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the club sucked so bad so me and my pikmin are going home due to aforementioned club being so sucks

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im giving her three smooches

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what are Lauren's channel points called, and are there any unique or noteworthy ways to spend them?

gravel, but specifically the colorful artificial gravel used in novelty fish tanks (conch is kept in one in lore)

viewers can spend gravel to prompt lauren to drink water, alongside such novelties as dropping what she's doing and playing Deep Rock Galactic or watching famous youtube poop Speedfolded again

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sorry but you have been added to a "suspected agere" blocklist for making a suspicious amount of explain like i'm 5 posts. no im not stalking you im regular, unlike you

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What?

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as a rody toy

i will spread

rody joy!!!

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guy invites me over thinking were gonna fuck but i just instantly get attached to this cute staple remover on his desk and im like giggleing and paying attention to it and hes high key getting jealous over this staple remover and he starts like casually picking staples out of things with his fingers hoping i notice and hes like, oh this haha i just do it for fun yea i havent used that staple remover in years but he gets cut off cus he notices im not even paying attention cus im like pricking my finger on the thing now and sucking the blood off cutely and blushing and shit

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my mom, super hesitant to try unagi: but... isn't it eel... which is Weird...

me: eel is just Long Fish

my mom: [visibly resolved of fear in an instant] Oh Ok *takes a bite and loves it*

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New mouse girl from Interspecies Reviewers feels like she’d do numbers on tumblr.

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excellent news for fans of lesbians with disparate color schemes: image today

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Cartoon Cowboy Boy NAmed Beebbop Di Beppo. His Signater Cactch Phrase: “Hah… Guess I Shotcha”

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OPEN ADOPTS!! Another collab with @nikodart 💜

Dm me or comment to claim them!!

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pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

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