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Susan??????? I love that you did this that sounds so awkward 😭
Me trying to flirt: would you like to watch The Lord of the Rings (extended editions)
#also as much as would flirt by invitingly someone to watch lotr with me#it would be a bad idea#cos id totatly not pay attention to the guy i was with bc hello??#aragorn son of arathorn#hes right there??#legolas is right there??#Sam is right there too!!!!#how could a human compare?
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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to
#he speaks#i hate rich people#“but preston the rich people EARNED that money they worked so hard to exploit all those poor people” I'LL EAT YOU TOO#they're trying to decide what color their third yacht should be#meanwhile your average joe is busy trying to pick between dinner or rent#luigi mangione was right#luigi mangione and tetsuya yamagami legendary collab coming this spring
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maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.
#my version of a happy ending au#mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing anya#anya#curly#my art#considering this game takes place in a hellscape#i imagine one of the other horrifying angles for anya was that she might not even have the rights to abort the wound#so i like to think. curly. thinking he's going to die anyway. just takes all of the medical bills from his crew#because if he lives then he'll spend his life paying it all off#and if he dies. then he takes the burden with him#but him and anya are horrible horrible parallels now. and they cant NOT care about each other#he'll turn himself into the horse. he'll be the beast of burden. anything he said. anything#and for once he actually means it.
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Eel... with feet...
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Expertise can't help you here.
#dungeon meshi#kabru#laios touden#falin touden#Happy Thistle Thursday once again. Have I been holding on to this comic for several weeks? Sure have!#I forgot how long it takes for Chimera Falin to come into play.#I still really love my 'better drawn' art of her - unfortunately it was several weeks too early for the anime only folks.#Slowly getting the hang of drawing Laios. I don't know why I struggle so much but I am getting...somewhere.#Meta time: God damn I love how the chimera shows off the expertise and gap between Kabru and Laios.#The truth is: they are both *right* and they are both *wrong*.#This creature is a combination of monster and human and they only have the skillset to deal with one of those.#Kabru goes for all the human vitals - but she isn't human.#Laios tries to approach her as a monster and is struck down by the humanity he sees in her.#She is something new that defies what they *both* understand about the world. And that makes her such a perfect antagonist.#The damsel was the dragon all along!#...She is really so cute though. Terrifying! But adorable. I am so excited to see the boom of fanart for her.
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the book of bill is great
#INSANE timeline we're living in tbh#alex really said hmmm bill's tumblr sexyman status is slipping i need to make him more PATHETIC and CRINGE and GAY#and he was right!#congrats to ford on the divorce 💖#gravity falls#the book of bill#the book of bill spoilers#billford#stanford pines#ford pines#bill cipher#alex hirsch
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The worst trauma comes from those who you love
#gravity falls#book of bill#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#billford#stanley pines#stan pines#grunkle Stan#the pines twins#tw stan#genuially was hard drawing that last panel cause it kept freaking me out#ptsd guy meme#No ford did not jork it he’s just a nerd who gets nerd magazines#based off those pop teen magazines from the 2000s#sea grunkles#yeah this joke has been beat to death but idc#comic practice#I fucked up which hand was holding the box oops#uhhh ignore that#trigonometry is a ridiculously hard word to fit onto anything#‘that’s not a right angle’ YOUR MOMS NOT A RIGHT ANGLE#it was in fact NOT right for him#get it
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why is it that people who dont play hollow knight are the funniest about it. friend whos been watching me play sent me this headcanon of theirs
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#dick: why are you afraid of the truth#headcanoning them as birds just feels right to me#yk Bruce was out of his depth at first the fact that he made a nest at all is very commendable in and of itself. battinson specifically#by the time damian came around he thankfully had some leaves along with the sticks as well tho dick brought the leaves#shh no one insult Bruce's omegan nest Okay#dick grayson#batfam#bruce wayne#batman#nightwing#batfamily#batman comics#batfam headcanons#batfamily headcanons#batfam shenanigans#batfam twitter#dc robin#robins#dc#dc comics#dc universe#incorrect batfam#batman smau
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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
#shush jesse#EDIT from future me: this post was about astarion but im fully a galegirl (gendy neutch) now so idk what that says#he's also my type for what its worth#this post abt astarion#hes just so painfully on brand for me#i know so little about him though is the thing but i still feel insane#but i cant play the game and i dont want to watch anyone play it and i dont want spoilers#so like.....secondhand blorbo right now
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Robin! Jason: Robin gives me magic! :D
Constantine: *suspicious side eye glaring* Hm....
Bruce: oh come on, just because I have a high chance of being consumed by evil if I do magic -which is why I'm not allowed to do magic- doesn't mean he will! That's just a kid's saying! Constantine: uh huh -------------------------------
Red hood! Jason: *all-blades in hand* Sup motherfuckers guess who's back Constantine: I FUCKING KNEW IT
#Bruce: OKAY BUT TECHNICALLY HES NOT CONSUMED BY EVIL-#Jason depression todd : That's right I'm worse#batman#bruce wayne#dc comics#batfam#the caped crusader#the dark knight#batfamily#the batman#batman bruce wayne#john constantine#jason todd wayne#jason todd#jason robin#jason todd and bruce wayne#jason todd robin#robin ii#batfam incorrect quotes#utrh#jaybin#red hood#the red hood#dc robin
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(look at what i have to offer) — this is the spider's nest.
#wild life smp#grian#<- is that really... his tag...?#grian fanart#life series smp#wanted to also make him wear skizz's tie specifically bec i hc he cant tie it properly himself so its always lopsided#perhaps later on he then wraps it around his fist#anyway this was A LOT . simpler in my head. never again will i draw rails#eydidraws#my art#trafficblr#mcyt#self indulgent drawing for me . maybe ill post the original sillier sketches later :'D#also kinda failed but i wanted to give the illusion of 8 legs so shadow-arm-sleeve-coat (left) / shadow-arm-shadow-coat (right)#* extra edit for clarification: yes my wl! grian is wearing mumbo's jacket (all the rips) and skizz's tie (unharmed since he fell) :D#maybe when they resurrect next time ill draw them without it lmao
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sharing a very sage bit of advice from The Simpsons' own John Swartzwelder that i've been trying to hamper down in my writing and drawing alike. let your inner crappy little elf do his worst
#i've been so blocked with writing and drawing lately and so i'm trying this out for my review of Bugs Bunny Gets the Boid and i can feel it#helping but i'll be so glad when i get to the revising stage because right now it feels like my brain has thousands of flaming needles#poking it and making me go AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! the perfectionism devil is hard to shake#but he will be no match for my crappy little elf#award winning
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On top of all the other messages going on in kendricks performance, I wanted people who maybe didnt watch the game to see that not only did the people dressed in red white and blue form the US flag, but they also formed the trans flag:
The biggest celebrity in the world shouting out trans people during the biggest televised event of the year. Kendrick, the man that you are 💙🩷🤍🩷💙
#He also has a song Auntie Diaries all about his uncle and cousin being trans!#Kendrick lamar#Superbowl#Halftime show#Queer#Trans#Trans positivity#Trans pride#Trans rights#Queer rights#Queer positivity#transblr
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You're just not toxic enough.
#the apothecary diaries#maomao#jinshi#When she loves poison as much as she does...this really isn't as big of an insult as it may seem.#'I'd rather poison myself' from a girl who genuinely wants to eat the poison? Not bad!#This was a thank you gift for a friend who helped me out of a tough situation. I hope you enjoy this!#I am so sorry I still haven't finished season one yet. I promise I'll get to it eventually.#Maomao is a really fun protagonist and as a mystery lover - the detective plots she finds herself in are very enjoyable.#Even if she doesn't want to be part of them. Girl who just wants to mind her own business but keeps getting hired to snoop around.#Jinshi is a great character in his own right. He is also a wet little clown that I want to wring out and leave in the sun to dry.#Man...now I want to finish season one...I miss them...
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school's back so my posts will either be sparse or just straight up incredibly rushed😭
part 2 is now up!
#“haha he said spike” - a literal grown ahh mech#does this count as valveplug. no#...right??#i think optimus called spike 'splick' in that one ep because he knew he'd start laughing if he said 'spike'#(it was definitely just an accident lmao)#optimus prime#transformers generation one#transformers g1#transformers#transformers fanart#spike witwicky#maccadams#maccadam#tf fanart#meme#megatron#soundwave#bumblebee
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