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i Belive the Blonde skrunklies Name is MicHeAL
i May be Wrong
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Michael is a very nice name!
#answering asks#OMG HAIIIIIIII :33333#after you kidnapped us for three months i worried you didn’t like me any moreee :333#magposting#tmagpod#the magnus archives#tma#tmagp#the magnus institute#michael distortion
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quick ooc question for mod, are other rp blogs alright to join in? Def not asking bc i have a Rosie blog 👀
totally ok if not btw! Just wondering!
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Ok wait what are we doing about the worms again? Is anyone fixing that??? Seems like it's getting worse
We’re doing our best, don’t worry! We’ve contacted seventeen different pest control agencies but unfortunately none of them have responder. In the meantime, we’ve found that WD-40 kills the worms effectively, as does salt, Victoria’s Secret perfume, and CO-2 fire extinguishers.
#answering asks#please don’t use the fire extinguishers though#the institute is going to burn#magposting#tmagpod#the magnus archives#tma#tmagp#the magnus institute
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yuor boosk tast like
dust
and tears
and vlood
blod
we will continue ewting. faire well.
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Maybe you could try eating a dictionary! It’s on the lower shelf right next to the library entrance.
#magposting#answering asks#WORMS WORMS WORMS WORMS WORMS WORMS#yk what im coming around to the worms#hell yeah. the nest or whatever#tmagpod#the magnus archives#tma#tmagp#the magnus institute#jane prentiss
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YOU DO NOT WANT THE ANSWERS TO YOUR QUESTIONS
And yet, you asked. Maybe the real question was the friends we made along the way. Welcome to the Institute anon.
#answering asks#woa okay sara!!!!#maybe you shpuld take that maternity leave huh#(guys can we get a wellness check i know i’ve had my fair share of spooky bullshit)#(but real friends don’t let friends promote their workplace)#magposting#tmagpod#the magnus archives#tma#tmagp#the magnus institute
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can you do all of us a solid and tell elias he’s short kthanks pookie
Murphy has, unfortunately, attended several disciplinary meetings for this exact reason, and we’re getting worried for their wellbeing.
#answering asks#AND I’LL DO IT AGAIN#I’LL SET UP A GOOGLE CALENDER ALERT#I WILL NOT LET MY ACTIONS BE DICTATED BY A 5’6 AGED TWINK#magposting#tmagpod#the magnus archives#tma#tmagp#the magnus institute#elias bouchard#murphy reynolds
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how much of the posts on this account does elias see?
All of them.
#I see everything that happens on this miserable little corner of the internet#👁️👁️#magposting#tmagpod#the magnus archives#tma#tmagp#the magnus institute#answering asks#elias bouchard
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All staff and visitors,
So. Hello. Um. Long story short? Yellow door.
#UH.#I KNOW ITS BEEN MONTHS. BUT. UH.#IN MY DEFENCE I WAS SUICIDAL??#hey listen though fr i’m so glad that yall stayed around and i’ll be hopefully back to this over the next few weeks#magposting#tmagpod#the magnus archives#tma#tmagp#the magnus institute
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All staff and visitors,
It’s pride month! LGBTQIA+ inclusivity is a core tenet of our organisation, and here at the institute we pride ourselves on acceptance and celebration.
Tim Stoker, our LGBTQIA+ ambassador, will be organising multiple events throughout this month, including a Magnus Institute bloc at this year’s London Pride!! Today, Tim is holding a showcase of one of the more tame Leitners, a collection of comics by Alison Bechdel, led by self proclaimed ‘resident lesbian spokeswomen’, Bill de la Cruz and Sasha James.
Happy pride, everyone!!
#magposting#HAPPY PRIDE YOU FUCKS#i will be keying elias’ porsche in celebration#tmagpod#the magnus archives#tma#tmagp#the magnus institute#pride#pride month#ooc: aha…..heyyy guys…….
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Where do I go to make a statement about the Horrors™️
The basement!
#magposting#answering asks#no i dont understand why either#something to do with temperature control?#tmagpod#the magnus archives#tma#tmagp#the magnus institute#corpo content
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i asked for a boneless pizza. why is there bone in my pizza. i’m not kidding. there is a whole ass bone in my pizza
I think that’s an issue for the police, or maybe the Health and Safety people! Unless you can prove that the bone is in any way uncanny, it’s none of our concern. Sorry.
#magposting#answering asks#sorry anon you’re on your own 😔😔#hey was the pizza at least tasty#tmagpod#the magnus archives#tma#tmagp#the magnus institute
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Hey uhh your door lady. Rosie I think? She won't let me in even though I'm human shaped. It's quite annoying :(
Oh, that’s a shame. In the institute we consider shape a protected characteristic, so we’ll have a talk with Rosie. Hopefully she’ll be more sensitive after a few weeks of training.
#magposting#answering asks#sometimes discrimination is okay.#‘human shaped’ yeah i bet you are buddy boy#tmagpod#the magnus archives#tma#tmagp#the magnus institute#rosie zampano
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WHY ARE THERE WORMS IN THE LIBRARY. WHY ARE THERE WORMS UP HERE.
-A disgruntled librarian.
They live there now I think.
#magposting#answering asks#its their institute now buddy boy#tmagpod#the magnus archives#tma#tmagp#the magnus institute
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have you considered putting a welcome doormat infront of your front door. i think it would be a great design choice and i have no alterior motives.
We used to have one, actually, but it kept getting stolen. We considered carving the words ‘welcome�� into the doorstep, but we’re in a listed building. Sorry :(
#magposting#answering asks#you clowns. foiled again#go somewhere else shoo shoo shoo#tmagpod#the magnus archives#tma#tmagp#the magnus institute
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congratulations to sara on the pregnancy! does the institute have fucked up affects on fetuses (dune alia-of-the-knife style). IF NOT has a study been published
Well, nobody’s made a study on it yet, but that’s probably to do with the fact that the Institute’s parental leave technically starts as soon as you find out you’re pregnant. I have no obligation to come into work, but I actually find it quite soothing! There might actually be something strange going on, to be honest, because I’ve started to feel like baby and I are happier in the office.
But so far, no psychic conversations or eldritch knowledge of our forebears. Maybe that’s only in the third trimester?
#magposting#answering asks#sara babe you’ve sold your child’s soul before it’s even born#elias is gonna have that kid at a desk as soon as it opens its eyes#he loves child labour i know it i just KNOW it#tma#tmagpod#the magnus archive#the magnus archives#the magnus institute#tmagp#public relations#dune#alia atreides
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mr bouchard i showed you my eyeballs please respond
Very nice. Send more.
#magposting#answering asks#Don’t worry about ‘Human Resources’#None of those in my Institute!!!#👁️👁️#tmagpod#the magnus archives#tma#tmagp#the magnus institute#elias bouchard
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