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oh what the hell, add another basil leaf! i’m not driving

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WIP Poll Tag Game

Rules: Make a 24hr poll listing the titles of every WIP you want to work on. (It’s fine if you only have one, still make a poll for the vote count). Whichever WIP title gets the most votes, write 1 sentence for every vote received.

Thank you @midmorninggrey for the tag!! I have too many WIPs to count rn so here are the ones I'm feeling kindly towards lol. Tagging @theluckywizard @kesla and @florallychaotic if you'd like to!

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the plot chickens (becomes scared of its own premise)

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OMFG.

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pingu is so ugly tho

you're a broken person for real

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the laptop cd drive is a sort of dead wife

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do job interviewers know we’re all going to die one day

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WIP Poll Tag Game

Rules: Make a 24hr poll listing the titles of every WIP you want to work on. (It’s fine if you only have one, still make a poll for the vote count). Whichever WIP title gets the most votes, write 1 sentence for every vote received.

Thank you @midmorninggrey for the tag!! I have too many WIPs to count rn so here are the ones I'm feeling kindly towards lol. Tagging @theluckywizard @kesla and @florallychaotic if you'd like to!

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WIP Poll Tag Game

Rules: Make a 24hr poll listing the titles of every WIP you want to work on. (It’s fine if you only have one, still make a poll for the vote count). Whichever WIP title gets the most votes, write 1 sentence for every vote received.

Thanks for the tag @shivunin! I have a WIP problem so these are the ones that aren't too dusty.

Tagging @nirikeehan @carnalapples @saladruiner @theluckywizard

@librivore42 @monocytogenes @wishforhome @greypetrel and YOU!

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hey! i was wondering if you had any ideas for an organ transplant-themed board? sadly i can't upload custom emojis to the work slack but im sure all the folks at our organ lab will love them. sadly there is no kidney emoji but maybe one day!!!

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I think having a baby niece is great cause my brother will send me just a constant stream of messages that sound indistinguishable from how someone at Jurassic park would text if they were being hunted by the raptor

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Sound on to hear the water running through pebbles

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must be the season of the witch.

for @ioncrescent

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I arrive at the yarn store and grab a skein off the shelf, the exact same brand, type, weight and color of the one I bought a week ago. Everyone in the store immediately knows that I miscalculated the amount of yarn I'd need for a project. They start booing at me. They are throwing crocheted tomatoes at me. The old lady giving knitting lessons in the corner is shaking her head. She had such high hopes for me. The cashier spits at me when I pay for it.

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Pale Grey Chiffon Evening Gown

c. 1937

Augusta Auctions

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puppy's gonna need a smoke and a drink and a solid brick to the head ok?

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