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Alaska!!
Been a while since I posted so here’s some Hetalia // baby Nikolai was a crybaby! // tween Nikolai needed meds lmao // teen is normal and adjusted //
#doodle#doodles#oc art#hws america#hws russia#hetalia oc#hetalia states#hws#hetalia fanart#hetalia#hwsalaska#Hetalia Alaska
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Both States Headcanon #6
Both Alaska and Hawaii can be annoyed by tourists, especially disrespectful ones who treat their states like amusement parks.
#hetalia#hetalia axis powers#aph#hetalia states#aph states#aph hetalia#hws hawaii#hws alaska#hetalia hawaii#hetalia alaska#hws state#hws states#statetalia
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Western Wednesday except posted on a Thursday
How each (Western) state acts when they get the wrong order at the drive through.
Alaska: Pretty sure this guy sources a lot of the food that is served in the drive through to begin with. Despite this, that doesn’t actually have any effect on how he behaves when he clearly ordered an elk burger and you give him a Fillet o Fish. This isn’t even a McDonald's — how and WHY are they giving him a Fillet o Fish? Now, let’s be real here, being that far up North will mess anybody up, and being that far away from the rest of your country means that a lot of hatred and Karenage is stored up and bottled inside oneself. And that’s exactly what Alaska does — he just grumbles and drive away, possibly while the food is still in the employee's hand. Will he say or do anything about it? No. Will he write a one star review on Yelp? Also no. You’d best believe that he’ll hold that grudge forever — and probably mutter something about this is why he doesn’t go to fast food places.
California: People may think that just because she’s rich means she doesn’t really work hard, but this is not the case. When she’s not actively on set, she works in various state parks. She loves animals. This job is very laborious, and when Cali gets off work, she’s famished. Oftentimes she’s too tired to really correct an employee if they pen down the wrong order. It doesn’t stop there, though — of course it doesn’t. California is vocal. California is loud. She will devour the entire wrong meal, not even once questioning how she was served a Fillet o Fish when it clearly is not McDonald’s, and then, after the very last bite, after she’s licked her fingers clean, she will go up to the register and unleash the wrath of a thousand grizzlies about how this was NOT her order. "But you ate the whole thing" has no gravity in this situation. Do you know who California is?! Yeah, she’s annoying, okay, she’ll give you that, but will you be able to function without California? Don’t mess with California. She’s larger than life. And you? You’re just an incompetent speck of dust who gave her a FILLET O FISH!
Colorado: Dude, does he even notice? Pretty sure that altitude sickness got to him. He didn’t even drive himself here. No, he got an Uber. He doesn’t even question the fact that he went to a drive through vegan bakery and they sold him a Fillet o Fish that was purple. He can hardly taste the difference. Despite the way Colorado behaves, he is completely sober, but living on the mountains for so long, well, he’s, by default, high. This is some good food, though. Would you like a free coupon? He collects coupons for things he'll never use. It’s his love language, and he loves you so much. You’re so awesome, did you know that? You’re, like, a star. You’re, like, Vega.
Hawaii: Hawaii is the epitome of someone who is sensible and a normal human being. She knows how to party — oh, she KNOWS HOW to party — but in day to day interactions she is the person we all should be but no one actually is. She is the one who says, "Oh, excuse me but I think you mixed up my order" and she waits there calmly for the issue to be sorted out. How did Hawaii ever get so normal? No wonder she’s slowly drifting away from the chaos empire, a few inches annually.
Idaho: Like Hawaii, Idaho is chill. Idaho's a farmer. Idaho honestly doesn’t have the energy to complain. All food is good food, after all. She’ll eat whatever is given to her. She came here specifically so that she didn’t have to cook tonight — she doesn’t care WHAT you give her. Yeah, so she ordered Mountain Dew but you COULD give her dirty mop water. She won’t complain. Unless. Unless you give her a potato meal. Do you think this is funny? Like some kind of joke? Ha, ha, Idaho is a potato farmer, VERY funny, HILARIOUS, BRAVO, do you realise how you come across when you do that? You know, wise guy, BACK IN HER DAY when people made a stupid practical joke—
Montana: It depends on the nature of the mix up. If what she ordered was more expensive than what she got, she'll go up to the front, stern but not impolite, and fix the mistake. She'll circle that Toyota Tundra into the parking lot and walk into the store and wait. However, this does not apply if she’s getting a discount. Did she pay for chicken nuggets and receive a whole rack of baby back ribs? Well dang, guess it’s her lucky day or something! Maybe she should try the lottery! In the long run, Montana doesn’t care all too much about her food — as long as it’s filling and not made of pure sugar, she’ll be happy. Montana is in it for the money. And she goes out once in awhile so that people stop making fun of how cheap she is. She’s not cheap, dang it, she’s frugal!
Nevada: Nevada is strange. When it’s just him, he’s a very chill guy. When it’s him and literally anyone else, whether it be him and a girlfriend, him and a coworker, him and the guy across the street, he can get really uptight and confrontational in an attempt to impress and to come across as something of a macho man. His love for music, geekiness for cinema, and green thumb (as well as his ability to survive 290 days in the desert on a vegan diet — he would never back down from a dare) are really what make him macho and manly, but for some odd reason Nevada thinks that people will be completely wowed if he screams in a fast food worker's face about how he got the 6 pack and not the 4 pack and how he wanted HONEY MUSTARD WITH HIS CHICKEN NUGGIES >:(. It’s like he��s a completely different person when others are around.
Oregon: …. …. … If you don’t understand why he’s sitting there glaring at you as if he’s trying to activate some magical eyeball lasers to completely disintegrate you, then eventually he’ll just drive away, still coldly staring at you through the side mirror of his car. Oregon has a weird way of expressing his emotions which, for the most part, involves menacing stares. He looks like a guy who thinks he’s in an emotional music video but in reality he just looks like Hannibal Lecter got caught drunk driving during a downpour and doesn’t know how to operate his windshield wipers.
Utah: She doesn’t even tell employees that they mixed up her order; she just asks to confirm the ingredients in the wrong order are okay for her to eat. If she wants chicken nuggets and she’s given a Fillet o Fish, she’ll double check to make sure it was made in non-alcoholic batter and that it doesn’t contain caffeine. She could just say "Excuse me, I think you gave me the wrong order, I ordered chicken nuggets" and it would probably be faster and less burdensome than what she actually does. She doesn’t want to come across as mean — and she doesn’t. She comes across as paranoid.
Washington: WASHINGTON is the kind of guy that would go full Karen at a fast food restaurant. He would pound on the drive thru window — in fact, he would climb through it, get stuck, and require police and fire services to pull him out. He’s done this on multiple occasions. No one is quite sure what goes on in Washington for a man to behave like this, but this man clearly ordered a six piece chicken nugget meal. The amount of bad reviews this guy has given is astronomical — and these are long and detailed, too. Washington doesn’t speak to the manager. Ironically, even the mention of a manager is enough to send him running. He just wants his nuggets, man. Why’d you do him dirty like this?
Wyoming: Another sensible being (rare to find on this planet earth), like Hawaii, Wyoming doesn’t really ever want to cause a scene. She prioritises her time above all, and returning a mixed up order would just be a pain in the rear that she doesn’t want to deal with. Something about the bureaucracy and the red tape — at KFC. Whatever that means. She'll glance at her order, knowing very well that this is not what she wanted, and begrudgingly mutter, "Okay, whatever" before leaving. Whether or not she'll be back is debatable. Wyoming does not like to make a big deal out of things. In fact, one of the things that angers her most is when others make a big deal out of things. Anything that can be okay whatevered SHOULD be okay whatevered.
#50 states of hetalia#hetalia#hetalia shitpost#hetalia states#hetastates#statalia#hetalia Alaska#hetalia California#hetalia Colorado#hetalia Hawaii#hetalia Idaho#hetalia Montana#hetalia Nevada#hetalia Oregon#hetalia Utah#hetalia Washington#hetalia Wyoming#hetalia usa
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I know this may be irrelevant now but how is the moss kingdom going? (I was looking through the blog saw something about a moss kingdom and went; ask about that)
Oh yeah! My little moss collection is going strong. I have seven different species right now and they're living in closed terrariums.
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"Dad, where are our alimony payments?"
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The most comedically underrated US state dynamic is Texas’ one-sided, ongoing unrequited love of Alaska vs Alaska’s complete and utter disdain for Texas
#what I’m saying is that there should be Hetalia for US states#i have so many ideas for it#texas#Alaska#where’s that princess mononoke meme
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Alaska:Tell everyone that I AM NOT a LOVE CHILD of you and Ivan!they are all talking about this nonsense!
Alfred:?????!!!!wait…what?(Alfred.exe unresponsive)
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I am begging the Hetalia fandom to stop making Hawaii and Alaska OCs the kids of America. I am on my hands and knees pleading. Please for the love of god
#its really harmful and erases so much history#and ignores the fact that hawaii and Alaska are examples of American Imperialism#yaqa.text#hetalia#hws#hws america
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HETALIA NEIGHBORHOOD AU :)
I WANNA EXPAND ON THIS YES
alfred has been chased by the cops for 1: settign the forest on fire several times and 2: using a lawnmower to travel on the open roads.
francis and arthur have a rivalry where whey see who can roast each other better. they stick their heads out of their oppsoing windows and point out the other's flaws, they'vre gotten so many noise complaints for this lol)
the only way that the neighborhood knows that kiku is still alive is that every week yao drops off some fresh groceries at his door and immediately an arm pushes the door open, grabs the groceries and then dissapears back into the void.
yao orgsnises like all of events and cooks for all of them.
roderick is playing his piano at like 3 am just to freak out gilbert and alfred.
gilbert helps decorate for like all the events.
arthur has a massive garden of flowers and francis keeps stealing his roses.
alfred is one of the only neighbors that go into ivan's house and come out alive.
ivan is the chillest neighbor and will tell the neighborhood kids fairytales if they hsve the guts to talk to him (the kids who have experienced this arent scared of him anymore)
ludwig's crazy dogs are actually pretty chill.
feliciano makes a pizza for every new neighbor who moves in.
romano grows tomatos and will beat you with a broom if you steal any one of them.
alfred likes to feed the birds.
we're pretty sure alfred hasn't committed any federal crimes.
matthew lives next to kiku and just has a polar bear that the neighborhood just accepted.
matthew has ridden a moose home don't ask questions.
alfred and matthew are like the cool uncles of halloween .
matthew's house is the place you want to go to if you wanna talk about feelings.
jack just calmly takes his tarantula on a walk sometimes.
SHIP NOTES : RUSAME, FRUK, PRUCAN, SUFIN, GERITA
alfred and ivan live in the same house and have a sign on the door that says ivan and al's house :)
alfred and ivan just walked out their house with wedding rings on their fingers and the neighborhood has learned not to ask questions about that.
whenever arthur has a party francis cooks.
sweden and finland's is the house universally known as the Clubhouse bc's of all of the playdates sealand has had there (sealand's their adopted kid)
ludwig and feliciano (married) live together and the neighborhood kids comeover for feliciano's pizza and to pet ludwig's dogs.
gilbert and matthew live together and hold a sledding race during the winter together. matthew almost always wins (sweden)
KIDS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD INCLUDE :
alaska (alexei) and hawaii (alana) (human names ) rusame kids (go by nicknames : alex and lana)
peter (sealand) (sufin)
emil (iceland) (sufin)
monica (gerita kid)
YAO'S LITTLE SIBLINGS/ COUSINS:
leon wang (hk)
macau (chen wang)
Lien wang (Nguyen)
FULL NAMES :
arthur kirkland
francis bonneyfoy
yao wang
kiku honda (wang) (little brother to yao)
Berwald Oxenstierna (sweden)
Tino Väinämöinen (finland)
gilbert beilschimidt
ludwig vargas (beilschimidt) (bros with gilbert lol)
feliciano vargas
romano vargas
matthew williams
ivan braginski jones
alfred f braginski jones
roderich edelstein?? (not sure if thats his last name)
#oc#hetalia#wtf#headcanons#rusame hetalia#amerus#canada hetalia#hetalia fruk#hetalia headcanons#hetalia neigborhood au#ludwig beilschmidt#gilbert beilschmidt#feliciano vargas#alaska#hawaii#arthur kirkland#francis bonnefoy#yao wang#kiku honda#roderich edelstein#romano vargas#berwald oxenstierna#tino väinämöinen#matthew williams
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ASK ALASKA
hello! this is a page for my alaska oc. INFO!
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So uh I made some hetalia memes again
(Context for the Alaska one Washington state usually hosts but she’s gone)
#aph#aph states#hetalia#hws states#aph Russia#aph hawaii#aph Alaska#aph nato#aph memes#hetalia memes
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Day 6 // Unnatural eye color
Hetalia state oc is back!! // I’m excited for day 7
#doodle#oc art#hetalia#oc#cringetober#cringetober 2024#hetalia states#hetalia alaska#hetalia oc#hwsalaska#hws#hws oc#unnaturaleyecolor
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Hawaii's Obsession
Alaska: Father.
America: Yes, 'Laska.
Alaska: Please. PLEASE. Take Lani's Switch away.
America: Wh-what? Why?
Alaska: She has been playing that new Zelda game non-stop. I can hear Link's screams of pain in my sleep.
America: Um...That seems a little extreme.
Alaska: See for yourself.
America: Okay. Lani!
*Hawaii appears with Nintendo Switch in hand and she looks unkempt*
Alaska: See.
America: Uh...Lani, how long have you been playing?
Hawaii: I don't know. I stopped counting after the fourth day.
America: You're right, 'Laska. Lani, give me the Switch.
Hawaii: In a minute, I'm almost done with this side quest.
America: No, Lani. Give me the Switch
Hawaii: *growls* My precious!
America: LANI! GIVE ME THE SWITCH!
Hawaii: NO!
America: LANI!
*cue tug of war*
Alaska: This is why I don't use electronics.
#aph#hetalia#hetalia axis powers#hetalia world united#hetalia world twinkle#aph hawaii#aph alaska#aph america#hetalia alaska#hetalia america#hetalia hawaii#aph state#aph states#hetalia state#hetalia states#statetalia#alfred f jones#zelda is hawaiis drug
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A bunch of "oil" gore incoming. (We were learning about power sources and the countries that use them the most or something.)
Specific warnings: Impalement with uranium rods, minor body horror, oil that looks like blood, implied radiation, burned skin holes in skull, removed limbs, slit throats, vomiting blood/oil, suffocating, coal mining in general.
Also Bonus Statetalia:
#Making a tag for gorey stuff so I can find it later#oil gore#blood#body horror#impalment#slit thoat#suffocation#burns#fire#loss of limb#hws#hetalia#hws america#hws canada#hws australia#hws france#hws japan#hws russia#hws china#statetalia alaska#statetalia#statetalia texas#statetalia virginia#ocs#traditional art
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It's my favourite race of the year, Iditarod started yesterday!
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Here are mochis of my state OCs (+ Staten Island)
#my art#hetalia#hws states#hws new york#hws florida#hws california#hws alaska#hws delaware#hws georgia#hws south carolina#hws kentucky#hws oregon#hws washington#hws new mexico#hws illinois#hws michigan#hws staten island#aph states#hetalia states#hetalia oc
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