#heres the rest of these fuckers

[keferon]

Isn’t Vortex a fucking torture freak tho? 👀👀👀

Yep. He is. He is a lot of things actually. The more you learn about him the more fucked up it gets

[cheesomancer]

Y for Yuan-ti 🐍 Full art: twitter, bsky

[ace-of-snz]

teasing

I was practicing dragons, and then all of a sudden I find myself in the middle of making. this. I… actually I don’t have an excuse for this one

[oscarwiide]

wincestblr i feel safe in you tonight…it’s cozy and inviting in here…you guys are so nice…outside this cabin is scary man, reading comments from That side of the internet is like oh. you like want us DEAD DEAD. for the fictional brother thing. oh okay

[lightbulb-warning]

so has anyone figured out WHY there is the Need To Share our Artworks™ or is it just the vibes and our Soul apparently

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Maine being the leader (or representative?) of the Northeast is like when the youngest child is the most mature one and gets asked to babysit their older siblings who would probably kill each other if left there to their own devices

[mkzmerryfriend]

If it had been my child, that man would be dead

[kingofdinosaurs]

(p4 is The Bonds Game btw which is why it matters so much that through their connection zen gets his yellow accent colour)

(also p3 is blue and that's really really apt for zen considering his uh. role.)

anyway i really like this format I'm doing it more to communicate my thoughts on a subject as opposed to the good ol' Wall Of Text

[grubbytiles]

monsters with character themes and issues surrounding identity, perception, and/or existentialism save me.

[front-facing-pokemon]

Now i know this blog is obviously for.. well. Front facing pokemon, but your tags are always super interesting. I think your opinions on pokemon are pretty neat

i've gotten a few asks like this so far, and it's always nice to see that folks aren't annoyed about how much i talk in the tags. i have lots of opinions on lots of things! and i like to talk a lot. the reason i started talking more in the tags is actually because of asks like this—folks saying they liked seeing what i had to say on particular pokémon has encouraged me to actually talk about my thoughts more (although if you regularly read my tags, i tend to get off-topic pretty quickly. i queue these up very early in the morning, as soon as i get up, and i'm usually a little delirious), especially compared to my first early posts on this blog which didn't even have any tags at all, beyond the names of the pokémon. you're one of the like 4 ffp-mod likers how's it feel

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Had a dream about a magic school AU. Like... Literally my school but with magic and with Roxy as a protag because Blorbo. She was the only one in the school without magic so every magic lesson, she'd literally just take a nap on the desk. What else is she gonna do?

But also I dreamed how she was compensating for not having magic. She was mixing chemicals into explosives to win fights and like... Yeah it's kinda hard to argue against the dog with Potion of Kaboom™️

However, because it was a dream, my brain combined the Glams with the cast of Ni No Kuni 2 and got very confused when I woke up because the Kuni 2 cast actually fit a magic environment but FNaF guys do not lmao

There was also a bit where Roxy not having magic means naturally, she doesn't rely on it to solve problems. So while everyone was given the task of making a candle go out without blowing on it, she just. Stared in absolute bafflement as everyone around her immediately dove to figuring out spells that extinguish flames. Instead of just. Water. From the tap. Right next to them.

She decided to freak them out a bit for fun and when the teacher asks for volunteers to come forward to show what they've come up with, she immediately puts her paw up and gets called on. She wets her paw under the tap before anyone has their attention on her, walks up to the candle at the front desk, turns so everyone can see, says all professional "Today, I've learned..." pauses and then... just pinches the flame out. Literally just pinches the wick between the paw pads on her fingers and it goes out immediately. "That you guys are idiots." And walks back to her seat in silence with a smirk.

Naturally, a bunch of kids are yelling that she can't just do that what the fuck?! But she did just do that. It took her half a second to do what's taken all of them a good forty minutes to figure out at least. Teacher asks how she knew that would work and she just "you can't have a flame without oxygen. Obviously." and you get a chorus of "WHAT" and "WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!" She's so damn smug about it lmao these people make showing off too easy sometimes.

Like sure, she physically can't pass a mandatory magic exam unless she's able to figure out ways around it, but she can at least fuck around in lessons lmao. She tried skipping them but they started getting on her family with all the typical mandatory attendance shit so she has to go now :/ she just sleeps in them or fucks with people for fun since everyone likes to flaunt their magic on her every day anyway. Eat shit assholes she knows how to put fire out with minimal effort!

I think there was also a bit about her trying to convince teachers that a non-magic sports club would be a good idea?? And failing miserably because they just don't see the value in a magic school with non-magic sports. Thinking now, she could probably make her own club after school but probably wouldn't get that much traction with it... Resenting her family and teachers and every power that be forever because she could be a top student and could be doing amazing in school if she was just in a non-magic focused one. But she's stuck here and it sucks.

I don't know where I'd go with the story but eh it's neat I like it! Definitely different to my normal stuff!

[snekdood]

anyways if you’re mad that i want a bigger dick and also my hole then die ig idk. if its so hard for you to be around different kinds of queer people maybe you should just like. do something about it... since like... different people are always going to exist... but if its just so hard for you to tolerate then maybe go hang out w jesus bud idk, seems easier than living in this oh so hard world with many different varieties of people.

[yourlocalmissingtexture]

This coworker of mine really overestimates how much of my mind I’ve lost to the sauce lmao

Yeah I’m informed on some conspiracy theories (don’t believe most, the ones I do have literally been confirmed), yeah I’m interested in metaphysics, occultism, and religion, yeah I see where you might draw certain conclusions, but buddy.

My guy. My good sir.

You aren’t going to convert me to edgelordism. I’ve spent my time there and I was worse off for it. I’m happier and feel more myself now embracing my queerness and appreciating diversity and speaking out against injustice than I was when I whined about ess-jay-dubya snowflakes.

Knock that Satanic panic shit off, man. It’s embarrassing.

[muddlemore]

Roach apologists i applaud you for having more courage than the marines because tonight i have become the biggest threat to your kind. Your sworn nemesis. There was a fucking german cockroach on my pillow and now i will never hear any of you out ever again. I cant even tell if im joking

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

______Wes FLOORland______

[cappurrccino]

bornstellar: the didact composed all the humans?? were it not for the fact that my ship doesn't have guns, i would kill him right here, right now