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beegs-bugs · 4 months ago

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He’s just a little guy

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sesamenom · 1 year ago

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Gil-galad Variations, featuring all the gil galad theories i've encountered.

#silm #silmarillion #gil galad #gil galad son of plothole #<- best tag lol #personally i like the maglor theory #son of lalwen is probably my second favorite?#also that would make him the 16th known finwean grandkid #the aegnor/andreth peredhel variant is interesting #also i feel like when everyone meets him in valinor/the halls finrod would just look at aegnor like :/#finrod: 'if you were just going to ignroe my whole speech you could have at least told me so i could get birthday gifts for the kid!'#the russingon one looks very much like nerdanel lol #both the maedhros ones' hair is *just* dark enough to not cause a diplomatic incident #the elured/elurin one is really funny #like. hes 0% noldor not even related to finwe at all. like. theyre descended from different cuvienen families. they literally are 0% relate #he was raised by cirdan who is also 0% noldor #but he is somehow a better king of the noldor than like 90% of the previous ones #even funnier if hes Just A Guy #did they accidentally switch the real finwean baby? did they just grab a random kid and go 'oh well close enough'? who knows?#i think princess-faelivrin has a FAQ about the leading version of fin-galad (gil galad being finduilas)

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paperbooart · 4 months ago

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went on a plane for the first time in my life to see little shop of horrors in prince george

#little shop of horrors #theatre #seymour krelborn #audrey ii #technically not my first time on a plane #i was on one when i was a baby #literal weeks before 9/11. that's just a fun fact for you. i have technically experienced air travel pre and post 9/11.#that is unrelated to little shop #i flew to the middle of nowhere to see it because the guy who played seymour said i should come and see it #i think he was joking at least partially #but i was like #bet #tumblr can have this at 11:30pm watever

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sluckythewizard · 6 months ago

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PART OF A BIGGER DOODLE PAGE. WHEN ITS DONE ILL TUCK THE LINK INTO THIS LITTLE X RIGHT HERE ----> [X] I REALLY REALLY LOVE THE TOM N JERRY DYNAMIC W EMIZEL N VEX. IMAGINE BEING SO SO HAUNTED BY A LITTLE GUY THATS JUST SSSSOO FUCKING ANNOYING.

#CW GORE #HEHEEH WEEEEEE I LOVE THEEMEMM #VEX JUST HATES EMIZEL SO SO SO MUCH AND I LOOOOVE IT. EVEN WHEN WORKING TOGETHER EMIZEL JUST FINDS THE PERFECT WAY TO #GET UNDER THIS DUDES SKIN. A VAMPIRE WHOS BEEN AROUND A LONG LONG TIME.#A VAMPIRE WHOSE COMMITTED COUNTLESS ATROCITIES AND SEEN MANY MANY TERRIBLE THINGS W A SMILE ON HIS FACE #HES A PROFESSIONAL!! HES AN ARTIST! HES A GROWN MAN THAT CAN HANDLE A LITTLE MISTAKE HERE N THERE!!#BUT THEN THIS LITTLE FUCKIN. WEIRDO. W ITS ILLUSIONS. AND TRICKERY. AND STRANGENESS. AND EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS SO SO STUPID #HES WACKY. EVERYTHING HE SAYS MAKES NO SENSE AND YET. AND YET. HE HAS FOILED EVERY PLAN. CAUGHT YOU OFF EVERY GUARD #HE'S MADE YOU PARANOID!!! CAMERAS EVERYWHERE. WE CANT LET HIM GET THROUGH OUR DEFENSES. LEST HE FUCKS UP MORE SHIT #HES JUST A REGULAR BABY VAMPIRE. THERES NOTHING INSIDE OF HIM THAT GIVES ANY CLUE OF HIS STRANGE MAGICAL ABILITIES. SO WHAT THE FUCK??#HES LITERALLY A MOUSE. MAKING YOU SHRIEK EVERYTIME HE SKITTERS ACROSS THE CORNER OF THE ROOM W HIS AWFUL LITTLE PITTER PATTERING. FUCK!!#HES SO SMALL AND SO AVERAGE AND SO SO STUPID AND YET. AND YET HE HAS UNRAVELED EEEVERYTHING AND TOOK DOWN THE STRONGEST VAMP YOU KNOW #SO WHAT THE FUCK????#I LOVE IT WHEN A SCARY VILLANOUS CHARACTER IS REDUCED TO SOMEONE WHO JUST WANTS THE PROTAGONIST TO LEAVE THEM ALOOONE. TO GO AWAYYY. PLEASE #HEHEHE WEEE ILL POST THE FULL DOODLE PAGE LAT3RRRR I GOTTA FUCKIN UHHH FIGURE OUT WHEN IM CATCHING THIS STUPID GAY BUS #I ALSO NEED TO FIGURE OUT HHOW MUCH ALCAHOL IM WILLIN TA DRINK B4 I GO HOME. I HOPE YALL ENJOY THIS ONE. I LOVE U GUYS

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vanityangel · 3 months ago

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❝ And the new Bloodline's Judas is about to get his ❞ While his brothers were willing to still side with their cousin again, even after he refused to apologize for all his years of torment, when Solo Sikoa finds himself surrounded, all on his own and offered a final chance of mercy by the same man should he just surrender to him, Solo instead decides to stand ground and is met with an onslaught of six finishers in a row before ultimately being pinned.

#wrestling #wwe #survivor series #wargames #solo sikoa #roman reigns #jey uso #jimmy uso #the usos #sami zayn #cm punk #wweedit #wrestlingedit #my gifs #long post #they really beat their lil bro down all to side with their big b!tch@$$ cousin who STILL cant even say sorry for years of tormenting them #idk kinda goofy if you ask me #yall better have some plan in all this or that is fr just sad lmao #solo hasnt done even half of what roman has #but everyone treats him like the biggest villain #...how powerful of him tbh #also michael cole i will FIGHT you what do you mean JUDAS #my faves iyo and solo both out here getting dubbed a judas #not jimmy out here superkicking his entire family not jey or sami #my guy who showed up last & held out the longest in a group that was falling apart before he even got there HOW DARE YOU #solo saying 'this isnt how it was supposed to be' BABY #he is literally a baby and you guys are MEAN #i have issues with the ending but i appreciated this moment #in that solo was willing to go down fighting rather than giving in and bowing to roman even when so outnumbered #...and they still have not and are not proving to me why solo is supposed to be the one in the wrong lmao

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eikichi-supremacy · 1 year ago

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If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)

#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head #ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it #like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like #kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all #and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo #and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like #now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week?#yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay #kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello #why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine #but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him #they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her)#i just think it'd be fun cos like #it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met #kurama and hiei #kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back #they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀#it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan #yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc #and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺''#''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing #it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next #cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe #okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept #kuwameshi #yu yu hakusho #kuwabara kazuma #yusuke urameshi #koenma

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lesbian-cowpoke · 1 year ago

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Jason Todd being Tim's Robin in fanon stems from trying to make sense of the wacky timeline bullshit created by the writers doing their best to entirely erase Jason Todd. It's why Dick is Tim's favorite Robin. Dick was Robin from when Tim was 4-10, the longer amount of time, so he still could have been Tim's favorite Robin regardless, but it's also. The writers really really hated that little boy.

#because dick wasn't literally 9 when he became robin where are people even getting that from?????????#he was 13???#tim was 13 jason was 12 #steph was 16ish #damian was 10 #look at dick graysons first appearance and tell me that is a 9yo i dare you #but tim and dick are the brothers ever #love their brotherhood #just saying the writers hated jason and thats why tim wasn't a fan of him. most likely at least.#tim drake #dick grayson #jason todd #idk why the writers hated baby robin jason so much. he was just a little guy.

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marshymarge · 3 months ago

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screaming crying puking shitting pissing why doesnt anybody love farkas why does everyone shit all over him why do they agree with his baseless self-deprecation why why why why why

#he is so smart!!! he is so fuckign smart but everyone just treats him like shit #its genuinely so fucking depressing that he's just convinced that he's everything his brother is but Less #like no dude!!! youre literally so much More!!!!!#like i just want to give farkas a hug and lots of verbal reassurance #like everytime he says some shit ab like “oh youre probably looking for my brother hes the smart one :/” i wanna scream #like no baby im looking for you!! came here for You!! i hate this werewolf shit but i love you so im gonna fuckin do it!!#hes not a fucking icebrain hes a fireheart he has great joy and love burning within!!!!!#plus its dumb as FUCK for literally ANY of the companions to call him stupid. like you FUCKING RAISED HIM #if hes that fuckign dumb why didnt you guys.....oh idk...... fucking TEACH HIM BETTER #like eat shit i hate them tbh #and FUCK kodlak for that whole “hes too kindhearted” bullshit fuck you #fuck you kodlak youre so filled w heart that you wanna go to sovngarde you bitch you dont get to say shit ab other people's hearts #PLUS THE FACT THAT IT IMPLIES THAT BEING KIND = BEING UNINTELLIGENT #like FUCK that shit fuck that shit!!!!! you literally cannot be truly smart without also being truly kind!!!!!!!! its fuckin impossible!!!#farkas the smartest one in there frfr #personal #skyrim #farkas

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jackass-jones · 1 year ago

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Akihiko becoming a cop is something that simply doesn’t happen in the coma route cuz Shinji would see that shit and be like Aki what the actual hell is wrong with you

#persona #persona 3 #akihiko sanada #shinjiro aragaki #akishinji #i guess #im making it that way lol #see if you know me you know i actively avoid p4 arena like the plague both cuz i hate p4 and cuz #i simply have no interest in how the p3 characters turn out if this is whats being done to them #i seen how akihiko and mitsuru look I HATE IT I HATE IT SO MUCH I WANNA EAT GRAVEL #the only character i care about is ken really i approve of him getting to be a funny teenager i love my baby boy so much #but i watched the akihiko social episodes for reload and he talks about becoming a cop and i was just like. of fucking course 😞#we just cant escape this shit huh theres always gotta be a cop character for some reason #i consider this a bad ending for him cuz even though atlus and their copaganda loving asses would probably looove to tell me otherwise #theres literally no way shinji would stand for that shit like my guy has beef with the kirijos and was a homeless addict #so you know cops wouldnt like him and hes seen some shit #they had to kill him cuz hed tell the truth sldjks #i definitely am gonna explore this dynamic in my fic but you know. no way in hell is aki gonna be a cop on my watch lol #maybe he can be like. a PE teacher or some shit akskkls

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akemi-snow · 2 years ago

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KakaIru + Those Four Guys From Naruto

I'll assume you've seen the original versions with the canon couples. (I'd link it but have no idea what the OG really is). Now it's the gae version.

#kakairu #koteizu #Genrai #Naruto #Those two guys from Naruto #those two guys from naruto but it's not those two guys #genma shiranui #namiashi raidou #hagane kotetsu #izumo kamizuki #the funniest bit of this is that izumo's screencap isn't edited. Demon Possessed Izumo canon #Also funny that literally 2 seconds after that he's already putting his anger behind because he had a DUO battle tactic idea #Izumo: *is ready to falcon punch Kotetsu into another dimension after embarrassing him in front of 2 ANBU jonin*#Also Izumo: *includes his buddy his friend his sun and stars into his tactic ideas regardless because Friendship Means Friend*#Izumo is the embodiment of 'Just because I'm mad at you doesn't mean I stopped caring'#Also Izumo is currently on duty in that scene + dealing with Ko's lazy ass + just embarrassed himself in front of 2 respected jonin ->#and STILL had an idea for a killer top tier tactic right there. Brilliant baby. Smart boi. Intelligent cutie. Creative little muffin. I lov #Also this is in no way a diss to iruka. Iruka bby. Iruka my boy. Iruka my heart & soul since naruto 1st aired. i love u bby.#Kotetsu in canon: Wants to fight Izumo. Kotetsu as soon as Izumo wants to fight: NOPE *runs*#also gonna post the not gay version for the non shipper side of fandom. Not like I have more than 4 followers but in case it makes it out #It's just. I've seen The 4 Guys being shipped in PLENTY KakaIru fics. So I assumed someone might enjoy this lmao #also because i ship these 3. Everything gay I ship. I love me some non toxic masculine intimate friendship but I also love my gay sorry

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devilat-thedoor · 5 months ago

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#i don’t think you guys understand #he’s just a goofball #a silly goofy guy #my sweet darling boy #i love him with my entire being #literally my whole heart and soul #sammy baby #greta van fleet #gvf #sammy kiszka

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oensible · 21 days ago

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My personal 9/11 of the state of sharks rpf (incl. of fic posts narrativitzation everything etc) is that every time i see anythi f about paternal relationships its almost always macklin when EYE think klim kostin has way more interesting media uotes about his father except most of the meat is in russian articles so you gotta google translate them. Rick being a public figure and his son being a 1oa pick making them more famous than this ex highly ranked prospect that stopped being highly ranked like half a decade ago is my downfall

#preemptive no dunking on either dad on my post btw not that i think this is gonna get eyes but this post isnt about that #mack bay area parenting - ok weve seen it all before weve all lived it before.#klims dads devotion to his nhl hockey career. klim responding with equal devotion and dependence. theyre following each other to the us #metaphorically and literally #klim projected to be the top intntl league talent -> drop to 31oa. -> either hes a steal or a dodged bullet #and baby teams love to dodge that bullet #his dad was his first coach his favorite coach. what does this mean if hes kinda bad and cant shake being undisciplined ever since he came #to play in the us. what does this mean if he has bad gamesense and he needs to come to the sharks to get ice time #ive been waiting for this 17 years hes been waiting 20 #he cant cook for himself. his sister books his plane tickets. hes devoted to religion and hockey and people drag him on both counts #and his sister books his plane tickets #you know what macklin has that klim doesnt. JOB SECURITY!!!!!#HES BEEN WAITING FOR THIS 17 YEARS #HIS FATHERS BEEN WAITING 20!!!!#anyways klim is my little blorbo who i hit with hammers in my brain im drawing narrative reach lines that dont exist but smoke rick to shit #extra helping of rpfing on main sorry i was mildly oxygen deprived writing 75% of this post but i got better and then kept going #revealing my hand on main that im actually obsessed with this guy... nobody look at me too hard (scampers away)#anyways not claiming klim is super unique hes just chatty and wears his heart on his sleeve lol. and my ears wlel... they are peeled #anyways who do we think klim is going to try to staple himself to now that granny is gone

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smokbeast · 1 year ago

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He's here

Latte belongs to ma fren @crazybookcat :)

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qoldenskies · 20 days ago

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“calling him "buddy" too lmao .... although MIKEY calls donnie bud/buddy at one point so i guess they just all do that” im reminded of mikey giving don a noogie at the start of smart lair lol

GOD BLESS B TEAM THEY'RE SO FUNNY

#ask #i always think its funny when mikey tries to act grown like that #the evil league of mutants line where he's like ''YOU guys snuck out i just had to come and supervise''. dude youre literally baby #i notice he treats donnie like that the Most (fellow little brother so he gets away with it more?) but iirc he does it with the others too #very funny way to insist his independence and adulthood

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babisawyer · 2 years ago

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Ben coming back to the cabin to see yet another cannibalistic ritual

#🐇#yellowjackets #again with the cannibalistic blue balls I see how you guys are playing the game at least I know it's gonna happen #poor javi it should have been travis let's be real he provides nothing #loved the misty on mari violence also #and we were all right about jackie's necklace! our girl's keeping the group together even still #also I know I'm literally the only one on the jackie antler queen train and while I don't think it's true rather than just funsies #it's making me wonder if this is more of a fae situation going on? it's been a looooooong time since I read about all of this stuff but now #after jackie's death and the baby's death and what happened to Ben this week it's kinda making me suspicious #like is the antler queen supposed to represent the unseelie queen? is it the unseelie queen? idk I'll have to look into this to see if it #fits. I'm leaning more towards that now than wendigo psychosis #also hilarious because I did say that portals was insanely jackie coded so we're coming full circle #also I've said I'm suspicious of walter but how the fuck is that dude so rich?? I'm onto his ass he is not to be trusted

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rmbunnie · 3 months ago

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“I just can’t bear to see Jason Todd in Batman comics after what he did to poor traumatized neglected baby Timmy” I can! I think he should do it again

#like shut uppppppp he was literally fine!#im not even anti-tim i just think some of you are soooooo dramatic #he has literally spent his entire career as Robin talking godawful business about Jason so he can feel better in comparison that was EARNED #he badmouthed Jason DURING THE ENTIRETY OF THE FIGHT #and yk what? talk shit get hit #if jason wanted to kill unconscious lost-the-fight tim he would have #some of you are so insanely mad that Tim drake has more or less always gotten the support he needed from everyone but Bruce #inventing absurd trauma for the well adjusted coolguy #god forbid one guy two years older than him doesn’t baby him #“he was forced to eat cement when he was six because his parents :("#meanwhile Steph’s in the same comic ACTUALLY going through shit #“Tim flinches everytime he's in the same room as Jason” Tim's girlfriend hit him in the face with a fucking brick #the only victim when Jason shows up in Tim's comics is Jason's fucking character writing #jason todd

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