#extra helping of rpfing on main sorry i was mildly oxygen deprived writing 75% of this post but i got better and then kept going | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

oensible · 3 days ago

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My personal 9/11 of the state of sharks rpf (incl. of fic posts narrativitzation everything etc) is that every time i see anythi f about paternal relationships its almost always macklin when EYE think klim kostin has way more interesting media uotes about his father except most of the meat is in russian articles so you gotta google translate them. Rick being a public figure and his son being a 1oa pick making them more famous than this ex highly ranked prospect that stopped being highly ranked like half a decade ago is my downfall

#preemptive no dunking on either dad on my post btw not that i think this is gonna get eyes but this post isnt about that #mack bay area parenting - ok weve seen it all before weve all lived it before.#klims dads devotion to his nhl hockey career. klim responding with equal devotion and dependence. theyre following each other to the us #metaphorically and literally #klim projected to be the top intntl league talent -> drop to 31oa. -> either hes a steal or a dodged bullet #and baby teams love to dodge that bullet #his dad was his first coach his favorite coach. what does this mean if hes kinda bad and cant shake being undisciplined ever since he came #to play in the us. what does this mean if he has bad gamesense and he needs to come to the sharks to get ice time #ive been waiting for this 17 years hes been waiting 20 #he cant cook for himself. his sister books his plane tickets. hes devoted to religion and hockey and people drag him on both counts #and his sister books his plane tickets #you know what macklin has that klim doesnt. JOB SECURITY!!!!!#HES BEEN WAITING FOR THIS 17 YEARS #HIS FATHERS BEEN WAITING 20!!!!#anyways klim is my little blorbo who i hit with hammers in my brain im drawing narrative reach lines that dont exist but smoke rick to shit #extra helping of rpfing on main sorry i was mildly oxygen deprived writing 75% of this post but i got better and then kept going #revealing my hand on main that im actually obsessed with this guy... nobody look at me too hard (scampers away)#anyways not claiming klim is super unique hes just chatty and wears his heart on his sleeve lol. and my ears wlel... they are peeled #anyways who do we think klim is going to try to staple himself to now that granny is gone

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