frodo has to guide him by looking through his locator maps and points him into the right direction

Pippin has the highest death count in the server

Mostly killed by Frodo, Sam, Aragorn and Gandalf

died from hunger at least 7 times

He acts as a delivery person, basically transports trades across the map 

Kills the wandering trader on sight

He has a pet donkey that he travels with during adventures, named it Treebeard 

Horrible at exterior decorating but is actually pretty decent at interior decorating

his mic is horrible

cuts out, lags, hurts everyones ears

you can hear Pippin’s family in the background (random screams, his mom shouting at his siblings, etc) 

Surprisingly, a mod on the Discord server 

Gamer Tag - Pip1INs

Aragorn

Pro 

a menace in regards to combat

a mod on their server

He’s helped Frodo with the path replica to Rivendell and built his own Rivendell

Keeps an eye on Merry and Pippin

They usually don’t know he’s watching them 

Drags the fellowship into adventure/expeditions

he takes up ‘quests’ given from the fellowship and in return they give him prizes like ores or other valuable items 

They essentially get him to do stuff such as ‘Collect A stack of glow stone for 30 gold’ or something like that

Regularly trades with Everyone

He’s only died twice

He got beaten to death by Sam with a raw fish 

The second death was by Bill the Pony, it was so brutal that Aragorn stared at the ‘You Died’ screen for five minutes straight 

Usually hanging out with Boromir, Legolas, and Gimli

Get’s his weapons + armour from Gimli

Has made a beautiful monument/statue of Arwen 

Its veryyyyyyyyyyyy far tho

He sends letters to Legolas (Delivered by Pippin) in Elvish. But it’s just silly stuff

Always exploring, he buys maps from Frodo

Collects rare items

He’s got stuff from the Nether to the Ocean Monument

Trades with Gandalf in regards of Nether wart, blaze rods, etc

He can usually find Pippin whenever he gets lost exploring

His base is at Rivendell

He also built a secret Ranger base cuz he loves his ranger homies

Has a great sense of direction (from his Ranger skills) and is able to get to everyone else’s bases with Coordinates or maps

Fills out Frodo’s maps for him

As much as I want to say he has a great mic, he doesn’t

He really gives the vibes of having the most crappiest and spotty mic.

“Fr—o- I —— *KSHHH*—- sun——, isn’t that right?”

Frodo: 👁️👄👁️ …. Right.

Despite this, he constantly tries to still use his mic until someone tells him they can’t understand him

Ends up using the chat halfway through

But uses full on sentences with perfect grammar and everything

Gamer Tag - Str1der

Legolas

Rebuilt a new and improved Greenwood

On his father’s throne, there’s a sign in Elvish that says ‘Doodoo head’

He somehow breaks into Aragorn’s base and leaves silly insults written on a book and quills or signs

Such as “you stupid” “u ugly” “doodoohead” “yo mom” “ur musty”

Legolas absolutely loves doing it

Didn’t get Minecraft at first

When I say he was a noob in the first few hours of playing, HE WAS A NOOB NOOB

Aragorn and Pippin had to guide him through

Usually found PvP’ing with Gimli

For the life of him, he cannot keep a pet

It’s like bad luck

No matter how hard he keeps the pet safe, they’re always killed

Merry’s graveyard is filled with his previous pets

Swore to never tame another animal

A god at decorating

Whereas Merry is good at building, Merry is horrible at decor. And so, he helped out with decorating Merry and Pippin’s base (which is how Pippin learned how to decorate)

They cornered Legolas and started to do the Crouch bop and begged for him to help out

Legolas will not admit aloud but he found it endearing

He has a soft spot for the hobbits lmao

However, he has shot both Merry and Pippin with potions arrows

Hasn’t killed them tho

Legolas’s skin was made by your truly, Merry

(NOTE: I made this back in likeeee 2021 (?), wrote a huge chunk after this line, forgot to press save, only had it up to here, and I had to just put my phone down. The frustration I felt 😭 Buuut it’s been sitting in my drafts for literally years cuz I was THAT frustrated and had no motivation to try and remember/rewrite what I lost. Was just checking out my drafts and remembered I haven’t finished it. So, Voilà.)

Enjoys annoying Gimli IMMENSELY

Is absolutely helpless when it comes to mining and the Nether. Most of his deaths come from either mining (Falling from tall heights, suffocating from gravel, falling in lava) and the Nether (Again, falling in Lava, trying to kill Pigmen, trying to sleep in the Nether)

As expected, absolute god at archery

Great at parkour and makes parkour in Greenwood

Once the group defeated the Ender dragon, he was the first to use Elytra and LOVES it

Has a good mic but usually forgets to mute himself

Also writes in full sentences, proper grammar and fancy words in chat

Gamer Tag - LEG0_LAS

Gimli

Obviously he’s the miner friend

He’s a proud dwarf, so of course he’s gonna do what his people do best

Rebuilt Erebor/The Lonely Mountain, the Glittering caves/the White Mountains, and The Misty Mountains

Like he really went crazy with the builds

But it was all because he had too much blocks

Makes extremely complicated and vast mines

Even Aragorn gets turned around

They all somehow connect and Merry n’ Pippin get lost every time they try to explore his mines

He has to go retrieve them every time

In the end, he made some rails that directly connect everyone’s bases so that no one (the hobbits) gets lost

An absolute demon at Redstone

Secret doors, bases, and passages

He has A LOT of resources

Collects everything that he mines even if it’s Andesite

He made the Lonely Mountain as a base for all the materials

Literally chests upon chest filled with resources

Trades with the fellowship

The hobbits trade any enchanted books or food for building supplies

Aragorn and Boromir trade meats, wood, and dye for armour and tools

Gandalf trades enchanted books, potions, and exotic stuff he finds for potion materials (lapis, redstone, glowstone, gold, spider eye, coal, etc.) and a place to stay lmao

At the beginning, both Legolas and Gimli refused to trade with each other

Begrudgingly, Legolas began to trade other types of wood and rare items or loot like a Trident for building materials, nether materials and ores once he realized that he was hopeless with mining and the Nether

Enemies to BFFS fr

They do lots of competitions and prank wars

Dabbles in enchantment, makes high quality armour and weapons

Uses an axe for combat

Repairs any abandoned mineshafts he finds

Best builder in the fellowship

Everyone has to spam the chat in order for him to go to sleep for a quick sec

the only times he isn’t underground is when there’s a raid at one of Boromirs villages, trading with the fellowship (and even then, he’ll just send Pip to deliver it or send it in a minecart chest) or group events/quests

Otherwise, he won’t be seen for DAYS

Brings the whole squad down into the Deep Dark to fight the Warden

Has an ok mic, usually fine but occasionally cuts out

Writes in shortened words in the chat

Ur, K, gtg, brb, r, cya

It annoys Gandalf and Legolas

Gamer Tag - G1ml1_Son0f_Glo1n

Boromir

He’s the type to find villages, fix it up and improve it

Turned an Abandoned zombie village into Minas Tirith and healed the zombie villagers

He’s decent at building but not the best with creative builds

Basically only good at building Gondorian architecture and medieval style architecture

Claimed a huge chunk of land that nobody was using and named it Gondor

He looks after numerous villages and maintains them

But likes to visit everyone, tours Gimli’s mines, tries out Legolas’s parkour in Greenwood, stays at Rivendell and helps out Aragorn with whatever he’s doing, and ‘vacations’ at the Shire

(Merry and Pippin mainly drag him into whatever shenanigans they’re up to)

A duo with Aragorn when it comes to adventures

Exploring the Nether, bastions, jungle temples, desert temples, ocean monuments, the deep dark, and the End.

Amazing at combat and PVP

Uses a shield, sword, and occasionally a crossbow

Also has a soft spot for the hobbits

Merry and Pippin definitely exploit the crouch bopping to convince him

He was the one that found Frodo’s secret dungeon underneath his smial

Was secretly a bit freaked out and never said a word until everyone else found out

“Why didn’t you tell anyone?” “I’m afraid Frodo might’ve sacrificed me or something along those lines”

Is constantly gifted flowers by the hobbits

He has no idea what to do with him but felt like he couldn’t refuse when even Frodo and Sam gave him flowers

might think its a bit stupid at first and Completely oblivious to the fact that hobbits like to communicate through the language of flowers

Is secretly flattered tho

Once it got boring when nothings really happened with his villages (he of course already expanded them and built fortifications like walls) he ended up claiming another chunk of unused land and recreated Rohan

He loves Rohan so he couldn’t help himself

Got into horse breeding he was finishing up Edoras

Named his best horse after Faramir

Made roads connecting everyone’s builds and bases

When he finished, that’s when he realized that Gimli already did that but underground

Boromir, exhausted and sounding defeated: “why didn’t you tell me before I started this project?”

Gimli: “how was I supposed to know! I thought you knew the railways were all connected to every base”

Decent mic, you can hear him grumbling in the background as he’s doing whatever

Idk why but he seems to be the type of guy to sneeze like a dad

Temporarily deafens everyone’s ears when he sneezes with his mic on

Doesn’t use the chat

Gamer Tag - B0r0m1r

Gandalf

To be honest, I don’t really see him playing

If he did, it would be on rare occasions and make surprise appearances

Does not have a base

Instead he’ll randomly crash at other people’s bases

The hobbits, Gimli and Aragorn don’t mind

Legolas and Boromir are like 🤨

Collects enchantments and makes looooots of potions

Also makes a ton of potions

Hasn’t died yet

Travels in the Nether like he’s enjoying a stroll in a park

Supplies Merry and Pippin with fireworks

Explores A LOT

Doesn’t really bother with building

Likes to enjoy some good scenery while listening to the peaceful in game music of Minecraft

Has collected all the music discs

He creates a lot of traps/pranks and chuckles to himself as he goes off to find another spot to lay a trap

Because he isn’t on the server often, everyone won’t even think it’s him

Merry and Pippin will often get blamed for Gandalf’s traps and it started a war

As everyone’s fighting it out, Gandalf is watching with a small smile on his face

Doesn’t use a mic

writes the same as Legolas and Aragorn (full sentences, proper grammar and fancy words), but also rhymes his words for fun

Gamer Tag - Gandal_The_Grey

[iicheeze]

IDIOT'S UGLY BOOTIFUL FAMILY

girl || Haley [Last Name]

eldest sibling of the [Last Name] family

has anger issues

also has a massive ego

likes to takes selfies but somehow hates getting her pictures taken without permission becuz it 'captures her bad side'

very selective when it comes to men

realized she's a lesbian when she almost had sex with a guy

what happened to guy you ask?

she slapped him and went off to get dressed and yelled that she's a lesbian becuz of him

poor guy

also has a girlfriend named Yuriko

Yuriko's a transfer from Japan and they met when they were working

is Yuriko nice?

i guess u can say she is cuz she's very wifey

will Haley ever propose?

probably

boytoy || Mark [Last Name]

youngest sibling of the [Last Name] family

narcissist

he's pretty and he knows it

sucks ass at sports tho

would be a lady hooker if he can, but [Name] taught him to be a woman respecter since apparently their mom isnt there to teach them how to

is bisexual

sucks at cooking so he always relies on [Name] to cook for him when their dad ain't home back in middle school and high school (since Haley only cooks for herself)

basically relies on [Name] a lot but not so much since he can work fine alone

he just likes companionship

degrading kink haver || Lila [Last Name]

the Aunt of the [Last Name] family (dad's side aka dad's sister)

yes she does have a degrading kink

just lives at a house right next to the [Last Name] residence but stops by often cuz bitch ass Haley won't take care of her siblings correctly

tried teaching Mark how to cook but ended up roasting the egg and its now stuck to the pan

yes

is a gambling addict

but when she wins some big money she'd invite Haley, Mark and [Name] to new amusement parks, shopping, etc etc

other than that a decent aunty

often asks Mark if he scored a lady's cooch cooch

he doesn't

hes a virgin

and Lila is very disappointed in that

dad || Jason [Last Name]

Father of the [Last Name] family

works as a car engineer

is NOT good with words

hated cats but when [Name] visited him with a cat in their arms, immediately bonds

is confused why [Name] is the only one with a Model husband instead of Haley or Mark having a spouse

(tbh he never expected the menace of the family to be happily wedded but good for u)

would be father of the year if only he just be truthful abt their mom

other than that hes a decent dad

cooks for the family, works for the family, (although grocery shopping would be hard but hes trying), and doesn't destroy his kids' mental health

good dad

(his pfp is from [Name], they sent him a cute cat named Maxwell from the internet and he kept using that pfp for almost a year straight)

TAGLIST || @stellakito @crueldinasty @hysteriablues @hoesaria @dreamsofminnie @caffeine-mess @alatusorrow @lunaeclipsethesimp @lxkeeeee @myaaones @withloveminnie @shewolfniko @aeongiies @qwnelisa @liliumaraneae @candlebathwater @seirin-eyy @feiherp @nxsh30 @loivre @imdeadlyboredhelp @hotgirlshit5 @worldhardtibbysoft @mitsu-moshi @mono1606 @zomzomb1e @vvyeislazzy @crucnhice @omlxlaure @iethairs

@ownedbythescribe @mishtae @aloflapse @divinechicha @thefandomcrow @d4y-dr3am3r @tjjjrsj @certaindreampost @minninr @angelkazusstuff @zyilas @lumpywolf @haruaikawa @xiaosonlybeloved @reconaiise @yuyan @myoreiii @lordbugs @theaudacitiedmentose @scaravibe @exphhoria @venusflwers @ohmyfinggod @niyaiiz

BOLD MEANS I CAN'T TAG YOU! IF THERE ANY SORT OF CHANGES TO YOUR USERNAME, PLEASE TELL ME!

SUMMARY II in which, a sassy and bitter househusband, and his beloved, idiotic streamer of a lover got married! what a lovely occasion. now, for the married life in a newer, and bigger apartment.

PAIRINGS || Househusband Scaramouche x Gaming Streamer GN Reader

MASTERLIST || IDIOT GAMER!

FUN FACT !

this story takes place in China, Beijing.

the reason [Name]'s family names are American-styled, it's because Jason is a transfer from America to China for college. He met [Name]'s mom, Lian Hua, by being roommates.

since Lian Hua left the family to pursue her dreams, Jason decided to name his children by American names, solely because he wants to cut any Asian ties that's connected to Lian Hua herself.

he even moved from Shanghai to Beijing because of it.

[schlattslonghairytoes]

chapter seven

talias pov

 iMessage!

kombucha girl🇨🇮

talia romano. why do i have jonathan schlatt in my dms.

he told me u passed out?!?

please tell me youre okay.

hey brit.

oh goodness gracious this better be good.

hows the weather at home, any good?

you think youre funny huh?

youre not.

im fine

ok your texting like a 21 year old man.

ft me right now

incoming Facetime

her words barely register when she speaks that fast. "repeat please im so hungover" she rolls her eyes and keeps talking.

"talia, you know i love you, like more then youll ever know, but please dont leave me in the dark about these things, what happened last night". she finishs her thought  while placing her phone down on our counter and staring at me like i killed her dad. 

"okay. i drank to much last night, and maybe smoked a bit too much and then i passed out, theres not much to it brit." she blinked before continuing.

"that all adds up but why is schlatt the one telling me this." and that question stumped me. 

"ill be honest here. im not sure." and then she moved on.

"okay whatever im done with this convo, next topic! last night i got banned on tikok live because i tagged jason nash 30,000 times.". the Facetime lasted for another 2 hours before britney had to go film. 

i got up and began my day, and waddled my way downstairs to the kitchen to find, tyler playing with a cat, ted laying face down on the couch, maddie sitting on his butt, and finally charlie solving a rubiks cube.

"ok so i have alot of questions". i started to the group. "i dont fucking understand this thing, how does schlatt do this?!" charlie questions while looking at me. 

"ok that answers that question, ted and maddie, do i wanna know?" "my back hurts" ted muffled out. "doesnt... yknow, im done, ty have fun with your cat im getting breakfast." i say while grabbing my keys and getting in the car.

 iMessage!

big booty gamers💰💰

charles chaplin

hey Talia i hear your getting breakfast 

i never said that.

theodore roosevelt

but i did...

oh fuck off

moppy sloppy

can u pick up my starbucks? ❤️❤️

theodore roosevelt

and can u get me a bacon egg and cheese 

🙄🙄🙄

what else do u fatties want

charles chaplin

waffles with nutella??

mr i shit my pants🪩

hashbrownsssssss

schlatt u want anything since aparently im doordash

jshit

nah

ur not gonna eat?

jshit

ill get my own food

im already going out its no biggie 

jshit

lay off alright

ill deal with it myself.

ok im just gonna ignore the attitude. 

be back in 45 with yalls food!

theodore roosevelt

thank u taliaaaaaa

also chat we have to film a vid later

everything is set up just be camera readyyyy

real life!

talias pov

as i return from my treacherous journey of getting everyone food i walk through the door and set all the food down on the table. "FOODS HERE!" and a stampeed of hungry 20 year olds fly down the stairs for their food and immediately start eating like they've never seen food before.

i look around and see schlatt isnt here "wheres jay?" i ask the homosapiens. "i think he went to get food." ugh well i did offer, hes definitely in a mood, whatever he'll move on. "ok what are we filming tonight because i wanted to film something for my channel if i dont have to be in it." i tell ted.

"well i think we were going to film a laugh you lose but you can steal one or two people for your video if u need to." ted says with food in his mouth.

"ohh what are you filming i wanna be in it!" hansum says, also with a mouth full of food. "wow you guys need to learn to chew with your mouths closed. anyways, i was going to film either a roblox video or a blind deaf mute baking challenge but im not sure yet."

the front door creeks open as tyler and charlies hands fly up in sync. "me i wanna!" "wait no i wanna be in it" i roll my eyes and laugh "you can both be in it"

"you can both be in what," schlatt says in the most monotonous voice. "were filming a video tonight for the lunch club but talia is also filming a vid-" 

"ill be in the lunch club one." schlatt nods at ted, without looking at me. like actively avoiding me and my general area. "okay charlie, tyler, you guys film for lunch club and we can film mine after, that sound good to everyone?" a series of yes's fill the room and i go lay on the couch, before turning on the tv to the episode of modern family i was watching.

until jonathan schlatt comes and takes the remote, and turns off the fucking tv. "what the fuck is your problem schlatt?" i stand up and rip the remote back from his hands. "its too fucking loud" "and that means turning it off, why not just ask me to lower it." i say trying to keep my composer. "you're just fucking annoying me talia". 

"and youre a fucking child jonathan." and with that i walk to my room and slam the door.

real life!

schlatts pov

god, what the hell is wrong with me? her little "i love you" last night raised every red flag in my head and now everything in me is telling me to drink, run, scream, and be a huge fucking  dick to her. the worst part, she doesn't remember it, nor did she mean it.

"yo what the fuck was that schlatt?" ted walks up to me, clearly he had overheard all of that, but with how hard talia slammed her door, it was hard not to question what i said.

"what did you say to her?" charlie adds with a tone i don't appreciate.

"guys lay the fuck off okay? it's none of your business what i said." i snark at ted.

"listen dickhead, you dont get to speak to us that way, your one of my best friends but that doesn't give you free liberty to be a jackass, so fuck off and go apologise to talia." ted smacks me over the back of the head before returning to go eat his bacon egg and cheese.

i stand there in disbelief for a moment, i really didnt think ted would do that, ill be honest. but now its making me feel even more like a dick. i do have to apologize to her, fuckkkkk. i stomp my way upstairs to her door and knock twice

"housekeeping?" i say in a high voice.

the door opens slowly and i see her standing there, eyes puffy and slightly red yet full of tears, lips plump, and a red hoodie engulfing her whole body, a hoodie i recognize as my own from high school. "why are you such a dick." she says voice hoarse, wobbly. and for a second i feel my heart crack in two.

"im so sorry talia, i am such a dick, youre right, and its not fair. at all, i just miss you so much, and i feel like we will never have what we did back, and thats all i want. please can we just watch 21 jump street together? like old times? but i understand if thats not in the cards right now i can give you space if-" i rush out before my words get caught off by her arms flinging around my waist. she pulls me in her room and shuts the door and throws me the remote.

"only if we recite all the lines together." she smiles up at me before jumping on her bed.

"what the fuck are you guys supposed to be?" my friend at the time, Alex, asks." alex watch out schlatty over here is in a pissy mood, were Schmidt and Jenko from 21 jump street!" talia jumps in before running over to her friends. "yo have you hit that yet, shes hot as fuck" alex slaps me on the back. "shut the fuck up" i roll my eyes and grab a drink. 

"im serious bro, if ur not into her like that imma have to slide in, cause damn bro. did you hear she gave David a bj! lucky guy right there." oh fuck no.

"listen bro, youre not her type number one, and number two dont fucking talk about her like that, and three she didnt touch david. so stop spreading shit." i feel my jaw clench when he smiles at me

"god youre so in love with her."

[cowboybrunch]

writerly questionnaire tag!!!

finally getting around to this, thanks a million @the-golden-comet (here) @harmonic-melodii (here) and @fortunatetragedy (here) <3

About You

When did you start writing?

as soon as i could hold a pen. i have notebooks FULL of little me's stories (i keep everything ive ever written. for nostalgia.) it was mostly silly escapism for a lonely child but now it's sweet to look at and giggle. from when i was maybe eight? nine?: "Pain and fear, like a perfect recipe. Pain and fear, milk and eggs"

Are the genres/themes you enjoy reading different from the ones you write?

mmm probably. when i say ill read anything, i mean ill read ANYTHING. i dont think ill ever write a hockey romance but im down to clown

Is there an author (or just a fellow writer!) you want to emulate, or one to whom you’re often compared?

poetry-wise Bhanu Kapil has been a massive inspiration for me. also Kaveh Akbar and Ariana Reines (Mercury sits in a place of honor on my bookshelf). for novels? i feel like i emulate whatever i last read. Demon Copperhead by Barbara Kingsolver did horrible (affectionate) things to the way i write

Can you tell me a little about your writing space(s)? (Room, coffee shop, desk, etc.)

my office! my favorite place in the world!! cozy lights (that double as gamer lights), diet coke can graveyard, comfy office chair big enough for me to sit in a way that absolutely destroys my posture. sticky notes everywhere (a fun challenge! can i read my own handwriting?) AND!! i have an audience

What’s your most effective way to muster up some muse?

reading something else, talking to someone about whatever im stuck on, setting a timer and just dumping everything in my brain (something in there HAS to be worth pursuing)

Did the place(s) you grew up in influence the people and places you write about?

HA!

Are there any recurring themes in your writing, and if so, do they surprise you at all?

overbearing parental figures that believe they're acting in the best interest of their kid... surprising when i realized that it's in almost everything i write characters that are good at heart but commit atrocities due to their circumstances... less surprising oh! and death. i write a lot about death (someone pointed this out recently and i was like huh. you right)

Your Characters

Would you please tell me about your current favorite character? (Current WIP, past WIP, never used, etc.)

Missy and Theodore staring at each other like

sorry! Theodore is my favorite!! he got here first!!!! he's my precious loser baby boy who HAPPENS to be the heir of death but he's trying his best! he's pathetic!! he's doomed!! but he means well! he doesn't want anyone to die alone! he wants to be good! he wants to be good soooo bad!! he hates rivers but loves the ocean!! he lies to everyone, including himself! he's simultaneously full of self-loathing and self-righteousness!! AND... he's bisexual!!

Which of your characters do you think you’d be friends with in real life?

i would kick it with Robbie for SURE. snarky little smarty pants that can't sit still for more than five minutes, we'd be peas

Which of your characters would you dislike the most if you met them?

*looks around nervously* ... Marcella (BOO!! TOMATO!!) im sensitive and she would be mean to me!! i feel like we'd warm up to each other eventually but not before she made me cry

Tell me about the process of coming up with of one, all, or any of your characters.

they just kinda... show up. and reveal more about themselves as i write them

Do you notice any recurring themes/traits among your characters?

ougffff. lots of anger in these parts. most of my characters are angry, esp the women. as they should be

How do you picture them? (As real people you imagined, as models/actors who exist in real life, as imaginary artwork, as artwork you made or commissioned, anime style, etc.)

depends on the character! for main guys, they get listed descriptions but i cant picture them in my head (thank you picrew). but others? they're like. blurry shadows moving through the story (do NOT ask me what Uriel looks like! i DONT KNOW!)

Your Writing

What’s your reason for writing?

words in brain make story in head. need story out of head so i can focus on literally anything else no but seriously. that quote that's like "the only thing worse than writing is not writing." it's like. a maintenance activity. if im feeling especially wound up it's probably because i havent written anything lately

Is there a specific comment or type of comment you find particularly motivating coming from your readers?

if you leave me ANY comment i am kissy you on the forehead. just knowing that someone read it let alone enjoyed it... waoh

How do you feel about your own writing? (Answer in whatever way you interpret this question.)

i am... trying very hard not to fall into self-deprecation here. i think there are things that i do well and things that i can improve on, but even if i write something and think it's "bad" i can still learn from it. all practice is good practice!!! (said through gritted teeth)

If you were the last person on earth and knew your writing would never be read by another human, would you still write?

yea! i would find comfort in it i think, same way i do now. have my little characters for company

When you write, are you influenced by what others might enjoy reading, or do you write purely what you enjoy? If it’s a mix of the two, which holds the most influence?

i am my own target audience. i am the conductor of the self-indulgence train but there's room aplenty if you wanna hop on

tag! @illarian-rambling @writingrosesonneptune @sarandipitywrites @mrbexwrites @mysticstarlightduck and a wide open tag if you havent done this yet. gimme a peek into your brain!!!

[jrueships]

tag yourself as some of my favorite players except if you can tag yourself, you may need help . Ignore the pronouns lol

Jaboobi

doesn't know how to hold a proper conversation if it doesn't involve at least one special interest

picky eater

do NOT interrupt when in the middle of doing one out of the many favorite monotonous tasks, WILL kill you

still has to hold mommy's hand when nervous

kills people who call sports 'sportsball'

actually really nice when not pissed off 24/7

' i don't have anger issues and to show how i don't have anger issues, i am going to roll this Giant Boulder over a Small Village.'

adopts random things/people when he doesn't know what to do with his life

Gay Bear

Says eep

Finds the lack of an amygdala extremely attractive

Considered a vip at furcon

Voted best babysitter in hometown, should be a school teacher if the economic state of the world wasn't corrupt

Repeats jokes that fail until someone pity laughs, will frantically look around to find anyone who might find it funny

Unironically exclaims 'it's so preppy in here!!!'

Should wear a shirt that says 'warning, will leap into your arms when frightened and WILL expect the catch to be bridal style on the whim'

Nba youngboy

' i can say 'OMG' bcs 'OMG' to me isn't an insult to God, it is my Friend'

Invites himself to parties

Eavesdrops with eyes as big as saucers and mouthing surprise. Shocked to find out his spying has been discovered

Will argue with you while holding a popsicle in the hot sun

Shameless when it comes to the opportunity of social media account growth

Would ask a stranger if they had a hysterectomy because they give hysterectomy vibes

Tried to use an egg as a drum and was surprised when it cracked

Gamer Twink

Kink is people that could kill him

Over-the-top filters over any image taken by a camera is more useful and used than oxygen

Has to do The Thinker pose when thinking

If he can't have his daily little treat or life reward for being alive on earth, considers k*lling himself

Never knows what's going on until he hears one word of what could be news and then acts like he was the primary witness at the scene

'I do really good voice impressions, wanna hear?' 'Not rea-' 'hi im spongebob'

Says 'ggs' after sex

Drew

'Skibidi toilet rizz!'

Will make a random sound. Look at you in morbid silence. Waddle away

Texts using only a single pointer finger while squinting

that one Tiktok of that one ruff n tumble man who lives in the desert and acts very disgruntled by the fact that he has now adopted a stray kitten who's crawled into his trailer, ignoring the fact that he's immediately spoiled it with a million toys and the best food, water, and care possible

Has to be euthanized to be stopped from telling people 'don't fall in' when they say they have to go use the toliet

' not reading that, sorry, not reading that, sorry, ... squeak now or forever hold your cheese ? LOL! liked :] ! ...not reading that, sor-'

Behind those beautiful doe eyes.. is a man so horny ..

Reeses Puffs

Considers 'ya'll' a worthy word to be written in all essays

Hates being hugged but loves giving hugs

Mystified by magic shows

Superhero media lover till he dies

Walks into random conversations already laughing then asks 'what's up :D!! What's funny! What are we talking about :D!!' After the people go silent bcs who tf is this

People think he's innocent from his humor but is actually very messy and lovesss listening to drama

Refers to his pets as his children

Doesn't know what a vacation is

Poo Dirt

' im not going to speak to you.. im just going to Stare at you. And hope. You are a telepath.'

Wants a bad gf but would fumble her so badly

Thinks beastmode is still a thing in 2024

Has like two friends in his phone. The rest of the texts are from his family

Quietly clingy

Scary looking bitch who is actually quite soft and enjoys watching a good episode of bluey after work

'Hey guys' *chat dies*

Doesn't know how to end conversations. Just kind of. Wanders off

Faggant

Having sex with himself would fix him

Doesn't know how to admit when he likes new things. Has to make fun of it first

Would move mountains for a goth bitch

Just Laughs and automatically agrees to things when he doesn't know wtf you're talking about

'Imma be honest... i stopped listening to what you had to say and started thinking about how quiet this restaurant got after that one noisy ass messy ass etiquette lacking ass family left 35 minutes ago, sorry'

Gets ice cream at crumbl cookie

Gets lost going to crumbl cookie

Doesn't want to say anything about that

Jdumb

Used to be that one kid who would immediately t-pose when he recognized his friend in the hallway

^ weird

His fashion and hair IS his emotional state right now

Haahahaa :]!! *face drops* im going to Kill you.

Attends the movie theater in full-out cosplay

'Milk does not belong in cereal'

^ sicko

[creativesplat]

Do you have any head cannons for Alfred, Alear, Etie, and Veyle?

Thank you for the ask! :)

Alear: 

Has a massive scar where Sombron fatally wounded her, it occasionally still twinges, particularly when she’s stressed 

Likes almost every food under the sun. She's not the biggest fan of meat for breakfast, but aside from that, she isn't fussed. She loves practically everything.

She sometimes has nice dreams about children playing with her, or a sweet woman talking to her. These are vague half-heard things from her time asleep, like Queen Eve keeping her company when Lumera wasn't able to, or Alfred playing make-believe beside her bed when he was too poorly to go outside.

She never fully understands why the corrupted scare her so much.

Is the biggest sommie lover ever. She’s the sort of person to carry round photos of him and show them to everyone and then herself. She loves Sommie. So. Much.

Sleeps with Sommie on her bed when she’s frightened, or feels like she’s going to have nightmares 

She hates cooking but can. Like. Sort of. It’s bland and kind of meh, but at least it’s not what Alfred cooks. 

Sleepy. Always sleepy. Just a very tired bean. 

Only exercises and trains out of necessity, if she had it her way, she would do less of it. She is not the biggest exercise fan 

Slowly gains a few more memories after the war ends

The nightmares she gets are mainly memories that she repressed or half-forgot 

Enjoys playing with Veyle’s hair. She sometimes does haircare days with Seadall, Celine, and Veyle. 

She hated her red hair at first, but tries to start liking it, after Veyle mentioned struggling with accepting her Fell heritage. 

Plays the piano and sings well, that and polishing weapons and jewellery are some of her favourite hobbies 

If she was in a modern au she would be a bit of a gamer

Alfred: 

Literally a menace of a brother. Has stolen Celine’s makeup, hair kit, and perfume before, but also buys her the best teas ever so, she doesn’t complain (too much!) 

When he was sick as a child he cuddled Sommie a lot (because his family visited the Somniel and Lumera was a family friend)

Very fussy eater, he only eats ‘healthy’ food, and also crepes on occasion. He does like crepes. 

The WORST cook ever. Absolutely disgusting. 0/10 never let him cook

Picked up the flute to strengthen his lung capacity, and has become rather good at playing

He didn’t have many friends as a child, because he spent long stretches of it bed ridden, so he would play imagination games with Alear the Dragon princess, and Alfred the cool-and-strong prince. Most of them involved playing tag together but sometimes he would imagine them battling against evil armies (there was always a bad wizard who caused sicknesses in those) 

As a child he needed mobility aids, and particularly liked his wheel-chair (which he used with a hobby-horse sometimes) and later in life, when he had attacks of his illness, he had to use mobility aids again

Like the Pinterest of the Somniel. If Rosado is ever art-blocked he’ll just go and sketch Alfred 

He’s canonically a very handsome guy (Sharina’s intro etc) but he’s fairly oblivious to it. 

With such muscular retainers, and people like Seadall around, he can sometimes feel quite insecure 

Etie: 

Buff as heck. I don’t care about the character model. She’s ripped

Quite intense as a gym friend. She and Alfred sometimes egg each other on too much, and Boucheron has to step in to make sure they don’t hurt themselves via overexercising 

She has given Alfred food poisoning before with one of her ‘muscle stimulants’ 

Can jog for longer than Alfred. He is very jealous. 

She can almost lift the same weight as Boucheron, if she really pushes herself, and is working up to beating him in deadlifts 

Veyle: 

She keeps pieces of Alear’s dragon stone with her always, and eventually makes some of them into two rings, so she and Alear can always be connected 

Her spice tolerance is higher than anyone in the army

She doesn’t like milk or cream that much 

She needs her hair trimmed a lot, but mainly the black bits. She gets a lot of split ends. 

She really likes swimming, and is regularly at the pool 

Plays tactical RPGs with Robin and Lucina’s emblems. 

Sometimes imagines what life would have been like growing up with Lumera as her mother and Alear as her big sister.

[mirqmarq428]

Friend me on discord: mmarq428

i self host a fedi account: @mir@talk.marq42.xyz

Backup account here: @mirmarq429, not using it tho

Tumblr has deleted me once already, and because of their recent conduct i am absolutely not using their hellsite (derogatory) any more. the Fediverse is better in literally every single possible way. in the interest of information saving this account shall remain, but i am using it only to get people off of tumblr. you're worth more than a website that treats you and your people like this.

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Hi my name is mir and im actively congealing into a girl! If you don't want to see that, block the tag #mirgirlification.

Most of mine original posts will be liveblogging about computer struggles. i occasionally put minor life choices up to a poll, under the tag #mir polls.

if i reblog discourse without adding anything it usually means i generally agree with the last thing that was said but am open to refutation. I am bad at having opinions, deal with it.

im not a gamer. I am actively annoyed by any reference to Nintendo and Sega IPs, and will go out of my way to be confused and wrong about them. Hope this clears things up! also mcu references can go to hell

i am interested in and will reblog:

Linux (especially Emacs and vim stuff) - THIS IS A PRO-NOOB SPACE. if you are being elitist in my notes i will debate you.

Polls (tag is #poll answered)

Short relatable vent/complaining

Learning Japanese (i just think it's neat okay)

OCCASIONALLY trans/egg memes (most of them are not funny)

Left Handed awareness (rarely mostly bc theres just not that many posts)

Will try to tag things correctly but may slip up - feel free to call me out. Cringe is how we enforce society.

Things I do not reblog or interact with:

Spam (unless it's funny)

Fanart (unless it's really good)

Hornyposting (unless it hits just the right surreal melancholy)

Geopolitics (unless the post is actually profound)

Mutual/financial aid / any asking for money

i don't consider myself a member of fandom but i have enjoyed a few pieces of media and i support others who engage with it. im against the dichotomy of pro/anti shipping, but don't have anything against people on either side

Not a 196er, and im generally against the reposting aspect of the subculture, but y'all are welcome here.

My alt is @mirmarq429, wher i occasionally liveblog about hardware. im also on the fediverse at @mir@talk.marq42.xyz, tho what i do there remains to be seen...

Selfie tag: #mir ror

[novemberhush]

Thanks for tagging me, @imwritesometimes and @zerokrox-blog ! 😘 You both tagged me in essentially the same meme, but with one or two slightly different questions so I hope you don’t mind that I just combined the two instead of typing out basically the same thing twice.❤️

Relationship status - single

Favourite colour - red

Three favourite foods - Hawaiian burgers, lasagna, vanilla milkshakes

Last thing I ate - cheesy scrambled eggs and wholewheat toast (and it was delicious, I got the eggs just right)

Song stuck in my head - I went to see Bruce Springsteen in concert last week (yes, he was amazing, thanks for asking) and ever since then Glory Days and Thunder Road have been taking it in turns to take up residence in my brain, with occasional visits from Because the Night and Dancing in the Dark

Dream trip - I want to visit so many places! Denmark; British Columbia in Canada; Hawaii; Iceland; New Zealand; the Scottish Highlands; Argentina, specifically the Iguazú Falls at the border of Argentina and Brazil, but I’d also like to visit Buenos Aires. (I really have no excuse for not at least taking myself off to Scotland, or even Denmark. They’re both easily doable from here, but there always seems to be some reason I can’t or some responsibility holding me back.)

Time - 7.49 AM

Something I really want right now - for the paracetamol to kick in and get rid of the headache I currently have.

Last song - Cover Me Up by Jason Isbell

Last movie - Bad Times at the El Royale

Currently watching - Murdoch Mysteries, NCIS, NCIS: LA, CSI: Vegas, The Rookie, The Rookie: Feds, S.W.A.T., The Equalizer, and I intend to check out Poker Face when it starts here next Friday.

Currently reading - I just finished Under the Whispering Door by T.J. Klune last week and I haven’t started anything new yet, but I have a few titles lined up.

Currently playing - if this is about video games, then nothing as I’m not a gamer (unless mahjong or solitaire counts, and I very much doubt it, lol).

Currently craving - nothing really? Unless someone wants to conjure up a non-life threatening emergency to get me out of having to work a 10 hour shift tonight (which should really only be an eight and a half hour shift, but my manager is being good to himself as usual and finishing early and so he put me on the rota to start early to cover his leaving. Bastard. 😒)

Zero pressure tags - @smowkie @all-or-nothing-baby @katries @kiti-the-warrior-poet @halespecterwinchester @fireladybuckley @firemedicdiaz @foreverthemomfriend @mistmarauder and anyone else who wants to play. No pressure on anyone who doesn’t!❤️

[natimiles]

Omg yes soft boys 🤩 especially if they’re cold and tough on the outside but on the inside they’re really precious and caring 🥺 (but I love them when they’re rough as well hehe)

We stan MC and reader 😤 and Sebastian is that uncle figure who’s slightly awkward but very much loved in the family. But can you imagine how sad it’d be for reader when they think that MC will leave the mansion at the end of the month :’) only to find out that she’s staying for Mozart LMAO

Speaking of Sebastian, last night I actually dreamt that we were cooking in the kitchen together and I was boiling eggs in a small pot so that Isaac could have egg in his sandwich. And for some reason I managed to make the pot catch on fire 💀 after some panicking and putting the fire out, the eggs inside were surprisingly still intact and were even well-cooked. Afterwards Sebastian scolded me 😭 but at least he didn’t flick my forehead hehe (those stuff hurt a lot)

Oh and just a suggestion, are you able to put your fic into the ‘ikemen x reader’ tag? Because that way it will be able to reach more people who would like this fanfic :D

-🥀 anon

I declare this blog a 'Soft Men League' now, HAISEHASUIEHAS. BUT YES! Gimme a man that can do both 🤍 I'm always in love with those types, like Mozart. Isaac is more on the softer side; he said he prefers to be gentle (I cried not only with my eyes the first time I read it). But oh my dear, I clearly have a type! Obey Me is Levi, Simeon and Satan; MysMe is Yoosung and Jumin; Ikesen is Ieyasu and both Mitsus. The funniest thing is that I actually married a nerd-gamer-shy man who can do both (my real-life Yoosung/Levi, he got me into watching anime and taught me how to play LOL HASUIEHASIE).

Oooooh, I think reader will be the first one to know that MC will stay! You know, besties with no secrets kinda thing. I'd probably make Mozart be the last to know. No, MC is not trying to make him pay for everything he did to her; nope, not at all, HIASUHEUIASHEIUSAHEA.

Oh, my! HAIUEHAS. I'll ask a strange question, but was Sebastian like live action or like drawing in your dream? Because I dreamed about Isaac once, but we were like drawings, like in-game. We were making out in the car, by the way, ASHEUIASHEIUAS. And I once dreamed about Todoroki Shouto, but he wasn't like anime, he was kinda 3D animation (and I guess I was too?) HAISUEHASUIEHAS.

And thanks for the suggestion! I'll surely do it! 🤍🤍

[halfling-myth-lady]

digimon fanganronpa? i'm all ears

Okay,so this is in a weird position where it’s finished enough that I can say it’s somewhat done,but it still kinda is very far from completion.

So,bassically all the contestants are the game protagonist and support characters(Masaru and Touma included since they got their own game.) and while I don’t have a proper setting(I feel like a school would fit,but you need some extra context for that that would spoil chapter six) I do have the mascots,of which are monotama (a very mean egg that likes to see people suffer) and Monodramon/Machinedramon(can’t decide whether to make it another mono or just a Machinedramon,also he doesn’t talk)EDIT: I forgot that there was already a monodramon

I don’t have every talent mapped out,so I’m all ears for suggestions on the talents/which talents would be better/funnier:

Izuku fujira(digimon world 1):shsl computer programmer

Age 15 and height is 5’2

Fuck the shitty excuse for a postgame they haven’t been in the digital world since they were nine

Inferior complex

Aroace and closeted nb

The dw got them interested in technology

Has since accepted the dw was just a dream(spoilers:it was not)

Shiki Shishiro(next order):shsl gamer

Age 19 and 5’8

Her,himari,kouta,shoma,and luche are basically besties who do stupid shit and somehow don’t die in the process

Orphanage kid

Lesbiab

This girl is able to take care of two fucking vpets at the same time I think we can all agree on how she got her ultimate

Was...shocked to say the least when she saw Izuku for the first time

Makoto akinaga(ReArise):shsl writer

Age 16 and 5’7

His digital world was shut down

Despite his ultimate,hasn’t published any of his books,having gotten his talent via fanfic(he has written like 30 of them though)

Pan

Didn’t know what to do once his dw was shut down so he just....wrote.

Don’t get fooled by his writing genius,he has like three Braincells and they only work while writing.

Airi takahashi(world ds):shsl errand girl

Age 17 and 6’7

Sweetheart

Had a big fucking growth spurt between world ds and now

Undecided

Just kinda runs errands

Is also pretty damn strong(her sweater hides it though)

Tomomi kozue(world ds):talent not decided

Age 18 and 5’6

Occasionally visits Airi and pagumon

Pretty laid back

Sees kain as pretty immature

Lesbian

Kain Makishi(world ds):shsl trickster

Age 16 and 5’10

Calls all the ds cast his friends with somewhat mocking nicknames to match(albeit they don’t think of him as a friend,even tomomi,everyone’s just annoyed)

Is nicer than he was in ds,but still somewhat arrogant

Bi boy

Just kinda causes trouble

Childhood friends with tomomi

Fuck it,I might have the rest of the cast planned out but through everything and the fact that the fic went from being about 60% finished to about 90% in the span of me writing this,I think you have a pretty solid idea of the cast,but just in case I’ll leave the names in the tags

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

Esperó Encontrar Tú Paz (I Hope You Find Your Peace)

by writtenpavement

Tommy sighed, tearing open the envelope. There were two things inside, one of which was a letter.

  Tommy, You know I’m not much of a wordsmith, so here is a ticket to where I’m going. I know you’re afraid of leaving everything behind and I understand if you don’t show up but never forget that I care about you even if I’m not there to show it. Love, Tubbo.

  He pulls out the second piece of paper, eyes going wide when he realizes what it was. A train ticket. At the top of the ticket was the name QSMP.

  Or, Tommy moves to Quesadilla Island in hopes of a better future. With the help of the other island members and some old friends reconnected, Tommy learns to heal from his past. And maybe finds a new purpose in the process.

Words: 4240, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of QSMP brainrot

Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo, Wilbur Soot, Niki | Nihachu, Phil Watson | Philza, Alexis | Quackity, Rayenne Guendil | Etoiles, FitMC (Video Blogging RPF), Noah Brown | Foolish Gamers, Jaiden Animations, Rafael Lange | Cellbit, Ángel Missael Castañeda Vega | MissaSinfonia, QSMP Ensemble

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, TommyInnit & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Niki | Nihachu & TommyInnit, Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, Alexis | Quackity & TommyInnit, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF) & Other(s)

Additional Tags: TommyInnit-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Traumatized TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Needs a Break (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit are Like Siblings, Phil Watson is Wilbur Soot's Parent, TommyInnit Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), Tommy Moves To The QSMP, Humanized Dragon Eggs (QSMP), Dragon Eggs Use Sign Language (QSMP), TommyInnit Has Mental Health Issues (Video Blogging RPF), The Federation (QSMP), The Federation is Evil (QSMP), Panic Attacks, Protective Rayenne Guendil | Etoiles, Detective Rafael Lange | Cellbit, Investigations, Jealous TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Blood and Injury, Mentioned Cucurucho (QSMP) - Freeform, Protective Wilbur Soot, Protective TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Fluff and Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Alternate Universe - QSMP Setting, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

[thedragonqueen1998]

Oh, thank you for the tag. Hmm, i will be honest, i haven't played too many AC games, been busy, but i can say a few things about the ones i have played.

Assassin's Creed 1:

Things i love:

Same as you Teecup, i love Altaïr. XD

I agree, the atmosphere and setting was very interesting

The growth of Altaïr and how his relationship with Malik went from hostile to friendly

The mystery of the treasure and the the glimmers of the red symbols you got every night

Things i hate:

That one FUCKING MISSION, where you had to destroy merchant stalls by throwing people into it

Not really a hate, it's more of a dislike, but the game got a bit repetitive towards the end, mostly in being chased way too hard by the guards

The last fight was way too hard and unfair towards someone who wasn't very good at the combat and is a more casual gamer

The lack of subtitles too

Overall i greatly enjoyed AC 1, but i did go into it with the knowledge it was an old game, so there were gonna be flaws, so the issues didn't bother me too greatly. The version of the game i had allowed fast travel after a point, so travel time wasn't bad either. The issue of collecting flags was also quickly taken care of by me using an interactive map that i could tag which flags i was getting after i saw how many there were. So i feel like a 7 or 8 out of 10. Probably won't replay the game(at least not 100% it again), but a fond experience and the start of my AC obsession. XD

Assassin's Creed 2:

Things i love:

Ezio. Just.. god he carved out a place in my heart and nestled there. This was also the game were i truly fell in love with Desmond. His interactions in AC 1 was fun, but even though you only get time with him 2 or 3 times in the entire game, he truly made the most of it.

The plotwist of Minerva looking and speaking to me, before uttering the name Desmond and revealing Ezio role as his Prophet. I just loved that so much.

The improvments to so many gameplay systems compared to 1. The double hidden blades, the new assassinations and weapons, the collection of feathers and treasues(i used the same interactive map XD), the restoration of Monteriggioni and ofc the parkour. So many good things.

Leonardo. Just my precious boy!

The tombs(i played the pc version, so i didn't have the Medici and Auditore tombs) was really fun to climb through and the reward was worth it. The kraken easter egg was really fun too. Though scary, i got thalassophobia and the idea of falling into the water where i saw that thing freaked me out. XD

The mystery of "The Truth"

The music. Just.. god the music.

The setting is incredible too. So atmospheric and to see such a fascinating time period brought to life so you can explore it is amazing.

Things i hate:

The puzzles. I am not smart at all, so i constantly had to look up solutions to them.

How you have to go to different cities to get all the art.

How little time you got with Desmond and that you couldn't leave the Animus.

The dream about Altaïr. The realisation that i wouldn't get to see him again legit made me mourn him. I know, it's weird, but i'm a very emotinal person, sue me.

The missed hug. I DIDN'T MEAN TO LEONARDO! FORGIVE ME!

... Ezio looks like shit with that poor excuse of a beard. AND WHY IS HE SO PALE!?

Overall i truly love AC 2 and i agree with Teecup on their things. It is one of my most favorite games i have ever played and whatever flaws it has is easily overlooked in favor of a great experience. Just because it's old does not mean it's not gold. 10/10

Assassin's Creed Brotherhood:

Things i love:

The way you lose your powerful gear and money from the last game. It's such an organic way, compared to "The protagonist is too weak after the last game" or even worse "This amazing, powerful gear is now just some basic starting shit".

The 100% synch rate and the ability to replay missions. Kinda controversial opion, but for the most part i love the challenge some of the goals give you. Makes you think on how to acomplish this task with the rules the game has given.

The recruits, how you manage them and can utilise them is fantastic in my opinion.

THE MUSIC! Echoes of Roman Ruins is god fucking tier.

How you get to leave the Animus and get to explore more of Desmonds personality.

The challenges i actually really enjoyed.

The fact you can dye your robes and one choice was basically the Armor of Altaïr. :D

His beard. It actually looks like it belongs to him. XD

Things i hate:

The 100% sync. Some of the goals are way too hard(looking at you tank and the race to get medicine from the doctor without alerting him) or too restrictive(the assassination of the banker), so you get frustrated with failure or stifled with the game forcing your hand.

Some of the faction challenges demand too much(i really gotta do this trick 25 times??) and one was almost impossible to do on keyboard.

The fact that a SINGLEPLAYER DLC was UNPLAYABLE due to the servers being shut down is pure bull and horseshit!

The Christina missions. At first they were sweet and gave more insight to her and Ezio's relantionship, but then it just became wrong. EZIO! She is married! She doesn't know it's you under the mask! STOP KISSING HER! .... Ezio, you fucking idiot.

Why is it called Brotherhood? Why not Assassin's Creed 3?

Overall Brotherhood was a pretty good game. I had tons of fun doing everything in it and it was yet another improvement in many things compared to AC 2. A solid 8/10.

Assassin's Creed Revelations:

Things i love:

The hookblade and the parkour. It just feels so smooth and good to move about.

The recruits and the improvements on them. Just so fun to manage and the defense minigame is tons of fun.

The story. The introduction to Clay and the ending to both Ezio's and Altaïr's stories. Then the sacrifice of Clay to save Desmond. Just amazing.

THE MUSIC!

The collection and puzzles with the books was very fun.

The bomb crafting and using the bombs was incredible fun. It made me use my brain to achieve results in different ways by what bombs i carried with me.

The challenges were made more reasonable and therefore much more fun(kill 5 enemies of this type instead of 25)

Things i hate:

This was the first AC game i had crashes and issues with that i couldn't fix(like the leap of death in AC 1 or the crashes that was fixed by playing in another mode) and it was severe enough it altered the way i had to play to avoid the crashes.

How the game, even after years, still had an unfinished part in it(the wells).

They did Yusuf dirty! Legit first thing i didn't see coming thanks to fanfiction so his death made me go "No no nonono! No! Not Yusuf!" and cry.

The Desmond and Clay memories. Wtf is this? And why is it in my Assassin's Creed game!? Still managed to 100% it, but jeez, the River Styx section made me rage.

Overall, this is my favorite Assassin's Creed game. Despite it flaws it truly was an amazing experience and a perfect ending to the two greatests assassins. 10/10

Assassin's Creed 3:

Things i love:

I liked the hunting. Very fun to lay a trap and wait to ambush your pray.

The sailing was pretty fun too.

I liked that Ratonhnhaké:ton was a native american. You so rarely see that in media i feel. Though Haytham is the superior protaganist in my opinion. He just has all the charm and such a commanding presence compared to his son.

Things i hate:

The parkour system. I don't know if it was because i played right after Revelations, but Ratonhnhaké:ton almost never went the way i actually meant to go. Dammit Connor, stop climbing the fence and jump down already!

The combat system. It was so hard to understand all the buttons and even worse was how the same button did different things depending on what was happening. Just extremely frustrating and combined with the horrible parkour system, i often got chased atound for ages. Unable to run away because Ratonhnhaké:ton didn't listen to where i was going and unable to fight back against a thousand guards.

The 100% goals. They almost always was too hard and too non-sensical to be fun and lead to me barely having ANY fun throughout the entire story. Sailing was completely ruined by it and i had to spend hours resetting missions to get that perfect run in the exact way the devs wanted it. No creativity at all. Made me question if the devs even had the game playtested by someone who didn't 100% understand the game and it's code.

The story. I don't know if it is because i don't really give a shit about the history of America, but i found the story boring and confusing to follow. Why am i assissting these people? They treat me like shit and never explain anything to me. Just not really a fun thing to experience.

Overall, i hated AC 3. I NEVER had any fun playing through the story and any fun i could have had was ruined by shitty controls, horrible 100% goals and bugs. Only when i freeroamed without pressure to perfectly complete something did i get any enjoyment. Still 100% the main game, but with an even buggier DLC i gave up halfway through. 1/10. They did Haytham and Ratonhnhaké:ton dirty and i'm never touching this shitty game again.

Assassin's Creed Mirage:

Things i love:

The controls are for the most part amazing. There is some moments where i parkour without meaning too or to a different spot than where i meant too, but otherwise it is an incredibly fun game to climb around in.

The collectables. Just the variety in which you hunt, collect, save and steal different things is incredible and it never feels tedious for me to go around and get everything.

The different tools you get is amazing and better yet the fact you don't need a single one to do something. You can use a smoke bomb or a noisemaker to distract the guards, but you can also hide and whistle for the same results. It lets you be very creative in how to approach a challenge.

The setting is incredible and Baghdad is such a vibrant city to explore with it architecture and people. I know that some things are not historically accurate, but that most details are educated guesses or included for a rare chance to show an aspect of a minroty rarely seen just shows the love the devs poured into this rendition of the past.

Things i hate:

The micro transactions. They are so pointless and all of them could have been collectable/earned through gameplay instead of real money.

The rest of the map. Though the city of Baghdad is vibrant and full of life, i feel the rest of the map is very dull and though some spots have secrets to be discovered, most of it is just empty space with no purpose.

The length of the game with all it's collectibles. Though i praised it for the many different things you could collect, it also pads out the game to a deegree that i haven't finished it yet because i want to 100% it and i spent over 60 hours just running around trying to find everything(there was no handy map when it came out). And still i am missing alot of things in the Wilderness, the emptiest region of the map. This game could have had half the collectibles and it would still be an incredible singleplayer game, more reminiscent of the games of old.

Overall, though i have not finished Mirage yet, i have immensly enjoyed it and feel safe to give it a 7/10. Probably won't play it again after i'm done, but it will most likely leave me with mostly positive memories(depending on how it ends, still don't know the ending XD).

So these are all the AC games i've played and as you can see i still got loads more to play. XD I am looking forward to Black Flag alot and hopefully it will be just as fun as everyone says it is. ^^ Thanks for reading my review, this took me like 3 hours to wrote. XD

What are your favorite 3-5 things about each Assassin's Creed game (can be anything from design, graphics, story, characters etc.) and some things you hate about each? (And tag some friends to share as well!)

I will try to keep these as short as possible.

Assassin’s Creed

What I love:

Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad

The atmosphere and setting

The focus on the mystery for both the Third Crusades and the Modern Day

Everything the Rafiq of Damascus says

What I hate:

THERE IS NO SUBTITLE. Who in Ubisoft thought that would be a fucking good idea???

Altaïr can’t swim and I have accidentally made him jump into the waters more times than I can count.

At least tell me which part of the map I haven’t gotten the goddamn flag is.

Assassin’s Creed 2

What I love:

The prologue with the Auditores. It really makes the tragedy all the more impactful.

Armor of Altaïr!

That one trick where you can snipe your target from the rooftops by killing other guards and making him go to that specific location. XD

Punch out with the pope in Vatican.

Desmond kicking ass in the ending.

What I hate:

Fuck you Thieves’ Guild Challenges and your fucking time limits.

Actually, fuck all time limit based challenges, I’m talking to you, yeah, you, Assassin Tombs challenges. If it wasn’t for my desire to have the Armor of Altaïr and getting the plat I would have had the strength to ignore you.

Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood

What I love:

Assassin recruits and how they can do your job for you.

I will forever love how my friend tried to get me to play AC Brotherhood by showing me how I can whack people using a broom XD

Claudia becoming an Assassin <3

What I hate:

The fall of Monteriggioni TTATT

The loss of the Armor of Altaïr TTATT

Fuck you, Cesare.

Assassin’s Creed Revelations

What I love:

Altaïr.

Darim.

Altaïr being an old man going for a walk while Masyaf is under attack and just summoning ghost Assassins to take care of the Mongols XD

All of Altaïr’s memory seals in general.

Ezio’s new outfit. Fuuurrrr.

That CGI opening. Say what you want about Ubisoft, they’re one of video game companies who make the best CGI videos and trailers.

Ezio singing in that minstrel outfit XD

Ezio finally seeing Desmond’s ‘picture’

What I hate:

Yusuf’s death TTATT

Sofia ending up as a damsel in distress in the final act. At least she got to drive the getaway wagon.

Altaïr dying all alone in an empty library TTATT

Assassin’s Creed 3

What I love:

Ratonhnhaké:ton, precious boi

Ratonhnhaké:ton and Haytham having different counters and finishers. It really shows how different they move and fight.

Being able to play as Desmond!

Desmond using the Apple to force the guards to kill Vidic then using it on anyone who tries to attack him.

What I hate:

That board game. I never understood how to play it.

The unchangeable end of Ratonhnhaké:ton’s people.

William Miles in general.

Juno in general.

The ending TTATT

Assassin’s Creed Black Flag

What I love:

100% sync means Edward must pickpocket the Templars while they were talking about their plans which meant he canonically pickpocket’ed them.

Sea shanties.

The sailing gameplay in general.

Freedom Cry!

What I hate:

Blackbeard’s and Mary’s death.

I love how this shows the end of the Pirates’ Golden Age but goddamn, I hate how most of them died. I cried at the ending when Anne was singing and it shows all the friends they lost.

The reminder that even that hopeful ending of Edward and Jenny sailing back to England and the epilogue with young Haytham is nothing but a prologue to the tragedy that would soon follow Haytham’s childhood.

Assassin’s Creed Rogue

What I love:

Mortars. Rain of fire! Just keep firing mortars while strafing even if Morrigan is underleveled!

Grenade launcher and just berserking everyone and letting them take care of everything.

Hope Jensen and her Assassin robes.

What I hate:

How Shay wouldn’t have defected if they had just all sat down and fucking talked to one another.

Fucking pigeons.

Hope’s death TTATT

Adéwalé’s death TTATT

Learning my PS4 controller cannot fully tilt so Shay was never sprinting after I almost gave up on the final mission because I couldn’t catch up to Liam and I only knew about it after switching to the controller that never recognize me pressing the ‘down’ button ever and finally seeing Shay sprint for the first time.

Assassin’s Creed Unity

What I love:

Arno, the poor wet silly man.

How it shows a different kind of Assassins and Templars with the Assassins actually trying to stop the revolution while the Templars are off having a civil war with the moderates and the radicals.

The detective sidequests.

How Paris changes as the main story is progressed and the Revolution starts in full swing.

Getting the Eagle of Suger before finishing the main game and dlc and using it to make open combat easier (and one I usually wrongly write as Sugar)

What I hate:

Germaine as the final antagonist felt meh for me.

The cliché love interest dies in his arms that Ubisoft is very fond of.

Being unable to see the most horrifying glitches first hand XD

Okay, in all seriousness, how the whole trailer of Arno and the three Assassins was just a promotion for the multiplayer aspect. It would have been nice if they were part of the storyline as well.

Chevalier de Leon being a sidequest character only :(

Assassin’s Creed Syndicate

What I love:

Evie and her chameleon stealth skill XD

Jack the Ripper DLC

Everything about the Kenway manor.

Desmond the Dog <3

Lydia’s missions and the map.

What I hate:

Having to get 1st place on the carriage horses to get the platinum

The ending of the modern day where Rebecca gets shot and it's just… taken care of in the background later on.

This being the final game we see Juno being a threat and then she gets off’ed in the comics.

Assassin’s Creed Origins

What I love:

Bayek in general

Bayek using the Apple to bash a man’s head repeatedly

The cat sidequest XD

The fact that you can do the loot boxes using ingame currencies that they never implemented in Odyssey or Valhalla.

Discovery Mode.

Unicamel

What I hate:

Khemu’s death :(

Cleopatra betraying them. I knew it was going to happen, I still hated it though.

Ubisoft deciding to change how Amunet killed Cleopatra from actively killing her to just handing her the poison so she could kill herself.

Not being able to change Aya’s gear in her missions. I’d even be okay to locking it so I can only pick the so many twin daggers I have in my inventory!

Assassin’s Creed Odyssey

What I love:

Kassandra shoving the cyclop’s eye in a goat’s ass and having a trophy pop up if you kill the actual goat and get the eye back.

Barnabas

The fire armor and weapon set that lets me kill enemies 10+ levels above me by just watching them burn.

The 'you fucked my padre and killed my madre' sidequest

What I hate:

Brasidas’ death TTATT

Phoebe’s death TTATT

I am so tired of the portrayal of Hades and Persephone’s relationship as being toxic and abusive.

Assassin’s Creed Valhalla

What I love:

Hytham

Being able to upgrade Ravensthorpe.

Orlog… I don’t know why but I enjoyed it.

France DLC with the semi-sandbox way you can assassinate targets.

What I hate:

Fuck the rock physics of this game.

The reason they decided to give Eivor so she would leave Ravensthorpe in the final chapter.

Actually, Final Chapter in general. The only thing I enjoyed in that one is learning Hytham is now teaching his own recruits.

Ragnarok DLC being a separate DLC that isn’t covered by the Season Pass.

(I haven’t finished Mirage yet so I can’t add it here, sorry)

uuuhhh, I guess I'll tag... @saberamane, and @thedragonqueen1998?