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[captain-krow-drozdov]

Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him

Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.

It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.

So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.

Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.

Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).

Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?

All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.

Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.

One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.

They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.

Memes For The Vibes:

[inknose]

happy valentines day!! they're really like this.

[bakudekublogblog]

kacchan telling izuku that his body moved on his own is fucking crazy. like not only did kacchan remember izuku saying that all the way back from the sludge-villain incident but he’s also confirming that izuku’s crazy, boarder-line suicidal intensity is a two way street. it’s not just izuku who is insane about kacchan it’s mutual insanity. kacchan’s body moved on its own. he was helpless but to throw himself into the line of fire when he saw izuku was in danger. he didn’t think about it. he didn’t choose to do it. he didn’t have a choice. it was as if izuku was a piece of his own soul. katsuki instinctually needed to protect him above all else, even at the cost of his own life

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

some misc Barn & Wally doodles from the past week or so <3 i heart them

[the-magnusinstitute]

All staff and visitors,

So. Hello. Um. Long story short? Yellow door.

[anxiously-sidequesting]

i haven't played past arc 3 and forgot most of my playthrough so i may be incorrect about this but it's so interesting how like only two people in the entire game so far have ever acknowledged the unfair situation the wizard has been put in, and those people were Motherfucking Morganthe and Motherfucking Grandfather Spider

[intotheelliwoods]

-> -> Guess whos AU is turning a year old on February 17th!

The time when the update will be posted is not specified since it will all be dependent on my work schedule, however I will try and let you all know when it is being posted in advance if I end up posting it very late in the day!

(I am in MST)

[ghostpajamas]

erm what tha scallop ?

[freshsheadphones]

Just a little drawing experiment I did! Probably not gonna stick with this art style but I wanted to post it anyways ! (Please re blog !! Thank you :)

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROSE: "I'm a writer" is always a great excuse.

JUNE: why are you researching aztec culture?

ROSE: I’m a writer.

ERIDAN: wwhy are you searchin poisonous flowers

ROSE: I’m a writer.

TEREZI: WHY 1S TH3R3 4 D34D BODY 1N YOUR 4TTIC >:?

ROSE: I’m a writer.

DIRK: Yeah, god forbid you follow your natural curiosity without some self-serving mass-marketed artifice.

ROSE: Yes, that is the reason why there is a dead body in my attic. Natural curiosity.

[songsofsappho]

I have a new respect for the collared girlies given how downright pathetic and borderline non-functioning I got last night at just being shown the collar my girl got custom made for me.

How do ya'll function?? 😵‍💫

[bctoastyyy]

spinning hunter and flapjack owl house around very very gently ough they. good. was nice to draw and good to get off my chest to help with those Emotions tm

anyway the owl house is very good

(non gif version under cut)

[naffeclipse]

OmgGshdhs The newest dribble about Fox Sun and Moon? Muah chef's kiss. I love this idea so much, I hope you will continue the idea maybe creating it into a fic because I would devour it, it's giving a little cryptic sightings vibes with boys being the inhuman creature, and there is so many different scenarios and possibilities with the story, sceneries and characters. This au is already living rent free in my head, how can one person be full of so many marvellous ideas? Naff you are an angel, sending love!

I just can't thinking about the blorbos and placing them in AUs! I'm also really happy you guys will indulge with me.

With the fox men and Hare Y/N, I can't stop thinking about the aftercare of their broken leg, after the screaming, of course, and how diligent Sun and Moom are in keeping the restless hare still so the bone can heal straight. The boys will take turns carrying Y/N outside of the den so they don't go stir crazy and help them forage some food and talk about how to watch for the silver glint of metal traps hidden in the snow. Y/N is still very wary towards the fox men but has little choice in trusting them (even after an escape attempt which, ah, went less than steller.)

Also--there's a blizzard one night and Y/N gets the comfort of two fox cuddles with their thick and warm fur.

[luck-of-the-drawings]

!!! FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING!!! [IM NOT FUCKIN AROUND!!]

REACHED THE CUSP OF 'THIS MAY NEVER BE ABSOLUTELY FINISHED N IF I DONT SHOW IT NOW, IT WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY.' SO HERE, A PROJECT IVE BEEN ORBITING AROUND UHH SINCE 2021 OR SO.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

this popped into my head and i had to draw it As Fast As Humanly Possible

bonus:

[sluckythewizard]

[PUT INTO PLACE, TIED DOWN AND ARRANGED, AND IS NEVER THE SAME, AGAIN.]<-listen to my favorite songs. VAMPIRES ARE WONDERFUL ARENT THEY. THE FLESH IS SO MUCH MORE DURABLE. SO MUCH STRETCHIER THAN HUMANS. THE STRESS DOESNT KILL A VAMPIRE THE SAME WAY IT DOES A HUMAN. YOU CAN TAKE THEM APART THREAD BY THREAD AND LEAVE THEM WIDE AWAKE WITHOUT WORRY OF THE BRAINMATTER SPOILING UNDER VINEGARY AGONY.