#hes my favorite too bro but damn
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dynachan · 9 months ago
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*talking to my anime only brother who recently found out I like JJK*
Him: oh you like JJK huh?
Me: ye!
Him: that's cool whose your favorite character? Mines gojo.
Me whose caught up on the manga:
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ducklingpia · 22 days ago
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I saw there’s a lot of ppl talking about Caleb being a scary Yandere in the main story chapters but aren’t we gonna talk about these?
A bit spoilers of Caleb’s 4&5 stars card
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MC is such a brat to him 😭😭😭😭 (I love it so much)
Plus, He spoiled her ROTTEN 😩😩😩😩
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The facts that they hide all of his sweet sides behind the pull is kinda annoying 🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼
Btw I made a full summary of his story-line HERE bc I. JUST. CANNOT. STOP. THINKING. ABOUT. HIM 😔😔😔
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carbonateddrinks · 1 year ago
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“And I mean, hell. If you’re have to live the rest of your life in a memory… ya might as well make it a good one.”
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daydream-the-demon · 9 months ago
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I'm the [tumblr] person who overuses comments in tags.
[tumblr] autosaved my tags even though I used them once.
Look in the tags and have a laugh.
(Possible tag game?) @author-of-the-year @jenumarts @thonethatflies620 @iamunabletothinkofablogname @ all my mutuals
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synthshenanigans · 1 year ago
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Chonny's very first song vs his most recent song
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Instrumental Links:
backlit by moonlight. [There is no official isolated instrumental so you'd just have to listen to the song & ignore the lyrics. Blame CJ/j]
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[Reblog for more of a sample size if you'd like]
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arolesbianism · 25 days ago
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Finally fixating on some nugget relationships that aren't horrible for everyone I love friendship <3
#rat rambles#I feel like Ive mentioned them before but Ive been rotaing them in my head so hard today#jacob dexter besties arc <3333 and also piper ig :/#they're all friends I just have favorite children (even tho Im pretty sure piper is the one whos been around the longest)#theres nothing super deep going on with them they're just bros who like to hang out drink and have game nights sometimes#but I likes them. they're silly :3#I need to dexter post more often yes they basically do nothing but be their friends supply guy but I love her sm#I used to be painfully neutral on him until I started lor at which point she grew on me hard and its only been getting worse#shes a mess who is squeamish and easily grossed out (rip bozo) and also an alcoholic (rip bozo) and also loves gambling (rip bozo)#hes surprisingly not doing as bad as youd think theyd be considering the everything tho#mostly because theyre good with tech and also are very good at breaking rules without getting too punished#but also because of their friends ig. eyeroll.#jacob also has a lot of bullshit going on as he is one of the poor souls who for a time caught yuri's attention but hes managing#and by managing I do mean on the verge of a breakdown at all times and holding on by a thread because he does not need to have juliet's#wrath added to his ever growing list of problems and traumatic events#again having positive relationships does also help but hes easily the least stable of the crew#to be clear theyre not like. super close? they hang out and play games and shit but they generally treat their hang outs as escapism so#they rarely talk much abt themselves on a personal level with eachother#which is fine they still value eachother a lot and genuinely enjoy eachothers company#although they are a bit recklessly fond of eachother considering their situation Id say. thankfully they dont get punished for it tho.#if one of them Had died and not instantly got brought back I do think the other two would fully lose it#the closest this ever got to happening in game was me not realizing dexter (level 5 employee btw) had gotten eaten by the wolf#and almost moving to the next day before realizing she had died#and do note this was like at the point in the game where I was just about done preparing to start the last 5 days this was Late late game#but autism be damned my boy can fuck up one of the easiest waws#(not a boy tbc)#honestly its kind of a miracle I never let piper die I Really didnt care abt him before the other two boosted him by proxy#well tbf he was for a good while one of like. two ppl I had in training. and they also are in little red gear. so they Did have value. ig.#piper comes from category of nugget I had in my early game that I liked to call bodyguards#basically I had one or two guys per department who actually did work and then another guy or two to be extra fire power
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todayisafridaynight · 1 year ago
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if theres one thing that differentiates mine and sawashiro its that sawashiro is JUST a LITTLE silly. on a microscopic level he is SUPER MINUTELY goofy
#snap chats#LET ME EXPLAIN PUT THE TOMATO DOWN#Evidently rggjo is Blatantly more silly so to speak. from a comparative standpoint#but y7jo has a modicum of that i prommy#like mine just aint silly like that... he's very serious about everything its hard for me to think of him being a goof#the closest he was to being goofy was before slappin haruka with that grin ☠️#i would never forget his story time with daigo in rggo dont you ever accuse me of that again im just saying ITSA RARE OCCURRENCE#it's hard to imagine sawashiro being a goof too but there's like. VERY rare scenarios where it is possible if we try hard enough#case in point. bullying ichi BYE--#ACCIDENTALLY PROVING MY POINT WITH THAT TATTOO COMIC I DID damn maybe i do know what im talking about sometimes#like 3/4 times jo smiles it's with ichi. a wholesome sentiment if not for the context of each time LMAO#he gets his kicks from bullying ichi and thats horrible but hilarious at the same time#first time its before he slugs him and mitsu for the money then theres their lil reunion in chap 2#and a PERSONAL favorite of mine his lil smirk he does before he grabs the sword off the wall. like hes a lil goofy i sense it#that smirk still makes me laugh like bro shut up LMAO hes about to beat my ass and im gonna be mad about it#like things mine does are surely silly and goofy dont get me wrong. his comedys unintentional sawashiro's trying JUST a lil me thinks#a classic maneuver from a depressed mfer this shouldnt be surprising in retrospect#i say that as if mine dont got issues....... lol...#ok im done rambling where the fuck am i gon with this post. bye
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aryomengrande · 15 days ago
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#fromaryg: rara#asked one of my oldest closest friends last night which one she thought was most popular + the one she thinks she’d like#+ the one she thinks id like in lads#she never played and js saw ads#she picked sylus as the most popular (i think so too amd my sister thought so too when she was asked)#she thought she’d like xavier (js like my sister)#and then for the one i’d like she was like ‘i have two answers’#and i was like ‘well one should transcend the other’#and she was like quiet and then she pointed to rafayel and said ‘dont tell me it’s this one?’#HAHAHAHHAA#(there’s no correct answer btw i was js tryna see sumn HAHAHA)#she was like ‘i picked xavier bc he kinda looks like luhan (exo)’#and bro was her first love in kpop (and most ppl’s like luhan was that idol)#i was like holy shit…lowkey…he do resemble luhan#i was like ‘whyd u pick rafayel then’#she was like ‘i thought he looked like baekhyun and well he has purple hair and thats your favorite color…’#i was like…baekhyun??? my man crush everyday since 2012?????? HAHAHAHA I WAS LIKE NO WAY#she was like YES WAY!!! IM AN EXOL TOO HE LOOKS LIKE BAEKHYUN#damn bro spend like half an hour showing me pics of baekhyun and i was like no#but now im looking through my solo albums of baekhyun#and all it did was make me miss him HAHAAHAHAHAH 😭#i stalked his IG and the old posts were no longer there like I MISS THE OLD POSTS AND ACTIVE BAEKHYUN#AND IK WE GOT THAT GOOFY AHH CHRISTMAS LIVE BUT STILL AHHAHAHAHUHUHU#how did 1:45 pm become missing baekhyun hours#HAHAHAH
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butchlifeguard · 6 months ago
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primrose's ch3 is GOOD btw
#fucking simeon bro.......#i cant yap too hard without doing spoilers so heres another tag to fill space lalalala#ot1 spoilers#octopath spoilers#ANYWAYYY it starts with primrose coming back to her hometown which is already pretty strong#seeing a guy Fucking dying which is a great way to establish the harm done by the obsidian people and establish their power#.because if they didnt have a great amount of political power simeons entire motivation would fall through#but in the flashbacks he was sooo fucking good the writing (+ eng translation) did a good job of creating a gray area#between 'nice guy who is also courteous because primrose is a noble' and 'creep who might have a slightly overbearing crush on this kid'#bc shes like. 8 right ? and hes old enough to work as a gardener w/o his parents also being in service of the azelharts#so probably 17 at least?#ok um. i just looked up his age on the wiki and i dont know what the fuck is going on there#i didnt spoil myself but why is he 126.#anyway i actually feel like thats worse 💀#and then his breakdown calling himself primroses one true love..#shes so good i love the contrast between everyonee calling her beautiful + whatever the fuck helgenish and simeon were doing#and her showing no romantic interest in anyone. romance repulsed icon tbh#3 people this chapter were like 'lady primrose you have grown so beautiful since we last saw you' and shes like 😐#coming back around to simeons twist villain shit they went OFF reinforcing primroses performer theme#'the crowd gasps' etc etc. DAMN BRO#a lot of her story is theatrical drama coded ime. like with the ending narration saying 'tragic or happy ending'#she does seem like a dark take on a princess archetype which is cool#anyway the actual use of the game is good here too#the dark screen after she gets knocked out with the perfectly timed music??#and the flashbacks and the use of the titles on peoples speech bubbles#because the shift from 'simeon' to 'simeon the puppet master' kind kf made me lose it a little bit#RIGHT BEFORE the flashback where hes just 'gardener' ? yeah thats a banger#overall this is fairly simple good storytelling but it all comes together along w the actual game mechanics to make one of my...#... favorite chapters so far. plus im really excited for her ch4 now.
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sharlsworld · 4 months ago
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༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆ horn dog - 𝐂𝐒𝟓𝟓 ⚘
( 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗈𝗌 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗓 𝗑 𝗐𝗂𝖿𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 )
( 𝗌𝗎𝗆𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗒 )𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗈𝗌 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗓 𝗂𝗌 𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌.𝗁𝖾𝗌 𝖺 𝗌𝗈𝗇,𝗁𝗎𝗌𝖻𝖺𝗇𝖽,𝖿𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋...𝗁𝗈𝗋𝗇𝗒
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carlossainz55 I went golfing with Lando
charles_leclerc Very nice thank you for sharing with the class Carlos
yn yeah and he asked me to pack them lunch & cut the crusts off their sandwiches
⤷ landonorris what can i say? i’m a man who knows what he wants 🤷‍♂️
⤷ yn you cried and locked yourself in the bathroom when a bee landed on your shoulder last week
⤷ landonorris hey. it was a wasp alright
⤷ yn yes yes very manly
carlando y/n is so over this bromance
maxverstappen1 Very much hurt that I wasn’t invited.
⤷ yn the last time we went golfing the club flew out of your hands before you even touched the ball
⤷ maxverstappen1 Why am I catching strays?? 😨
yn cute. the hat, not you guys
⤷ carlossainz55 I love you too baby ❤️
⤷ yn get home now
⤷ carlossainz55 Yes ma’am
⤷ oscarpiastri Walk em like a dog sis walk em like a dog 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
⤷ carlossainz55 Don’t make me block you again
⤷ oscarpiastri Again?
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carlossainz55 Date night with my one and only ❤️
georgerussell63 Oh jeez here comes baby #3. Brace yourselves everyone
danielricciardo Okay who let them out for dinner unsupervised?
scuderiaferrari Betting 500$ that it’s gonna be another boy.
⤷ mclaren Get your money in order.
⤷ f1 This is inappropriate behavior. Jk I’m betting on another boy
⤷ carlossainz55 ??
⤷ f1 And if I said twins then what?
⤷ carlossainz55 ???????
landonorris be expecting a pregnancy reveal in about 3 weeks everyone.
⤷ yn well just fuck me then i guess
⤷ carlossainz55 I did?
charles_leclerc Leave that poor girl alone Carlos goodness gracious
pierregasly Lets keep this PG carlos
⤷ carlossainz55 You cannot be talking
⤷ pierregasly You right you right 🐶
alex_albon you dirty dog 😏
⤷ georgerussell63 No. Not the vibes
⤷ alex_albon oh…
alex_albon is anyone else getting hot? 🌶️🥵
⤷ georgerussell63 Just stop trying. It’s getting sad
⤷ alex_albon alright then!
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yn
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yn 💌
landonorris wait a damn minute
georgerussell63 Very confuzzled
pierregasly Teach me your ways Carlos
alex_albon does bro have super sperm??
landonorris your already pregnant??
⤷ yn BEEN 😇 that picture carlos posted was from 4 months ago
⤷ landonorris i feel very betrayed right now
⤷ landonorris THIS IS WHY WE HAVENT BEEN HANGING OUT? 💔💔
⤷ yn well we can hangout now
⤷ landonorris ok i’m coming over
♥︎ by author
lewishamilton Congratulations you two!! I’m so happy for you guys 💙
alexandrasaintmleux Hardest secret to keep 😫 So happy we can finally have our shopping dates back
⤷ carlossainz I’m not. You guys go out everyday
francisca.cgomes cutest ever 🥹🥹 i’m so excited for baby sainz #3 <33
lilymhe Hottest mommy 😉🩷 i love u all
carmenmmundt Congratulations pretty lady I’m so happy for you and your family 🩵
charles_leclerc HAHAHAH I’VE KNOWN SINCE DAY 1 YOURE ALL LOSERS
landonorris CHARLES AND ALEX KNEW ME BEFORE ME?!?!?!? CHARLES IS SUCH A BIG MOUTH THOUGH
5 minutes ago
landonorris i’m turing around right now. i just need a minute to process this.
5 minutes ago
landonorris ok i’ve processed this i’m standing outside open the door
4 minutes ago
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carlossainz55 The past week
alex_albon big back big back, carlos ate all the big mac’s 😍🌶️🥵😇
⤷ georgerussell63 Alex please
yn oooh hey fattie 🫶🏽
⤷ carlossainz55 Hello baby 😘❤️
francisca.cgomes baby emilio 🩵🩵
charles_leclerc I think carlos jr jr and emilio want to have another sleepover with leo and uncle charlie 😇
landonorris yum 😋 not the pizza, you 😉
scuderiaferrari Our favorite family ❤️
⤷ yn clearly not
⤷ yn who said that?
alexandrasaintmleux This is the most unaesthetic post I’ve ever seen
⤷ carlossainz55 Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
⤷ carlossainz55 Hold on are you saying my wife isn’t aesthetic?? And my son?? How dare you
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux No y/n and emilio are always aesthetic I’m saying you don’t know how to put the right pictures together
⤷ carlossainz55 I don’t want to hear it
lilymhe only here for my girl and the babies
⤷ carlossainz55 You’re girl??
⤷ lilymhe yes MY girl 😂
⤷ charlos4eva carlos is always fighting for his life in the comments
hoeforsainzzz y/n still being salty is so real
all4lando what i would do to be that piece of pizza isn’t okay 😫😫
operationsainz55 i’ve missed lando always being with them 🥹
sharls_leclercussy baby emilio appearance!! now we need baby los
georgerussell63 Emilio did NOT want to hand that flower over
⤷ alex_albon “emy just pretend like your giving me the flower okay?”
⤷ carlossainz55 You two are the BIGGEST haters I know. BIGGEST if yk what I mean 🐽🐽
⤷ georgerussell63 What are you trying to say Carlos?
⤷ carlossainz55 I’m say you guys are fatties, might wanna cut back on the drinks, you girls are getting beer bellies
⤷ georgerussell63 How dare you, you bastard. I do not drink beer.
charles_leclerc Biggie & biggie jr ❤️
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yn i love you nyc
alexandrasaintmleux We need a girls trip to nyc
⤷ yn omg yes i’m already writing ideas in my notes app
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux Already making a mood board
⤷ carlossainz55 We’ll be back in December everyone
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux we?
⤷ yn as in me and alex?
⤷ carlossainz55 Wow
⤷ charles_leclerc Wow
landonorris me and the boys just got done absolutely demolishing some dino nuggets
⤷ yn that sounds very fun lando thank you for sharing with us
⤷ alex_albon they left you guys at the hotel? 😭
⤷ landonorris no they shipped me and the babies back to monaco to have some “alone time” if yk what i mean
⤷ georgerussell63 The baby doesn’t get hurt?
⤷ maxverstappen1 I don’t think it’s big enough to reach 😂
⤷ carlossainz55 Excuse me? I’ll let you know that I have bruised her cervix many times
⤷ landonorris Carlos sainz are you saying your saying you rough up your wife? 🫢 you dirty dog
⤷ alex_albon oh so he can say it but not me?
⤷ carlossainz55 What can I say she likes it that way
⤷ georgerussell63 You don’t need to be big to bruise someone’s cervix
⤷ carlossainz55 Tell that to her belly bulge
⤷ alex_albon and how would you know that George Russell? 🤨
⤷ georgerussell63 Google ho 🤣
⤷ oscarpiastri who is this DIVA💜
⤷ lewishamilton Wow sometimes I forget your not a middle aged man
⤷ oscarpiastri Like you? 🤣🤣 might be time to hang up the helmet old man💀 and rookie Alonso
⤷ fernandoalo_oficial What he say fuck me for??
⤷ yn idk leave me alone
scuderiaferrari Hope you all are having the best time in NYC ❤️
⤷ mclaren Read the fucking room?
⤷ redbullracing Ooh someone took the lead and don’t know how to act 🙄
⤷ mercedesamgf1 I HATE YOU ALL
⤷ f1 ho is u coo?
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landonorris life as a single mom
BEING A MOM IS A JOB TO GUYS!!
yn oh shut your face
⤷ landonorris can you not yell?? i just put the boys to bed jeez
⤷ yn are you being cereal right now 😐
⤷ landonorris someone didn’t get d down last night
⤷ yn i’m gonna punch you in the throat when i get back to monaco
⤷ landonorris carlos!! control your woman!
⤷ carlossainz55 No thanks she scares me 🥰
⤷ landonorris at least give her some of that d man
⤷ carlossainz55 She’s been gettin it trust
⤷ yn why is our sex life always the topic of conversation??
⤷ carlossainz55 Bitches wish they were us
⤷ landonorris ooh we love a sassy man 💋
⤷ yn what is wrong with you
⤷ landonorris please don’t use that tone with me i’m feeling very sensitive right now
⤷ yn aww is it that time of the month
⤷ landonorris i’m the sweetest girl in town so why are you sooo mean? 💔😞🖤😖
oscarpiastri They always look like they just got back from war after being with you for more then 24 hours
charles_leclerc Let’s pray you don’t have kids until your at least 30
⤷ yn you’re*
⤷ oscarpiastri you’re*
⤷ lewishamilton you’re*
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux you’re*
⤷ landonorris your*
⤷ landonorris fuck i can’t do anything right
⤷ charles_leclerc I GET IT DAMN
⤷ charles_leclerc hahaha lando go back to school
⤷ landonorris you coming with me genius?
⤷ charles_leclerc damn
danielricciardo Now why would they trust you with two kids under 5
⤷ landonorris you’d be surprised with how much they trust me with…that’s right guys i know their dirty secrets 😏🍆🍑
⤷ carlossainz55 I’ll spill all your dirty secrets if you spill any of my dirty secrets
⤷ geogrerussell63 How are you guys getting that font??
⤷ landonorris it’s a secret
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yn surprise surprise,
mathéo & malachi 🤍 our little miracles
alexandrasaintmleux So much love 🤍 I’m obsessed with them already 🥰🥰
landonorris two more godsons to love 💙
f1 What did I say? Congratulations you two we are all so happy for your family 💙💙
carmenmmundt How precious 🥹🥹
alex_albon so what i’m hearing is carlos DOES have super sperm?
lilyzneimer sweet angel babies 🤍🤍
scuderiaferrari Does this mean we get 1000?? 😁😁
⤷ mclaren I was jking I knew it was gonna be a boy
⤷ f1 Hahahaha you have to pay both of us now 😂🫵🏽
francisca.cgomes so much boys 😭🩵🩵 i can’t wait to meet them 🥹
lewishamilton double trouble 💙💙💙 beautiful blessings truly
landonorris 4 is the best number 😏
⤷ yn don’t make me get pregnant again just to make it 5
⤷ landonorris gonna go cry in the bathroom brb
⤷ yn don’t come back ❤️
⤷ landonorris my heart can’t take this anymore
georgerussell63 You poor girl how are you surviving with all these boys??? 😦
⤷ yn i love my clingy boys
charles_leclerc Can’t wait to get them on the track
⤷ carlossainz55 You and me both brother
⤷ estiebestie i’m not okay
danielricciardo Congratulations on expanding your football team 💙
lilymhe milf 4x 😉 in absolute awe of them 🩵
pierregasly Carlos Sainz the man that you are
carlossainz55 I love you and our sons more then life itself baby, I couldn’t imagine doing this with anyone but you ❤️
⤷ landonorris SOMEBODY SEDATE ME
⤷ maxverstappen1 Come on grandpa, let’s get you back to bed
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d3stinyist1red · 5 months ago
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out of everyone on yandere town, yan cowboy is definitely my favourite <3
YESSS IKR HES SO CUTESYY
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yan cowboy who wants you to ride him badly
yan cowboy who first meets you when you stumble upon his farm, literally the cows were gonna jump ur ass until he popped up
"hey there, sweets! What'cha doin' around here?" He asks, looking at you with a tilted head as he pat the cow's head. "U-uh, sorry i just-" you got interrupted by the cowboy laughing at ya.
"ma, why do you seem so nervous? It's alright!" He said grinning down at you, he wraps an arm around your shoulder and introduces himself.
yan cowboy who is now ur buddy, talking to you every second of his fucking day like damn lil bro chill
yan cowboy who you began seeing everyday, coincidences piling up. No matter where you went, he was there, lingering just at the edge of your vision.
yan cowboy who wants you to ride with him and his horse everyday, holding onto your waist as he leads the horse on where to go, your back to his front, slowly rubbing himself against you.
yan cowboy who is a possessive and jealous freak. Any interaction you have with others, specifically other men, makes his jaw clench and his eyes narrow. He might not say anything at first, but you’ll notice how quiet he has gotten.
yan cowboy who confronts you about the man you were hanging out with earliar
"Hey darlin', what was that man tellin' you? Why were you talkin' to him? Do you think hes better than me? Sweets, im sorry. Darlin' lets talk about this, okay?"
"boy i literally just asked him wheres the nearest wingstop"
"why? are you hungry? Because I have some meat for you could eat-"
yan cowboy who makes you the center of his world, if you dont talk to him hes GONNA AND WILL have a bad day, grumpy and pissed off until you talk to him
yan cowboy who has a garden his mother owns, and always gives you flowers, your favorite ones
yan cowboy who literally every woman wants bc hes fine asf, strong, and BRO HES SWEET TOO LIKE HELLO??? but he only needs you. Whenever hes talking with another woman, he always drifts his eyes away from her to try to find you, not paying attention to whatever the woman was saying
yan cowboy who literallys gets so hard whenever he sees you bend down to get some strawberries you planted, already knowing he was gonna fist himself inside his car
yan cowboy who always gives you handwritten notes
"hello n/n! I might not be able to see you today because of my mother telling me ive been slacking off since ive been leaving early from farming. But darling, you know I can't stay away from you for so long! I need to see you! Anyway baby, I left you some cash, treat yourself, aight babes? - Your lovely cowboy <3"
yan cowboy who sees you growing some plants in the hot sun and immediatly panics, he runs over to you with an umbrella. A UMBRELLA BRO
"darlin'! Its so hot out here for you to be outside! Come inside, love!"
"bro ive only been outside for 3 minutes"
"3 minutes too long! Now cmon and rest! Ill do the work, lovely!"
yan cowboy who helps you when you barely started growing plants and stuff, guiding you with his hands ontop of yours, his chin on your shoulder.
yan cowboy who sees you carrying a heavy bale of hay, and immediately scolds you
You wipe the sweat from your brow as you lift the bale of hay, determined to carry your weight on the farm. Your cowboy always helps you with everything like bro i could be independent too hoe. You’ve seen him do this like a thousand times, and you’re confident you can handle it too bc ur a bad bitch period
But before you can take more than a few steps, a shadow falls over you, and you feel a firm hand on your arm. You glance up, and lowkey you were scared it was gonna be schoolboy69 lowkey but nah their infront of you was your cowboy, eyes narrowed in a mix of worry and frustration. He was practically glaring at you, mad that you picked up something without his help, even if you picked up something as heavy as a bag of cookies he would be mad and see red like alpha dawg sigma 4000
“What do you think you’re doin’, darlin’?” His voice is low, but you still heard the irritation in his voice.
“I’m just helping out,” you say, trying to brush it off as no big deal. “It’s just a bale of hay, I'll can handle it.” You said shrugging, about to walk past him until you felt the heavy hay get off your shoulders in a quick manner.
that lil bitch took the hay and walked away but not before blowing u a kiss and saying "i love u n/n, get ready for tonight bc imma need u to blow my back OUT-"
yan cowboy who always is complimenting you, doesnt even matter if your in ur christmas pjs from 2016 he will say "id lowkey eat you out in that"
yan cowboy who is ur obsessed boy who luvs you more than he should<3
yan cowboy who is ur such cowboy who couldnt be more lucky to have you with him! <333
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GUYS IM BACK FROM THE DEAD BITCHESSS
GUYS YALL COULD SEND REQUESTS BUT ITS GONNA TAKE A LITTLE BIT BC IM STILL WORKING ON OTHER DRAFTS LIKE THESE
GUYS WHO HAS YAN WINDERBREAKER MANHWA BOOKS PLS I NEED JAY JO AND OWEN
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onlyyvette · 13 days ago
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idk why but i just needed to get this off my chest :p
warnings: a little bit of corruption + dom reader + handjobs
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Personally, I absolutely love the idea of having a "straight" guy as one of your favorite bros. The two of you have such a good relationship, always meeting up at the gym with each other, bringing an extra water bottle for the other, hanging out at each other's home, great stuff. Until he brings up the idea of blowing off some steam by jerking each other off. Like bros though, of course.
And like a good friend, you agree because that's what bros do! Totally not because of his perfectly sculpted arms, that big and bouncy chest, and thighs that would absolutely crush you between them. Of course not.
Little do you know, your bro has been struggling with a little crush on you. By crush, he means that he needs you to fuck him so hard he breaks. He always thought he was straight, never even gave it much thought besides the guys he would see once in a while that he would find hot if he were a girl. That was until the moment he saw you half-naked in the showers, his eyes nearly glued to you unclothed dick. He couldn't help but feel a throb himself while he ogled your form.
Of course he was still straight! It was only normal that a male would want to size up another male, just guys being guys. And it's pretty normal for guys to jerk off together, right?
Maybe he was wrong.
He can barely keep up with your precum slicked hand moving up and down your cocks, he's too busy whimpering and fucking up into your fist. He's letting out whines of Bro, slow down and Too much, if only he could hear himself, how pathetic he sounds nearly losing his mind just from getting jerked off by another man, his bro.
He's so damn sexy like this, his brows scrunched up as he holds back his tears. Beads of sweat roll down his flushed and panting face. You might pull on his dick a little too hard, but he's so cute you can't help yourself. His eeks of pleasure only worsens(betters) his situation.
By the time he's already shot his load, another one upcoming, you finally release. As his mind tries its best to unscramble itself, he can't help but want to do something like this again, or even go further. You may call him gay for it, but you have to understand, right? It's just bros helping out bros.
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hanniebaeee · 8 days ago
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Clueless: Peek-a-boo?
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Felix x fem!reader
Warnings: suggestive content MDNI
Genre: strangers to lovers, fluff
Summary: You and Felix live on the topmost floor of your buildings - apartments facing each other, with long windows giving a glimpse into each other's lives. And then one day, everything changes.
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Every evening, Felix saw the most beautiful girl in the window opposite to his. You lived in the apartment facing his, in the building opposite to his.
He didn’t know he believed in angels, until you showed up at that damn window, all soft light and effortless grace, and he became a devout believer. But those floor-to-ceiling windows in your bedroom seemed to be your favorite place because he saw you there a lot. Looking so peaceful as the breeze kissed your skin and the city lights illuminated your face.
He told himself to stop. That you were just a stranger. That this window obsession was not normal human behavior. But every time you stretched by your window or gave him a soft smile, Felix felt blessed.
And then, it happened. 
It was a normal night. Felix had just finished a shower, steam curling around him as he stepped out, a white towel hanging low on his hips. He was drying his hair with another one. 
Completely normal. Until it wasn't. 
Because of course, God had favorites and Felix definitely wasn’t one of them, apparently. You were standing by the window as usual. Your eyes met. Felix didn't even know what had happened until it was too late, and the towel around his hips was already on the floor.
For a solid three seconds, you froze. You didn’t mean to look. You really didn’t. But it happened so fast that your poor, innocent eyes bore witness to everything.
A choked sound clawed its way up your throat. Your hands flew to your face as you spun on your heel, bolting so fast from the window that Felix swore you left behind a cartoon dust cloud.
And Felix? Felix quickly covered himself with the towel in his hand, his heart pounding so fast. 
"NO. NO, NO, NO, NO"
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Felix: GUYS I’M MOVING TO ANTARCTICA. IT WAS NICE KNOWING Y’ALL.
Chan: What? 
Hyunjin: What did you do?
Minho: Leave your key under the mat.
Jeongin: Wtf happened? 
Felix: I FLASHED MY NEIGHBOR.
Felix: MY WINDOW GIRL. MY ANGEL. THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. SHE SAW EVERYTHING.
Seungmin: define everything
Felix: Everything everything. 
Changbin: bro what do you mean you flashed your neighbor??
Jisung: Oh Lord 💀💀
Felix: MY TOWEL FELL. SHE WAS RIGHT THERE. OMG. 
Hyunjin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Chan: Oh my god.
Felix: AND NOW I HAVE TO FAKE MY DEATH AND ASSUME A NEW IDENTITY. OMG.
Hyunjin: You just gave your crush an exclusive, VIP, free-of-charge viewing of your whole ass body and you think you're suffering??
Felix: YES I’M SUFFERING??
Jeongin: Nah bro I think she’s the one suffering.
Felix: I AM GOING TO CRY.
Minho: Pack your bags.
Seungmin: It was nice knowing you. 
Felix: I’M NEVER SHOWING MY FACE AGAIN.
Hyunjin: Imagine running into her 😁
Felix: SHUT UP.
Changbin: Bro ur gonna have to move.
Felix: I KNOW.
Jisung: Idk man. she might’ve liked what she saw. 👀
Felix: HAN JISUNG I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS.
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You were disintegrating. No. Worse. You were ascending. No. Even worse. You were being violently ejected from the mortal plane.
Because you had just seen your hot, ridiculously beautiful neighbor - on whom you had the biggest crush - completely utterly naked.
Your soul had left your body the moment his towel hit the floor. It was probably somewhere in another dimension, floating through the galaxies, forever lost. 
And his eyes - those big, brown, Bambi eyes - had gone so wide, so shocked, so horrified. Oh your heart did weird flips. You were never recovering from this. Ever. 
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Felix had spent the entire night buried under his blankets, contemplating his life choices while the boys absolutely tore him to shreds over this incident. 
He had spent the entire next morning aggressively gaming to forget everything (it didn’t work). He had spent the afternoon avoiding every single window in his apartment. 
And yet. And yet.
When the evening rolled around, when the sky turned a dusky shade of orange and the city lights flickered on… he couldn't help it.
He looked. He had walked into his bedroom, and his eyes fell on the window, and he took a peek. His brain told him no. But his dumbass heart said yes.
And there you were.  Beautiful as ever. But your face? Murderous. You were arguing.  
Your phone was pressed to your ear, your free hand waving wildly as you went off on whoever was on the other end of the call. Your brows were furrowed, your lips moving rapidly, and your whole body was tense. 
Felix froze. And Felix was turned on. So damn much.
How did you look this good while yelling at someone? How did you manage to be so breathtakingly hot when you were this angry?
And unfortunately for him, you turned and looked straight at him. 
Felix panicked, and flinched. Instead of playing it cool like a normal human being, his reflexes betrayed him in the worst way possible. He was just trying to run, but tripped over his own feet - legs tangled, arms flailing.
His entire body went crashing onto the floor. For a second, he just lay there, praying you didn’t see that.
But of course you did. The phone was off your ear, and you were looking at him with concern on your face and Felix just wanted to die. 
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Felix: I JUST FELL FLAT ON MY FACE. 
Felix: IN FRONT OF HER.
Felix: SHE WAS LOOKING RIGHT AT ME.  
Felix: I AM NOT OKAY.
Hyunjin: LMAOOOOOOO
Jeongin: HAHAHAHAHAHAH 
Jisung: At this point, I don't even know how you do this. Repeatedly. 
Seungmin: Hold on. HOLD ON.  
Seungmin: You got caught staring at her AGAIN?
Felix: IT WASN’T ON PURPOSE.
Minho: You are an embarrassment.  
Felix: I AM IN DISTRESS.
Felix: SHE’S SO HOT WHEN SHE’S ANGRY I WANT HER TO YELL AT ME.
Minho: Yongbok. This is not how I coached you.
Jishng: Oh please. This is exactly how you coached him. Striptease and simping. He did just that.
Hyunjin: Omg, LEE KNOW?!
Minho: 😑
Hyunjin: Do you need me to send an ambulance?
Jeongin: No, he needs a one-way ticket to the underworld at this point.
Seungmin: SHE HAS SEEN YOU BUTT-ASS NAKED AND NOW SHE’S SEEN YOU FACEPLANT INTO THE FLOOR.  
Seungmin: Wow. You're even worse than Jeongin at this point.
Jeongin: Excuse me, my girlfriend will Osotogari you into another dimension if I say so. 
Seungmin: Try me.
Jeongin: 👊
Felix: Why am I like this 😩 Why does God hate me?! 
Minho: He doesn't hate you.
Minho: He’s just trying to humble you. 
Felix: I AM HUMBLE ENOUGH.
Jisung: Are you though. 
Hyunjin: Just confess at this point bro wtf. 
Felix: CONFESS WHAT??? 
Jisung: THAT YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH HER. 
Felix: I DON’T EVEN KNOW HER.
Chan: Bro.
Minho: You know the exact times she gets home every day.
Jeongin: You literally talk about her all the time. Jisung: AND YOU JUST ADMITTED YOU THINK SHE’S HOT EVEN WHEN SHE’S ANGRY.
Felix: Bye. 
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You had resisted Jennie’s invitation at first. Because it's already a trap that your best friend lives in the same building as him. But you were not going to run into him after the two disastrous days you've had.
“No. Absolutely not.” You said, shaking your head.
Jennie's face was so close to the camera, you could literally smell her through the screen. 
“Why?” Jennie asked. "Why are we on video call? I live right next door!"
“Because the hottest man I’ve ever seen lives there, and I -”
Jennie squinted. “Uh huh. It's never stopped you from visiting before. You’re lying.”  
“Am not.”  
“You are. Spill.” 
“I might have accidentally seen him naked -”
“EXCUSE ME?” Jennie shrieked. 
You waved frantically, trying to talk over her shrieking, “NOT ON PURPOSE!”  
“WAIT, WAIT -” She pointed at herself. “You saw a naked hot guy and you didn't tell ME?!”
You sighed. “Yes.”  
Jennie’s jaw dropped.
“WHY HAVE I NEVER MET THIS GUY?!?”  
“I'm hanging up!”
“Oh my God, chill! SO VIOLENT.”  
“I am not running into him. You can come over anytime you know.” You said, glaring at her. 
Jennie rolled her eyes and said, “Oh, come on. What are the odds you’d run into him?”  
You hesitated.  
Jennie had a point. You wouldn’t randomly see him, right? 
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Fast forward to now:
You sprinted for the elevator just as the doors were closing, because you weren't going to climb ten floors to Jennie's apartment. 
You barely made it. And the second you stepped inside, you locked eyes with him.  
HIM.
You felt every single one of your brain cells exit your body. And he didn't look any better. In fact he looked seconds away from climbing the walls like a feral animal. You had never seen a man so close to death before. 
But your mind? Your first thought? Oh. He actually looks nice in clothes. Like you've always seen him in pyjamas, or hoodies (or absolutely nothing). But he actually looked so good in his jeans and black t-shirt and the leather jacket. 
Ok, you needed to leave. Immediately. So you turned, trying to make it out before the doors closed. It was funny how they slid shut right on your face. 
The silence was even worse. Crippling and suffocating.
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The doors slid open on Jennie's floor, and you were about to step out, but there stood Jennie.
Why the hell was she standing there? 
Her eyes immediately landed on you.  Then on Felix. Then back to you. You don't know what she saw on your face, because her eyes narrowed.
“IS THAT HIM?!”  
You jumped and slapped your hand over her mouth. 
“SHHHHHHHH.” 
Jennie’s eyes screamed, as if to say, “OH MY GOD IT’S HIM” 
The elevator doors closed again, and Jennie said, “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME HE WAS THAT HOT?!”  
“JENNIE WHAT THE FUCK?!”  
“Oooohh, you like him!” Jennie smirked, wiggling her eyebrows at you.
You swung you bag at her and she escaped narrowly with a squeal. 
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Felix: I WAS IN AN ELEVATOR WITH WINDOW GIRL.  
Jeongin: OH. MY. GOD.
Hyunjin: LOL 
Minho: WHAT ARE THE ODDS????
Felix: ZERO. THE ODDS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ZERO.
Chan: LMAO 
Jisung: Felix, this is destiny  
Hyunjin: Did you talk?
Felix: NO. I WAS TOO BUSY MALFUNCTIONING
Changbin: Did she say anything?
Felix: NO. She tried to escape but the doors won that round. 
Jisung: STOPPPP 
Hyunjin: NOT THE ELEVATOR BETRAYING HER🤣  
Minho: So much potential
Jisung: Ask her out, you coward. 
Felix: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP 
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You felt bad. Because the poor guy has been repeatedly traumatized for no reason, and it felt absolutely unfair. So you decided to be mature about it. 
Your knees wobbled at the thought of talking to him face to face. So you had another idea. 
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Later that evening, you sat by your window as usual (waiting). 
There he was. Felix walked into his room, stretching, and then froze when his eyes landed on you. You quickly picked up the little white board you'd ordered just for this (dramatic yes, but this was a dramatic situation). 
He watched curiously as you wrote something on it quickly, and held it up for him.
I’M SORRY FOR WHAT HAPPENED.  
Felix blinked, completely surprised. And his face turned a cute pink. And then he did something that made your heart flutter. He smiled. A soft shy one.   
Felix watched, his heart pounding so fast as you started writing again. Then, you held it up. 
DO YOU WANT TO GET COFFEE WITH ME?
Felix.exe has crashed. His crush, his dream girl, just asked him out.  
Felix scrambled. He looked around his room for something and came running back with a book and a marker. 
 YES. YES. HOLY SHIT YES.  
You snorted as you saw his reply. Then he wrote again. 
I’M FELIX.
You grinned, quickly scribbling back.  
I’M Y/N. NICE TO MEET YOU FELIX!
You watched as he smiled softly, his cheeks still pink.  
AND YOU. CAN I PICK YOU UP TOMORROW?  
Your stomach flipped. This was actually happening. Really really happening. You bit your lip, then quickly scribbled. 
7PM?
Felix beamed and nodded, with the biggest, dorkiest smile on his face.  
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Felix: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Hyunjin: WHAT WHAT WHAT?! 
Jisung: HE’S HAVING A STROKE I CAN FEEL IT.
Felix: SHE JUST ASKED ME OUT.
Changbin: YOU’RE LYING. 
Seungmin: LMAO
Jeongin: And and and?!? 
Minho: SHE WHAT.
Chan: SAY YES. SCREAM IT. 
Felix: WE HAVE A DATE. I’M DYING. OMG.
Felix: SHE JUST ASKED ME OUT THROUGH A FUCKING WHITEBOARD.  
Jisung: WHY IS THAT SO STUPIDLY CUTE! 
Hyunjin: NOT THE WHITEBOARD CONFESSION!
Jisung: EVERYONE SHUT UP. LIXIE HAS A DATE! 
Hyunjin: Gotta say, you have the best story to tell among us
Minho: And here I thought Hyunjin was the most embarrassing among us
Hyunjin: Obviously it was Jeongin for being thrown around by his girl
Jeongin: Well excuse you, Jisung nearly peed his pants when he wanted to ask HIS girl out
Jisung: Please. Guess who stripped for forgiveness? Um, not me? 
Minho: I DID NOT STRIP FOR FORGIVENESS!
Chan: Amatures. All of you.
Changbin: You didn't even know that your fiancee was literally carrying your child and ran around wailing that she didn't love you anymore. Oh my God.
Chan: CHANGBIN!
Seungmin: He's got a point, ya know
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Felix was obviously so stressed. Because he wanted this to be perfect. And suddenly, everyone was giving him dating advice. And none of it was remotely useful. What's new. 
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Changbin: Bro you gotta flex. Show her those arms. 
Felix: WHAT.
Chan: Yeah, mate. Roll up your sleeves, make the veins pop.
Felix: Omg  
Hyunjin: He'd literally pop a vein and then we'll actually have to send an ambulance. 
Jisung: Accidentally brush fingers when you pass her the coffee. Totally innocent. 
Minho: ALPHA MALE STARE. Look her in the eye. Don't blink. 
Felix: I’M GONNA GET ARRESTED.
Jeongin: Drop something, and pick it up slowly so she sees your back muscles.   
Felix: She has unfortunately seen way too much muscle to last a while 😵‍💫
Hyunjin: OK. SHUT UP EVERYONE. FELIX. JUST BE YOURSELF.
Jisung: YEAH. BE YOURSELF. BUT HOTTER. 
Felix: 🙄🙄🙄  
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The date was in an hour. And Felix was barely keeping it together. His entire apartment looked like a crime scene, with outfits thrown everywhere, his hair was still wet from the shower.  
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Felix: I'm so nervous, my stomach hurts
Jisung: It's a good nervous though? 
Hyunjin: You can do it, Lix
Changbin: REMEMBER. SHOW HER THE VEINS. 
Felix: OMG 
Chan: Don't worry, she likes you. You like her. It'll be OK!
Seungmin: Just be yourself, make her laugh. 
Jeongin: If you're nervous, just sit there and look pretty 🤷‍♂️
Jisung: NOOOO HE NEEDS TO DO BOTH. LOOK PRETTY AND BE CHARMING.
Felix : I’M SWEATING. I’M ACTUALLY SWEATING.
Hyunjin: GO WASH YOUR FACE RN. AND FIX YOUR HAIR.
Felix: I LOOK LIKE A DROWNED RAT.  
Minho: Great. You're ready.   
Felix: I AM GONNA THROW UP.
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But he does go and get you some flowers and meet you at the entrance to your building. He was fidgeting, checking his reflection in his phone camera for the 100th time when you walked out.
Felix froze for a second because you looked like a dream. And for once Felix felt like the universe did love him. Because it gave him you. 
You grinned and held your hand out.
“Hey, Felix.” you said, and Felix quickly shook your hand, before giving you the flowers. 
“Thank you,” You said, and his entire brain short-circuited.
He was so fucked.
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Felix: WE SHOOK HANDS. I’M DEAD. BURY ME.
Jisung: A HANDSHAKE??? YOU FORMAL ASS IDIOT. 
Changbin: BRO YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO HUG HER NOT INTERVIEW HER. 
Felix: I’M IN LOVE.  
Hyunjin: OMG DON’T BE A SIMP. 
Minho: TOO LATE. 
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The date was perfect.  Felix had never been this happy in his entire life. You were amazing - you laughed at his jokes, teased him mercilessly, and your eyes? It was on him the whole time. 
Felix was literally in heaven. 
You even let him walk you home.  Stood side by side in the elevator, unable to hide the smiles on your faces.  And then you stopped at your door and glanced at him, eyes sparkling with something mischievous.  
“Maybe next time,” you mused with a smile, “I’ll invite you in.”
Felix nodded dumbly - he would have nodded to anything you said to be honest - his entire body heating up. 
Next time. You said next time. You wanted a next time.
You laughed softly at how dazed he looked, and then leaned in to press a kiss to his cheek. A little too close to his mouth. A soft lingering kiss. 
And when you pulled back a little bit, Felix chased your lips with his - it was almost involuntary, like he had no choice but to close the small gap.  
And then his lips caught yours in the most perfect kiss of his life. Just long enough to drive him insane, but not long enough to satisfy the absolute hunger suddenly roaring inside of him.
When you pulled away, your breath fanned against his lips and your eyes flickered with mischief. You were both grinning like idiots, blushing so hard.   
You bit your lip, taking a step back and whispered, “Good night, Felix.”
He barely managed a choked, “Good night,” before you disappeared into your apartment. 
The second your door clicked shut, Felix sprinted.
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Hyunjin: WHERE TF IS HE.  
Jisung: DID SHE KILL HIM? 
Changbin: FELIX ANSWER US RIGHT NOW.  
Minho: I'm so curious
Chan: OMG LET HIM BREATHE!
Jeongin: I BET HE'S HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE.
Seungmin: He's probably just walking home. 
Hyunjin: WELL HE CAN TEXT AND WALK. 
Jisung: WHAT IF HE PASSED OUT. LIXIE!! 
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Felix stumbled into his apartment, collapsed onto his bed, and with trembling hands, grabbed his phone.  
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Felix: GUYS. 
Jisung: HOLY FUCK HE’S ALIVE.  
Hyunjin: REPORT. IMMEDIATELY.  
Changbin: Spill. 
Felix: IT WAS AMAZING. WE KISSED. SHE SAID WANTED A NEXT TIME. WITH ME. OMG. 
Chan: Go Felix!! 
Minho: Details. Now. 
Jeongin: We need a play-by-play.
Felix: She kissed me on the cheek first. But then, I kinda kissed her on the lips.
Felix: It was so soft and sweet
Felix: Wait. WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS.  
Changbin: Because we are your emotional support animals.
Jisung: You what. 
Hyunjin: You chased her lips didn't you? 
Felix: HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT?!
Chan: How are you so weirdly accurate all the damn time Hyunjin?! 
Hyunjin: It's a talent Christopher 😎
Minho: You're ignoring the fact that your little boy chased her lips like a starving animal. 
Felix: I DIDN’T MEAN TO! IT JUST HAPPENED.
Seungmin: OUR BOY IS HUNGRY. 
Chan: Felix, do you realize what this means? 
Felix: WHAT.
Minho: YOU’RE GONNA GET LAID.
Chan: NO NO! OH MY GOD! I MEANT YOU SHOULD INVITE HER TO MY WEDDING AS YOUR PLUS ONE! MINHO!! 
Felix: I AM GOING TO PASS OUT.
Felix: GOOD NIGHT. 
Jisung: Bro’s gonna have good dreams tonight.  
Hyunjin: Spicy ones for sure. 
Felix: LEAVE ME ALONE.
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eicsferrari · 15 days ago
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never met - op81 smau
summary: people start making up rumors about oscar and yn. problem is they never actually met
face claim: random girls from pinterest
a/n: this is chaos but it was fun to write hope you like it
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gossipf1 singer yn and oscar piastri are reported to be dating according to inside sources
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user5 please let this be true
lando rue, when did this happen?
user14 helppp what is lando doing here
user3 my two worlds colliding
user7 she's not good enough for him
user8 ?? he's not good enough for her
yn inside sources who??? i never saw this man in my life😭😭
user10 he's a formula 1 driver
yn oh i only know lewis hamilton aka the goat aka the loml
user10 fair
yn he looks cute tho👀
sabrinacarpenter no yn!
yn 😊😊
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yn jazzy nights are my favorite
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user6 best night of my life
sabrinacarpenter i'm in love with you😍
yn me when i see you
user1 oscar liked...
user4 don't start
user1 i just stated a fact
user9 obsessed with your voice, i want you to sing me to sleep every night
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user8 i fear this couple would be too iconic
user4 just... no
user5 i dont know this man my ass
yn in my defense i really haven't met him then!
lando it's true i can confirm
lando i can also confirm yn was oscar's most listened artist last year
oscarpiastri why are you here?
lando gossip is my bat signal
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yn trip made it out of the groupchat
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lando groupchat and it's only two people
yn get off my comments
lando i got you his number and this is how you repay me?
user9 lando tell us who it is🙏🏼
user3 if lando set them up it has to be oscar
user7 i'm in love with her aesthetic
user5 white shirt=oscar
user14 stop we don't know
sabrinacarpenter did my invite get lost in the mail?🤨
yn babe i'm sorry he means nothing you are the love of my life
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yn sorry osc i go where lewis goes🏎️
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oscarpiastri 😐
user4 osc🥺🥺
scuderiaferrari everyone is a ferrari fan ♡liked by author
francocolapinto hamilton fan first, a girlfriend second. i respect that
user5 did he just confirm that they are girlfriend and boyfriend?
mclaren 💔
yn sorry😔
charles_leclerc i approve son oscarpiastri
yn forza ferrari!
user26 we lost her to a sports guy...
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yn same fucking thing
lando it's not !!
yn ok but the word papaya is so ugly
lando YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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yn the rumors are now true, i'm his favorite artist and he's my (second) favorite driver
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user18 she's gorgeous😍 he's just there😐
francocolapinto yes yes you might kiss but did he ever say he wanted to learn your language just to understand your jokes? i don't think so
yn call me when you are his top artist on spotify loser
user12 don't mind me i'm just patiently waiting for the love songs this will inspire
oscarpiastri you are never going to let me live this down, right?
yn you are stuck with me and my bad jokes sorry bro
sabrinacarpenter just remember she was mine first papaya boy
oscarpiastri noted🫡
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oscarpiastri she finally wore papaya
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user2 she's so hot🥵
yn not that word again😭
lando i will block you if you keep hating on the papaya
yn do it i dare you
yn i look so good tho
oscarpiastri you always look amazing
yn i love me a boy who can sweet talk
lando god stop being cheesy on main🤢
yn weren't you going to block me??
lando i should have
yn just do it you coward
user23 yes yn put the car guy in his place!
lando why are you supporting her when your page is dedicated to me??? are you a fan or a hater?
user23 i'm your biggest fan! but i support women's rights and women's wrongs so i'm with yn
yn HA even your fans like me better😛
lando you stole my teammate and now my fans what else do you want from me😭😭
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↪yn disgustingly cute yes
lando whatever helps you sleep at night
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↪yn babe don't expose us like that😔
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yn DELETE what if lewis sees this?
user21 she's so real
lewishamilton i feel betrayed
yn nooo💔😔 you will always be n1 in my heart
oscarpiastri 😐
yn deal with it
yn i am so incredibly proud of you and i love supporting you🥺🧡
oscarpiastri thank you for being here<3
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suiana · 2 months ago
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yandere! actor who can't BELIEVE his balls that he actually likes YOU. YOU of all people. his stupid damned co-actor.
"GET OUT OF MY FACE"
"wtf bro"
he's never wanted to work with you. EVER. it's not like he's secretly actually a big fan of yours and had been begging his manager to land him a role in a hallmark new year shitty ROMANCE movie with you! this... this casting opportunity was only because he's a super big megastar actor and you are one as well! that's all! not because he wanted it! stupid.
"you SUCK 🤬🤬🤬"
"i will actually strangle you. can you not act like a kid for ONE second."
he acts like a damn kid both on AND off the set. calling you names, trying to bully you... the list goes on. if you weren't more mature you'd... probably have smacked him or something by now. maybe even reply to his actions with an insult of your own.
you really don't understand what you did to be treated like this. you've only acted polite and kind to him all this while, so why's he acting like you committed murder on his favorite person?
that's until you saw the redness to his cheeks. so you put two and two together... and??? there's no way. it's not like he likes you or anything, right?
"do you like me or something?"
"w-what? *blushes* of course not!!!! stinky!!! *fucking explodes*"
oh. so guess that explains why he acts all weird and angsty everytime you need to interact with someone else other than HIM. makes sense that he'd act like a damn guard dog, all dark faced and ready to BITE people if they come even a step closer. right. that and also the fact that he's literally just the textbook tsundere ramped to the max with a touch of possessiveness.
"you silly baka😝 happy new year!"
"happy new year to you too or something... i guess..."
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aeribbon · 7 months ago
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you ready ? | carlos sainz
summary; when one time in ibiza, you made a deal with a random spanish man that if if in 5 years you weren't dating someone you would marry him... it's been 5 years !
pairing; carlos sainz x diplomat!reader
warnings; swearing ?? english isn't my first language !
an; also i'm taking requests pleaseeeeee give me scenarios i would gladly make them
fc; chiara king
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yourusername - 2016
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yourusername me after doing handstands in the pool to impress him but see ya in 5 years ig
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carlossainz55 I hope so !
yourbestfriend that is a crazy bet but i'm here for it
yourfriend1 damn you're stunning
yourfriend2 okay period girl that tan ate
yourfriend3 yummy
username mmhm why is carlos liking and commenting ??
▮ username literally ahaha no way the f1 gossip pages still haven't found this
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yourusername - 2021
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yourusername single life means gno everyday !!!
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yourbestfriend thank god cause i couldn't stand that ugly rat
▮ yourfriend1 and he had the audacity to cheat !
▮ yourusername gotta get that rebound tonight
yourbestfriend i need you to stop traveling, i can assume you pookie no need to work and leave me every monday
▮ yourusername ily babe but i'm not gonna fuck up 10 years of studies for you <3
▮ yourbestfriend well i tried, ...
▮ yourbestfriend GIRL HOLD ON HOLD TF UP CHECK YOUR MESSAGES
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yourusername i love my job
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carlossainz55 so... it's been 5 years ! you still up ?
▮ yourusername omg carlos hi
▮ carlossainz55 yeah hi y/n (liked by author)
▮ maxverstappen1 ☕️
▮ username WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
yourfriend2 when i'll buy france you'll be my prime minister and minister of international relationships
▮ yourusername how much will you pay me ?
yourbestfriend can i pls come with you next time
▮ yourusername no youre gonna distract me and yk i can't say no to you
▮ yourbestfriend i promise we'll go out only the last day !
▮ yourusername ok we might have a deal
yourfriend1 stunning
username let me spell gorjus right !
yourfriendwhichisamale loveeee never knew what i was missing
▮ yourusername bro if you don't shut up you're gonna make me fumble
▮ landonorris ouh 👀
▮ carlossainz55 cabron leave
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carlossainz55 - 2024
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carlossainz55 fell in love with her way before that deal trust me ! can't believe i actually get to call you MY wife after 3 years of relationship and the best years of my life, i love you y/n more than you could ever imagine ❤️
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yourbestfriend WELP I LOVE YOU GUYS
yourusername i love you too carlos and i think you've got an idea of how much i love you
maxverstappen1 congrats guys, i'm so proud of you guys and also for being part of that deal 😆❤️
▮ carlossainz55 shush that's a secret
▮ yourusername YOU WERE INVOLVED ?
landonorris my parents awww ily
username carlosy/n nation we are so alive omg
username i'm such a proud mom omg i love them so much
rúbendias congrats mate (like by author)
username their history is so wattpad coded please it's too cute for me
oscarpiastri can you please adopt me now ?
▮ charles_leclerc WHAT ??? NO WTF
▮ yourusername ofc my cutie osc anything for you my love
▮ carlossainz55 oh
▮ landonorris they're already my parents move and i'm y/n's favorite
▮ oscarpiastri i'm gonna hold your hand when i'll say this
▮ yourusername yeah sorry norris
yourusername - lake como
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yourusername made the deal for the plot but actually found my soulmate on the way, i love you carlos ! you're the love of my life ❤️
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yourbestfriend the way this story ended is my roman empire
username she's beautiful
username i knew this wedding wouldn't disappoint after seeing y/n's aesthetic
▮ username she's literally a diplomat and he's literally an f1 driver i was excepting something as big as they served us !
▮ username fr love them for this !!!!! this is so iconic imagine having your wedding in lake como
lilymunihe my baby i'm so happy for you awwww
▮ yourusername ily lily
carmenmmundt wedding of the year !! thank you for inviting george and i it was an incredible experience !
▮ yourusername awww thank you for being here carmen ily
username oh to be marrying the y/n
username idk if i want to be carlos or y/n
▮ username trust me i would kill to marry y/n
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i tried ahaha pls i would love to have your feed back or any ideas for an smau !!
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