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toesuckler · 2 years ago

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i love my boyfriend so much

#ollie rambles #hes the best.#jeez... it'll have been 3 years when this school ends.#3 years of being together

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dashintrash · 2 months ago

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He is THE King (and the father)

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc pomni #tadc kinger #The Mystery Of Mildenhall Manor #he's my best friend he's my pal he's my homeboy my rotten soldier he's my sweet cheese my good time boy #if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this circus and then myself

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lokutofu · 4 months ago

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World’s Greatest Detective fails to correctly identify his children 😭

#bruce wayne #tim drake #cassandra cain #batman #dc comics #dc fanart #my art #based on a shower thought #batfam #batdad #he’s trying his best okay #bruce is a girl dad

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glitter-stained · 6 months ago

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Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

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Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

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Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

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And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

#supportive goons #Jason read somewhere that showing vulnerability helps being a good leader #they have pool parties #the goons love jason #best mafia boss ever #he knows all their names and helps their kids study for school #they're all very concerned to find out he's 19 #jason todd #under the hood #under the red hood #red hood's goons #oh to be a zombie drug lord in this economy #they're a little confused but they got the spirit #batman #batfam #batfamily #batman and robin #assigned trans at goon

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flufflecat · 2 months ago

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thinking about ford "human blood tastes better" pines

ford "i have been desiring blood more than usual" pines

stanford "was bitten by a fruit bat but still wrote the sentence 'i have been desiring blood more than usual'" pines

#gravity falls #ford pines #stanford pines #what is WRONG with him jfkdlsjklsa #he and bill really WERE made for each other. lord alive man.#ford how many different types of blood have you definitely not sampled to have a distinct ranking in which human blood is the best #ford you wrote this BEFORE you went insane. ford.#this was you at your normalest. comparatively speaking.

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fanaticalthings · 1 month ago

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Jason Todd with his goons:

#jason with his family: 😡💀🤢🤬#jason with his goons: 🥰💕😇#crime lord jason may be a villain but hes not a monster (a capitalistic pig that doesnt treat their workers with respect)#yk jason be treating his employees like theyre his children even tho theyre all old enough to be HIS parents lmaooo #he be giving the best benefits and pay fr #all the other gotham rogues are jealous he has such a loyal workforce #jason todd #red hood #incorrect quotes #dc #crack #twitter #dc comics #fanatical posting

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bakedbeanchan · 9 months ago

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random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄

#and they were forced to raise each other...#baked bean originals #avatar the last airbender #atla #katara #sokka #sorry hakoda i don't think you count #couldn't have you just left one dude back home instead of giving your 13 yr old kid a martyr complex #cmon man #i don't think he's a bad dad but that was not the best decision

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softmeetscreatureplz · 2 months ago

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I FUCKING LOVE MY DAD DJDJDNNDNF

#hhhhhh #hes the best.#fuck.#im like almost crying here wth #he gave me nd my little brother a coupon thing for a halloween when were 20+ (bca my mom is aaaaa-) for dressing ip in famcy expensive bear #costumes together for a halloween #yknow. the thing i wanted to be this uesr that i was rlly excited abt that my mom shut down #(i dont even remember mentioning amy of this. that is normal tho-)#and im just #hhh #i fucking love my dad you giys #enea rambles <3

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haroldhighballjordan · 2 years ago

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sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

#the best part of all is that I also knew the ex boyfriend because he worked at this place my friend was the manager of #and I texted my friend like ‘yo have you heard about this cat situation’#and she was like ‘I swear to god if one more person asks me about this fucking cat’#it was the drama of the century #the whole city was up in arms over this cat

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symphonyofsilence · 2 months ago

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Let the poor man rest.

#also no he doesn't want to experience life as a normal person. no he wouldn't sacrifice his powers to live again.#he LOVED being powerful. he was very proud of his powers. he was at the top of the world. what he disliked was being so lonely at the top.#which having reunited with Geto now he is not.#and he wanted to keep the next generation safe due to his past regrets and teach a generation of kids to be at the top together.#and he wanted to get rid of the corrupt higher-ups and reform the Jujutsu society.#and he did all of that. Yuta and Yuuji are both alive and safe and the kids are all reunited with each other stronger than ever #and the higher-ups are d**d.#Gojo obviously wouldn't hate to keep living. he clearly didn't expect to lose and die. but as he himself confirmed #he died doing what he loved. he went out the way he wanted. he went out with a bang. he had the best fight of his life and gave it his all.#as he said 'he had fun'. he said it would have been embarrassing if he died of old age or sickness.#and now that he's gone he's happy with his friends and especially Geto. he found peace.#He said it himself 'Now i'm wishing that it's not just a dream'.#also for those of you who say that Geto & Gojo wouldn't be together because one would go to hell and one to heaven... no. just no.#first of all. Gojo did a mass m*r*** before his death #second of all. they're Buddhists. they don't have heaven and hell. don't bring Abrahamic religions into everything.#and you'd be surprised by the excuses the Abrahamic religions find to not let people in heaven.#probably Gojo wouldn't go to heaven even if he didn't kill the higher-ups due to...idk... occasionaly doing pranks or sth.#but Gege apparently created a whole other afterlife of his own. and Toji Geto Gojo Nanami and everyone were all gathered there together.#you SAW that. so stop.#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #jjk gojo #gege akutami #my two cents #satosugu

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lazylittledragon · 3 months ago

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enrichment for the baby rogue

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #tavstarion #dadstarion #astarion #tav #plot twist she DEFINITELY saw him but decided not to say anything #he's too shy the best he can do is flowers #they can't see dorian's family very often because he Will teach all the niblings how to lockpick #my favourite domestic astarion future is where he's been gently encouraged to get a hobby

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bbbbbbbbatman · 6 months ago

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Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave

#the first time it happens he's just like oh whoops that'll be awkward #the second time: well that's not ideal #the third time: fucking hell why did i make a persona that cant keep it in his pants #Clark angsting about why his best friend doesn't trust him enough to tell him his secret identity:#:( why doesn't he trust me after all we've been through together #bruce: i have fucked too many people here including you and you can never know #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #dc #mine

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magentasnail · 4 months ago

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I'm absolutely obsessed with the book of bill, best thing i've ever read and it no joke gave me actual nightmares !! 100/10

#book of bill #gravity falls #gf #bill cipher #art #my art #digital art #artist on tumblr #this was supposed to be a simple fan art because i had to make something #and technically it only took 3 hours which is not much for me #and it's one of the best things ive ever made so i'm happy !#also mild spoiler ->->#but i tried to make it look both like him coming out of the book to getcha #and also like he's trapped into the book and is desperately trying to grasp on you to save him

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pocket-dragon · 11 months ago

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POV you ate shit during the family drama hour and your adopted peepaw needed your dogs help finding the Temple

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #dnd #bg3 spoilers #durge #the dark urge #durge spoilers #bg3 scratch #dusk #bg3 withers #comic #scratch and my durge share a warriors bond #he is the best boy #doing his best OH NO your one the floor and I AM CONCERNED #big doggo moment

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visenyaism · 6 months ago

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Louis: so i got into the confessional booth and i said to the priest I LAID DOWN WITH A MAN!! I LAID DOWN WITH THE DEVIL!! AND HE HAS ROOTS IN ME, ALL HIS SPINDLY ROOTS IN ME! AND I CANT THINK NOTHING ANYMORE BUT HIS VOICE AND HIS WORDS! PLEASE! HELP ME! I AM WEAK! I WANNA DIE! but Lestat, he knew where I was and he found me, Mr. Molloy. He found me and punched clean through that priest’s-

Armand on that damn ipad:

#iwtv #sorry im only 2 episodes into season 2 but the revelation that he’s playing minecraft the whole time. best character ever

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