#hes the crow btw.

[golfishwiththebigeyes]

What’s that they say about eating your young?

tw: mild artistic crow gore

[soupdreamer]

He should’ve been at the club

[crowliphale]

humans some of your humanoids

[tomoeskiss]

he's so pretty

[clarissaweasley-10]

Jordie probably spent his last hours reflecting on how much he failed his little brother-

[mohntilyet]

they hated illario because he was a d1 yapper who was bad at assassinating people and was so annoyingly drunk and grief stricken at his cousin’s wake that viago had to drug him to shut him up (so what if he was also the guy who set his cousin up to die/disappear) . and also for working with the venatori and selling out the antivan crows i guess.

[undercover-grisha]

Inej: “I don’t want to talk about it.”

Kaz, incredibly amused: “You got arrested-“

Inej: “I don’t want to talk about it.”

Kaz: “For driving a carriage on the wrong side of the road.”

Inej, steaming:

Kaz:

Inej: “Are you just going to smugly smile or…”

Kaz, internally: “I think I love you.”

Kaz, out loud: “I’ll drive the carriage next time. Sit next to me and maybe observe something, Wraith.”

[vigilskeep]

SORRY this is MORE dialogue from lucanis’ recruitment quest i just need people to be going through this with me

[fbfh]

So I might have watched the Crow.... and I might have read the comics... and I might have made a 3 hour playlist... and I cannot stop thinking about Eric Draven. Just can't. Look at him

This man is a feminist. This man blew up a pawn shop to get an engagement ring back. This man is a metal guitarist which means you KNOW he's good with his hands. This man is canonically SO horny and SO sad. He aches. He laid down on his fiancée's grave and never intended on moving ever again. He has a cat named Gabriel because Shelley wanted a cat. This man is a protector of children who believes that recovery is possible. This man kills abusers violent criminals. He just fuckin. Recites contextually applicable poetry before murdering bad guys.

Eric Draven does not ever let anyone feel unsafe, especially not you. You're not afraid to go out at night or walk home anymore. You see crows and you know you're safe. You hear metal guitar coming from some rooftop in the distance and you know he's got you. He never lets you think anything is meaningless or trivial, he cares about details, your details. Your little thoughts and ideas and dreams. He is not ever going to let you feel pain again. Your safety, the safety of innocent people, of women and children and victims is not something he fucks around with. He is something you can count on.

[barrel-crow-n]

[dasiesanddarkness]

headcanon that Jesper once walked into Inej's room to find bloody sheets and freaked tf out and Inej had to explain that her period had just started to get him to calm down. so of course Jesper immediately went out to buy her chocolate and whatever painkillers were available (because Colm raised a good respectful boy that knows how to treat a woman on her period). when he returns, Inej is dumbfounded and can't believe he would do something like that for her. the rest of the week he makes sure she's okay, drinking enough, not in too much pain, etc. etc. he also helps her make a makeshift heating pad.

from then on Jesper tracks her cycle and, every single month without fail, brings her chocolate and pain killers on the first day. sometimes he shows up and Inej is like "no i have another week" and he goes "?? no it should be within the next day or so" and he's always right. hes forgetful about almost everything but never this

and post ck every time she leaves Ketterdam Jesper makes sure she's has enough chocolate and pain killers to get her through her voyage

[inabstentia]

One of the things that always made me angry in the Lucanis/Illario storyline is how Lucanis treats Illario, and how it is never addressed in game.

Before anyone attacks me, let me explain.

When Lucanis talks about his relationship with his cousin, he’s always saying nice things. How they are brothers, how he loves him dearly, how they have always been here for each other.

But when he talks about Illario ? I don’t think that he says ONE good thing about him as a person. It’s always “Illario is an idiot” “Illario doesn’t know what he is doing” “Illario sucks at his job”. And it’s not just to us, when Illario asks to accompany him during Bloodbath and Lucanis refuses, he says something along the lines of “You don’t think I’m capable ?” and Lucanis responds “Are you ?”

Like can you imagine how unbearable it must be at some point, to have the person who is supposed to love you more than anything always remind you how much of a failure you are ? Not trusting you, and always bringing you down with reproaches and disapproval ? He had been physically and emotionally abused by his grandmother who then proceeded to neglect him when she realized he wasn’t what she wanted. Illario is Lucanis only friend, but the same could be said for him too.

And if it was on purpose, it would not bother me at all ! I actually think that it would be great if Lucanis was presented as imperfect in his relationship because clearly, what’s going on with the Dellamorte is very complicated. More than just haha, Illario is jealous so he turned evil.

But I feel like it’s not where the narrative is going, because it’s never talked about ?? The way people talk about Illario almost feels like a running joke, or simply a bad way to show how amazing Lucanis is compared to his bad and very mean cousin. Obviously he’s not a good guy, and I’m not trying to justify his actions which were horrible. But the lack of depth in their whole storyline makes me want to scream.

Like what’s the moral Bioware ? What’s the message ?? ‘Don’t be jealous of your cousin and don’t try to steal the promotion he never even wanted ?‘ I just feel like so many more interesting things could have been said through Illario, Lucanis and Caterina about the circle of abuse but clearly, I’m asking too much…

[cultofmothman]

inktober day 9 - crow

pov yoir name is monty finch and a repressed cunty gayass ghost thats like 100 years older than you is talking about being scared of his own feelings (you are about to get rejected and subsequently become iconically bitchy to said ghost for the next 2 business days until you get your humansona taken away)

[housederiva]

Do you guys know how annoying it is to make any sort of accurate timeline for the crows? Please why isn’t there a codex entry telling me who each of the eight talons are in Veilguard?

[heartrender6]

everyone loves a traumatized unhinged witty character until they're not white

[gambitandrogues]

Hey friendly reminder that Jesper Fahey was supposed to be attending Ketterdam University, the same place the royal family decided to send Nikolai to (and assumed he was also attending). If I see one more person dumb Jesper down to comic relief when he was smart enough to get into the same school a prince was attending, it's on sight.