#hi lmfaooooo

[grlwondr]

hi go follow my insta idk if i will post much on here

[sweet-tangerine-dreams]

I think the funniest thing about the sandman is how Dream is just trying to keep the world from literally falling apart and everyone just wants to fucking kill him LMFAO like give the man a BREAKKKK

[erwinsvow]

“Angst” but actually it’s just reader seeing Rafe’s buzz cut for the first time lol

- 💓

"what did you do?" you cry out, a horrible, anguished look taking over your pretty face. he doesn't think he's ever seen you so distraught, except maybe that time you walked in on him punching the squishmallows that live on your bed.

rafe runs a hand through his freshly buzzed hair, rolling his eyes at your reaction.

"it's summer. fuckin' hot as hell. and it was getting too long, anyways-"

"no it wasn't!" you cry out, and for a second, he wonders if you're actually about to sob over his haircut. "it was perfect. i loved your hair like that."

"okay, calm down-"

"don't tell me to calm down! you didn't even ask me-" you huff, but he cuts you off.

"ask you?"

"i'm your girlfriend. don't you care about my feelings? do you even care about me?"

"woah, kid, it's just hair-"

you calm down eventually, but still make a pouty face every time you turn to look at rafe for the rest of the day. later that night in bed, you curl up against him.

"how am i gonna play with your hair now?"

"you can still play with it."

"no i can't. ugh," you groan, burying your head into his chest. another thought pours into your head. "what am i gonna grab when we do stuff?"

rafe tilts your head up with his fingers.

"what stuff?" your face burns.

"you know. stuff."

"use your words, kid."

"ugh. when you.. y'know.. go down on me," you end up murmuring quietly, burying your face again.

"why don't we test it out then, hm?"

[yrsonpurpose]

Mary & George | FYC Panel

[corneredcopia]

FADEL KNOWS😭

Stobotnik divorce transcends our private bubble

[rystiel]

well that’s one way to come out i guess

[mayxo-hxh]

I think the anime really undersells how fucking insane Illumi's tranformations really are. Do you see this??? His bones are literally going to rip his face off. I got no fucking idea how his skin was holding on through this (probably reinforced with nen). Lets not get started on the PAIN. Illumi himself said that shit hurts. Good God Illumi is INSANE......

AND THIS GUY IS LIKE "this is so fun to watch<3" BROTHER KFNSKJBFBFKSF ID GET MAD ANXIETY WATCHING THAT

[annypuff]

cap'n

[fabbyf1]

to everyone who is concerned about lestappen fics going away now that kelly is pregnant... how many fics is she actually even mentioned in? she has been around for so long and we just pretend she doesn't exist when we write fanfic. (my ao3 word count is 659,152 and she isn't mentioned ONCE.) nothing has to change. it's all fiction and make believe. let's continue to be delusional like the veteran larry stans we are, okay? 😂😂😂

[dumplingsjinson]

“Stop it!” Character A says, giggling softly as Character B brushes their fingers along their spine; arches their back and the front of their body towards Character B involuntarily because of how sensitive and ticklish they are there. 

Character B stops for a second, then chuckles softly. “What, are you sensitive there?” they ask, tone with a light, teasing lilt to it, and Character A nods, shying away from Character B’s gaze.

“Mmm, I’m just a little ticklish there is all,” they murmur, shifting a little to get themselves into a more comfortable position. 

“Ahh,” Character B murmurs, a mischievous grin decorating their lips. “Well, if that gets you arching your back for me…” They reach out, brushing their fingers along Character A’s spine again, and Character A lets out a soft gasp, back arching out of their own will. “Then I think it’s a win, no? I think I can use this to my advantage, hm?” 

[space-buggie]

evil timeline where twitter exists in 1989

[vaggieslefteye]

HAZBIN HOTEL (2024): 1x04 - "Masquerade"

[twistedappletree]

Arranged marriage zhuiling AU where instead of being arranged to marry each other, Jiang Cheng keeps trying to set Jin Ling up with random girls from other clans after Jin Ling mentions he’s interested in marrying ‘someone’ because he doesn’t know Jin Ling meant Lan Sizhui, so Jin Ling keeps doing the most ridiculously annoying and unappealing things to scare off every girl who comes to Koi Tower and Jiang Cheng is ripping his hair out because you little brat, you said you wanted to get married???

Eventually, both of them are so exhausted from the miscommunication that Jiang Cheng investigates and finally finds out what’s wrong, then tells Jin Ling he has one more potential spouse for him to meet. Jin Ling is a pouting lackluster mess over it until his entire world stops when the doors to Koi Tower open and Lan Sizhui walks through.

[brutalitybunny]

i truly love....... pompadours

[zeb-z]

blue brokering a deal about stopping using enchants for their armor after roier burns all of tubbo’s and etoile’s things, thinking they’ll have to fight for red to agree, only for red to instantly take the deal because they‘ve never had any actual enchants in the first place

[rystiel]

he’s so me—Sorry what who said that ???????