#hes such a treat

[atomra]

neuro really seems like children would have a GREAT time with him they would just constantly be two seconds from some kind of Death By Contraption. inviting him into your home is the opposite of baby-proofing.

HAHAHAH IM GLAD YOU READ MY TAGS LMAOOO

I've thought about it before, and like, I really think Neuro would be the WORST parent in the way he would let them do whatever they wanted. Absolutely spoil them. Murder anybody that tried to harm a hair on their head. Get them to help him build things— just IMAGINE the art sessions!

Not to mention, long term exposure to his demon energy might do funny things to them. Probably don't need kids growing horns or anything.

Probably.

[starridge]

puppet hour was brutal

[fanaticalthings]

Jason Todd with his goons:

[chilpilled]

his smile and optimism…….gone………

[p1nkshield]

Damian: Todd prepare. I’m going to kill you!

Jason: you can try but it probably won’t stick!

Bruce: what is this about?

Jason: I sent baby pictures of knife child to the robins group chat.

Damian: WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE THOSE TODD?!?

Jason: If I wanted something I would bribe Talia with them.

Damian: what? LIES! NEITHER OF MY PARENTS WOULD STOOP TO SUCH A LEVEL RIGHT FATHER?

Bruce: …

Damian: father?

Bruce:… how much?

Damian: FATHER?!?

Bruce: name your price!

Damian: NO!

[steelsartcorner]

nobody took my pen away so the hades-crossover-fever continues. i’m ill

others: the dark urge (OC); minthara (bg3), karlach (bg3), shadowheart (bg3), gale (bg3), halsin (bg3), lae'zel (bg3), astarion (bg3), kotallo (horizon)

[as-i-watch]

In which Senshi persistently tried to raise a middle aged guy due to cultural differences

[morebird]

how could I resist mr. dark, complex and intriguing

[carlyraejepsans]

FLOWEY FANCLUBBERS MAKE SOME NOISE

[straycatj]

なんかくれですよ

くれたらねるですよ

Give me some treats and I'm going to sleep after I have them...

[chloesimaginationthings]

You think FNAF Pit Bonnie has William’s memories?..

[wolfythewitch]

son. my son

[majinbangus]

You've always wanted a dog. It doesn't matter what kind, you'd be happy with any, but no matter how much discussion, Soap never budges, holding the exact opposite opinion about dogs. Which you understand given his experiences with them, but it's still a little disappointing.

Until he compromises one day under the condition he gets to choose the dog. Specifically a guard dog, in his words. One he's known and worked with multiple times. One he trusts to take care of his sweet lass. One that will protect.

You get so excited, you buy the collar and everything, eagerly waiting the day Soap is coming home with the dog... only to be confused when Ghost walks in behind him, no dog in sight.

"Uh, hi, Simon?" You peek around the man. Perhaps the dog is hidden behind the man's massive frame. It's not. "Don't take this the wrong way, but what are you doing here?" You shoot Soap a confused look. "And where's the dog you promised me?"

Soap chuckles at your confusion. "He's right here, sweetheart." He pats Ghost's shoulder, and the man takes one big step closer to you, closing the gap within that single stride. The shadow he casts somehow makes him look larger. "You said you'd be happy with anything, and I got you the best one! Ghost'll do anything you say—sit, stay, attack—you'll love him!"

You're not quite convinced. Can't lie and say you're not a little disappointed, but all thoughts of dissatisfaction are briefly forgotten when Ghost reaches down to grab your wrist, the one loosely holding the leather dog collar in hand, and undoes the buckle for you. He then guides your limp hands to slip it around his neck, adjusting it perfectly before letting your hands drop. When he pulls away, a shiver runs through you at the hungry gleam in his eyes, smirk evident in his voice.

"Woof."

You gulp. Maybe Soap is right. Maybe you will love him.

[pangur-and-grim]

he almost died, so now he’s allowed to be a brat forever

[lunarcrystal]

Oh I love the little egg boi's so much

[abd-appleboxdog]

I love these fools so much. I hope in the end they stay together or keep in touch. I heart them its like the dad who didn’t want a cat but loves the cat