#hey-look-a-squirrel

[adhd-chaos-queen]

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Not to be stereotypical, but if I see a squirrel, I will announce it, no matter who I'm with, what the topic is and who is talking atm... 😅

Squirrels are cute, and everyone should know if there is one in the close proximity...

I mean, seeing a squirrel makes everyone happy, right?

Source: Happened yesterday. Was in the middle of a sentence and saw one and immediatly was like: "Oh, look, a squirrel!"

[splitting-infinities]

To the fat squirrel sitting upright, legs all splayed out in the fading light

who watched me, intent, eating a snack, for ten minutes while i watered plants you've won your foul game clearly, you knew you'd eaten the hosta my mom grew

i'm entertainment to you, a stooge failing to stop you, mean squirrel scrooge

but tides will soon turn - last laugh is mom's: your face is now on tumblr.com 😈

[puppyeared]

adhd comix

[seriously-mike]

Thou shalt be sidetracked by bullshit every goddamn time.

It's amazing how Bethesda allowed that line, which is a fairly exact paraphrase of my usual mockery of their game design, and that is:

I'm on The Quest! I'm on The Quest! I'm on... HEY LOOK, A SQUIRREL!

I mean, it's like that in every goddamn game of theirs. Whether it's a dilapidated house right off the road you're going down, a mysterious catacomb entrance at the bottom of a hill or an oil rig on a frozen moon where you just dropped by to stock up on minerals, there's enough bullshit to get sidetracked by for hours. Instead of doing the main quest (which usually sucks shit, because nobody in Bethesda can write) you spot a squirrel, follow it into the woods and find a shitton of locations and sidequests entirely by accident.

[pollenallergie]

What if i just drew you and billy what then 👉👈 I hope this is good! and i wish you a good day!!🥺💛

sofotpthduwhehjsudus stop oh my god this is my new favourite thing sldndkdjjfbf oh my god?!?!?!?!?!? this is the best thing that’s ever happened to me??!?!?!?! i’m so fucking sjdnrjbebawbbfndjdje oh my god!!! thank you so much!!!! oh my- this is the best!!! it’s so good!! it’s lovely!!!! you’re lovely!!! thank you so much!! oh my god!! this actually brought tears to my eyes (in a good way)!! i love this so much!!! shjsnansmsksm i am giving you so many virtual hugs rn you have no idea. thank you so much 🥹🥹🥹🥹

i wish i could meet you irl just so i could give you the biggest, bestest hug ever!!! you’re so sweet!! seriously, thank you so much for this!!! this is the nicest thing anyone’s done for me in a long time!!! i can’t thank you enough! this is beautiful!!! i’ll cherish it forever! thank you so much!

[hardtchill]

Tobin looks like she hangs on to every word Christen says in the episodes so maybe this was more so a quip in general about their relationship? I think Christen did say “in general” too so maybe hahaha

People don't like it when i say this but Tobin is literally the ADHD stereotype of someone telling her something and after 3 words completely zoning out because her brain is making a million connections already. Also her getting very excited and trying very hard not to interrupt Chris during the show (and failing) is very funny.

[invinciblerodent]

I don't typically like to send him off skulking alone, but I'm afraid there is literally no funnier outcome to this quest than to have a sentient printing press yell "YOU'RE NOT EVEN THAT HOT, DUMBASS!" at Astarion specifically.

What'd my boy even do to deserve this treatment

..... besides the Atrocities.

But, he only snuck down there to sabotage the free press for entirely selfish reasons!! And it's already been sabotaged before, so it's technically counter-sabotage, which is, like, practically a good deed, is it not???

(no worries, his sort-of-gf did greet him on the surface with a "you glorious scoundrel, you, you magnificent panther of a man! ❤️" and a big ol' kiss on his sneaky lil face.)

[stupid-2012tmnt-pics]

swapped autism for adhd

[aedelia]

Mission Impossible Squirrel

[villainsidestep]

got sad abt fawn’s little motel room again 😞

[lifeserieswarriors]

sunfeather & maui!

[horce-divorce]

I really wanted to list some stuff for sale in my kofi shop today but my dad moved communal shit w/o telling anyone again and now I can't find my mailer envelopes... >_>

[olivethetiger]

Life is full of so much more joy when you notice how pretty the shapes of leaves are and shit. I can’t tell you how many times my day has been genuinely made better because I stopped and watched a squirrel for a minute

Not to sound like a fuckin hippie but please for the love of god start noticing and appreciating the natural world around you. You don’t have to go hike the entire Appalachian trail or anything and I get that not everyone has access to the outdoors for various reasons, but just fucking … look around you when you’re outside. Notice the sky and the sun and the birds and creatures. Start caring about them. I’m begging you.

[squeakitties]

being very online but not Mainstream Online is so perplexing. wake up one day. timeline blowing up because allegedly popular streamer Dingleberry Dan was revealed to be blending small woodland creatures into his daily protein shakes every day for 7 years. you look him up. Dingleberry Dan is the all time most popular Bejeweled Deluxe and Snhebbles Return streamer in the world. he has 67 million subscribers on youtube and 41 million followers on twitter. there are countless friends on your timeline going "i'm absolutely mortified about Dingleberry Dan's horrible critter emulsification atrocities" and "i'm really not at all surprised about Dingleberry Dan's behavior but still disappointed" in 50/50 equal measure. and in 3 days people with the 🆖 emoji in their handle will defend him like their life depends on it by saying he's integral to internet culture and he's being unfairly cancelled. and then in like 4-5 years people will occasionally bring up "hey remember when Dingleberry Dan straight up admitted to turning bunnies and squirrels into slurry every day and people still kept supporting him and he's still a multimillionaire" but nothing really happens other than that

[seriously-mike]

I wanted an image of a squirrel in a spacesuit to promote my Starfield livestreams. Out of four, this one reminded me of @prokopetz - it's not a gerbil, but hey, how many rodents can you fit in a human-sized spacesuit? That man knows the answer.

(why a squirrel? I say that Bethesda games are full of distractions, they're like "I'm on The Quest! I'm on The Quest! I'm on... HEY LOOK, A SQUIRREL!")

[photosyntheticspace]

which plants taste like wasabi?

Black mustard! :D

It's invasive as hell in my area, so it's encouraged to pull it up. But the leaves taste almost exactly like wasabi, with the added benefit of not burning for as long as actual wasabi! Also extremely funny to turn to whoever you're on a walk with and go "hey watch this" and just eat a leaf from the plant you're walking next to lol