#hes so GUUUHHHH

[cryptidteaparty]

*Sighs dramatically and dreamily*

David Burke Watson...

[meownotgood]

Making out with Aki,,,, that's it that's the ask

god he's just so good at it without even knowing... it starts with just a few quick pecks to your lips, but when he just can't stop kissing you it gets deeper from there.

he kisses you so slowly and so passionately and with so much love, he sighs into your mouth when your tongue finally meets his. he pulls you closer, laces his fingers with yours and kisses your lips over and over again, deeply and languidly, he takes his time like he could enjoy kissing you for hours (and he very well could).

[jellyfizh111]

GUUUHHHH hes so fine,,,

[itwasthereaminuteago]

Hannibal bringing Will elevated chicken soup in hospital is just guuuhhhh 🥹☺️

They're so cute. I can't get over the way he flirts.

[k-looking-glass-house]

Hello bunnyrabbit friend! I hope you're having a great weekend. I just stumbled back over the big collection of ghost wedding edits that you did, and as always, my heart is very happy seeing everyone.

It made me curious! Do you have a favorite out of the edits you've done? Maybe one of your most beloved character, or one that turned out particularly well in your opinion? Or do you not have any "favorite children" out of your creations?

Thanks for being you, stay adorable.

Omg hello dearie!

Yes thanks, we're doing our best here, what about your weekend?

Guuuhhhh~ (pterodactylus scream)

I don't deserve such kind words, truly not... I am so glad you like that Wedding collection edit!

Thank you a lot!

Hmmm good question.... Actually in the Ghost Wedding edits, the one....I am so deeply fond of... is Vil... (actually even in the whole edits I have made)

...Yay Vil's Ghost Wedding is just so..... Huuuunggghhhh let me paparazzi you:

"Smile please...Stop smiling, we're all going blind!"

Lol yes Vil is my fav outfit's edit! "Dior" inspiration!

Dior men 2019~

Also... I'm kinda..shy about it....But the first edit I ever made, has a very special meaning for me.... Yes it's your dear alchemy teacher...

Yes it is...the very first edit made, based on the live action movie "Cruella" 2021!

Sooooo well Crewel and Vil (Cruella de Vil...pff)....... But I do love them all!!

Or at least I'm trying the best I could afford for them!

Again thanks dearie for such kind words, it gives such soft fluffy vibes (really thanks!)!

Stay safe, and you are the one adorable here!

(That rabbit is yappy and crying jewel and pearl's tears lol)

Also.... My fav chara in twiwon is.... Malleus,

MALLEUS XDDDD!!

Only because he's the twisted Maleficent's version xD! I am a Maleficent's fan since my birthhhhh (actually since I saw her on my Sleeping beauty's VHS), you got the concept!

So everyone should love him too, that big dragon fairy!!

Voilà~

[gardenerian]

The question is, is there a pest preference (or vendetta) in the Gallavich home? We know how they feel about spiders, but what about ants? A cockroach? A house centipede? Those fuckers are fast!

god i hate bugs alskfjd this whole ask made my skin crawl GUUUHHHH but? realistically they probably grew up pretty used to them, ya know? so while they probably don't LIKE creepy crawlies in their space, i bet they had a solid system for scooping them up and taking them outside. they just have to be big n brave 😇 all bets are off if the bug starts runnin though. then they're pushing each other out of the way to climb onto the counter for safety asdfkjh

but they like their lil outdoor friends! i bet mickey is some kind of bumblebee whisperer and ian always says hey to the ladybugs. don't fuckin eat his plants though 😡 and i still believe mickey likes hunting around for the biggest worms he can find out in ian's garden, it's one of my favorite gardening hcs 🥰

[leighcest]

oh my god YES. FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT. LAWRENCE GORDON IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST ASSHOLES (no matter how much I dickride or ignore) HE'S SUCHHHH AN ASSHAT. I NEED MORE TOXIC LAWRENCE STUFF. GUUUHHHH. YOURE SO!!!!!

okay. here it is.

why john kramer (and lawrence gordon) are kind of classist

disclaimer: this contains some canon-based assumptions? nothing crazy. just know some of my points are “most likely this happened because this.”

this also contains bits from scripts. i really like gordon as a character i just like to pick apart guys with my brain

starting off strong with the fact that. most likely. lawrence gordon and john kramer were born into well-off families. that’s not to say they had the most perfect, 100% best lives, but i really doubt they struggled financially in a severe way. they both went to college for respectable degrees, and got respectable jobs where they feel that they are helping out society due to the goodwill of their own heart. the important thing to note is that they have most likely not experienced severe poverty or homelessness or living from check to check.

lawrence is very clearly over it when adam talks about how he does what he does because he needs to eat - and it’s no coincidence that adam was put opposite to lawrence in the game, because it was always lawrence’s game, and adam is someone that - despite the connection they gain - lawrence could feasibly bring himself to shoot and kill. he’s a ‘bottom feeder.’ he has no respectable job, he does shit they don’t approve of to survive. he’s the lowest rung of society and therefore it’s not a huge loss if he dies in that bathroom. not sure if that’s cohesive at all but it’s there in my mind.

in short: both lawrence and john (john’s the one who put him in lawrence’s game, after all) have very little respect for adam and his life solely because he’s on what they deem the bottom level of society. in poverty, committing illegal acts, and - ruining the lives of these better men.

when lawrence is crying near the end of the movie, he laments about having his “whole life in order” and wondering where it went wrong. he doesn’t come to the conclusion that the fact that he cheated on his wife is partially what made it all go south. he won’t even admit to it. and, yes, while the question of if he did actually physically cheat is up for debate - let’s be honest. that marriage was dying and it wasn’t allison’s fault.

if anything, at the very least, in that moment - lawrence feels that it’s adam and tapp’s fault for bringing all his dirty laundry to the top. it’s easy for him to pin the blame on them.

the most important piece of my argument is this part of the saw vii script, though. because it really hammers it in how the philosophy works. this is how john completely recruits lawrence.

the “underbelly of society has been indulged. they’ve begun to control the lives of the strong.”

the underbelly of society: addicts, sex workers. homeless people. impoverished people. a majority of the people who get trapped.

while you can come to me and say “john kramer traps rich guys too!” he does. that is true. but he also has a deleted trap where a homeless guy has to sift through shards of glass. trapped for being homeless is the most insensible thing i have heard of. he sucks.

the strong: important, respectable rich men like john and lawrence.

and that sentiment gets lawrence on board. he hears that and hes like “yeah these people deserve to be horrifically maimed.”

which is also what these tags said on my last post -

thank you to @a-dotrivenitupontop

the majority of the people behind john’s cause are these rich white men. amanda is an outlier - mostly because she’s more like a trophy for john, in a way. that’s a whole other post though

i didnt organize my thoughts here at all. idk if this is coherent. i couldn’t tell you. i just woke up. thanks guys

[idiotquest]

This week was the start of Patreon-exclusive comics (which will occur every 2 weeks from now on)!

These comics are available to all Patreon tiers (including the lowest $2 a month one) and will delve into the more serious side of our campaign with a deeper look into the characters, their backstories, and also the storyline. They will not be available anywhere but on Patreon. This comic looks a little deeper into Hamsvich's mental state, as well as the time he first met a certain elf paladin (; If you'd like to read this comic then please check out my Patreon: www.patreon.com/npc_jes

If you do decide to become a patron then thank you so much, I literally love you!@! And I hope you enjoy what I have to offer in the coming months <3 (I'm making this sound all professional but honestly I've been working on this non-stop for a week and I'm exhausted both mentally and physically;; It's 18 panels long guuuhhhh) Also I'd like to ask people don't hate on me for making Patreon-exclusive comics. Honestly I'm only asking for a minimum of $2 a month to read them which is a bargain for the amount of time and effort I put into them. Normal Idiot Quest comics will still be available for free here but will be down to biweekly from now on. I won't be replying to any comments whining about this.

art by @npc-jes

[goblinnovels]

The circle was complete. Sketches of sulfur traced across the floor letters from a tongue your own would knot to pronounce. Some looked sharp and vicious, others curled gently like charred serpents on the stone. It was time.

Blood was stolen from a vein and flecked into the ring of hate and fear by a knife of bone. An incantation uttered, a gift of pain. A dark wind blew through the chamber and black candles upon bronze prickets flickered, shuddered.

"I invoke you, creature of bone, creature of blood, creature of bile. Come to me now and fulfill my demands. This is my command."

A sharp, acrid stench filled the room and the caster reeled. The scratched runes glowed a deep orange and the stone in the center of binding ring steamed and smoked as a yellow liquid swirled, and rose into the air. It became thick and viscous as vegetable matter began to form within it. Then, a pearl of blood rose and grew into a sphere of flesh that encapsulated it and pulsed. Scarlet snakes erupted from the orb of blood like tree roots, twisting and knotting into four spindly limbs of nerves.

All the shutters and doors burst open, the wood splintering and metal braces curling. The atmosphere outside rushed into the circle, hardening, compressing. The caster's nose burst with blood from the change in pressure and it too went within the ring. The floor cracked and exploded into the air, hanging there for a moment before the crimson nerves shot out and pulled it in, clinging to the rock. The stone crumbled and rearranged into the shape of bone and teeth.

A skull formed from the stone and lolled back, jaw agape. The arms of the creature snapped to the cranium and pulled it into position, the bones cracking and groaning against each other. Two yellow eyes rolled forward into the sockets and searched the room independently, finally looking down at the being's own deformed hands.

The thing shuddered and wailed, and curled in on itself, holding its head in its hands and throbbed with energy. Tha-thump, tha-thump, tha-thump. With each pulse, the empty space filled in pallid, gelatinous flesh until the structure was entirely engulfed.

And where there was once a grotesque collection of material, there was the image of a man, nude and innocent. He fell to the floor, and groaned. "Aaaæeeuhhh... Guuuhhhh..." It gagged on its own tongue and tried to force its throat to make a sounds. "Skrreeeaaaeeeee..."

"Speak, creature."

"Aauuugghh. Jaeeh-sssuuu. Mmmaahhh. Jaaaaàeeiiiihhhhhh." It grabbed its throat. "Jjaaehhsus m-mannnn... y-ou kknnnowww I h-have a pf-phone riiiieeeghhttt? Youuuu could-d've juuhhhsst call-l-ledd."

"Ah yeah sorry mate. No data. You got the wifi password?"

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That's it! Watched the first couple episodes of Sandman on Netflix and it got me in the mood for something gothic. Today I felt like writing a lot of IMAGERY today, too! I love gross, physical, fleshy stuff so that kind of seeped in.

Figured I'd end it on a joke because otherwise, as a funny elf once said, "the story would be too dark!"

As always, any criticism appreciated.

[the-ultimate-muses]

"Alright, fine, what is the overlord of ice then, huh?" Asked with a laugh as he weaved them back indoors and through the crowd blocking the stairs. "Adorable? Pretty? Handsome? Umm....." Fuck, what were more synonyms-

A thought he couldn't continue, the pair making it from the stairs, aaallll the way down the hallway, right in front of Ibuki's door before the musican shouted at them from down the hall. "You two better not be fucking in Ibuki's room!!" A comment that had Kaz sputtering, a sound that should not be possible for a human to make leaving his throat as his face burned. "HJKDSDS???? WE'RE NOT GONNA DO THAT???" Well...maybe they were. How was he supposed to know? They'd hadn't gotten there yet.

"Ibuki doesn't care!! Use the guest room!!!" Standing there with her hands on her hips, she watched as Kaz made another funny noise on his way to the room a few doors down, waiting for them to unlock it and close the door behind them before nodding to herself in finality.

Kazuichi could hear the muffled shout from the musician about starting a game of beer pong from where his back was leaned against the door, his face still on fire as he scrubbed a hand over it. "Guuuhhhh, I am so getting her back for that! Change the plug for her bass so whenever she plugs it in it won't work or something. So she has to spend so much time trying to figure out what's wrong with it, and then I'll make her apologize when she comes to find me after she gives up!!" A rambling plan, one fueled by alcohol and frustration.

"You uh...you good?" Ibuki could be a lot on a normal day, and when amped up by the party and drink, Kaz could see someone as antisocial as Gundham not dealing with this very well at all. "We can just hang out in here if you want. Or we can leave? I planned on crashing here tonight, but we can go if you want."

While Gundham's mind stayed hooked to Kazuichi's earlier actions, the mechanic himself all but forgot about the finer details, with them fading to the back of his mind with the rest of the noise from the party. "Heh yeah, I guess not. Hard t' say no t' her, huh? Once roped me into watching fuckin'...the hell was it...that movie with the killer car." A raspberry was blown as he thought, hands making a wave with the scarf until the name came to him a handful of seconds later. "Christine! Would you believe someone brought in a damn cherry red '57 Plymouth Fury a couple days later? Near kicked out a window when I was fixin' the AC, fuckin' Leon thought it would be hilarious to play one 'f the songs from the movie, dickhead."

But he was smiling all the same, the grin only growing first at Gundham's agreence, and then the admission that he liked spending time with Kaz. "You're cute as fuck, you know that?" Dropping the scarf, Kaz instead reached for the breeder's hand to tug him along towards Ibuki's room. "C'mon, wanna hurry up 'n get there so I can kiss your stupid hot face 'n stuff."

[fureyas]

mAN im fucked lkjasklfm

okay so basically i moved in with three of my coworkers and one of them moved in with her bf and now they’ve broken up alksfm so since the rent went up one of the other flatmates was unhappy so he wants to move out. so we simultaneously decided to move out at the same time cuz one of them was gonna move in oct and the other wants to get a place by herself and im like???? im fucked pretty much because All of them have back-ups but i dont because im the only one not from this place so?????????????????

like i discussed previously with the chick who wanted to get her own place like... hey u wanna move into together to another place and she was like yeah okay and i was like sweet but then she decides she wants to move into a place by herself and that’s fine but now i got no one to move in with agAIN and i just??? this is supposed to be in the next month?????????????????? like im so fucked???? i have uni starting and work is still gonna be fulltime and now i have to search for a new place and move my shit out oijasklf guuuhhhh this is so stupid.