#hesdcannon

[anthony-the-chicken]

Another arcane head-Cannon I haven't seen

(but probably exists somewhere)

Trans fem caitlyn need I say more.

So there isn't much to why I think this, besides the fact I think it would be interesting to her character. I think the idea of Cait being trans brings some interesting ideas about her life.

I also think it's weird that some people say you need a reason shown in said media to head-cannon something like Transness. This specific idea, in my experience, has only been used towards people headcannoning trans women. It's always used in a hateful way, trying to discredit a head-cannon. I like headcannoning transness as a trans person myself (Demiboy he/they). (Sorry for going on a rant about non arcane related things/getting a bit controversial there. is this controversial? Idk? I would hope not.)

In the end, I wanted to share my head-cannon of caitlyn being trans cause I don't see it much, but I want to.

[only-one-brain-cell]

I know I talk a lot about my headcannon of Maeve hitting on Spencer 24/7 (for those of you who are just seeing this now I have a headcannon that if Maeve lived she would be the most chaotic girlfriend but in the best way possible she would be hitting on Spencer 24/7. Its probably one of my favourite headcannons I ever thought of.) but I rarely talk about Spencer side about how when this happens he would go blue screen every time, I call it the dumbifcation of Spencer Reid.

If everyone is sitting down talking Maeve will walk in and sit on Spencer’s lap regardless if there’s space for her or not and that’s the second that Spencer stops talking and completely forgets what he was saying. The only thing he’s focused on right now is his wonderful beautiful girlfriend in his lap, the other team members can visually see his IQ growing down.

Maeve is very affectionate and once Spencer got comfortable with her he slowly started to become more affectionate so now she’s always holding his hand, wrapping her arms around his, hugging him from behind, anything so when this happens again absolutely nothing there’s not a single thought in that man’s brain. Similar to when their kissing, the minute Maeve’s lips are on his hes a goner. She finds the whole thing hilarious and Spencer adorable of course.

[izthepup]

Big Spoon, Little Spoon

If you guys don't know

Spooning is cuddling

Big spoon is on the outerpart, sorta like a shield for the little spoon

The little spoon is more towards the middle, so it's like they are protected

WARNING, THIS HAS SPOILERS FOR TOWARDS THE END OF RAGNAROK. ITS IN SINDRI'S. IM SORRY, I THINK ALMOST EVERY ONE OF THESE NEXT PAGES WILL HAVE SPOILERS. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK, ILL TRY TO KEEP ADDING SPACES EVERY NOW AND THEN TO KEEP NONSPOILERS AWAY FROM SPOILERS

———Kratos———

- He doesn't really cuddle

- But when he does?

- He's definitely the big spoon

- He has a feeling of protection over you when he's the big spoon

- He doesn't really care too much if he's safe himself, so he's rarely the little spoon

———Freya———

- it doesn't really matter for her

- sometimes you guys switch, but she's mainly the big spoon

- she likes feeling like she can protect you even more than normal

- she doesn't want the relation ship to end up like her and Baldur

- nobody really tried to protect her, other than Kratos trying not to fight her 

- so she sometimes enjoys being little spoon

———Atreus———

- Probably big spoon 

- For once, he wants to be able to protect someone other than only being protected

- sometimes he likes being little spoon

- he prefers being big spoon though 

- he's happy if he gives you a sense of safety

———Mimir———

- sorry to tell you this

- he can't cuddle

- but if he could?

- probably big spoon

- he cares about you, so he would've liked to protect you

- but unfortunately he can't really be either

———Sindri———

- Definitely little spoon

- he likes the feeling of being protected

- he feels like in your arms, nothing can touch him

- not even germs

- that part makes him happy, too

- (After brok's death)

- he will switch between the two

- he likes the feeling of being protected still

- but now he wants to protect you even more than before

- so he'll be big spoon sometimes

- he doesn't want what happened to his brother to happen to you

[weirdraccoon]

I finally have a new phone and now I can play Magic Awakened!!!!!

And... I imagine McGonagall has a dancing club and a non-secret dueling club because she's cooler than Black.

Anyway. Just imagine. Dancing with either Sebastian or Ominis instead of Daniel (who is also a darling weirdo, another sad Slytherin for the collection).

Btw, this would be Ominis' dance since he's all proper in public...

[pinkslipxox]

Jealous Billie Hesdcannon:

- Billie trusts you 100%, it’s everyone around you that she doesn’t trust

- She’ll make it known that she’s jealous, not by her words or her tone, but by her body language

- Her grip around your waist tightens, locking you in place, your ass pressed up against her hips

- The eye contact is intense, her stormy blue-gray eyes piercing right through the soul of whoever is trying to make you laugh or impress you

- Her smile would look genuine but inside she is seeing red

- She whispers in your ear to behave or there will be consequences

- When she’s had enough, Billie will take you to a room or secluded place, her hand holding yours tightly

- Once you’re alone together, she doesn’t just kiss her lips, she fucking devours them, swallowing your soft moans and gasps

- “You’re mine, baby girl,” she’ll whisper in your ear, her voice low and seductive, as she feels you shiver against her body

[page-yerin]

hi there! :> could i possibly request cole brookstone dating headcannons or just hesdcannons in general? i love him so much 😕🫶

𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒

genre(s): fluff

pairing: cole brookstone x reader

trigger warnings: none

a/n: first request, ty to this anon! hope you enjoy <3

☆ baking and/or cooking with cole would be such a chaotic yet hilarious mess, especially if you’re not good either (zane would have to supervise if that’s the case)

☆ definitely overprotective of you, he will never EVER stand for anyone hurting you :(( he knows you can take care of yourself but he just wants to make sure you’re safe

☆ literally gives THE BEST hugs, he’s like a teddy bear that you will refuse to let go of

☆ he’s the type to eat your leftover pizza crusts (if you’re one to leave them)

☆ he is SOSOSO the type to make spotify playlists about you <33

☆ literally piggy back rides you anywhere and everywhere; you weigh like a pile of feathers to him

☆ his love language is definitely physical touch and quality time.

☆ he’s always looking for ways to touch you, super clingy but keeps his distance if you need it <3

☆ will hold your hand or keep an arm around your waist everywhere you go

☆ playing with his hair + cuddling will literally melt him :( he loves the feeling you touching his hair sm

☆ loves to just be around you, your presence alone gives him comfort

☆ nicknames for you are probably “cake” bc he loves cake and he loves you. perfect (at least for him). “sweetcheeks”, “darling”, and if you’re shorter than him “shortie”

☆ will tease you time to time, he doesn’t mean it in a mean way, but it’s just a way to show his affection. of course, he would never do it if you weren��t comfortable.

☆ karaoke dates omg >>>>>>>

☆ will definitely chase the ninja out if they walk in, but cough nervously and wait if it’s Master Wu or Nya

☆ his snoring doesn’t bother you much but sometimes it may get annoying

☆ especially if you sweat easily, it’ll be SO hot when you’re under the blanket + he’s cuddling you while sleeping

☆ you will have to very literally pry his arms off you in the morning or somehow convince him to let you go or else you’ll be stuck in bed the whole day

☆ overall, he’s such a gentleman and definitely THE best boyfriend

[live-laugh-lenney]

Can you do a hesdcannon of like george as a husband because I feel like boyfriend george and husband george would be very different?

oh the idea of husband george is a killer. we can definitely dwell more on this...

-> he becomes a lot more mature.

-> breakfast in bed. -> a few days of the week, his days usually start a little earlier than hers because he tries to squeeze in a session at the gym before he's away from home for the day so he'll make her a bowl of granola and yogurt with lots of fruit and leave it in the fridge to she can eat it as soon as she's up. -> on special occasions, he'll surprise her with a cooked breakfast. pancakes and strawberries with egg and beans on toast on another plate, freshly squeezed orange juice and an iced coffee. -> and it goes the other way, of course. -> sometimes, she'll wake up earlier than him and surprise him with french toast or a pile of pancakes or a full english breakfast if he has a long travel day ahead of him.

-> he always makes time for her. -> "just because we're married, it doesn't mean i don't want to spend time with you." -> when her days are long and she's rushed off her feet with work, he'll put together a special at-home dinner date where he pulls out all the stops - everything they eat is homemade, the candles are lit, the table is set, he has an expensive bottle of white wine on ice and he has soft and gentle music playing as opposed to his usual playlist and it makes her feel instantly relaxed. -> they always go out on dates. sometimes it'll just be drinks at a pub. sometimes it'll be something fun like bowling or mini-golf. but most of the time, they'll take turns finding a restaurant and they treat the other to a lovely night. -> "i still appreciate you and everything you do for me."

-> he's much more helpful. -> if she's away, he'll clean up after himself as opposed to leaving it all for her to come back to. -> there are times when he joins her in a spring clean - reaching all the high spots where she struggles to reach, doing the washing for her so she can do other things around the house, helping her reorganise their home to open the space up a bit more. -> and he definitely dabbles in a little DIY. -> putting up shelves, hanging photos up on the wall, building all the new furniture that she buys and having his say in where different bits should go.

-> he's a lot more seen, too. -> where they finally live together, and where he works from home most of the time, she knows he'll be there when she arrives home from her work... unless he's away for a shoot or for a brand deal or for a lads trip away to the slopes. -> and when he is away, he's making her feel like she's there. calling her all the time, face-timing her when she's on a break, texting her and sending her photos so she can feel somewhat included in what he's up to. -> there's just something that makes yn feel warm on the inside when she remembers he's there to give her a cuddle when she walks through the front door. even more so when she's had a rough day and needs some kind of solace to help her forget everything that had gone on. xx

[kisses4mizu]

mizu random hesdcannons

> Those kind of sleep-deprived people who would impulsively dye and cut her hair at 3am (but still ends up good?!)

> DEFINITELY one of those kids who were an EXPERT PRO in the knife game

> “So what should we do?”

> “Uh.. the knife game?..

> “Mizu, we’re babysitting the neighbour’s kids and you want to play the fucking knife game?”

> Skips PE but when she’s on the field, GODDAMN ain’t nobody’s gonna survive….. probably gonna accidentally knock 3 people when defending and coming back to class with 7 bruises (so me!!), you don’t fw her ‼️‼️

> Deaf asf like if you said “My mother’s there!” she’ll go “your cat bra pees in the air?” (based on irl experience 💀)

> Doesn’t want to admit that she screamed at the Fnaf jumpscares more than once even after playing it so often

> Had a gacha phase; made GLMMs (if you’re uncultured, it means gacha life mini movie /hj) about those Japanese urban legends that she never posted—

[jackasswhre]

can you do hesdcannons or something for Bam and Johnny with a reader who struggles with depression and anxiety? if you don’t feel comfortable i understand, so maybe Bam and Johnny x reader who is super clingy?

heyyyyyyy, its not that im not comfortable w it just have like 3 other requests and ive been so busy so im gonna do the super clingy one now and maybe when i have more free time ill do the first one! hope you like it :))

Johnny Knoxville/Bam Margera x super clingy reader

Johnny Knoxville

See now this man is 50/50

He usually loves it

But when he's really busy with whatever then he might think it's a bit annoying

So idk if you can maybe try to hold back a bit when he's working

But I promise when he's not busy, he loves it

He loves having you around 24/7

Hugging him, kissing him, whatever

He loves all of it

(Except for maybe when you're are around the other guys (jackass crew, ect) then maybeeeeee the kissing would be too much)

His favorite activity is cuddling on the couch and watching tv

He's always busy so that definetely helps him unwind

But yeah in conclusion he loves the fact that you're clingy

Bam Margera

Ok so omg

Bam is totally super clingy himself

You cannot convince me otherwise

He loves having an arm around you, kissing you, hugging you, anything

So if you do the same to him istg

Bro will melt

He loves it when you initiate contact

Honestly he could probably spend his entire life chilling and cuddling with you

He's like geniuenly so obsessed with it

Also compared to Johnny, Bam does not care if you kiss him around the guys

Literally not a single fuck given

He loves showing you off so if you do the same with him he will literally marry you

And listen I know I said that Bam's incredibly clingy right?

Well be prepared for when he's drunk

He's literally 10 times more clingy then he was before

If he could hold you 24/7 I promise that he would

a/n: im sorry that its so short, but i hope its okay :))

[wedrownlikeregulus]

Jegulus Hesdcannon pt.3

Regulus ' cold weather lover ' Black

+

James ' warm weather lover ' Potter

<3

[bedoballoons]

HELOELOEELO Saw your requests were open so can i request kaeya and childe poly relationship hesdcannons with chaotic but easily flustered reader :] reader also talks alot when theyre excited!

You absolutely can! I hope you enjoy and thank you so much for your request! I'm so sorry it took so long for me to write!

─⊰⁠⊹ฺ✿���𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤⊰⁠⊹ฺ✿─

{༻~Kaeya, Childe X You!~༺}

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𑁍༄Showing them something:

"So what do you two think! It looks fun, entertaining and it's close by!!" You exclaimed excitedly, holding up a poster for the event you'd been talking about for a hour now, your face slightly blushed and your heart racing as you waited for your two loving boyfriends to answer. They looked at eachother for a second before turning their attention to you, matching smiles playing on their lips as they nodded.

"Seems we'll have to attend, given how excited you are..." Kaeya said slowly, stepping towards you and leaning in to place a gentle kiss on your cheek, your blush darkening into a deep red. Childe followed after him, grabbing your hands in his gently and kissing your forehead. "I agree, after all it means we get to show you off~"

𑁍༄Cuddling with them:

You laid your head back, feeling so comfortable cuddled up between your two favourite people, Childe having his arm around you and Kaeyas hand holding yours, your fingers intertwined with his own. "I love you both so much..." You said quietly, feeling your heart swell with emotion and your face heat up as they looked at you.

Childe acted first, pulling you into his lap his hands resting on your waist as he kissed you, short but enough to tell you he felt the same. Kaeya leaned in from behind you, nuzzling his face into the crook of your neck, his voice slightly muffled as he spoke, "We love you too~"

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ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚ Have a nice day!*⁠.⁠✧

[mixxdpunch]

So appearntly ants have a smell? So anyway suegiku hesdcannon that Jouno hates the smell of ants but Tecchou loves them, and its the one argument they have in public that makes them look completely insane

[drdtnsfw]

Aceturo. Aceturo hesdcannons pleas???

For sure!

sfw:

They're both very insulting to each other to motivate the other- sometimes they mean it, and sometimes they don't. "You'll get even uglier if you don't eat more" doesn't mean Arturo literally thinks Ace is ugly(at least while they're dating) but it's his way of saying "eat, bitch." I don't doubt they actually mean it when they say the other is annoying as fuck though lol.

Ace sometimes does Arturo's hair when he wakes up early. His customers are going to be unconscious anyway throughout the procedure so it's not like he gets judged for hair crimes, but like... I don't doubt Arturo looks like a bird's nest when he wakes up in the morning if he didn't put it up before sleeping.

They are both proud of the other, but show it in the weirdest way possible. like "He's so fucking ugly, and he's won several competitions despite not practicing. Of course, I wouldn't operate on him though, his ugliness is what makes him unique."

nsfw(below cut)

They both have a thing about leaving marks on the other. Ace thinks it's Arturo's "body modification fetish, or some shit."

They both like it when the other is rough. Arturo is somehow even more stubborn than Ace when it comes to admitting it though.

They do have moments of tenderness, but it's like a comedy sitcom to an outsider. Aftercare is like Arturo wiping Ace's body and then slapping him softly with the same towel after Ace says something mouthy.

Arturo deeply regrets calling Ace weak when Ace nearly yanked his nuts off in the middle of a mutual handjob. They make it to third base eventually but it takes even more comedic shenanigans.

Thanks for the ask!

[tsumskz]

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[toesuckler]

i believe we all have one character who we like so much that we have piled hesdcannon upon headcannon on to the point where if we talk about them to anyone else theyll have no idea what the fuck we're talking about. we built a tower so tall no one can hear us yelling from below. sorta tragic

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Do you have any Gareth and Lady Danbury hesdcannons?

What do I think will happen in the show? I’m not sure. Lady Danbury had kids in the Queen Charlotte series so that might be foreshadowing Gareth being on screen.

I liked Lady Danbury’s relationship with Simon, so I headcanon that her and Gareth’s relationship will be similar except Gareth will be less stoic than Simon.