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fxvcsd · 1 year ago

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showers w caelussy *giggles uncontrollably*

hc that caelus’ chest (where kafka insterted the stellaron) is extremely sensitive to the touch. like, if ur washing his chest in the bath for him (don’t ask how you got there), he’ll be all giggly and shit and chastise you for scrubbing his chest too hard, when in reality you’re barely brushing the loofa against his skin.

his complaining just makes you scrub harder, making him jolt forward and laugh harder.

cute caelus hours dttm .

@maitadori pookie look i posted :3

#📜 ; nenerature #caelus i want u so bad #hsr #hsr x reader #caelus x reader #gn! reader #honkai star rail #caelus honkai star rail #nene x caelus is so real dnot even try to deny it...shakes haed #hes so stinky i hate him #but like he's so cute so i also love him>??? wtf anyways #honkai star rail x reader #oneshots #imagines #headcanons #shower #intimate #relationships

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somanyfandomsorkinafs · 2 months ago

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WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT MORE FUNNY INTERACTIONS FOR PETER IN GOTHAM FICS.

(okay so Spiders are my hyperfiction animal of the month and we gotta talk about it!)

^ hyperfiction do hyperfiction. like, Peter would NOT like Nightwing just for the fact that he’s blue. Spider’s HATE blue. Like actively. (It’s funny considering that Spider-man is red AND BLUE)

But Peter WOULD like to hang with Robin, Red Robin, Signal and Red Hood. (Green is spider’s favourite colour. Other colours they are known to like is Red and yellow)

PETER SHOULD BLEED BLUE!!!!! Spiders have blue blood and if we are saying that his human dna and Spider dna is mixed then Peter has red AND blue blood. It’s freaky/pos

If Peter is part jumping spider then he should wave to people as threats!!!! Jumping spiders literally do the fake slit your throat thing with waves!!!!

His limbs should just randomly move weird. Like how a hyper motive person’s body might contract weird, his should do that. It’s trying to work like a spider(extend and then flex) but his human body Don’t work like that!!!

Also his super hearing? More like super vibrations! Through walls! He can hear things through walls! (He learns too much cause of it…)

He should get to move into the Wayne manner and immediately just make a clutter spot for him to nap in. He sleeps in the darkest parts of the house. He falls asleep in fresh laundry cause it’s warm. His room STINKS but he’s so happy about it…. It attracts flies and he’s even happier.

LET MY BOY BE MORE SPIDERY!!!!!!

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crowcrash · 1 year ago

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The Prophet Morrowseer

#morrowseer wof #always liked his character #just a big stinky old man #hate his guts tho ❤️#i want to know more about him though #like how did he become so important to the tribe #and how did they come up with the prophecy #AND WHY WERE HE AND SECRETKEEPER TOGETHER OMG #i especially want to know about their relationship and how it came to be and then obviously fell apart #everytime i see something abt morrowseer i remember the time moon saw his corpse #and thought huh what’s his deal #homegirl had no idea #she dodger a bullet tho #anyway #morrowseer is cool and interesting and i want to know more about him #wings of fire #wof #wings of fire art #carnelian rambles

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javierduffy · 16 hours ago

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but when they're out on that river bank alone, what javier should be loyal to doesn't feel as confusing anymore

#also known as 'he wants so badly to run away with his boyfriend and marry him and live happily ever #after'#but his commitment to dutch and the gang breaks his heart #i want them to be happy SO BAAAD SO BAD IM GOINGN TO THROW YP #also the top right one comes w a headcanon #which is that kieran can only bathe if javier is there (and only javier) because otherwise he's too terrified of being k*lled for either bei #ng trans or just in general because he's alone #so that's why he's usually stinky #he really hates being stinky but he doesn't consider it worth dying over #anyway i love them so bad and their little fishing dates #kieran infodumps the whole time and javier feels so lucky to be alive because he knows kieran doesn't talk around anyone else near as much #if at all #javier knows 99% of the fish knowledge but he never interrupts and is always happy to listen to kieran yap about every other topic too #i need to put javi in an 'i ❤️ my autistic boyfriend' shirt #ok i'll shut up now #also i know this composition looks like total shart i'm literally the worst at doing them </3 be nice to me #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #kieran duffy #javier escuella #javieran #am i allowed to say that i own this ship #considering i literally made it LOL i feel so proud even tho it also makes me miserable that i bascially have no one to talk to abt them #image #art #hero draws sometimes

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tetraandtheapples · 3 months ago

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Erm!! I did more art!!!!!! My art style is so inconsistent I want to draw more realistically but I'm goofy goober at my core....... Gehahahaha

Also???? Pony Error under cut??????? (and a few error sketches!) Hidden slightly because I'm still a bit unsure about the design RAHH

I think it'd be cool if he had strings all over his body like he was some mangled stupid hasbro official pony plushie...... but the strings were like insanely last minute LMAO so I want to redo it again with that in mind.... when the pony takes me over again.

Transcript for Pony Info (because my handwriting is a bit messy)

PONY INFO!

Strings run along entire body

Used to have a cutie mark, but the file is "lost"

Horn sparks & glitches dangerously when using magic

-> Not harmful to him, but strong emotions can cause it to flare up (basically when the horn starts fuzzing a lot you know he's close to a full-on reboot)

Whatever the hell this thing is core -> (pic of very stupid looking Hasbro official Princess Twilight Sparkle plushie with brushable hair!!!! Batteries not included)

↓ WARNING!!! STUPID IDIOT BELOW!!!!!!! 🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☣️☣️☣️☣️☣️☣️☣️🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 ↓

#utmv #swapdream #swad sans #swapdream dream #swan sans #swapdream nightmare #error sans #gamers err.... they're really stupid!!!#I hate them so much!!!! (LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE i love them actually with all my being)#I have no idea what I'm doing I'm not used to tumblr editor #I want to make my page look cooler..... maybe 2010s theme..... can i do that perhaps?#Stupid idiots!!!! Sorry my demons #I should probably make an intro post too but idk what to say.... other than “helo i like erm. Undertale! I like..... pretty much only UTMV!#This is mostly a lie I like other things but I'm only going to be posting UTMV mainly #Sigh getting off track anyways!!!!! Idiots!!! I hate them!#Swad he's so prim and proper and completely obnoxious #I feel like with him being completely manic 24/7 he wouldn't take care of himself very well #Like if it weren't for the self healing thing he would look absolutely terrible. Rotting teeth cracked bones etc etc and he would not care #He would still prance around in fields of daisies tho he is literally too hyped up #I feel like he would chase Swan like until his body physically could take no more #One sec he's approaching at full speed and the next he shuts down completely & collapses just because his body literally ran out of juice #Error is striving for that hobocore aesthetic he will not change his clothes ever he constantly repairs the same ones #I also feel like Error would be like. insanely stinky (PEE-YEW!)#Water doesn't interact well with his body so he avoids it best he can #he can only take sponge baths for hygiene and even that is like insanely prickly for him.... Feels like pins and needles sizzling on his bo #Sighs that's it for me gamers!!!!!! Ramble in the tags over #Swad OUTTT!!!! *bursts through ceiling leaving swad shaped hole in your roof*

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ishotmydickoff · 1 year ago

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"We live in a society, Brock..."

#my art #master frown #brock #unikitty #unikitty frock #he's up at 3 am #i hate him [i love him so much he's so silly]#throwing tomatoes at him #goofy ahh #<3 #goofy goober #goofy little guy #stinky #canon #frock

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whirlybirbs · 2 months ago

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it’s 5:20am i cannot sleep i am consumed with thoughts and yearning for keigo takami i need to be euthanized

#literally these days all i do is Lay Awake and Wither Away #the nightmares have been exponentially worse lately #fun fact ur local fanfic author has Problems.#idk man there’s just something haunting about having reoccurring nightmares about your ex and every time u close ur eyes it’s throwing u #right back into the pit of hell that was that relationship #it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine i just no Longer Trust People #anyways this is a vent post and it is so cringe and lame #i just have never Hated an ex before so there’s a lot i’m coming to terms with especially considering how Fake he is #idek man IDEK!!!!!1!!1!1!#i rlly sacrificed so much to love and live with him and he said ‘mmmmmm now i have u in my grip’#whatever it’s fine he’s stinky and honestly the fact honey (the blog intern and my cat) doesn’t miss him AT ALL says so much #seriously she is so nonplussed by his absence it’s wild #eating fine sleeping fine shitting fine #SAYS A LOT. SAAAAYS A LOT. whatever whatever whatever #i would hit that emotionally immature man with my car if given the chance and yknow what. nick if ur reading this you’re one of the #most.#emotionally immature people ive ever had the misfortune of knowing.#what a shame you lost me #the best thing and healthiest thing that ever happened to you #because of your own actions and your own inability to take accountability for your mental health and actions #tell your mom i say hi #and tell your exes im sorry i ever doubted any of them x_x #WEEEEE what a vent #listen to big sister birbs when she says don’t date men who have something horrific to say about each of their exes

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szynkaaa · 1 month ago

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Can't wait for the DLC to drop and avenge my wife in my past life.

#The ham talks #God I have so many feelings for the DO and 4th spider sister #The fact that the previous one was married/about to get married??? And possibly in love #I'm just.#I love this stinky monkey so much.#Also also the fact the he doesn't seem to remember he but she clearly remembers him 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#Chapter 4 truly is just about sad love stories. Violet spider #4th spider sister #Hongyi and the dusk veil #I HATED crawling through that bug infested cave so much but the story was just SO GOOD #black myth wukong #black myth rambling

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skezzzoutofservice · 2 months ago

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Really quick Bill doodles cuz I need to sleep

HEADCANON IG??

If Bill played Brawl Stars, he would main Edgar, Carl probably and maybe even Buzz, not very sure of those two but I'm 100% convinced that he's an Edgar main

choke him

#the eltingville club #silly drawing #doodle #welcome to eltingville #bill dickey #brawl stars #edgar brawl stars #mentioned #I lowkey hate him #I lowkey wanna choke him #he so stinky #headcanon

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mrfishyguy · 4 months ago

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day eighbt: reigen stinky man

#mrfishyguy #artists on tumblr #reigen arataka #mp100 #mpreg #mob psycho reigen #i hate this guy #he so stinky #im just kidding #i lobe him

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vamps-hmu · 1 year ago

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Quick Springtrap doodle I did

#my art #springtrap #fnaf #fnaf springtrap #wowie #I hate him sm hes so stinky #bad stinky man #makes out with him

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rewritingcanon · 2 years ago

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snape apologists: omg poor baby boy he never did anything wrong he’s had a rough childhood but he was always a sweetheart like hes a total victim! a victim!!! hes never done anything to warrant what he got and he deserves sm better than that absolute *insert any misogynistic term here* lily he totally didn’t deserve what SHE did to him 😢😢

canon snape, literally making whole ass spells that torture his enemies and being an overall sassy feral shit who also happens to be part of a gang of terrorists: