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saw the original and had to make a kiryu version
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The forbidden smooth Machete.
A lot of his head is just fluff, without it he's even more noodly than usual.
#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#art#artists on tumbr#Machete#anthro#sighthound#dogs#canine#animals#sorry I'm currently just in a constant state of being behind the schedule with several things#I haven't had the time and energy to draw much of anything#and when I do I choose to give you this#lotsa neck surprisingly limited brain space on this lad#sometimes I think the mane kind of masks his sighthound features but underneath he's got those typical aerodynamic greyhound shapes
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drawpile with the gang
i think the three of them should kiss
#my art#dungeon meshi#chilshi#chilchuck tims#senshi#extra thanks to cab and paes for being as insane as i am#i'm still annoying sorry. sorry. sorry sory#i dont think i need to clarify but thats chilchucks wife. in the one with marci and the last one. thats his wife. his wife.#pots n picks#Chilchuck sandwich
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THE SAD TRUTH: i think they would both be far too susceptible to the weed that makes you scared to smoke regularly in college
#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#ford pines#stanford pines#sorry i'm addicted to drawing fiddleford in a tank top. it will happen again but next time you'll be able to see his small naturals
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why does he straddle Paradox like that? he's such a whore
#wade's getting cucked#or maybe he likes watching his gf work#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool & wolverine#poolverine#deadpool#deadpool x wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#wolverine#hugh jackman#deadclaws#i'm sorry for my unhinged comments
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The twins really took one look at Ernesto's flags and said 'red is my favourite colour'
#yes I'm using his english name#I'm sorry Fellow fans#if it makes it any better I headcannon he has like 20 different names#twst#twisted wonderland#is my art
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Alfred totally brags about the kids in public, simultaneously shading Bruce who cannot defend himself using Batman:
Alfred: "Master Duke was a Gotham Genius Grant finalist at 12, and Miss Gordon holds multiple degrees." *side eyes Bruce*
Bruce:
Or
"Oh, Master Dick restored the car himself, he's got a phenomenal skill with automobiles, much like the late Dr.Wayne himself."
Outsider: "Too bad it skipped you, huh Bruce? Can't even change a spare tire."
Bruce: *seething quietly* "I wonder where he gets it."
And
A visitor to Wayne Manor: "These are lovely portraits."
Alfred: "The work of Master Damian, he's practically a prodigy. It's a relief that someone in the family is appreciative of the arts."
Bruce: "I appreciate art--"
Alfred: "Twelve years of piano lessons and nothing to show for it."
Later in the Cave
Bruce: "I appreciate art."
Alfred: "Apologies Master Bruce, it's a little hard to see things around here as you seem to think black is the last remaining colour in the world."
Bruce:
#obviously this is a world where many more people are aware that Alfred raised Bruce so more leeway than an employer-employee situation#alfred pennyworth#I'm having a lot of fun with his textposts#sorry to anyone that's an Alfred crit#This is fanon alfred#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#batfamily#dick grayson#batposting
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ghost getting himself a cute, soft girl he doesn't talk about much but is clearly obsessed with and price just thinks it's nice he's finally settled down, approves of the home he's made for himself, definitely approves of the one he's taken for himself.
soap asks kyle if he's seen you and he says, "yep. lovely bird he's got tucked away in her little dollhouse. makes great food, too." soap swears there's a subtle shift in his tone when he says "lovely", a hint of something deeper that flickers in his eyes for just a moment. soap simply sucks on his teeth, letting it slide. (although he knows that kyle's always been one to appreciate the good things in life.)
interest gnaws at him, a persistent itch he can't scratch. price likes you just fine, as does kyle. well what about him? he decides to bite the bullet and goes to simon with a knot between his brows, the corners of his lips tugged downwards. they've shared clothes, bullets, beds. if the other two got to meet you, why can't he?
"ya can come over for dinner on tonight. she'd 'ave my neck if she didn't formally meet ya anyway."
soap then asks, out of genuine curiosity more than anything else, if simon would have kept you in the dark from him hadn't he brought you up himself.
"ya meet 'er when i want ya to, boy, and not a moment before." the tone he takes is unmistakeable. his words are a command, not a suggestion, and soap instantly knows to not push further.
soap nods. "ah'll be there."
"course ya will. she'd be terribly disappointed otherwise."
yeah, he'd hate to have that.
soap sits in the living room, the soft glow of the lamp casting a warm light over the cozy place. with a full stomach and an unfastened belt, nursing a glass of kentucky. he can't remember the last time he ate that well or that much.
maybe it's the alcohol that loosens his tongue, or the fact that he wishes he also had a sweet little thing to keep at his side just like simon's doing with you now, but the thoughts he's been mulling over all evening since he first saw you tumble out of his mouth.
"while ah can attest to yer taste in sweethearts, can't say much about your alcohol. bourbon, LT?" he says, chest warm.
simon's arm tightens around your hips, fingers splayed possessively over your thigh. he shrugs, completely unbothered by the backhanded compliment. "can't be perfect in everythin', can we, sergeant?"
soap's cheeks burn furiously hot when you come to his defense with a smack of your palm onto simon's chest. "be nice to johnny. he's got a face that make up for some of his other flaws."
the teasing lilt in your voice unashamedly gets his southern blood pumping. he can't help it if certain things stir when someone as pretty as you look at him like that. soap swirls the amber liquid gently in the glass while keeping his limpid eyes on you, not even trying to hide the fact that his gaze hasn't wavered since your cheeky little comment.
you then whisper something in simon's ear, your cupped hand not even half the size of his head and soap has to rearrange himself from the outside when your teeth catch your bottom lip. simon looks up at you then, eyes heavy and half lidded, and a smirk plays at the corners of his mouth.
"'m not sure, love. you'll just 'ave to ask 'im yourself. go on."
you open that sweet mouth of yours, but simon cuts you off with a decisive wave of his hand. "no. you know how to ask for things."
your reaction to that is visceral, and you're on your knees faster than his alcohol-muddled brain can comprehend. don't look down 'er shirt, don't look down 'er shirt, don't-
"johnny, will you touch my pussy?"
he splutters at your question, completely taken aback, but it seems you're not done just yet.
"hands to yourself, sergeant. tha' not all."
you pout at simon, one that earns you a look that promises consequence, but do as he says.
"will you touch my pussy, johnny? pretty please?"
#this got away from me sorry yall!!!#yeah i had so debated having ghost be like nope pricentaught ya better than that but#simon seems the type to get things done on the first time#either you learn or your arsecheeks learn#something will give soon enough#price says he's coming back for seconds tomorrow#kyle gets his on saturday#all for one strikes AGAIN i'm afraid#simon ghost riley x you#simon ghost riley x reader#x f!reader#simon ghost riley#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#soaps shaken after in the group chat like yall uh yall got dessert too or-#simon ghost riley smut
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I'm onto something I'm telling you
#I'M SORRY THIS IS INCREDIBLY FUNNY TO ME#tintin#phoenix wright#ace attorney#the adventures of tintin#hergé#bande dessinée#gyakuten saiban#naruhodo ryuichi#meme#shitpost#venn diagram#peevesie speaks#original content#i like how they were both meant as reader/player insertish characters#and then everyone went ''what's his backstory why is he Like That i'm so concerned''#i love fandom#this venn diagram was originally made like. last year i think#this is the updated version
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💍❤️🔥✨ hair-over-flames in love!
thanks to @thatskindarough for the idea ily buddy<3
#good omens#good omens 2#crowley#aziraphale#good omens s2#ineffable husbands#gos2#art#artist on tumblr#digital artist#artists on tumblr#the tittle is a joke idk if people will get it (it's like head-over-heels in love but since his hair goes up in flames...yeaah hehehahajoke#good omens aziraphale#good omens crowley#good omens fan art#good omens fanart#good omens season 1#good omens season 3#good omens season 2#good omens comic#goodomens#good omens brainrot#good omens fluff#I'm also trying to see if any of these tags actually do something so sorry if there's too many lmfao
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mary jane's husband and his boyfriend
#if i have the energy part 2 of this would be MJ having to comfort PB through his existential crush#spider man: across the spider verse#miguel o'hara#peter b parker#hello tumblr people#i'll start slowly posting stuff here too#mostly for archiving#so sorry if i'm not too responsive!#the @ in the comics are tecotit bc that's my twt side account and i didn't think i'd post it here woops#also twt locked me out of my tecochet acc for some reason#thanks elon........#teco draws
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this made me feel ill. chapter 2 vs chapter 6.
#i made this a year ago and forgot about it#i wish i had not remembered#anyways do you like his outfit is he cunty or what#I'M NAUSEATED#i can't get over this i'm sorry#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan
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He loved her immediately I'm gonna cry
#and I'm probably projecting a little too much#but idk#the first thing he said to her was her outfit was cute#and he took her in without question#his only hesitation was if it was against her wishes#he let her call him Daddy if/when she felt comfortable doing so#and she started doing it immediately#they were all the other really had#Trucy has Very Complicated Feelings about Zak but she can love Phoenix without question#sorry I'm being emotional#Phoenix Wright#Trucy Wright#ace attorney#turnabout succession
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testing new brushes
#lefty reveal!!! lmao#sorry if it's ooc for kurt... i'm still kinda learning his character :]#i just think hes kinda babygirl...#logurt#kurt wagner#nightcrawler#logan howlett#wolverine#xmen#suggestive#marvel#my art
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it's because i wouldn't let you kill the bounty hunter isn't it
#he's so mean 2 me#bg3#baldurs gate 3#astarion#bg3 tav#these files were titled 'asstarion' on my computer#that'll show him#managed to redress my finger so i can draw#but seeing as this is my first time drawing asstarion i'm not gonna go full lineart and colour#it was fun though he's got a great face#hate drawing his hair though#sorry you don't want to fuck me astarion#sorry you don't have good taste 😤#also i gave my tav pure black eyes and now every time he frowns it looks like he's got these big puppydog eyes i love him so much
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Zelda Reacts Part 2 : a comic series where Zelda reacts differently depending on which armour Link is wearing.
Wow, I received. A LOT. of requests. hahaha the response for the first one was overwhelming in the best way!! but I have ideas for so many more so if you requested something chances are I'll be doing it at some point.
*ahem* also, I CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR THIS OK!! I was left unsupervised with drawing implements!!
Part 1: Rubber <<< >>> Part 3: Vai
#yea she's looking at his butt#i'm sorry not sorry#zelda loves her cake#i'll take myself to jail for these tags#the legend of zelda#loz botw#legend of zelda#botw#loz comic#botw fancomic#botw comic#botwfanart#loz fanart#loz memes#zelink#link fanart#zelda fanart#comics#headcanon#thesadpuffin#polarbeararts
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