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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE TWINNNSSSS
(i’m not late shush)
#hey patrick#what#i thought of something funnier than 24#lemme hear it#25!#gravity falls#gravity falls art#dipper pines#dipper pines art#mabel pines#mabel pines art#digital art#art#pines twins
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I swear they did this on purpose.
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"don't mind me, I'm watching you two from the closet, wishing to be the friction in your jeans" is a hell of a line and it gets better when Patrick dances to it and does The Thing.
#hey patrick#youre bringing lots of old songs and that...#wanna bring an old dancey?#ple.sae#fall out boy#fob#patrick stump#sugar we're goin down
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Great sketches!
more minecraft sketches
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#Guess what my favorite sketch is here#ENGLISH OR SPANISH#mah bois: frozen#sus caseoh: *moves* CAN I GET A HOYAAAA?#me: AYOO-#those who know:💀#@𝓡💗:When i get angry my friends hold me back at school be im kinda strong and sometimes if I'm really angry my eyes turn half red r#😍#😛#😁#🥹#😘#🤗#🤨#☹️#😢#let him cook#holy mother#Wait a second... 😨 tell me There Will be real monkeypox in 2024! 😱 This makes me scary! i can't survive this i Will cry... H#hehe#haha#😆#movement#hey Patrick#I thought of something funnier than 24#25#001000010010100101010001010#beautiful and funny and nice
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this is, honest to god, one of the funniest ads ive seen in a long time.
#patrick stewart#hey arnold#reno 911#halo#creed#pepa pig#dora the explorer#Knuckles#surivor#drew berrymore#wtf#peacock#funny#video#football#super bowl
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he shouldn’t like it this much.
that’s all patrick is thinking as art’s warm, unsure mouth works its way onto his painfully hard cock. your voice coos in art’s reddened ear, manicured hand tugging and swirling his blonde curls. you’re guiding him, teaching him how to open up his throat and take all 8 inches of patrick.
art’s tongue slides over patrick’s weeping tip, causing the brunette to squirm and nearly growl. you see patrick’s hand twitch on the chair’s wooden arm, and he hears you ask something out of earshot to the blonde boy. he’s hesitant for a moment before he nods, letting you peel patrick’s calloused hand off of the arm and place in on art’s head. naturally—instinctively—patrick’s hand twists and pulls on the golden tresses.
“go ahead and lick from the base to the top, yeah, good. he likes that, angel,” you’re scratching the nape of art’s neck with one hand and patrick’s muscly thigh with the other, both parties being grateful for the extra stimulation.
he shouldn’t like it this much. he shouldn’t be this close to cumming. this is wrong, and he knows it. he has tashi and you have art and this is all wrong; but the taboo of it all just makes him hotter and hotter hotter—and now he’s cumming down arts throat without warning.
he doesn’t even realize how far and hard he’s slammed his friends head down onto him, choked gasps and pleads weaving with his squirming thighs and your nipping on his chest and neck. patrick only realizes what he’s done when his best friend looks prettier than he’s ever looked with tears in his eyes and his cum dribbling from his pink lips. he wanted to push him onto his chest and make him sob, let you watch, if you wanted—tashi, too.
he shook the thoughts away as he wiped the spend from art’s lip and stuck it into his own mouth, making eye contact with you.
and when it’s all over, your praises don’t ever end, only after you’ve all bathed and patrick’s been dropped off back home to an unsuspecting tashi and art falls asleep on your chest do you let your voice go out.
you think you’ll invite your favorite brunette lady next time, for you felt rather lonely with your two boys.
#.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪⚝₊ ⊹˚ 𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐚 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐬 !#hey hey hey#first challengers👍👍#patrick zweig#art donaldson smut#art donaldson#challengers#challengers smut#art donaldson x reader#art donaldson imagine#patrick zweig x reader#tashi duncan#patrick zweig smut#zendaya smut#mike faist#mike faist smut#josh o'connor#josh o’connor smut#tashi duncan smut#kaia writes patrick#kaia writes art#artsy nd tricky🎾
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im supposed 2 love u
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don't you know that the kids aren't al- kids aren't alright?
#hey guys#hey g. hi#im still not over tkaa#also i spent on this two days for no fucking reason#fob#fall out boy#patrick stump#pete wentz#andy hurley#joe trohman
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making of sugar pt. 2
#my brain: hey thats the most crinkley crunchy 240p vid uve ever seen in yr life. gif it#and i say hey yea great idea#fall out boy#patrick stump#my gif#fobedit#fobgif
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can i come over and stare at you like this
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want ur attention
#fobedit#peterick#patrick stump#pete wentz#fob#fall out boy#anni edits#i've always loved taptaptaptap#but there's so many other cute bits here lol#hey hey hey hey pete hey
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hngnngngnng sweet and easy universe……
need Pat to fuck you and tease you about how he knows you’re thinking about Art even while Patrick is stuffed deep inside your little pussy. He’s so mean, teasing about how Art isn’t going to be as deep as he is, he’s not going to know what the fuck to do with pussy this tight, this wet, this sweet.
It’s adorable that you don’t even care that Art’s not going to fuck you better than Patrick can. You’re in love with each other. But Patrick doesn’t have to love you to make you feel good, he just has to love your pussy <3
Well yes! 😁🫶
well. yes. (again, had to break the laptop out for this ur so yummy)
"a terrible sweetness" (a patrick interlude)
tags: patrick zweig x fem reader, p in v, mild daddy kink, implied patrick zweig x art donaldson, implied art donaldson x fem reader. nsfw. minors DNI.
You didn't ever mean to fuck him more than once. Patrick was supposed to be a hookup, a momentary balm to soothe your seemingly insatiable need. He's a frat party fever dream, a fantasy through amber-coloured glass. And he's a saved contact on your phone and a text message at one in the morning:
patrick (frat) 1:47 am
in town, wyd?
So you start to fuck him a little more regularly. With Art's permission, of course, you're a lot of things, but you're not a cheater, for fucks' sakes. It's weird for Art, grabbing lunch with Patrick knowing he's been inside Art's girlfriend, and probably will again before his weekend visit is over. But he almost likes it. Because that's his Patrick and his girl. You've managed to inextricably connect two of the most important people to him, and by having both Tashi and her boyfriend, you've tied the final knot. The four of you, all tied together because you can't keep your pretty hands to yourself.
"You're thinking about him again, aren't you?" Patrick taunts, scissoring his fingers open inside you.
Some days, he doesn't bother with much prep - the tight feeling of him bullying inside you, your walls struggling to accommodate the sheer size of him, is dizzyingly addictive - but there are nights where it's like he can read your mind, and he finds sick satisfaction in drawing things out so he can tease you. About Art, his Art, his sweet Artie, your lovely, doting, idiot boyfriend, who, for all the goodness in the world, wouldn't ever be able to fuck you like Patrick does.
And he likes knowing he's caused all of this. Patrick knows Art better than Art knows himself. Fucking you is like fucking a part of Art by proxy, and the fact that you're both thinking about him is almost laughable.
"I'm always thinking about him," you return, balling your hands up in your sheets.
He's got you splayed out on your bed, his body between your spread legs, his hand reaching between your bodies to fuck in and out of you with two quick, strong fingers. Patrick's head is right above yours - you could have kissed him, if you wanted. But that's not really what he's for, sweet presses of lips while you 'make love'. Patrick is for the clash of teeth and tongues while you fuck. His eyes are impossibly beautiful, bluish green, the pupils ringed with a sunburst of hazel and gold.
"So am I," Patrick spits back, and it makes you clench around him, hearing confirmation of that single unifying detail, the single nexus between the two of you.
Art.
"But he can't fuck you like I can," Patrick continues roughly.
He pulls his fingers from you, much to your disappointment. (And excitement: not cumming on Patrick's hands just means you'll cum more around his cock.) He brings the slick, shiny digits to your lips, smiling roughly at you.
"Clean that off for me, will ya, doll?"
Patrick likes that he can treat you in a way he can't treat Tashi. She's a lot of things, but she won't let him degrade her. Not the way he degrades you; he's using you as much as you're using him, and he won't let you forget it. He likes that when he holds his fingers up to your mouth you suck them willingly into your mouth and swirl your tongue around him to really make sure you're licked all of yourself off him, likes that you seem genuinely disappointed when he takes them away. Like a dog losing it's favourite toy.
He lines himself up, dragging his cock meaning up and down your slit. Kisses it against your clit, slaps it there for good measure. You moan, eyes fluttering shut, rolling back in your skull. Patrick knows what he's doing, always does. Patrick knows how to fuck. Patrick knows how to make you feel so, so good.
His palm slaps across your face, not very hard, just as a reminder. The crack of skin forces your eyes back onto his smug face.
"No, no, keep your fucking eyes open," he goads. "I want you to look at me, and think about him, when I fuck you."
It's with that promise that Patrick finally spears himself in you, all at once, bottoming out in one rough, steady thrust. It takes everything in you to keep your eyes open as you all but scream, walls stretching to take him, clenching around his cock when he finally lands home. He gives you no time to adjust, though, pulling out again, almost all the way, and slamming back in.
"He couldn't fuck you like, this could he?" Patrick groans. His eyes are half-lidded and his pupils are blown so wide they look black. Lust. That's all this is. That's how you like it.
"N-no," you gasp, rolling your hips up to meet him. "Not like this, fuck, you feel so good."
"Yeah, I do," Patrick says, dragging a hand down your body to palm at your tits, rolling one nipple between his fingers.
The thing about Patrick is he fucks you like he doesn't care about you. Which, to an extent, he does, you're dating his best friend and you've slept with his girlfriend and you're actually really funny and smart and interesting so he can see why Art likes you, but Patrick isn't in love with you. You both know it.
"So good, so fuckin' good, god, you fuck me so good, you're so big," you chant helpfully.
His hips move with a fluidity that is almost mesmerising - strong, fast, powerful. He's a hurricane. You can't bend Nature to your will, but if you're very clever, you can learn how to move with it, to learn to ride the waves, match the tide. That's what you have with Patrick. Organised Chaos.
"He wouldn't know what to do with all of this," he pants. "And when he does fuck you, you're gonna miss me. Because no one's gonna fuck you as deep, no one's gonna take care of this sweet little princess pussy like I do."
The idea of that gets you both going. For Patrick, it's the idea of Art's sweet, blushing face, his fumbling hands, his shaky moans, moans Patrick's become too familiar with at the Academy, the late nights when Art thinks no one can hear. But Patrick can. Patrick always can. For you, it's the idea of the tables turning. It's the horrible, taboo idea of Art finally, finally fucking you, and getting a reminder of Patrick. You can practically see him in your head, the expression he had when he was fucking himself into your sheets.
You know Patrick's right, and it hardly matters. You're in love with Art, not Patrick. One of these days, you'll probably marry him, (he's won you over to the idea, honestly, the whole kids and a house life. With Art, the idea becomes sweet.) and you'll have a gorgeous wedding and his ring on your finger. You're not going to marry Patrick, he's not for that. He's for this. For the now - college dorms and too much beer, texts too late at night or too early in the morning. So you tell him.
"Yes, yes, fuck, you're so good," you whine, and every word comes out shaky and fucked. "No one's ever fucked me so good, only you, Patrick, only your cock, god."
"Yeah, that's it, baby, tell me how good I fuck you," Patrick moans. "Tell me how well I cuck your fucking boyfriend."
That's it. That's all it takes for you to cum around him, because it's gross, and it's a fucked-up thing to say, and it's so mean, and you're trying to picture Art saying something like this to you, doing something like this to you, and you can't. Patrick fucking laughs when you clench around him, shaking. But he doesn't stop. He fucks you straight through it, and then he just keeps going. It's unfair, the fact that he has the stamina of a fucking race horse when he wants it. You've had nights where you've cum four times before he's cum at all, and by the end of it you're only half there.
You don't really have words, but you try. What comes out is a broken, "Patrick-- fuck, Art-- can't-- fuck."
"I bet he wants to put a baby in you," Patrick teases, slamming in and out like he wants to break you. "Bet he wants you to make him a daddy."
He's starting to think maybe he's thinking of Art while he fucks you, too. Keeps seeing images of Art in his head - Art writhing under him, Art begging for him, Art's voice, not yours, chanting, "fuck, yes, daddy, daddy, fuck!"
Patrick slips one hand down to play with your clit. It makes you sob, voice climbing another octave. Your whole floor probably hates you. Your RA probably hates you. Your neighbours definitely hate you, and maybe they hate him too. They're probably all jealous.
"Come on, doll, you've got another one. Cum on my cock. Pretends it's Art's."
He's kind of pretending your cunt is Art's ass, so you'll at least be even. You sob, legs shaking, hands fisting in the sheets so hard they might rip. It's good, so good, too good. Your entire body is on fire. You're clenching around him, and it's like every thrust drives his cock right up into your cervix.
You gush around him right as he fills you up. You're on the pill, of course, but for a moment you pretend you aren't, pretend it's Art emptying his balls into you, filling you up, pretend you're making Art a daddy. It's a nice thought.
You're never going to marry Patrick Zweig. It's probably why he fucks you so well.
#i got a little carried away again#but hey it is what it is patricks just sort of insane <3#patrick zweig x reader#patrick zweig x fem!reader#challengers smut#patrick zweig smut#open relationship au#catchat!#innercircles#kit.writes
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Okay, how about this? If the two of you slept together, do a normal serve. Art. I’m not asking you to tell me. I’m just saying, if you fucked, serve like me. Like you? Yeah. You know you have a tic, right? Before you throw the ball up you place it in the exact center of the neck of the racket. Okay, fine, yeah. Do that. If you fucked.
#this was INSANE of him to just be like ‘oh hey btw I fucked your wife’ in the middle of the match shdjdjjsks#challengers#challengersedit#patrick zweig#art donaldson#tvfilmsource#dailytvfilmgifs#art x patrick#Patrick x art#tashi x art x Patrick#challengers 2024#challengers (2024)#parallels#mygifs#mygifsets#myedits
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pride month isn't over until mikey way says it is
#hey guys. what the hell is going on.#mikey way#fall out boy#tourdust#mcr#my chemical romance#pete wentz#patrick stump#petekey
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cause i've had the time of my life and I've searched though every open door til i found the truth and i owe it all to you bridgerton season two // dirty dancing (1987)
#took me hours to make this but it was SO MUCH FUN#blasted the dirty dancing soundtrack all the way through#also hungry eyes is a very kathony song........can't remember if there was ever an edit of them to it but hey#perioddramaedit#weloveperioddrama#bridgerton#dirty dancing#bridgertonedit#dirtydancingedit#anthony bridgerton#jonathan bailey#simone ashley#kate sharma#johnny castle#patrick swayze#baby houseman#jennifer grey#benedict bridgerton#penny johnson#perioddramasource#kathony#baby x johnny#otp: night and day i dream of you#onlyperioddramas#romancegifs#otpsource#dailybridgerton#kanthonydaily#cinematv#otp: she's like the wind
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various music related blinkies ive made over the last few days. mostly millionaires. you can find an updating list of all my blinkies here. made using photoshop :3
#blinkies#old web#neocities#millionaires#soul punk#patrick stump#fall out boy#the academy is...#santi#16 candles#hey monday#music blinkies#emo music#hold on tight#i set my friends on fire#ismfof#sozai#old web graphics
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