some of the book names in pjo/hoo/toa are actually FIRE mate
like.
"the lightning thief" that's actually so fire????
"the titans curse"??? that's so epic bro like. that's so cool
"the battle of the labyrinth"?? that would be the COOLEST band name mate
"mark of athena" like. greek mythology song named that WHEN??
and ALL of the book names in Trials of Apollo? FIRE
"the hidden oracle" thats so awesome like WHAT???
"the dark prophecy" fire song name
"the burning maze" aidoneus song drop named that when??
"the tyrant's tomb" call your band that drop the songs and I would be your NUMBER 1 listener like thats so cool
"tower of nero" fire shit mate
rick you were COOKING with these names
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ok but a toa show with like an ugly actor with real acne and THE lester papadoloupos iternal monologue would be the most hilarious thing ever to exist
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Would there be a Trials of Apollo animated series. I think this would be the poster for anouncing the "COMING SOON" of Tower of Nero.
Fake News: Tower of Nero!
Coming soon into theatre….
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'Mister Frodo! Look! It's an Oliphant! No one at home will believe this.' — Samwise Gamgee | Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
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WHY AM I JUST NOW NOTICING HOW SHORT MIDORIYA IS????
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coffee shop au where shifty decides to follow the flock of crow (the voices) that frequent her cafe only to discover that they've only been stealing food to feed their big giant bird creature friend (the long quiet) who can't get out of the sewers to forage for himself.
the cafe is cabin in the woods themed and the vessels are shifty's baristas, with the exception of the beast, who is just a little sphinx cat and the cafe mascot. damsel and prisoner are twins and damsel is always getting distracted from her work by smitten, who seranades her to get more bagel chunks. the witch and the adversary jointly like to spit in rude people's coffee. like the beast, the tower is also not a barista but a business woman who frequents the cafe because it's right across from her building.
the whole stealing food from the cabin cafe was the hero's idea. to his chagrin, contrarian likes wandering around everywhere but the cafe, stealing shiny buttons and stray dollar bills. the hunted always ends up fighting the beast for scraps. the cold brings home roadkill. the stubborn is in an ongoing war with the pigeons.
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Someone: i think i’m in love with Apollo
Artemis: as in my twin brother Apollo ?
Someone: yes .. any thoughts ?
Artemis: and prayers
Artemis: you’re going to need them
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