#hetalia state

[ask-alaska-and-hawaii]

Hawaii's Obsession

Alaska: Father.

America: Yes, 'Laska.

Alaska: Please. PLEASE. Take Lani's Switch away.

America: Wh-what? Why?

Alaska: She has been playing that new Zelda game non-stop. I can hear Link's screams of pain in my sleep.

America: Um...That seems a little extreme.

Alaska: See for yourself.

America: Okay. Lani!

*Hawaii appears with Nintendo Switch in hand and she looks unkempt*

Alaska: See.

America: Uh...Lani, how long have you been playing?

Hawaii: I don't know. I stopped counting after the fourth day.

America: You're right, 'Laska. Lani, give me the Switch.

Hawaii: In a minute, I'm almost done with this side quest.

America: No, Lani. Give me the Switch

Hawaii: *growls* My precious!

America: LANI! GIVE ME THE SWITCH!

Hawaii: NO!

America: LANI!

*cue tug of war*

Alaska: This is why I don't use electronics.

[renonv]

This Basch is dedicated to @folightening 🫵🩷 my GOD so sorry to make you forever wait but ur right I’ve never drawn this man before and I was scared BUT I think I got his Swiss ass Down

[ellmovy]

no way! I actually did it!! here's all 93 hetalia characters, my beloved

the last time I did one of these was like 7 years ago 🥲 here's the previous ones: 2016//Sept 2015//Feb 2015

hope you all enjoy, this is my little treat to the hetalia fandom, also the last digital art I'll do for the next 5 months but I've got something else big to post in a while plus sketchbook stuff!

[heedzhee-art]

russians often fire a second missile with a delay in the same spot when targeting civilian infrastructure to kiII as many Ukrainians as possible, including the survivors stuck under the rubble, firefighters, medics, rescuers, journalist, etc.

[jaynuu]

'This man said, "It's gruesome

That someone so handsome should care"'

[hamletthedane]

The most comedically underrated US state dynamic is Texas’ one-sided, ongoing unrequited love of Alaska vs Alaska’s complete and utter disdain for Texas

[hellonerf]

all i managed to draw

[keiksy-cake]

England's page 4 from the Hetalia Collezione

[Pls remember I'm no pro in jpns, pls don't be mean to me 🙏]

[pinkflipphonez]

happy b-day gilbert! we still miss you everyday, fly high homie 🕊️

[ask-alaska-and-hawaii]

49 Random Facts About Alaska in My AU

No one knows his actual birthday but he celebrates it on January 3rd.

He’s actually older than most states but do to his age being stunted by Russia due to not developing him in the slightest when he was his colony, he hasn’t been able to grow at all.

He’s autistic.

His only real friend is Hawaii.

He was raised by wolves for 20 years until her was brought into civilization by a group of huntsmen that killed his pack.

He fluently speaks many Yup’ik, Russian, and English.

When he first met America, he couldn’t speak a word of English so a Russian to English translator had to be brought in.

He has a bit of a rivalry with Texas since Texas hates the fact Alaska is bigger than him and will be taller when he’s in adult while Alaska just finds him annoying.

He drinks a lot of alcohol when he’s depressed.

He loves dogs and has 15.

He does not get along with his neighbor Yukon.

Alaska thinks Chris McCandless was a moron.

Alaska is somewhere between Libertarian and Republican but mainly stays out of politics.

He’s very loyal to America but not very close to him.

He’s adopted.

Alaska hates the fact he looks so much like his biological father, Russia.

His hair is actually fairly long under his cap.

He doesn’t enjoy flashy clothes and bases his outfits purely on practicality.

He’s very good at mountain climbing and hunting.

He lives nearly completely off the grid except for a landline phone and that’s only because America insisted.

He can drive a plane.

He owns many guns like most Republican states.

He could easily survive a zombie apocalypse.

He trained his dogs in Yup’ik so that they will only understand him.

Some people believe he’s raising a dog army to invade either Russia or Canada. They might be right.

America is very concerned for Alaska and has tried to get him to seek proper therapy many times but Alaska always refuses.

He hates being in large crowds as they overstimulate him in minutes.

He’s a huge bookworm.

He’s a fan of Jack London’s Call of the Wild.

He was a abandoned as a baby by his mother’s tribe since they saw him as a curse for the fact he couldn’t grow up.

Ukraine is the only one of his biological family he cares for and he’s deeply worried about her.

 During WW2, he fought off the Japanese on his own. He even gained the title of the ‘Shiori Akuma’ which literally means ‘White Demon’ because of his white camouflage uniform. 

Alaska is so self-sufficient, the nanny America hired just takes cares of his dogs when he’s at the 50 State Estate.

His nanny/dog caretaker is a Canadian-American woman named Alexis.

He also has PTSD from everything he’s experienced in his life.

No one knows he’s secretly rich because of how simply he lives.

His cabin is one room with a loft where Alaska sleeps. It’s also deep in the wood.

When he’s angry no one will ever know until it’s too late.

As much as he loves Hawaii, he is jealous of the fact she had everything he didn’t growing up.

He has a restraining order against his aunt Belarus after the 4th time she tried to to kidnap him.

He hates TV and technology since they always give him a headache.

He once had a crush on someone but she’s dead.

Alaska doesn’t like talking about his life before 1867 even with Hawaii.

He hated being called Seward’s Folly.

He will either do the world’s weirdest things when drunk or just pass out.

Alaska loves cute puppies.

He’s bisexual but has been scarred against anything romantic.

His nicknames are either ‘Laska or Nicky. Never Pete, Petey, or Nick. 

Sealand accused him of stealing his human name of ‘Peter’.

[renonv]

It’s thanksgivinggg

[melliofior]

I did the Twitter trend thingy!! not the sunburnt one although that is in the ~works~

I tend to skew a lot to more experimental stuff with more editorial/couture poses it’s just fun!! I really tried with the color and lighting !! All picked out by my own 👁️

My goal is to just make Spain eye candy for everyone else teehee

[shtoproishoditemae]

Poland again

[goldenstarprincesses]

In a states AU, which state posts this

[ameliafuckinjones]

POV: you are looking at a member of the Jones family

[unhonestlymirror]

Today, russians shelled a children's hospital in my city and murdered more than 20 people, more than 60 are injured.

I hope anyone who likes and supports russia will die in terrible agony.