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when the time comes | samuel seo x reader
summary: you rush home just to find samuel bloodied, his calm only fueling your anger. as he makes a promise you’re unsure you can trust, you wonder how long you can wait for him to choose between this life and you.
tw: mentions of blood (and samuel idk he just seems like a whole trigger warning)
author's note: it's my first time writing samuel i'm not sure if i made him nonchalant or just a bitch
i kinda want to make a part two of this.... and i may or may not plan it to be smut 👀 | masterlist
The door to the apartment creaked open, revealing Samuel leaning heavily against the frame. His shirt was torn and bloodstained, knuckles were bruised and swollen, an evidence of a fight that had gone far longer than it should have.
He stepped inside, letting the door swing shut behind him, and trudged toward the bathroom without turning on the lights. He barely glanced at his reflection as he grabbed a towel to clean himself up.
Your phone call interrupted the silence. His phone buzzed insistently on the counter, your name lighting up the screen. He sighed and answered, pressing the phone to his ear.
“Yeah? What's up?” His tone was casual, as if you were just calling to ask what he wanted for dinner.
“Samuel?” Your voice was sharp. “You home?”
“Mm-hm.”
Something in his tone set you on edge. “Are you okay? You sound… off.”
“I’m fine, no need to worry.” he said, brushing the question off like a fly on his shoulder.
“Fine?” you repeated. “Hey, fine doesn’t sound like this. What’s going on?”
“Nothing you need to worry about,” he replied.
That was all you needed to hear. “I’m on my way.”
“You really don’t have t-"
But the line had already gone dead. He set the phone back on the counter and returned to dabbing at his wounds, muttering to himself,
"Guess that's happening."
“Are you kidding me, Samuel?” you snapped, storming over to him. “What the hell happened to you?”
He looked up at you, completely unfazed by your outburst. “Long day.” he said simply, as if that explained everything.
“...Long day?” you echoed in disbelief. “You’re covered in blood!”
He shrugged. “Most of it’s not mine.”
The way he said it so casually made your blood boil.
“Do you even hear yourself right now? You look like you walked out of a war zone, and you’re just sitting there like it’s nothing!”
“It’s not nothing,” he said, leaning back against the cushions with a faint wince. “But it’s not worth freaking out over, either. I’m still here, aren’t I?”
You crossed your arms, glaring down at him. “You’re impossible, you know that?”
He smirked faintly, raising an eyebrow. “You love it.”
“No, I tolerate it,” you shot back, grabbing the first-aid kit. “And only because I don’t have a choice.”
You knelt beside him, your hands moving with practiced precision as you cleaned his wounds. Despite your anger, you couldn’t stop the worry gnawing at your chest. “You can’t keep doing this, Samuel. You know that.” you said quietly.
He sighs. “Yeah, yeah, I know.” he replied, his tone annoyingly nonchalant.
“Do you?” you snapped, glaring up at him. “Because it sure doesn’t seem like it.”
His smirk softened, but his eyes stayed steady. “I do. But I’ve got my reasons.”
“Yeah? And what are those?”
He shrugged again. “Unfinished business.”
“Ugh. That’s not an answer,” you said, sitting back on your heels.
“It’s the best one I’ve got for now.”
You shook your head, frustration bubbling to the surface. “Fine, keep your secrets. But this can’t go on forever, Samuel. Sooner or later, you’re going to have to make a choice.”
His smirk reappeared, but it seemed gentler. “When the time comes, I’ll stop.”
“You’ve said that before.”
“And I’ll mean it every time,” he replied. “When the time comes, I’ll marry you. And when I do, it’ll be over.”
You stared at him, torn between anger and disbelief. “You’re unbelievable.”
“That's just me.” he said with a lazy grin, his tone almost teasing.
You stood up, shaking your head but refusing to let him see the small smile threatening to break through. “But if you think I’m just going to patch you up every time you come home looking like this, you’ve got another thing coming.”
“Sure you will.” he said, leaning back with a satisfied sigh.
And damn it, you both knew he was right.
#lookism#ay4tou#lookism fic#lookism x reader#samuel seo#samuel x reader#samuel seo x reader#seo seongun#hes such a red flag#i love red flags
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Me talking about my partner: yeah we haven’t talked in a bit so obviously im a little worried about everything
The girl i met today: yeah no i get that, my boyfriend actually has been looking for backups, and changing his status to single even though we’re dating
#red flags#hes such a red flag#friends#(your tags here)#i cant think#relationship#like i was worried for myself#but im more worried for you#random
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Belphie feels good enough to climb!!! that's actually huge
#belphegor#there were so many little red flags that had me anxious before his diagnosis#and one of them was that he stopped climbing on the shelves#so to see him up there.......it made me so happy#he gets to be a kitten again!!! after going through so much!!
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remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight
#media illiteracy I am fighting u with a sword#american psycho#halloween#horror comedy#idolizing Patrick is a red flag. thinking he’s a pathetic twerp and finding the film funny is not
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This is petty fandom salt, BUT... I've been chewing on this phenomenon that I've been calling "Fandom's Darling". It is related to things like "Author's Darling" and "Mary Sue / Gary Stu" and "Protagonist Halo" and all that jazz, where one character gains a peculiar narrative weight in a story.
"Author's Darling" is when a writer has a favorite character, and the world and all other characters sort of get... warped to put the Darling in the spotlight. It's most noticeable in TV shows with multiple writers, when a character you personally like suddenly has their previous characterization destroyed to make another character look good somehow. Every other character might become weirdly incompetent. The Darling's feelings are treated as The Most Important Feelings in any given situation. The logic of the fictional world seems broken past suspension of disbelief in order to validate this one character's beliefs or skillset or some other fantasy. And so on.
"Fandom's Darling" is what I've been calling the pattern where a fandom essentially crowns a New Protagonist for their fanfiction stories (it's often a side character rather than the original protagonist, but it can also happen to protagonists). This character becomes the self-insert for all sorts of indulgent fantasies, gaining special powers or backstories, and/or becoming the focus of extreme whump, and/or hooking up with all the various hotties, starring in all sorts of tropey AUs, and so on. They're not always an obvious Mary Sue version of themselves, but the character's original personality and interpersonal relationships tend to get warped or dropped completely, and other characters tend to become a little flat around them. I call it "Fandom's Darling" because it's not just one self-indulgent fantasy fic (you do you! Have fun!) with characterization choices that I don't vibe with (I have neither the time nor the desire nor the authority to police anything, I am just venting), but rather a prolific mini-fandom of sorts revolving around this empty doll / fanon version of the chosen vessel character, so it becomes a little unavoidable.
I am salty about this (mildly frustrated) (imagine a soft sigh of disappointment before I just go do something else) because you are FUCKED if you actually liked the canonical version of this character and their interpersonal relationships. It's almost worse than liking an obscure character that no one cares about. There's about a thousand fics starring your fave, but maybe only about a dozen of them are actually rooted in any kind of recognisable canon.
#I didn't watch Teen Wolf but I know this happened to that Stiles character#I'm not active in any DC fandom but it looks like this happened to Tim Drake and to a lesser extent Dick and Jason#In prequels-era Star Wars it seems to be Obi-Wan; he's the spark/focus of this post here; bring back his flaws I like that he kind of sucks#sometimes a Fandom's Darling comes out of an Author's Darling! usually Fandom's are vessels to fuck the “hottest guy” available though#I will probably turn reblogs off if this spreads too far because I really don't care if people write Mary Sue fanfic; can't cast that stone#squinting at every “intersex” tag like Inigo Montoya: “I don't think that means what you think it means.”#honestly the fantasy intersex thing is a separate & more serious post; but the fandom usage is a red/yellow flag for me when searching#tossawary fandom#fandom's darling
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Gojo Satoru sees you for the first time at a mutual friend's party—and immediately his eyes get stuck on you. the entire time he's watching you drink leisurely at the end of the couch, and roll your eyes at the dude bros attempting to flirt with you, while you ignored them.
after 40 mins of staring, he comes up to you and shoves the guy —pathetically trying to get you to sleep with him— off the armrest of the couch you're sitting on. Satoru just ignores the guy shouting at him and and throwing a fit on the floor. he takes a seat on the armrest instead and looks you dead in the eyes, and goes;
"you look like someone who thinks men ain't shit and would probably make a face that alone would make me cry."
you raise one of your eyebrows at him just a bit amused. confused whether he was trying to pick a fight or what else was he trying at. he goes on and continues what he was saying;
"so please fuck me."
#inspired by IRL encounter I had with this guy last year who was younger than me bro was literally 18 and I was 20#gojo Satoru#jujutsu kaisen#jjk gojo#gojo x reader#—^^#—gojoberry<3#satoru gojo x reader#gojo headcanons#satoru gojo#jjk#gojou satoru x reader#gojo satoru headcanon#loser!gojo#gojo x y/n#gojo x you#jjk x y/n#jjk x reader#I did laugh at him and said no TT o TT I'm sorry idk? I did kiss him before I left just to fuck with him. he was right I am mean like that#red flag reader#satoru headcanons#gojo satoru fluff#gojo fluff#not really meet cute sorry lmaooo#just talking about this with my friend and ykw ye it's gojocore#gojo core#gojo-drabbles#gojo imagine#gojo drabbles
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this is not the most important takeaway from that article, but we really, really need to talk more about scientology as an organization and how deeply evil, abusive, and exploitative it is. like truly any public figure associated with it on any level who doesn't publicly disavow it or speak out about it deserves an extremely high level of scrutiny.
#it always struck me as extremely weird that people never discussed gaiman in regards to his scientology links#and that gaiman himself never brought them up tbh#especially since his parents were actually MUCH higher up in the organization than i even realized#like the fact that he never publicly spoke out about it was kind of a red flag in retrospect#neil gaiman#text
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Tfw when ur ex bf turns out to be a psychopath and now you remember all of the red flags
Edit: I made a little comic on this
#kinda based on a real story#skyfire is that one friend that only tells you all of the red flags AFTER they broke up#like they would be totally fine and then post relationship he tells you that Starscream took him to break into a house#and he didn’t realize they were robbing the place until the cops came and Starscream was gone#you were just never going to mention this??#transformers#transformers fanart#transformers g1#starscream#skyfire#skystar#jetfire#jetstar
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I'M NOT YOUR DOLL AND I'LL THINK FOR MYSELF AND I'LL LIVE FOR MYSELF
#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#eddie dear#senjart#so#so. SO!#SO ABOUT TODAY'S UPDATE. WELL.#WELLLLLL!#eddie is happy. eddie is happy!#so excited for eddie's lobotomy arc#I have many MANY thoughts about today's update. by far the best one I should say#so much implications of the situation the puppets are in#how sally is so.... harsh towards eddie#and we got shown him having an outburst when hes left alone and doesnt know what to do#like he's so underappreciated but. delivering mails and making papercrafts are all he knows#his reison de'tre#his depersonalization on the armchair during the advertisement segment AND how frank reacted to it#he dropped the ''mr dear'' pretenses and called him ''eddie'' in such a concerned voice#AND MY GOD. RED FLAGS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!#PUPPET ON THE STRING THEORY REAL? SCRIPTS THEORY REAL? OR AM I JUST TWEAKING#HMMM HMMMMMMMMM#ANYWAYS I'LL THINK OF MORE STUFF TO ADD HERE ONCE IM NO LONGER SLEEPY
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HYUNJIN | SO GOOD
#hyunjin#skz#stray kids#bystay#staydaily#gifs#YeahhHJHHHHHHHH DANCE FOR ME HYUNJIN.#the red light making me like im an angry bull who’s about to run into the red flag at full speed#flight or fight instinct is triggered and im about to fight him#he’s just so perfect i fear 😰
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buddy suggesting his evangelical sol-worshipping grandfather replace yolanda and excusing the clear issues with bias by saying “well all clerics have some deity, it’s never going to be completely neutral” sits VERY wrong with me when remembering that yolanda literally gave up her divinity to become a teacher??
#idk maybe he just doesn’t know that stipulation but that raised a major red flag for me#my hackles are RAISED motherfuckers#fantasy high#d20#dimension 20#buddy dawn#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#yolanda badgood
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"meat is meat. i can butcher it all the same."
[cw knives, blood, implied violence/murder, dark!au] happy spooky szn everyone!! here is a sketch of a butcher!ghost au that @bressynonym has cooked up that i am obsessed with... have a fun and safe halloween everyone!
#simon ghost riley#simon riley#ghost cod#butcher au#dark simon riley#mine♥#i wonder if anyone will notice some of the creepy second reads i put in the background :3c#his tattoo is of an autopsied seraphim angel. its all cut open w butcher lines for cuts drawn on it#and he has some lambs too#the red flags are waving. and brother i am charging toward them like a raging bull lemme tell ya
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did it mean anything to you?
#gravity falls#billford#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#the book of bill#tbob#bill x ford#bill x stanford#pre-betrayal#my art#here’s a fun game: spot every single red flag illustrated in this comic#i’m tired of people glossing over bill’s canon attitude towards ford. everything in this comic was done on purpose#hes a seedy manipulative bastard#ford run!!!!!!!!!!! you are being strung along by a fuckass triangle#while your other gay situationship with someone who actually respects you is falling apart#ford did not deserve all of this doomed yaoi in his life
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Okay but tell me, why is charles leclerc such a red flag irl.
I can't defend that man anymore 😭
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Normal Friend Behaviour.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#lan xichen#Ring ring! It's your judgment call! None of the lan brothers are there to pick it up!#Lan Xichen is so openly like 'I trust Jin Guangyao so much! Our bond is so deep! I believe in him like you believe in wwx!'#The tension! I remember not knowing how this would go because woagh the red flags for betrayal were so strong here.#Now I have spoiler brain so I mostly see the heartbreak coming but I still remember the anxiety of thinking lxc would betray lwj.#The way LXC compares his relationship to JGY is so funny to me. They aren't technically canon but...like....come on.#LXC *also* lets on that he knows LWJ has feelings for WWX. The implications are the loudest subtext I have seen.#Personally I see it as romantically one-sided on LXCs side. I think JGY knows and LXC denies his heart.#I think the tragedy is that JGY can't move past his need to make everything a game of chess to see LXC as more than an oppertunity#Here's the bigger tragedy: The one time he followed his heart...it led him to Qin-Su. Whom he loved dearly!#but...oh god was that ever a massive disaster that must have been internalized as 'following my heart is a mistake I can never make again.'#Ah - Happy Puffy Sleeves WWX debut day! We finally made it!#I'm personally a fan of the happy accident of WWX having white sleeves for this arc B*)
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listen persona fivers u guys can all personally hate morgana but to fabricate that joker also dislikes him is absolutely insane. that cat went missing for THREE DAYS and akira was literally going through all five stages of grief. literally picked up his schoolbag and started crying bc he was like “oh it’s so light without mona in it………where is he where are you where is my cat”
that bratty little cat is literally his BABY yes of fucking course he loves him he can’t properly function without that little brat cat
#like it’s absolutely insane when i hear mona slander bc i literally cry every time hes like#“i want to stay with you forever” or like “i know my place now. it’s here by your side” LIKE HOW DO PPL HATE HIM HE LOVES US SO MUCH ☹️☹️☹️#mona haters are the BIGGEST red flags stay the fuck away from me#persona 5#p5
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