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my white ass is not immune to the nostalgia of viva la vida by coldplay

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and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good

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The difference between 1/2 cup of rice and 1 cup of rice is like 18 cups of rice

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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doodle i cleaned up

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when tumblr dies we should just all go back to pdfs

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Waiting for the bus simulator

bus due in 5 mins

bus due in 4 mins

bus due in 3 mins

bus due in 2 mins

bus due in 1 mins

bus due in 0 mins

Whoops we forgot to send the bus again

bus due in 30 mins

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rosencrantz is dead, guildenstern is dead, and me I feel also not so good

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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

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lock in? no. i’m locked out. please let me in. i promise im the real me and not my evil clone

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I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after

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natural order

hansry / devotion that feels like heresy / 3k words

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“What were you doing at the indulgence chest, Sir Hans?”

“Why, buying my way out of hell, of course.”

“And what perceived wrongs have been weighing on your heart?”

The eyes of God turn to him, he can feel it through the heavens, through the blue sky dotted with flimsy white clouds, through the firmament and down onto him, half a Lord and still a child according to everyone close to him. But how easy. How simple this all is. Nothing this good can be a violation of anything.

read it on ao3

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mutuals i am politely asking you what color i remind you of

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I treat this like my own jeremy renner app

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My friend suggested that we make a wanted sign bathrooms for this guy who attends Sceptres Games but is the rudest Frost Fan alive. I'm not even judging we just wanna know, and this is honestly the world's biggest gender neutral bathroom wall. Is this your Man? What's his deal, then?