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happy boyfriend day to my beautiful bisexual babygirl
#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetblr#the guy who didnt like musicals#tgwdlm#paul matthews#i love him#hes so bisexual idk man#he def wanted to kiss bill during that one scene#also im like 80.5% sure its canon#blessed by mr matteson himself#but er idk#i love Paul#spence rambles
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you're grabbing lunch with a nice man and he gives you that strange grimace-smile that's popular right now; an almost sardonic "twist" of his mouth while he looks literally down on you. it looks like he practiced the move as he leans back, arms folded. he just finished reciting the details of NFTs to you and explaining Oppenheimer even though he only watched a youtube about it and hasn't actually seen it. you are at the bottom of your wine glass.
you ask the man across from you if he has siblings, desperately looking for a topic. literally anything else.
he says i don't like small talk. and then he smiles again, watching you.
a few years ago, you probably would have said you're above celebrity gossip, but honestly, you've been kind of enjoying the dumb shit of it these days. with the rest of the earth burning, there's something familiar and banal about dragging ariana grande through the mud. you think about jeanette mccurdy, who has often times gently warned the world she's not as nice as she appears. you liked i'm glad my mom died but it made you cry a lot.
he doesn't like small talk, figure out something to say.
you want to talk about responsibility, and how ariana grande is only like 6 days older than you are - which means she just turned 30 and still dresses and acts like a 13 year old, but like sexy. there's something in there about the whole thing - about insecurity, and never growing up, and being sexualized from a young age.
people have been saying that gay people are groomers. like, that's something that's come back into the public. you have even said yourself that it's just ... easier to date men sometimes. you would identify as whatever the opposite of "heteroflexible" is, but here you are again, across from a man. you like every woman, and 3 people on tv. and not this guy. but you're trying. your mother is worried about you. she thinks it's not okay you're single. and honestly this guy was better before you met, back when you were just texting.
wait, shit. are you doing the same thing as ariana grande? are you looking for male validation in order to appease some internalized promise of heteronormativity? do you conform to the idea that your happiness must result in heterosexuality? do you believe that you can resolve your internal loneliness by being accepted into the patriarchy? is there a reason dating men is easier? why are you so scared of fucking it up with women? why don't you reach out to more of them? you have a good sense of humor and a big ol' brain, you could have done a better job at online dating.
also. jesus christ. why can't you just get a drink with somebody without your internal feminism meter pinging. although - in your favor (and judgement aside) in the case of your ariana grande deposition: you have been in enough therapy you probably wouldn't date anyone who had just broken up with their wife of many years (and who has a young child). you'd be like - maybe take some personal time before you begin this journey. like, grande has been on broadway, you'd think she would have heard of the plot of hamlet.
he leans forward and taps two fingers to the table. "i'm not, like an andrew tate guy," he's saying, "but i do think partnership is about two people knowing their place. i like order."
you knew it was going to be hard. being non-straight in any particular way is like, always hard. these days you kind of like answering the question what's your sexuality? with a shrug and a smile - it's fine - is your most common response. like they asked you how your life is going and not to reveal your identity. you like not being straight. you like kissing girls. some days you know you're into men, and sometimes you're sitting across from a man, and you're thinking about the power of compulsory heterosexuality. are you into men, or are you just into the safety that comes from being seen with them? after all, everyone knows you're failing in life unless you have a husband. it almost feels like a gradebook - people see "straight married" as being "all A's", and anything else even vaguely noncompliant as being ... like you dropped out of the school system. you cannot just ignore years of that kind of conditioning, of course you like attention from men.
"so let's talk boundaries." he orders more wine for you, gesturing with one hand like he's rousing an orchestra. sir, this is a fucking chain restaurant. "I am not gonna date someone who still has male friends. also, i don't care about your little friends, i care about me. whatever stupid girls night things - those are lower priority. if i want you there, you're there."
he wasn't like this over text, right? you wouldn't have been even in the building if he was like this. you squint at him. in another version of yourself, you'd be running. you'd just get up and go. that's what happens on the internet - people get annoyed, and they just leave. you are locked in place, almost frozen. you need to go to the bathroom and text someone to call you so you have an excuse, like it's rude to just-leave. like he already kind of owns you. rudeness implies a power paradigm, though. see, even your social anxiety allows the patriarchy to get to you.
you take a sip of the new glass of wine. maybe this will be a funny story. maybe you can write about it on your blog. maybe you can meet ariana grande and ask her if she just maybe needs to take some time to sit and think about her happiness and how she measures her own success.
is this settling down? is this all that's left in your dating pool? just accepting that someone will eventually love you, and you have to stop being picky about who "makes" you a wife?
you look down to your hand, clutching the knife.
#writeblr#this is a mashup of like 3 dates i accidentally went on lol#by that i mean that i was out with a woman on a date in 2 of these situations#and a man just. joined us. and we were too awkward to say anything while he tried to ''date'' me#& one was a longterm friend that i was like. you what????#like he's nice he's a doctor and my mom was SO happy she was like raquel think about it#''it's a perfect love story you grew up together and reconnected as adults and like the same things and he's friends with ur brother#and his sister is one of ur close friends!!!''#yes but alas. he is a boy . she only likes girls. can i make it any more obvious#anyway im tryna write about like the force of male attention being actually incredibly ingrained to women like we are SUPPOSED to like it#it's seen as the only important thing#even if ur gay#and it's a nuanced thing idk#and while rn i i.d. as lesbian#like .... it wouldn't be UNTRUE to say i am probably like ''cusp bisexual'' bc i CAN experience attraction to men bc like .#sexuality is fluid...#don't tell straight ppl tho bc they do not understand the concept that ppl don't necessarily need a solid everlasting label#they're like GET in the BOX#if ur gay & in boston i'm 30 and pretty please come kiss me.#(i usually only date older ppl sorry in advance tho)
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Saw this portrait, you know I had to do it to him
Feel Free to take all of these, all I did was put a flag on a piece of paper
I won't be making anymore ( okay maybe one of just the bi flag too , but only if you want it.)
#stardew valley#sdv#stardew#stardew valley shitpost#sdv shitpost#stardew valley memes#stardew shitpost#stardew memes#stardew sam#sdv sam#sdv memes#stardew valley sam#sam stardew valley#sdv headcanons#stardew headcanon#stardew valley headcanons#trans headcanon#sdv bachelors#theyre all technically bi#trans rights#trans ftm#trans man#bi#bisexual#bisexual headcanon#who says he cant love penny and/or Sebastian#idk what flag stands for bi and trans so i just put them side by side
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Showing off
hes not landing btw. hes like. theyre like birds to me.
me giving animal traits to my beloved blorbos real
#murder drones#uzi doorman#serial designation n#murder drones uzi#murder drones n#murder drones fanart#nuzi#biscuitbites#hes so romantic man#idk what to tell you.#also if you look closely i overlayed it with the bisexual flag#they are both bi and im correct okay. im right#thecosmiccrow
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Happy last day to be legally gay (ft. brain dead Wittebane doodle under the cut)
#the owl house#toh#amity blight#Luz Noceda#lumity#wlw#bisexual pride#lesbian pride#philip wittebane#caleb wittebane#wittebane brothers#I was legit having Wittebane withdrawal#it would’ve felt so wrong to NOT tag this post with Philip because he’s basically all I draw#would you believe me if I told you this is the second time I’ve ever drawn Luz and Amity since 2021#god that evil white man has plagued my brain#today might be the last day to be gay#but hey#as a wise Dana once said#Be gay. Do crime.#also idk how anatomy works#if that wasn’t obvious#that’s a problem for future me to figure out
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can you draw older josh next…
i was planning at first drawing him than Bill. but my hand slipped. anyways 54 years old josh. pops. sorta. just an idea. a doodle..
#josh levy#yeah i think he will then get tired of that ponytail so no. no long haired papa#meh i will draw him better this was just quick older design but meh.#will get a lot of red skin too... he isnt like bill he does get out of his house sometimes. he takes sun. photosynthesis#i think he would try to be unrecognizable as possible like jerry. yknow changing his style. trying a bit at least he is trying#i think he would be fatter... not obese but yeah#and iiii think since he doesnt ends up so miserable like bill or pete. he will have some new friends... from college.#maybe a girlfriend... but i like to think he gets out of the closet and becomes a bisexual man and gets a boyfriend...#or still closeted... but yeah i think he could try changing since josh is one to never give up. and probably still talks with jerry#he dresses like an uncle... yeh#kino art#kino mail#i think when he gets older his beard becomes longer#the eltingville club#idk maybe give me ideas of their looks it was really random the thought
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Huevember 11
Karen and Rick but in the DND AU. (I just look at this and think 'Barbie learned eldritch blast' but ya know. Whatever.)
#my characters#oops i fell in love#shocking zero people rick is one of the most side characters you can side aside from erin#like at least he appears in canon OIFIL#he and karen are platonic soul mates for the record and that is SO important to me#karen is always surrounded by guys and decides to try a dating app and then matches with rick#and is like omg what a handsome guy ??? score?#and then goes on a date with him and is like sorry but has ANYONE told you that you're way cuter in person#and he is like excuse me? is that bad?#and she is just so devastated to explain sorry man you just make me want to treat you like a brother#i cant help it - youve got a stellar profile pic but dang the real deal is just. cute. bummer#and then they ghost each other and then they match on a different app#and after a while they start to meet up after matching but in a strictly friendly way to mourn the shot at romance#also karen is surrounded by bisexuals but is straight and then meets rick who is also straight and shes like#really im not shocked im feeling NOTHING for the only other straight person in my life#im going to go lie in a bag and sleep i hope#gotta take care of me and me has a headache#so i guess i should go get more water before death i mean sleep#idk why my hues are only for oifil ??? brain no work with hues and fanart ???
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anthony was so real for making frances bisexual on bi visibility day (((almost)))
#he actually did that for me personally it was his late bday present .... For Me#no but tbh to be stupid#i loveee it when characters are canonly bisexual..... and not just vaguely i mean like outright stated 😭#.. its a bit embarrassing so im not gonna note the noise of happiness i made when anthony was like “canonly bisexual scam likely”#out loud to people#or when henry turned out to be bi !#idk man warms my heart!#ive been identifying as bi for about 9-8 years now and its meaning has lessened a little bit but every once in a while it comes back!#dndads#dungeons and daddies#the peachyville horror#tph#francis farnsworth#dndads spoilers#dungeons and daddies spoilers
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I'm probably nonbinary but I have college so idrc about that rn
#man but weird. guy but kind of off with it.#okay my real genuine thoughts are that I consider 'nonbinary' to be just as descriptive as 'trans'#so to me it probably describes my gender experience. but in the sense that if you asked me what I am I'd tell you I'm a man#but idk.... my own relationship with the term “man” feels distinct from others.... I think everyone has their own unique relationship with#gender obviously BUT. I do not think I have the same thing going on as cis men. nor would I ever want that#...kind of a gender + bisexuality situation where any attraction I feel is gay attraction. I'll be honest#in an ideal world I could transition from female to Creature actually <- HE'S SANE#lab notes
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It’s been a while since I came on here but happy pride month to our one and only Bryce Larkin who 100% had a crush on Chuck Bartowski.
Speaking of Chuck, Happy Pride Month to his bisexual ass too.
#chuck#chuck bartowski#chuck nbc#bryce larkin#you cannot convince me that Chuck Bartowski isn’t bisexual#i know the truth#idk what people headcanon bryce’s sexuality to be#but he isn’t straight#and he most certainly was in love with chuck#down bad i’d say#casey and sarah probably aren’t straight either#maybe casey idk but sarah isn’t#HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO BUY MORE STAFF#especially anna but it took so many sources to find out cause i genuinely did not know#they should have given anna more time man
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every once in awhile i remember that one post where a bunch of people were like. "actually astarion is very masc for an elf. hes probably extremely manly by elf standards" as thoguh there arent literally other elves in the game who act extremely normal while asta is limp wrist thearter kid-ing all over the place like a disney villain. like baby girl its okay. you can get dommed by a prissy queen if you want nobody is judging you. this level of cope is not necessary
#i dont wanna be mean but the vibe was very uh...idk man#do straight woman understand that they can be attracted to a bisexual man who is just. extremely fruity. and thats okay.#i have no idea if they were Straight Women (tm) so i cant even say that with conviction#but the vibe was very uh. 'no!!! my boyFRIEND ISNT A F*G!!! HE ISNT!!!!!!' and it was genuinely bizarre#bg3
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I made a Yoshida-Denji roleswap AU some time ago but gave up on it cause I don't know how to design a good Ocean Devil Hybrid design LMAO 😭 Octopus Pochita's name is Takocchi, more random info in tags
#csm#chainsaw man#chainsawman#hirofumi yoshida#csm au#Yoshida is the Ocean Hybrid cause I think the fear of the ocean makes more sense than octopi for such a powerful devil#Idk ocean devil just seems like a more even match for the chainsaw devil#Yoshida bites his finger off and the tentacle starts forming from there and blah blah#Did that cause Denji's transformation is pretty violent and I needed some kinda balance#Denji's earring cord pull isn't like when he pulls the cord in og cause its not actually attached to him#its basically just the equivalent of yoshida crossing his fingers to summon octopus. chainsaw devil sees the motion#im too lazy to explain all the other au details i made up so far#maybe try and search my rambles on twt lmao#i tagged some with OctoYoshi AU iirc#Denji's angsty looking cause his whole thing for this au is just fighting the bisexuality devil /hj#TK's art
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Watching this show for the first with the knowledge that Buck is bi makes so many things so much more impactful than it would have if it I had watched it before
Like I just watched the scene where the old gay couple died and oh my god it makes it so much more impactful GAHHHHH
#going to eat a brick#like hes looking at these old photos#and listening to this old gay man#and hes telling him abt how much he loved another man#like oh my goddddd#idk older queer ppl helping younger aueer ppl find themselves is so important to me#even tho buck doesnt know hes queer#911 show#911 abc#911 fox#evan buckley#bisexual evan buckley
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how do i explain to people that my favorite game right now is a skyrim mod but also not really a skyrim mod in the sense of "it adds a mod to skyrim" but in the way of "it makes skyrim into a whole new game" . im obsessed can u tell
#im at 26 hours in enderal currently and its makig my brain go “HUH”#the fuckign cycle . . . . to me its reading like a ouroboros#anyways uhhhh i met calia finally too and i love her i cant wait to learn more about her#i have been flirting w jespar bcus . the blonde bisexual man has bewitched me [yay !]#uhhh what else . . . . idk . i just am having fun playing it while it fucks with my mind#yeah the voice acting is a bit funky but its also a free mod made by a small team . it adds to it entirely#dannie.txt#enderal#enderal forgotten stories#all that i ask is please no spoilers bcus im trying to play thru it blind and learning as i go#i would love to talk abt my prophet tho . . . . am working on him and hes . oh hes blorbo hes so blorbo#THIS GOT SO LONG IM SO SORRY i just like to talk ! ! ! !
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LAURENCE HARVEY a.k.a. LARUSHKA MISCHA / ZVI MOSHEH SKIKNE (born october 1st, 1928 - died november 25th, 1973)
“I always believed in Laurence Harvey, even when nobody else did. Especially when nobody else did.”
“Most people imagined they knew and understood Larry with little trouble. That was a big mistake. They didn't know how deep and complex, how elusive, he remained behind his social mask.” - Paulene Stone, his wife
“I cannot yield to failure, it would make far too many people happy.”
#i care him (obscure actor nobody is talking about)#idk man i felt inspired to make this and ive been working on it for the past several hours at my job. i wish it was my job#so-called free thinkers when they remember a guy. anyway!#the first gif is from the wonderful world of the brothers grimm and we're lucky i was able to even get it bc its GONE from tubi 💔#fortunately i got it from some clip on youtube abt the restoration but i had to include something from that movie#with a vague theme in these gifs of lesser known. appearances. i guess#the second is from when a bunch of actors went to this birthday celebration for noel coward#the next is from password (his silly little mannerisms and the lady's eyebrow raise at the end is killing me)#and then celebrity bowling followed by columbo and then lastly welcome to arrow beach#for those of you if any that cared where these all came from#i just think he's neat (guy that i would like to make a documentary on)#and well he deserved a good gifset. maybe ill even make more . it could happen#you should all still watch the wonderful world of the brothers grimm. just maybe not some of his other movies ive suffered through#the columbo gif could look better but for some reason the gif maker made all the colors suck :( and thats the best it was gonna look#it was a battle against source quality and tumblrs gif size limit#i also considered making other gifs but you know what im happy w six (i don't have the patience to do more)#that post thats going around of like you have to follow people that are obsessed w old hollywood actors. im doing my part#youd love him. he was a bisexual sarcastic bitch . and i also think hes 😵💫 but that was probably obvious#laurence harvey#not bothering 2 tag the movies#happy larry day. which inspired all this
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was abt to make a joke like "im like johnny berchtold if he was gay" and then i remembered
#listen. i have a relatively decent gaydar#so trust me when i say this#that man is gay#or maybe bisexual#idk WHAT he is but he ain't straight 😭#johnny berchtold#si yaps
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