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*vibrates* okay so that's 3 right? 👀 I'm picking: little brat, drinks and TB!
1- Tocchix was a total brat as a kid. He couldn't stay still for long and he'd take full advantage of his fledgling shadow magic, climbing onto/getting into things he was not supposed to just to see if he could do it. It got particularly bad after his mother's sudden passing, with the added motivation of wanting to be part of the Order of Whispers one day pushing him beyond reasonable risks. After going too far one time and actually risking it big, his dad had a serious talk with him about it all, and Tocchix realized just how much he worried every time. Feeling terrible about it, he started behaving perfectly around him (later also Alyt and Myrn) and eventually stopped for the most part after moving to Lion's Arch, but in the meantime, everyone else was fair game if he was sure he wouldn't get caught, which was most of the time.
Case in point, he was never caught climbing onto one of the historical labs under Rata Sum to recover a trinket for his and Bunnie's secret project, but he still might be the reason a few of the older Metamystic's professors have stopped letting progeny roam around the area during school trips without intense supervision. He still claims full innocence about the Moa accident, though, he just found himself along for the ride.
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2- He's an absolute lightweight and he knows it! Just a sip is enough to make him babble and giggle for no reason, and he's completely drunk after an ale or two, let alone something stronger, yet somehow he is usually spared from serious hangovers.
Many of his friends tried to take advantage of that quirk to make him take his mind off of things during his darkest years, but he quickly caught up to that and knew it did him little good overall (the temporary levity was not worth worse nightmares), so he very rarely indulged them. The one exception was Zrii and only in a few special occasions, as she never tried to get him to talk about his feelings and instead was just fun to be around, especially while drunk.
One can then understand why Adamas quietly freaked out for a bit when, around mid-IBS, Tocchix explicitly invited by him to go drink something together, to the point he was sure that something serious had happened. He was not entirely wrong, as Tocchix wanted to ask for advice about Huki, and he needed to be under the influence to talk about such things without crumbling about his past.
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3- Tocchix is the proud "dad" of one of the first domesticated skyscales (first batch of hatchling after the first experiment with the Commander), TB!
What does that name stand for? No one is sure, actually. Tocchix never wanted to have a pet, let alone a freaking dragon, and while he agreed to help out with the baby skyscales due to circumstances (namely being roped into it while stuck in Sun's Refuge due to not wanting to be alone at the time), he was very adamant about it, so out of principle he never named the baby skyscale that had very clearly imprinted on him. Much to his annoyance, everyone else just called him "Tocchix's baby" and eventually shortened it to "TB", which then he used as the basis for a variety of nicknames (Tiny Bean, Teeny Bud/Buddy, Terror Bumps, Tremor Burps, Tender Bully, Tenacious Blanket, Trouble Boy, Temper Butt, etc), all with a funny story behind them, all in an effort not to call him "his baby".
Anyway, TB never left his side and Tocchix ended up growing attached to the little menace, so he kept him in the end (as everyone and their skyscales expected). Despite being a broad-horn bull and not exactly lithe, TB can be extremely sneaky and quiet, enough to accompany him on certain Order's missions, and he sort of acts like a therapy pet during downtime. He's also surprisingly good with kids and very gentle when he wants to, which does come in handy a lot nowadays.
#oc asks#heck one was easy but turns out that it was hard to pick JUST three lmao#he wasn't being a brat and a menace. he was training. BIG important difference ù_ù#Zrii has big “older sister” vibes with Tocchix and she's the one closest to him in the OoW after what happens with Iotta#TB used to be an adorable menace as a hatchling but also eager to play and learn. he calmed down a lot and is a big loving doof now.#Tocchix#Quazz#TB#Zrii
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Anyway a really fucken handsome dude bought me a beer at a concert today so I’m gonna be riding that high for the rest of the year
#I will also be riding the regret of not getting his number god DAMMIT#for some reason in my anxiety riddled mind I thought I’d see him again#MAN#what a doof#he was so sweet and cool and he had an MCR tattoo cuz he saw them at their fucken warped tour what the FUCK#blithering on#oh and also at my work earlier a girl KEPT asking me out but it was the opposite of a good time I was like fucken girl STOP#and then as I was walking home the worlds tiniest white man in basketball shorts passed me on my way out of a gas station and said#‘how ya doin beautiful’#it was 1am#anyway. big day for my ego.#dude at concert has me on cloud nine tho I really seriously feel bad for just like. leaving.#his name was Casey#the person he was with also seemed incredibly cool but I don’t know if I got her name which I also feel bad about ;-;
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* continuing 2 deal w my emotionz by giving them 2 the characterz
#spent all day feeling empty and angry and watching tv lawl#do u know how much i miss tvvvv we dont like . hav cartoon network here anymore i dont think . n we also just dont pay 4 all thoze good#channelz bc itd probably b a waste of money n we can just watch anything 4 free online but i MISSSS NOT HAVING 2 CHOOZE EXACTLY WHAT 2#WATCH YK . it can b so exhausting just 2 figure out what i want n then which seazon n which episode n itz such a committment#i miss just turning on the tv n switchin channelz n seeing whatz on#i miss tuning in at the very end of an episode n being like aw damn that waz probably interesting#i miss running 2 the bathroom or the kitchen during commercial breakz#honestly i miss commercial breakz sm somtimez ill just watch them anyway#cuz im sick of grammarly n vpn adz n shit i wanna see adz abt excercize machinez 4 elderly ppl and like . hotwheelz#anyway therez a site that playz whatz currently on tv 4 free hashtag awesome . mostly watched big city greenz i swear itz Alwayz on#idm tho i quite like it . dk if ill ever seek it out 2 watch it like actively but i enjoy itttt itz cute n fun#but also a bit of bluey steven universe adventure time and regular show#good timez#i havent seen a full regular show episode since i waz tiny and lord i did not know how much thoze guyz Suck#maybe i just landed on extremely unlucky episodez tho like literally that 1 where mordecai Killz rigby#he sayz ILL KILL YOU and fucking killz him dawg funniest shit ive ever seen#adventure time episodez i landed on were weird 2 (also a show i havent watched in a billion yearz)#smth smth grief smth smth mushroomz#i rlly need 2 watch all of at somtime#they played the doofenshmirtz pnf themesong takeover between bluey episodez#and lord i did not care 4 it . wtfz happened 2 doofz voice man#it uzed 2 b higher pitched n funny n he uzed 2 hav an ACTUAL ACCENT . DO U GUYZ REMEMBER WHEN DOOF HAD AN ACCENT#HE UZED 2 B CHARMING AND ENDEARING now hez just som guy who every1z obsessed w and i dont GET IT#HEZ ANNOYING#also there waz this 1 short abt kiff (other cartoon) wanting 2 like . learn 2 b popular/well-liked like doof#which like okay yea doof iz well-liked . despite my personal rage at this it iz true#but they try 2 do this by parodying squirrelz in my pantz ???? bc yk haha kiff iz a squirrel . okay#BUT THATZ NOT A DOOF SONG ??? IT HAZ NOTHING 2 DO W DOOF ???? WHY R WE TREATING IT LIKE A DOOF SONG ???????#justice 4 candace she didnt go through all that just 2 hav her song stolen on doofz behalf n treated like hiz#r there shortz w pnf themselvez . i feel like thoze would b sm more fun man im sick of this guy (doof) anyway gn
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stay safe ✧.* spiderwoman au
pairings - ellie williams x fem!reader
summary - ellie’s had a crush on you for a while, but her busy life as spiderwoman stopped her from talking to you. that is until fate forces her hand.
warning - I finally proofread something yayy
playlist | spidey masterlist



The classroom had the capacity to drive Ellie mad. Scratching of pencils against papers, monotonous talk from the professor she really should be listening to, side conversations, all of it. Even the chill of the air could give her a panic attack, amongst all the others things on her mind.
That was all nothing with you around. She barely knew you beyond the fact that you always sat in the front row, more attentive than her. She could see the highlighted, detailed notes even from the back row. The coordinated outfits even when you’d tried to be lazy that day. Something about you was comforting and she had no idea why. Maybe she just being a creep.
“Drawing her again?” Ellie’s head snapped up toward Jesse. She shut her notebook quickly and glared at him.
“It’s not her.” She ran her fingers through her hair as she sat back in her chair. She glanced as you oblivious to their conversation. That was you, focused to a fault. Too determined to be at a place where half the student body just wanted the credit. She admired that.
“Oh, so you like to draw more than one girl?” Jesse tried to slickly pull the journal over to him but Ellie's hand shot out to stop him. “Damn,” He smirked as he pulled his hands back.
“Shut up.”
“I'm just saying, you should talk to her one day.”
“I’m not doing that.” She opened her notebook and scribbled something word adjacent to get the professor to stop glaring at her and Jesse. Another glance your way and there you were hand moving faster than hers to catch every word.
“And why not?”
“I-I.” Ellie paused, trying to come up with a valid excuse. She had many of them. She was a vigilante that ran around in spider-themed blue and red spandex and she had no life at all besides that. Oh, also school and work so that she wouldn’t drown in debt and end up homeless, many really. “I wouldn’t know what to say.” That was also true. “And I don’t know anything about her.” She glanced at the drawings she’d put detail to in the margins.
It was creepy when she thought about it. The number of drawings she had of you in her notebook this semester alone. She was ashamed there were other notebooks from other classes you’d coincidentally taken together.
“That’s why you should talk to her.”
“Just..focus, you big doof.” Ellie gently, or what she thought was gently, punched Jesse arm. Forgot her own strength, oops. She snorted when he still groaned, earning them both another look from the professor.
Ellie swung her legs back and forth as she tried to whistle. She’d almost got it down. The night air was freezing and the thin layer of spandex she wore didn’t help. She leaned back on her hands as she waited for something to do.
The moment she started to accept that she was bored, sirens went off below her. “Shit—“ She said, pulling her mask over her head and shooting a web on the building across her, using it to swing her body into the air after them.
“What’s going on?” She said as she landed, walking towards the police captain. She wasn’t aware he was your dad when she first met him. It was only when she saw him pick you up and that she put the pieces together and fixed her short-lived rivalry with him. Totally not because he was your dad. That was like 40% of the reason.
She frowned as your dad looked up at the tall building above you with a face opposite of his usually composed nature. Ellie followed his line of sight. Her heart almost dropped to her stomach. She saw you dangling from the hands of a big familiar lizard, screaming for your life. They were other people, scientists all in white coats, who were far from the edge but their screams could be heard overlapping yours. “I just a little talk with Spiderwoman. Any cops and I drop the girl,” He dangled you further into the air, causing the crowd below to gasp.
“You have to go up there—“
“Already on it.”
Ellie could feel her hands shake as she climbed up the building. Between the people watching and you looking down at her helplessly, the pressure weighed down every inch of her skin. This not how she wanted to talk to you for the first time.
“Alright, I'm here.” she walked slowly towards the Lizard..or Dr Connors..or whatever he wanted to go by now. It didn’t matter at the moment. “You let the people go and we’ll talk, fight, whatever you want, big guy. Just let the people and-” She stopped her from saying your name. “and the girl go.”
“Big guy? surely, you haven't forgotten my name."
"Dr. Connors, is that it? That's what you wanna be called, right? Dr. Connors, put the girl down and let the people go. We'll talk after- NO!" Ellie almost launched her body forward after you slipped an inch from his grip. She huffed as he began to laugh at her panic.
"You think this is funny?"
"Yes, yes, putting her down now." Ellie watched as you fell onto the ground and scrambled to run towards the door. Her eyes lingered as she watched you disappear into the building with the others. You were safe.
She was fuming when she turned back to Dr. Connors. How the hell did he get out? She didn't have time to question it as she pushed into the wall and forced into a fight. She'd tried her hardest to capture him using her webs but he was stronger, using her as a glorified crash dummy. She gasped for air as she was pushed into the ground. her eyes darted around, looking for a solution when the sound of a thunk caught her attention.
Ellie frowned as she saw you drop the microscope and step back from the angered lizard. You weren’t supposed to come back. She groaned as she lifted herself up. "No, no, no-" She shot webs all over its (his?) back like as a sort of straightjacket. She kept going until he couldn't move against the material and was stuck to the wall. She caught her breath briefly before holding out her hand. She swallowed as you took it with no hesitation. She tried not to freak out as she wrapped her arms around your waist firmly enough to be able to carry you. "I'm gonna get you down to your dad, okay?" She said softly.
"Okay." You nodded, panic in your voice as you shut your eyes. She was careful to land gently onto the police car. Her eyes never left you as she watched your dad help you down and take you into his arms.
She shook her head at the claps as she hopped down on the floor, holding her side. "Please, get your guys up there before he breaks free." She said to your father, who still held you close to him. She had a feeling that would last. He gave a appreciate nod and muttering something to another cop.
She was getting ready to leave when she heard you running up behind her. "Spiderwoman!" You yelled after her, voice still shaky with nerves. She turned around to face you. "Hey-" Ellie cleared throat. "Hey," She said deeper this time, hoping you wouldn't recognize her voice. "Are you okay? Did he hit you?" She took a step closer, hands hovering over you before she let them fall to her side.
You nodded. "I-I'm fine now, thanks to you. Are..are you? You took a lot of hits-"
"Oh yeah, I'm fine. You see the other guy?" She quipped, shifting on her feet. Please laugh.
"Thank you for that. I know hear that a lot, but thank you.” Ellie could've melted at your words paired with your breathless laugh. She heard it quite a few times a day and it was nice to hear, but it wasn't why she did it. Still, hearing it from you..did something to her.
"I.." She trailed off.
You stepped closer, tentatively wrapping your arms around her. She accepted almost immediately, breathing deeply into the hug. She couldn't remember the last time she'd gotten one. She cleared her throat again as you pulled back a few seconds later with another thank you. "Stay safe!" Ellie yelled after you. She groaned as she watched you walk away. "Goddamn it," This crush wasn't going anyway any time soon. At least she'd finally talked to you, just not as her.
thank you for reading!
#ellie willams x reader#ellie x fem reader#ellie x reader#ellie tlou#ellie the last of us#ellie x you#ellie x y/n#ellie williams#ellie williams x y/n#ellie williams x you#alternate universe#ellie williams au
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God I just love how versatile Perryshmirtz is. They are enemies to best friends to lovers. They are hero x villain. They are affectionated sunshine x serious tsundere. They are forbidden romance. They are idiots in love. They are power couple. They have big size difference. They are different species. They are both traumatized. They have a dark relationship with their parents/the people that raised them. They have a dark relationship with the government. They are possesive. There's the whole situation with Peter and Lyla. They are protective. They are good parents. They like to fight each other. They will always be there for each other. They are both tired adults that could drink or smoke. None of their "first languages" is english. They are both males. They both cross dress. You can portray them as future transfem. They both have femenine qualities (Perry laying eggs... Doof having pitchy voice...). You can portray them as intersex/afab transmasc. They are both legally animals. Heinz is a man raised by animals. Perry is an animal raised by men. They are both workalcoholics. They are coworkers. Their jobs is to thwart each other. They like that job. They do stuff outside their job too. They keep hanging out after retirement. Perry falls into traps willingly. Heinz tries to make the traps fun and entertaining. They get sad when they don't see the other at work. They are misserable without the other. They are harsh with the other. They turn soft for the other. They get worried for the other. Like more shady stuff? You can focus on the enemies part of their relationship. You can focus on the interspecies part. You can focus on the age gap/experience part. You can focus on the bondage part. You can focus on the agent and criminal aspect. You can do 2nd D Doof x Platyborg instead. You can drop that animal on fucked up situations. You can drop that man on fucked up situations. You can not give them a happy ending. You can do a major character death. Like lighter stuff? You can focus on the best friends part. You can focus on the idiots in love part. You can make them domestic. You can make them understand each other's trauma. You can make them help heal each other. You can make them be flirty with each other. You can make them be silly at work. You can make them hang out after work. You can make Heinz quit being evil. You can make Perry defend Heinz from authorities. You can make them take care of the other when they are sick (canon on Perry's part so far btw). You can make Perry rescue Doof when he is in trouble (Lost in Danville episode). You can make OWCA ask Doof to rescue Perry(Doof to the rescue comic). You can make them remember and celebrate the others birthday. You can make them a happy family. You can give them a happy ending. There's still stuff you wanna change? No problem! Heinz can build an inator to solve it. Heinz could turn into Doofapus for same species stuff. Perry could turn into a human for same species stuff. They could use an inator to be the same age. They could use an animal translator (if you don't wanna write Perry doing ASL). They could swap bodies for funny shenanigans. They could use an inator to get inside the other's mind. There's also AUs! 2nd Dimension AU. Doof n Puss AU. Steampunk AU. Frankenstein Perry AU. Star Wars AU. Medieval AU. Wizard of oz AU. You can continue Doof 101 timeline. You can continue OWCA Files timeline. You can invent Professor Time timeline. And of course, you can always use fanon AUs! You can do Human Perry. You can do Ocelot Heinz. You can do reverse species. You can do reverse personalities. You can do evil sidekick Perry. You can do good sidekick Heinz. You can even make Phineas and/or Ferb turn into Heinz's evil scientist apprentice for fun adventures!
There's literally so many things you can do with them, so many situations you can put them through!
#perryshmirtz#perry the platypus#heinz doofenshmirtz#you can make them be anything just never make them boring!!!#*scrolls up* this uuh... this came out longer than intended#ive just been talking with pnfc playing with them like dolls and thought hot damnnnnn they are so flexible#esp the inator thing i didnt write much there but in pnf anything is posible buford has life size molds of his friends#and i didnt rlly want to put kinky stuff in there but... that aspect too is flexible. so many kinks.. so many ways to work it out...#anyway if anybody saw this and got inspired for anything omg omg do tell me!! would love to read!!
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for the pnf revival the episode i’m manifesting is a modern fish and reptile care standards one where buford comes over with biff and says hey i think this 2008 cartoon goldfish bowl is getting too small for biff can you guys help me make him something bigger and phineas and ferb say yeah sure! and spend the episode making this huge elaborate multilayered terrarium with fourteen different substrate layers and decorations placed to optimise feng shui and temperature control accurate to a thousandth of a millionth of a degree and all that. it’s big as hell and takes up the whole backyard so obviously candace says mom holy fuck but doof has been working on a just-barely-adequate-inator that replaces any item with the bare minimum for it to fulfil its intended function, likely to replace a gift roger is getting for their parents to make him look like he doesn’t want to put in extra effort, which in the usual fight with perry goes off and hits the giant elaborate fish theme park and replaces the whole thing with just a nice little aquarium with some colourful gravel and plastic plants and a good strong filter. so linda gets home and says aww did you boys help buford decorate his new fish tank that’s so awesome of you. candace maybe you should help next time i bet you’d have more fun that way. there you are perry, signature guitar riff and cut to black, roll credits dan and swampy should hire me
#no paragraph breaks i am so sorry it’s a train of thought word vomit and i need to represent it in text as such#just fucking whatever#phineas and ferb
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Jayce noticed the slightest shift. And by “slightest,” he definitely meant slightest: Viktor still glared at him like he couldn’t possibly be a more offensive existence stealing his air; he still wriggled despite the warning, making it imperative that Jayce readjust his grip and hold him tighter; and he still complained with an edge to his tone that was probably sharper than any existing weapon. But. But. As the explanation for this atrocious behavior sunk in, the coldness to Viktor’s reactions seemed . . . less biting. Less angry, maybe, and more appalled.
—which was incredibly funny, Jayce thought to himself. Another reason why that smile on his face hadn’t fully vanished and just now twitched wider again: Come on, Viktor. You know me. Why is this surprising? And when an exasperated analysis of the situation came roaring at him next, that smile was accompanied by the roll of his eyes.
“Absolutely, it’s ridiculous,” he agreed, and since he’d yet to be dissuaded by all the hostility, he thought it wise to press this further with a cheeky elaboration. “The fact that it takes this for you to properly take care of yourself . . . ? Yeah, you’re right. I agree; it’s ridiculous. Anything else—?”
Jayce was really tempting fate here (or, more alarmingly, his partner’s patience), but despite the cursory worry of this grudge becoming a longstanding issue, he didn’t falter. He went on ahead, located a staircase, and began a descent with care . . . all the while silently hoping Viktor would figure this was the exact wrong place to put up more of a fuss.
Last thing either of them needed was an accident. Jayce would never forgive himself (especially after how adamantly he was going about this whole thing). So, he angled his torso as he navigated the steps, keeping a watchful eye on where he put his feet. And in that brief and quiet concentration, his puffed-up posture slackened, cockiness thinning out just enough for a light sigh to breach his lips. He chanced another look at the flushed complexion of his partner.
Yep. Definitely anger. . . . for the most part.
“Look”—his attention shifted back to ensure Viktor’s safety—“you and I both know you’d work all the way through the night if someone didn’t drag you away. And, crazy pitch, but you’re still human and still need to look after yourself, okay? If it makes you feel any better, you can get me back—and I know you will. I won’t have a right to complain. Deal?”
Living in Piltover for most of his adult life had taught Viktor how to curb his anger.
In his younger days it had been a potent fire that he hadn't tried to hide. He hadn't cared who saw his disgust at the sight of Piltover's finest dripping in clothes and jewelry so ornate that each piece cost more than all the money he'd saved to claw himself out of the underground. He hadn't cared who overheard his offensive mutterings when a part of him wanted them to be heard.
But with time came maturity, and subsequently refinement. His anger was no longer a fiery force, but a sharpened, ice-cold bullet that he could wield.
Viktor felt a surge of that now. It was at odds with the red-hot burn of shame darkening his cheeks: an ugly, festering concoction in the pit of his stomach that heightened at his partner's "proposal."
"Absolutely not." Though he did not raise his voice, those two words held all the lethal force of an Enforcer's gun. It wasn't a short walk from their lab to the front entrance of the Academy building. Late hour or not, the Academy grounds were never completely deserted—and that sickening ice-burn compounded exponentially at the thought of how many people could see in that time.
Viktor swallowed hard, squirming despite Jayce's warnings. At least if Jayce dropped him then he would be the one faced with these loathsome feelings. "Put me down immediately," he commanded as if that alone would force the other's hand. But then Jayce had the audacity to be cocky, and just as Viktor inhaled to teach a lesson of his own with some choice words—
That's more important to me than anything else.
Just like that, the indignation tightening the back of his throat faltered. Viktor looked up at the man now serving as his personal transport, guarded yet quizzical, complete with a stitch in his brow.
"That is why you—?" It was so absurd that he couldn't even finish the sentence. Viktor pinched the bridge of his nose, struggling to accept the simple sincerity of his partner's words through skyrocketing exasperation. All this just to ensure he ate a meal? Seriously? Suddenly he felt a headache coming on.
"Really, Jayce, this is ridiculous." The look he shot his partner was still annoyed, but less venomous than before. He only scoffed at the first sorry expression Jayce had made since this ordeal began. "You have just signed yourself up to test that theory with every step. I suggest you consider carefully how far you're willing to take this."
#howthesleeplesswander#✧。・🛠️《 v: the golden boy 》#✧。・🛠️《 prose 》#IT'S OKAY THEY'RE SAFE SO FAR X'D viktor doesn't need to be humiliated#listen honey i promise you have a RIGHT to be upsetti but jayce is a big doof#and he just cares A Lot and doesn't know what to do with that so#gestures vaguely at whatever tf is happening here#dw about it IT'S FINE IT'S FINE
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Jason Todd Headcanons
just a few thoughts that help inform the way i write this doof. it's linked below as well, but check out jason's spotify wrapped if you have a minute! ;-)
Samsung User
Jason says he likes his coffee dark, but secretly orders flavored lattes (see that one Hozier photo)
Puts cinnamon in his coffee grounds
He may have good taste in books, but he's got shit taste in movies
Loves a few basic safe picks - Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, things you might expect from someone like him
But his "Watch Again" list is all cheesy action movies and wacky comedies. Mark Wahlberg appears a little too often.
Doesn’t watch a lot of television, but sometimes likes to fall asleep to Family Guy or South Park
Has one ear piercing he got on a dare, done by either one of his brothers or one of the Outlaws
Good gift giver, but only wraps things in newspaper
Really terrible about remembering to take his medication
To the point that Dick and Tim got him one of those every day of the week pill boxes as a joke - but it's actually been incredibly helpful
Is a regular at his neighborhood corner store
To the point where the guys at the counter don’t even card him anymore
He's the type of man to sleep till noon, 1:30 on Sundays
If he's sharing a bed, he will snuggle up to you in his sleep
Snores
Unfortunately uses 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash
Has an high tolerance for weed, which annoys the hell out of him because he enjoys a joint but does not fuck with edibles
Every time he tries an edible, he stares at himself in the mirror for three hours and Does Not like it
Drunk Yapper
Beer Drinker
Doesn't always know his own strength
Not in the accidentally-break-someone's-arm type of way, but definitely in the sometimes-closes-the-door-too-hard-and-goes-"whoopsie daises!" type of way
Thankfully, he's become a pretty great handy man
Despite being a certified Car Guy, he did die at 15 and as a consequence is lowkey still learning how to drive a non-military grade car (in other words, he's a shit driver) (but it's okay, he sticks to the motorcycle and public transportation)
He's not a hugger, but he is a leaner
Thrifts all of his clothes
Prefers to get his books from local indie/second-hand/new & used bookstores
But still has a Barnes & Nobles membership card
His bookshelf is not organized what-so-ever; it's started to operate as more of a gun rack while his books get stacked underneath his bed (he tells himself that this will make him get through his To Be Read list faster)
His top played song of last year was “Kiss Me Through The Phone” by Soulja Boy
His music taste can be divided into three primary playlists; East Coast Rap, Metal, Ear Worms
Is the family expert on the Gotham underground music scene
He isn’t big on social media at all, but he has a Twitter with like 15 followers he uses to keep an eye on whoever
(and also to keep up with music and book updates)
He’s occasionally very funny on it. But just occasionally.
Just Online enough to know who Trisha Paytas is, not Online enough to know who ClubChalamet is
He got his GED once he joined the family again
and yes, they threw him a little party to celebrate
Has the BatChat on silent, but still checks it regularly
Terrible texter; you’ll either hear back from him immediately or in three weeks time
“srry didn’t see this”
(he did see this, he just got anxiety about it)
Has a lot of anxiety about smalls things like that
Especially when it comes to the Bat Family
He’s not always sure where he stands with everyone - if they like him, trust him, want him there
Paranoid that they’re nosy because they secretly think he’s going to go rogue again
Has to constantly remind himself that they’re just nosy the same way that he’s nosy - because this is literally a family of detectives
#writing these to help with writers block lmao#jason todd#jason todd headcanon#red hood#red hood headcanon#vaguely jason x reader but absolutely doesn't have to be#i am working on romantic jason todd headcanons if anyone is interested#kenobers poetics#bat family
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This might be a little more out there than my previous Phineas and Ferb posts but it's a specific headcanon that I've been thinking about for like a week and a half and I'm going insane actually
Phineas has a lot of different projects and ambitions and weird pastimes that he does as an adult. He still has all that creativity and energy and he cannot just sit down and work a job. He had an engineering job for like two weeks right out of college and he hated it. He needs to do something unique and interesting and NEW or he's going to explode
An idea that he'd been considering for a while was to record all the songs they spontaneously sang as kids. He remembers a lot of them and writes down the lyrics whenever he thinks of them. He's been collecting this stuff for years but hasn't done anything with it because he was busy with school, and thought that people might think it's silly or not want to do it. But now he's an adult, he doesn't have a job, and he's bored out of his damn mind so he starts to make some real progress on this. He talks to Isabella and Ferb about it, and eventually reaches out to Candace and their other friends and tells them all about this idea. And as usual, everyone goes "yeah okay why not" and they're willing to do it.
Phineas has so many of these songs written down. And he collects even more from his friends and family. Collectively, they're able to piece together pretty much all of them.
And naturally, being Phineas, he goes the extra mile with this. He calls up other people they met (like that time they went around the world in one day) and asks them if they'd be willing to record some music for him. He calls Love Handel to do the instrumentals and some backup singing. He also gets Vanessa, and by extension, Doofenshmirtz, to record some stuff. Because he remembers that Vanessa sang some songs with them back when they were kids, and then Doof heard that she'd been signed on to some sort of Danville record label and he has a lot of musical numbers that he would like to record.
This becomes a very big project and Phineas does drive people a little crazy with it. The fireside girls are texting Isabella like "why is your boyfriend calling me at 2am asking me about a song I sung ONE TIME in his backyard when we were ten years old" or "why did you tell Phineas about the bee song it's so embarrassing and he wasn't even there when I sang that" but it turns out fine. It's great. Phineas releases a few different albums of their music, and people really really like it.
#Phineas and Ferb#Phineas Flynn#this isn't even all of it there is so much of this specific thought going on in my head#and some of it is tied up in my post-series thoughts and the OC I made and there is so much.#there's also a whole element of it with the 2nd Dimension songs and Phineas hearing these in his DREAMS for years and he can't remember the#situation but he can remember the songs. He doesn't know where he knows them from but he knows them
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hey!! Not sure if ur taking reqs but I saw ur headcanons and they r soo cute😭😭 I was wondering if I can request a Daisuke x fem reader fanfic where reader is doing her skincare routine and Daisuke is like “can I try” and they both just end up doing face masks n skincare tg
HELLO THIS IS SO CUTE WHAT. I fear I'm obligated to do this now😼
(Daisuke x fem!Reader, I didn't check my Grammer on this, so if there's mistakes, mb😭🙏)
You and Daisuke recently started living together, and you couldn't be happier! He could be a doof sometimes, but you love him. One night you were in the bathroom doing your skincare routine like you do every night before bed. You heard Daisukes foot steps from down the hallway. "What's with the weird face?" Daisuke poked his head through the half-open door, his eyes squinting in curiously . You couldn't help but let out a small giggle as you looked up from the bathroom mirror, your cheeks covered in a bubbly white mask. "It's not weird, your weird. it's my skin care" you explained to him.
Daisuke leaned against the doorframe "Skincare? Can't say I've ever seen you do that before." Daisuke's curiosity grew. He stepped into the bathroom, he took a step closer, peering over your shoulder at the array of bottles and jars lined up on the counter. "Mind if I give it a shot?" there was a hint of interest behind his voice. You smile at him, "why of course," you said turning around and booping his nose with a drop of moisturizer. Daisuke stood there, a goofy smile plastered on his face. You couldn’t help but laugh at how utterly adorable he looked with that tiny dot of cream on his nose. “What was that for?” he exclaimed, trying to wipe it away with the back of his hand, but only smudging it further. “It’s called moisturizer, genius! It helps keep your skin hydrated,” you giggled, enjoying the moment.
"Hydrate? But I thought that was just for plants,” he said confidently, a smirk breaking out across his face. You rolled your eyes playfully and grabbed cleanser, “First, we cleanse,” you said, massaging the product in with your fingers, then onto his face. Daisuke squirmed slightly, his face scrunching up in a silly expression. “This feels… weird,” he said, but you knew he was trying to hide his smile. “Just wait until we get to the mask!” you teased, rinsing the cleanser away off his face, reaching for a green clay mask and you start putting it all over his face.
He scrunched his nose and yelped "Augh! Why is it so cold!?" You couldn’t help but laugh, your heart swelling with affection for this goofy guy. "Well obviously you idiot!" After letting the mask sit for a while, you rinse it off and move on to the last step. "Okay, last step is just moisturizer, do you think you can handle that ya big baby?" You said teasing him. He rolled his eyes at you as you were about to apply the moisturizer onto his skin, he grabbed it having different plans. "let me do it this time!" But instead of putting it on his own face, he smeared it all over yours. You yelped, "Easy there, little Picasso!” you exclaimed, the warmth you saw in his eyes made you feel all giddy inside. Daisuke had always had a knack for making the simplest and even boring moments burst with joy and laughter. You whipped the moisturizer off your face, and massage some of it into his.
After, he helped you clean the bathroom up, and you both headed off to your room. "Your such a doofus ya know that?" You said with a playful smirk of your face. He smiled at you and pushed you into the bed once you got into the bedroom "yeah yeah, whatever you say" he said grinning at you. As you lay on the bed, the soft sheets cradling you, he lays down next to you, swooping you into a hug. You both giggle, and he lays a little peck on your forehead, you couldn't help but feel like you were going to explode. "I love you idiot" you say quietly into his chest as he strokes your hair before falling into a deep sleep.
"I love you too, idiot."
AAHHH THAT WAS SO FUN TO WRITE!!😼 sigh, I love writing silly little things like this it makes me all happy inside, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED ANON!!🤑🙏
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing daisuke#daisuke mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#daisuke x reader#fanfic#cutsie
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What do you think about the new dk design?
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GIVING ME AN OPPORTUNITY TO SPILL MY GUTS ANON BC OHHH MY GOSHHHHH I LOVE HIS REDESIGN SOOOO MUCHHHHH…..
number one I think it’s soooo cute how much he looks like cranky when he was younger and he took after him so much oh my goodness like YOU JUST LIKE YO GRANDPAPPY!!!!!!!!!

HES SO EXPRESSIVE AND SILLY AND HES LITERALLY SUCH A BIG SILLY DOOF AND IM GLAD THEYRE JUST LETTIG HIM BE SO CARTOONISHLY SILLY AND SOOO COOL AND TOUGH AT THE SAME TIME…….






im genuinely SO excited to see how they will rework the other kongs to blend them in better with him and deviate from the original designs ( which I still love wholeheartedly DW!!!!)
I even saw the original creator of the rare dk and diddy design kevin bayliss say how he absolutely loves how he looks too so it’s honestly really sweet to me!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
TLDR HUGEEE FANNN I will def draw him looking like this more bc he’s a lot easier to draw for me this way LMAOOOOOOO <333333333333
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i think one of the things i love most about when adora says she just put in catra's favorite number is that she remembers it while deep in her drunk adora state - and just how very casual drunk adora acts about that. like adora knows catra's favorite number the way we'd know our birthdate.
& drunk adora can get reeeal dumb forsure lol and it's fun af to watch - stumbling around, ignoring tf out of her jelly legs, letting herself slump down on the ground like that's just how legs work, no big -
- even so much adora drunk she's being a supportive friend to seahawk w/o even a hint of sarcasm. not even tryna give the guy any arm wrestle shame. he's gonna cling to that drunk adora validation 4 life cause shanty boy just wanna be 🆒 ? 🚫
but fr tho-- she's only able to just recognize glimmer as someone she knows when adora runs into the lab wielding a mop. (something she mighta accidentally turned the sword into at that point, anyway, so - go for it gurl <3)
so def sees glimmer and quickly registers her as someone she knows. but that's the extent of it - she don't even know her name and idk, maybe adora had even kinda forgotten names were like, a thing lol -- but- she still remembers catra's favorite number and acts so blasé about it, even in a state where we've come to usually see her forgetting how to person the entire time.
and ofc she does in white out lol but- in some ways, i kinda see the effect it has on her as, particularly - forgetting how to she-ra. cause even when she transforms back from her she-ra form and we see drunk adora - any lil aspect of herself essential to making she-ra effective or powerful -- is basically rendered useless, consistently absent from drunk adora -
and she-ra don't needa know catra's favorite number - but that doesn't mean adora won't always know it like she's just sayin the one word from another language she knows so well it's just part of her vocabulary - & drunk adora can still speak, even if it's usually doof goof nonsense -- she'll never even need to think about it. it's just there, something that came to occupy a lil sliver of her mind. just got that catra's favorite number reflex living in her brain.
cause she got that catra living in her brain and every damn thing about her gahhhhbcgiszvzzd
<3

:)
#spop#she ra#catradora#catra's fav number#spop catra#spop adora#spop white out#seems like drunk adora brain only got one thing left in it#-that. damn. cat.#<3
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hi and welcome to tdp callbacks that would actually send me
"if i am the king then you have to let me go"
"i'm corvus, i was specifically requested"
"i don't believe in locks"
"haha nice one callum, he deserves it"
"lady justice came to me in a dream"
"don't get yourself killed."
"strength isn't always about weapons"
"shhh, nobody likes a noisy mage"
"tell me she wasn't your world"
"you're just like your grandmother"
"she’s not my friend, she is my prisoner"
"rickety snickers"
"wasn’t the horse~"
"i am a storm dragon. i certainly hope it's working."
"in the name of love, you may perform acts so unforgivable… you will never forgive yourself."
"we could travel the countryside and try the seven cakes of xadia!"
"i am prepared to do anything to protect the king. anything. i hope you will understand"
"i guess it wouldn't be the first time i accidentally on purpose ruined a super rare magical artifact."
"don't do this. i will kill you" "probably"
"anyone know any adventuring songs?"
"we can find more practical uses for this one"
"well, i think about it like this, why see myself as chained down, when i can be chained up?" "i admire your tenacity"
"just the three of us"
"watch, he'll come back reciting an epic poem about his adventuring. he's probably late because he's stuck thinking of a rhyme for 'legendary heroics.'"
"the world just isn't ready for what we have. "
"i have been doing research!" "yes, i can see that"
"i do not understand girls"
"i thought you disapproved" "i disagree. but i stand by you anyway"
"you know what? in a few years, when you’re older, buddy, we’ll sit down and have a heart-to-heart talk about sandwiches."
"i would rather die a king, than live as a coward."
"edge-frazzled"
"soren is a doof but he's my doof!"
"it doesn't matter what happens to me. live or die, this dragon goes home."
"the kingdom of duren has been suffering from a terrible famine for nearly seven years. "
"you big dumb human."
"even if you were wearing the rarest legendary armor, forged by sunfire elves... super dead."
"fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me. fool me three times, back to you again." "that's not how it goes." "shame on you."
#“i thought you disapproved” “i disagree. but i stand by you anyway” is SO rayllum coded like the harrai parallels are PARALLELING#and the 'you keep calling it a monster' parallel between rayla and sarai#there's probably more that i've missed but also add more!!!#something about duren's famine for seven years and aaravos returning in seven years i dunno but theres something there#hear me out#“if i am the king then you have to let me go”#but ezran says it to runaan#the vision?#lacking a little but still!-#still waiting for the sandwiches conversation between ez and callum PLEASE#if we don't have callum try and promise rayla that they'll be fine and can “travel the countryside and try the seven cakes of xadia”#paralleling viren#i will riot#rayla and her self sacrificing BUT it comes back because of her nature and 'rayla is a hero' not because of the moonshadow culture#ezran lady justice truthers RISE#please i want the LORE#i keep making up my own this isn't good i'll get too attached and then canon will just muck it up#'strength isn't always about weapons' says ezran as he hoists a nuke onto his shoulder 'but it is right now'#my personal headcanon is that he uses a staff to fight - a like his mum and b because it's not a sword and like#he forged the crown SPECIFICALLY so it wasn't a sword#tdp musical episode when#like they could go full subspace rhapsody (from star trek strange new worlds)#OR like in she ra where they randomly had like a sea shanty battle?? and scorpia singing i'm a spy#in the same way they've had rayla singing the lullaby and the dark eyed sailor shanty with finnegrin#someone stop me spamming the tags#oh wait theyre my tags#nevermind :)))#the dragon prince#giveusthesaga#continuethesaga
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Hello me again I can remember if I already asked this but in the movie Candace against the universe there’s a scene where there in doofs space ship and we see Perry wear a space suit yet it looks like it was made for him? I was wondering your thoughts about this cause I’m just imagining them going to see the stars or fighting on another planet or something.
LMAOOOOOO i remember first watching CATU with my normal PnF fan little sister and when the asteroids scene happened i literally had to pause the movie to laugh and pester her about the space suit. Because of COURSE the only two available suits in the ship was in Perry and Doof's sizes. Doof was probably thinking the only two people bound to come aboard that ship any time soon was just gonna be him and Perry so of COURSE hes prepared. I actually cackled. They are SOOOOO married its ridiculous. The measurements are PERFECT. All the tools and buttons are accessible to 10 yr olds because they're designed to be accessible to Perry's HEIGHT.
It WOULD be cute to imagine he was planning for another space centric scheme just to keep things interesting. Maybe he WAS planning to take Perry to see the stars, maybe on their nemeversary, who knows? Theyre both big on dates like that ♥️🤭
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Still thinking about how doof is such a big threat that he was assigned perry the moment he decided to be independently evil.
Owca knows this man's potential from day 1 and they did not account for him being a good person deep down (that was something perry realizes the more time they spend together). owca probably think they're lucky that "he's an idiot" (they just mean his audhd and how part of self rules are: 1. putting self-destruct buttons everywhere; and 2. assigning a daily routine for him and the nemesis he adores)
#phineas and ferb#heinz doofenshmirtz#dr heinz doofenshmirtz#perry the platypus#gayuma evil inc#thats why my audhd loves this guy
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While "the network wants an episodic kids show, the authors want an epic dark complicated narrative" would explain A LOT about ML's problems, I'd still like to note that there are kids' shows that can do both, going full range from "mostly episodic with a sprinkle of narrative" (Kim Possible, MLP), to "heavily narrative but with episodic breather/filler episodes" (Gravity Falls, WITCH, the Owl House), with many variants in-between.
Even the transition from "fully episodic" to "more narratively-connected" that ML attempted to do can be done successfully - the aforementioned Gravity Falls and WITCH were more episodic in season 1 and more narratively driven in season 2.
However, I'd say there are a few other key problems that can be inferred from what we have:
The show tries too many things at once - as you have pointed out repeatedly. Magical girl and rom-com, single-hero, duo and team stories, wacky comedy and serious trauma, even trying to give several characters a redemption and a damnation arc at the same time (and failing with either). Apparently, it's not just TF vs writers: it's writers severely disagreeing with each other (see Thomas and Vincent's opinions on Chloe), and also trying to one-up the fans. Also, simply thinking too much of the work, which leads us to...
ML's total lack of self-awareness. Another famous case of a show that was almost entirely episodic is Phineas and Ferb. They use the same formula (the brothers build, Candace busts, Doof makes an Inator and is thwarted by Perry) over and over for four seasons. And by mid-season 1, the authors have been making fun of the structure, lampshading it, spoofing and twisting it, playing with "What if" episodes and never taking itself too seriously. When ML tries to be self-aware, it becomes either insulting to the fans (Animaestro), horrifically dark (Chat Blanc) or plain cringe (Simpleman). This is exacerbated by Astruc's arrogance and inability to ignore critics.
Is it possible to make a highly complex, genre-busting, yet kid-friendly story and succeed? Yes. But it needs to be better thought-out - if not from the start, then at the moment the network allows one to deviate from the formula.
And if all else fails and the story becomes too complicated and too repetitive at the same time... Well, self-awareness and the ability to make fun of one's own work can turn a sad mess into a hilariously fun disaster.
P. S. Love your posts as always, you are the main reason I'm still in the fandom!
Thank you for the kind words! I'm so glad that you're enjoying my stuff and I agree with all the things you brought up.
A big part of the reason that Miraculous is so fascinating to me is that there ISN'T a single cause of the issues. There are so many valid ways to discuss the show's problems. It's a masterclass in bad writing and what not to do!
It's why I'm able to run this blog. If it was as simple as, "here's the single reason why it's bad and here's how you fix that" or if the show never had any potential, then there wouldn't be much to talk about. But it did have potential and there is no single reason why it's bad. The causes are multitudinous as are the potential fixes! It feels like investigating some complex wreckage or an elaborate murder mystery in order to understand what the hell happened, which is really fun if you like talking about writing.
I find it much harder to discuss writing in an informative way if you only have good examples to draw from because that path risks stifling creativity. Just because a popular story did a thing well doesn't mean that story showed us the only way to do the things or even the best way to do the thing, but that's often the lesson people seem to learn. They see a thing that they like or even just a thing that audiences liked and want to copy it without understanding the full nuance of why they liked it.
A great example of this is Zuko from Avatar the Last Airbender. He was such a well-written and popular character that all these properties started copying him even though the properties in question did NOT have a setup that worked for a Zuko. Praising Zuko won't really tell you all the ways that Zuko could have failed. Meanwhile, a case study of Chloe vs Zuko or even just a general discussion of Chloe lets you actually talk about the various styles of redemption arc and what you have to do to make them feel real. It's also far more interesting than talking how Zuko could have failed because Zuko didn't fail so why are we even talking about this? It's also far more interesting than talking about a bunch of properties that did redemption arcs well because that would require you to have seen all of those properties. But Chloe is from a single property and she did fail and people understandably have wildly different feelings about what the failure was because the writing was so bad, which means that digging into her writing is way more likely to hold your interest and teach you something.
This gif really does sum it up perfectly:
[Image description: scene from the movie Knives Out where the detective Benoit Blanc exclaims "It makes no damn sense! It compels me though" to explain his feelings on an ongoing murder mystery that he's trying to solve]
As does the old adage, "failure is the greatest teacher." Of course, no one ever said that it had to be your failure!
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