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blu-sc0ut-rul3z · 3 months ago

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meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow :3

Moew mmeor meow mow meow meorw meow meow meoewo

#hes drunk guys #BUT MEOW MEOW1!1!#blu scout tf2 #scout tf2 #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 ask blog #tf2 rp blog #blu tf2 #scout team fortress 2 #blu team tf2 #team fortress two

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raepliica · 1 year ago

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one of these nights

#trigun #trimax #trigun maximum #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #vash centric?#vashwood #<- if u want it to be #its about the codependency of it all🤌#going back to my old art from this past summer and trying to finish them part.1 #tried to fix the dialogues so many times bc no they wouldnt fcking say that #was reading trimax vol.1-2 at the time so i got inspired to sprinkle some of the slight tension they had going on👍👍#vash turning miserable & acting like a dog who got left in a cardboard box under the rain when the guy who keeps him in check leaves shortl #if 98' vash is the silly over-drinking with strangers type when he's by himself then trimax vash is the moppy lone wolf drinker #i need more miserable drunk vash #also the way i ended the last page unintentionally makes it look like the prequel to my <Heartbeat> comic haha #drafted both around the same time and i didnt even realize #raepliica_art

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shittysawtraps · 3 months ago

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getting served with divorce papers mid-saw trap and there’s an awkward pause before the trap turns off and jigsaw comes back over the intercom to ask if you want a beer

#shitty saw traps #saw franchise #mod amanda #to keep up with the theme of being served in a saw trap #(related to my job so it’s been on the mind)#anyway I feel like John would be pretty understanding because he’s divorced too #like he’ll probably trap you again the next day but for now you guys can get drunk and process shit together

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katiekatdragon27 · 2 months ago

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✨✨✨Pulling baddies at the club✨✨✨

Shimpo is wasted off his ass currently btw. He’s a mega lightweight. Glisten has a high tolerance for alcohol and finds Shrimpo’s attempts at showing off (and unsuccessful flirting) incredibly amusing.

Shrimpo doing anything in his power to look taller than he actually is only for it to fail is one of my favorite personal headcanons <3 It tends to make him get hurt, but that's the cross to bear when searching for height.

Some Pebble doodles and progress pics below:

Also I love you Pebble, I wish you lots of chances to be violent and insane with no restraint or mercy in your heart<3

Thank you and have a lovely day^^

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videogamelover99 · 4 months ago

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I hope the thing we took away from TBOB is that Bill is so much more of a loser than the fandom envisioned.

#o'sadleys is killing me #bro literally got so drunk he forgot the last trillion years of his life and started ugly sobbing over a guy he claimed was just his puppet #he's soooo pathetic and cringefail #tbob #the book of bill #gravity falls #bill cipher #billford

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rodatirhaalo · 1 year ago

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I think my favorite little parallel between Ascended vs Spawn Astarion has to be this little, probably even unintentional, detail in the epilogue:

Mr Vampire Ascendant, when confronted about freedom, asking the pc if they'd prefer sleeping in the dirt over "living" in his prescribed decadence.

Meanwhile, if left as a spawn Astarion is like

*Passes several chairs, rugs, a pile of pillows, and two log benches to plant his pretty little ass in the dirt*

"THIS DIRT'S THE BEST! I LOVE DIRT!!"

#get tav/durge drunk and let him have a little sippy and he's GONNA be makin' little gothic mud castles #Shadowheart come over here and enable this man!#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #bg3 spoilers #astarion ancunin #spawn astarion #ascended astarion #Like it's so inconsequential but like it's so not?#i've heard it's a sneaky little EA reference #but still #dirt gremlin time #Dirt is freedom guys #Y'all ever sat in dirt just because? I recommend it #Also while I was getting that bottom pic Halsin was creeping ever closer to my durge like he was makin' a move #First sitting on the floor then on the far end of the log then the spot on the log next to my durge #almost spit out my drink when i saw it #Note: Mr Ascendant would refuse to sit down as well. He physically CANNOT relax #Fs in chat

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gods-favorite-autistic · 8 months ago

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I was relistening to Ruthlessness and I heard Poseidons “43 left under your command” and I immediately thought of the “558 men who died” part of The Underworld and oh my god he remembered to include that one guy who got drunk and fell off of Circe’s roof that’s amazing

#it’s such a small moment but it’s just a little bit funny to me #like guy sees they’re leaving without him and (still drunk) falls off a roof and dies #then he has to show up in the underworld and be like ‘hey jackass y’all fuckin left me and now my soul can’t rest’#so they have to go back to Circe and be like ‘hey can we bury our bro real quick’#love epic so much dude #epic the musical #epic the underworld saga #madurday night live

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dizzybizz · 10 months ago

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ms jay herself (and apple)

#ive been grappling with her design the most i feel.... i need it to be good enough for her 😭😭😭 ily jay ilysm wehhghghhhh #dude drawing the pin i realized just how much circles dont exist to me. theyve disappeared from my art completely. fuck you circles. fuck y #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #jay ferin #jrwi apple #i will tag every little critter ok it just feels right #my art #ok theres one bastard left i will deal with him.. later. maybe tmrw #fuck i got to the part where he gets some tats hhhgotta figure out how i wanna draw those #jay bad posture while tinkering is real to me. shes all hunched. shes shrimping.#she tinkers at night while the others r sleeping n she stretches n yells n wakes them up #guys i love drunk jay so much.... when her and lizzie got plastered... so good...........

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generalsdiary · 2 months ago

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drunk alhaitham who yaps about the improvements the sumeru education system should make & kaveh, also drunk, attentively listening- the literal most beautiful man in whole of sumeru, with sparkly red eyes, messy blond hair, and a soft blush across his cheeks, with his full attention on the autistic scribe. flustering alhaitham to the point he stops mid sentence, averting his eyes, "oh fuck."

#THE GAYS #guys literally alhaitham would be drunk #with no filter #and that would make room in his mind to focus on how fucking drop dead gorgeous kaveh is #i should write this #alhaitham x kaveh #haikaveh #kavetham #genshin impact #drabble #fluff #they're adorable drunks #your honor #also no im not writing alhaitham here as if he got turned on but just flustered by the sheer beauty this man has #how fucking dropdead beautiful kaveh is #i am alhaitham alhaitham is me #kaveh is AAAAAAH #alhaitham 1 minute flat of silence later: you're so pretty #another; alhaitham remembering this is his boyfriend and putting a hand over his mouth in shock as he recalls #shaky pupils as he realizes he could just kiss him rn #like he could do that #no one would stop him #enter alhaitham panicking #kaveh smiles as he observes his bf just being quiet #alhaitham sees him smile AND LOSES IT COMPLETELY #A BLUSHING MESS INTERNALLY SCREAMING

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rainbow-femme · 2 years ago

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Stannis: Why did my brothers, The Party Kings, inspire so much love and loyalty while I, Guy Who Let’s A Witch Set People on Fire-

#he’s just out here burning people and religious icons and wondering why everyone loved the drunk guy who sang and hung out all the time #asoiaf is a comedy #stannis baratheon #stannis the mannis

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oacest · 3 months ago

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noel: "that is the best advert for alcohol i've ever seen in me life." liam [gibberishly]: "it's not, don't believe him." (x)

#deathdropping like a proper queen 👏#it's okay liam i know it was on purpose #i like the way he stumbles and sways but saves it and then a split second later collapses like a puppetman #that video of the guy slipping in the snow for a full thirty seconds #oasis #liam gallagher #ours #zenith lille #or as it's known affectionately (reverently) around here: drunk france

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demaparbat-hp · 2 months ago

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Yoi is a babe 🫶

A diva, is what he is.

#dema answers #atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla fanart #atla art #the crew #Ensign Yoi #Royal Guard Ming #atla ming #zuko's crew #for the spirits #new gods au #spirit touched zuko #and his entourage of rambunctious fools #Fun fact! If it's Ming complimenting him then Yoi's reaction would be VASTLY different #With her it's either A: nervous teasing to hide the fact that he is actually quite flustered.#Or B: a blushing stuttering dorky mess #Which he'll later deny. Of course.#BUT. He's actually a diva. Any compliment will only serve to stroke his ego and make him absolutely insufferable for the next few days.#Being called a babe? Yeah...you just condemned the rest of the Crew.#Enjoy the pandemonium :D #He's just a cinnamon roll a sweet dorky guy hidden under layers upon layers of Cool Guy™ vibes #He'd listen to power songs and take dance lessons in secret and be a Clingy Drunk. He'd also sing in the shower and adopt puppies.#He'd also be either the smoothest guy in the room or a terrible flirt. No in-between.#He's like...that annoying cousin that's always cooler than you (but is actually just a lovable idiot who cries during Disney movies)#I'm still cooking up his backstory #For the moment let's just say that he was just Too Much for his commanding officers to handle. So they sent him to the Prince's crew.#the rest is history #atla oc

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average-mako-enjoyer · 2 months ago

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You know what the Citadel DLC party is missing? A scene like this:

#because this is Joker's reaction to their romance #he starts making gagging noises when they flirt in front of him #but then he gets drunk and starts crying because “your love is so beautiful guys”#you can't change my mind #mass effect #mshenko

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blackbird5154 · 4 months ago

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I've noticed a strange thing about Terzo. In lore, he is a recluse who avoids socialising with his colleagues and hides his personal life from everyone. But at the same time he is ready to confidently look into the eyes of the absolutely unknown girl and put her hand to his heart so that she can feel it beating.

What is wrong with this man? What is going on in his head? Who is he looking for? What is he trying to say?

#I think he's the kind of guy who walks into a bar #gets drunk and gets frank with a stranger.#Sometimes strangers are the only people we can trust with our feelings #papa emeritus iii #terzo #papa emeritus #the band ghost #ghost #ghost band #ghost bc #papa terzo #terzo emeritus #papa iii

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p0ssym1lker · 2 years ago

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Tim and Jason about to make brucie wayne look like a genius: this is all for you

Dick, who was caught with starfire and needed someone to take the spotlight: I love you

#tim acted drunk #he was caught making out with a guy kn the closet #then loudly said “now why am I being forced out of the closet”#and then asked 8 people wheteve water is blue or purple because “it cant be clear but i cant remember colors”#jason went full himbo #glorious #dc #tim drake #batman #jason todd #tim drake wayne #dc red robin #red robin #dick grayson #nightwing #richard grayson #dc red hood #red hood #brucie wayne

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 5 months ago

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Transcript:

No... How can this be?

Daddy’s favorite wine sippy cup...

Now I’m going to have to drink it out of the box like a fucking animal!

You’ve taken everything from me, Machine.

And now we’re going to get drunk together.

That’s right, the only way to repay me for your sins and the breaking of my favorite wine glass, is to finish off this box of wine with me!

And we’re going to have conversations that we think are deep only because we're drunk off our asses.

And by dawn's light, who knows, maybe enemies will be turned into…

EVEN STRONGER FUCKING ENEMIES I’M GOING TO KILL YOU.

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#gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill #please ignore chat saying 'oh brother this guy stinks' there are just being judgmental over the boxed wine #its cheaper ok. be nice. he got fired.#i want to get drunk off my ass with gabe it would not end well but i want to #chat how would v1 drink #option 1 - just pours it on themselves #option 2 - someone has to drink it and then v1 can absorb it from their blood #i think option 2. for. um. the plot :]#daddy's sippy cup implies that it could belong to the father but then he says its his favorite wine glass. the implications of this.#who is calling him daddy. other than himself. did he give himself that title #sweetie half my twitter timeline refers to you as their wife

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