#heres the rest of these fuckers

[keferon]

Isn’t Vortex a fucking torture freak tho? 👀👀👀

Yep. He is. He is a lot of things actually. The more you learn about him the more fucked up it gets

[fukashiin]

ACEYUU WOKE ME FROM THE DEAD

book 7 spoilers <3 very long rant im sorry!!

it was never meant to be this way. when he was such an ass to us in the prologue, when he laid those pesky remarks upon us and immediately assuming that we got into NRC as a janitor because we weren't good enough without any prior knowledge of how we were brought here against our will and having to adapt to such an unfamiliar environment where everything - trends, names, history, and even the currency - were different. he didn't know about the throbbing headache we had while the headmage was explaining the school's curriculum and suddenly bringing up the word "magic" into the conversation like it was foreign language.

he thinks he's above us just because we're a clueless student who couldnt cast any spells and took up the miserable job just for the sake of money and to live. he had this one-way "not my problem!!" mindset about us that he dipped the moment after because he never would have suspected that we would grow to be something more important, something more irreplaceable in his life.

he never meant to test the waters, and he's drowning by mistake.

his concern for you gets more obvious as each book advances (or was it always obvious??). you're just an otherworlder oblivious to the dangers that lurk in twisted wonderland, so it's only casual for him to fret about when you've been taken into scarabia with minimal escape routes, to be the first one to notice that you were missing among the entourage of people that have been kidnapped, to be the only one to point out that you weren't in the best condition AND suggesting to bring you back home in case the party was all too much. he knows how vulnerable you are, and he jumps into action as quick as possible because that's basically his brand. nothing deeper!!! (unknown dangers lurk around you on the daily, but you lurk in his mind so much more than he lets on. you're probably more used to the dangers of magic than he's used to the thought of you occupying his mind 24/7. isnt that ironic)

and he didn't consider the complications of how dangerous it could be for the headmage to send us back to our original world, possibly damaging the very fabrics of time and space and ceasing to exist while transporting - he just instantly goes to the part where the news was positive and that we could travel between Twisted Wonderland and earth in one piece, blocking out his surroundings just to see your smile, as that was possibly the happiest you could have ever been in front of him.

imagine each time he hangs out with someone new, or if someone has gained a romantic interest in him once you've left, he tries to find a part of "you" in them in his peripheral vision. whether they have an ounce of bravery that you had, whether they're as understanding as you are to know that he isn't just a human built of jokes and pranks, whether they won't doubt him like the rest did - as you were the only one who truly believed in his capability to truly lead the rest out of danger.

he could beg for other people to believe in him, to see that his skills could draw out much more if he really wanted to, but he didn't have to do that with you. in a flashing moment of possible failure, he turned to you in a heartbeat, uncharacteristically, desperately calling out for you to save him because he had no idea what was happening. he almost started to lose himself and quickly realises that the power he was wielding so suddenly wasn't some lousy spell, that it could possibly cause someone's life, and you were there to steady him when he needed it the most. a rarity of a scene he entrusted his entire body to you with. you believed in him. you ARE the betterment of him.

you held his hand like a vow, to protect each other and strengthen through every obstacle and turmoil that drives you one step closer to becoming a better version of yourself. your hand, tightly coiled around his, radiated the warmth and comfort he needed in his times of darkness and inner conflict.

it should've been you. you're perfect.

and that's why his dream still has you in it. it doesn't have to be one way or the other, you can simply go back and forth to his world and your own in just a snap! he could never dream of you leaving his sight and grasp, hindering him from ever telling you how much you actually meant. he has all the time in the world.

and that's what he wants, but his heart says otherwise, and that's fine. he just wants you to be safe and see him for who he is. you inspired him to take pride in his name, as an ace can do anything!!

[cheesomancer]

Y for Yuan-ti 🐍 Full art: twitter, bsky

[oscarwiide]

wincestblr i feel safe in you tonight…it’s cozy and inviting in here…you guys are so nice…outside this cabin is scary man, reading comments from That side of the internet is like oh. you like want us DEAD DEAD. for the fictional brother thing. oh okay

[lightbulb-warning]

so has anyone figured out WHY there is the Need To Share our Artworks™ or is it just the vibes and our Soul apparently

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Maine being the leader (or representative?) of the Northeast is like when the youngest child is the most mature one and gets asked to babysit their older siblings who would probably kill each other if left there to their own devices

[cruesuffix]

while we're on the topic of the crüe treating Mick less than gently or kindly for most of their shared time in the band, I just had the funniest vision:

Mick psychically transferring all his AS pain to the other three guys as payback and so they can get a taste of what their old man has to go through ✌

robin your mind is so powerful!!<333

either mick using his weird alien powers to just transfer all his pain to the rest of his band or somehow coming up with a machine, similar to a period pain simulator, that simulates the pain he suffers daily, to force the band to use. either of the two manages to show those three just how much mick suffers daily. oh, and now mick gets to laugh at them writhing in pain and screaming for mercy! imagining all their reactions; tommy would scream, definitely, nikki would be stuck on the floor grimacing in pain, and vince would probably tear up. of course he’d have to hide the fact that he’s crying, but like… no one cares when they’re all in unimaginable pain. and mick would just laugh and remind them of everything he’s went through so far. this is the best thing i can possibly imagine <333

(even better, every time they whine and scream mick gets to turn up the pain a notch so they suffer even more… but even then at some point he’d finally let up and turn the machine…or his powers off so they can all relax. and then cut to all of them begging mick for forgiveness for how stupid they’ve been. and if you really need the yaoi… maybe mick concedes and lets them all surround him and pet him and apologize and promise to do better. yes, i do have to make everything turn into a Crüe cuddle pile… its for my enrichment!)

i must think of mick mars revenge plots… for my sanity i love this so much robin thank you for giving me something to think about for when i fall asleep <333

[mkzmerryfriend]

If it had been my child, that man would be dead

[kingofdinosaurs]

(p4 is The Bonds Game btw which is why it matters so much that through their connection zen gets his yellow accent colour)

(also p3 is blue and that's really really apt for zen considering his uh. role.)

anyway i really like this format I'm doing it more to communicate my thoughts on a subject as opposed to the good ol' Wall Of Text

[front-facing-pokemon]

Now i know this blog is obviously for.. well. Front facing pokemon, but your tags are always super interesting. I think your opinions on pokemon are pretty neat

i've gotten a few asks like this so far, and it's always nice to see that folks aren't annoyed about how much i talk in the tags. i have lots of opinions on lots of things! and i like to talk a lot. the reason i started talking more in the tags is actually because of asks like this—folks saying they liked seeing what i had to say on particular pokémon has encouraged me to actually talk about my thoughts more (although if you regularly read my tags, i tend to get off-topic pretty quickly. i queue these up very early in the morning, as soon as i get up, and i'm usually a little delirious), especially compared to my first early posts on this blog which didn't even have any tags at all, beyond the names of the pokémon. you're one of the like 4 ffp-mod likers how's it feel

[snekdood]

anyways if you’re mad that i want a bigger dick and also my hole then die ig idk. if its so hard for you to be around different kinds of queer people maybe you should just like. do something about it... since like... different people are always going to exist... but if its just so hard for you to tolerate then maybe go hang out w jesus bud idk, seems easier than living in this oh so hard world with many different varieties of people.

[yourlocalmissingtexture]

This coworker of mine really overestimates how much of my mind I’ve lost to the sauce lmao

Yeah I’m informed on some conspiracy theories (don’t believe most, the ones I do have literally been confirmed), yeah I’m interested in metaphysics, occultism, and religion, yeah I see where you might draw certain conclusions, but buddy.

My guy. My good sir.

You aren’t going to convert me to edgelordism. I’ve spent my time there and I was worse off for it. I’m happier and feel more myself now embracing my queerness and appreciating diversity and speaking out against injustice than I was when I whined about ess-jay-dubya snowflakes.

Knock that Satanic panic shit off, man. It’s embarrassing.

[muddlemore]

Roach apologists i applaud you for having more courage than the marines because tonight i have become the biggest threat to your kind. Your sworn nemesis. There was a fucking german cockroach on my pillow and now i will never hear any of you out ever again. I cant even tell if im joking

[cappurrccino]

bornstellar: the didact composed all the humans?? were it not for the fact that my ship doesn't have guns, i would kill him right here, right now

[sunnixsunshine]

Here ya go, have a wip!

[notasapleasure]

Well it's reassuring to know I've already seen the dumbest thing I'm going to see all day

Congratulations. You remembered NI exists. You also proved you know nothing about the place.