#hera karpusi

[coralcatsea]

Ancient Greece: You need a name so that you may walk more easily amongst humans.

Greece: How about I use the name of the legendary hero, Heracles?

Ancient Greece: Hmm. It is a good name, meaning "glory of Hera". Hopefully it will suit you far better than the mortal. Now for a last name, I have a suggestio–

Greece: Karpusi. 🍉

Ancient Greece: ...You want to be Heracles Watermelon?? Watermelon is not a name.

Greece: I like watermelons.

Ancient Greece: It doesn't sound very impressive...

Greece: This watermelon is the glory of Hera, it's very impressive.

Ancient Greece: -sigh- As you wish...

[natsuki-bakery]

Greece/Heracles Karpusi agere headcanons pretty please? He's my favorite character in all of Hetalia and I love him!!

•Greece often calls Heracles "Hera," a cute and affectionate nickname !

•They both enjoy exploring ancient ruins together, connecting over their shared love for history and mythology

•Greece playfully refers to Heracles as "Lionheart," inspired by his legendary strength and courage !

•Cooking traditional Greek meals becomes a delightful bonding experience, with Heracles teaching Greece his family recipes

•Heracles appreciates quiet moments by the beach, watching the sunset and exchanging stories about their respective adventures

•Greece calls Heracles "Olympian," a nod to his heroic feats and the rich history of Greek mythology

•They often engage in friendly competitions, from athletic challenges to board games

•They have a hidden spot in the Greek countryside where they retreat for peaceful picnics, surrounded by olive trees and overlooking the Mediterranean

•Inside Joke: Heracles always imitates a famous Greek philosopher during serious conversations, lightening the mood and making Greece laugh

•Whenever they visit a new place, Greece and Heracles create a personalized travel journal, documenting their experiences, sketches, and mementos

•They have a shared playlist that includes a mix of traditional Greek music and classic rock, creating a unique soundtrack for their adventures

•Greece and Heracles often spend nights under the stars, making up their own constellations and sharing stories about each one

•On special occasions, they dress in traditional Greek attire, attending local festivals or celebrating at home with a feast of cultural delicacies

•They playfully switch between Greek and other languages, challenging each other's linguistic skills and sharing laughs over language mishaps

•They have a beloved stray cat that they adopted during one of their travels, and it's become a cherished member of their little family

[queenofcringe]

I won’t say i’m in love...

[gossip-dino]

Welcome to Gossip Dino, where you can get all the juicy gossip, from a dinosaur.

If you’ve ever wanted to be kept up on all of the Cardboard City Mall drama, you’re in the right place.

But first, let’s get to know our victims I mean mall staff.

To start us off we have your tipicle stoner, Gilbitch Beilshit-Karpusi. Working at Spencers, he never actually does any work ever, and he just spends his time harassing Hot Topic employees, being stoned, and screwing his wife in the changing rooms.

Next, we have Hera Beilshit-Karpusi, the wife of Gilbitch. She works at the PetCo but also doesn’t do much work, she just pets cats, adopts cats, practically is a cat, and screws her husband in the changing rooms. She is known to walk around in a cat fursuit, but that is the least weird thing that happens in this mall, so nobody really cares.

Moving on from her, we have the train wreck that is Fransus Baguettefoy. He’s practically an old man who works at Claire’s, and many people have reported seeing a misterius “Red Water” behind the counter whenever he’s working. He enjoys chasing after the mall cop while making sounds that resemble a rat with rabies, and he also likes to give his best friend Gilbitch piercings when he’s high beyond reach.

Now for the saddest of the bunch, Arthur Kinkland. Known for his notorious brows waxed off by another employee at one point, he does nothing but complain and nobody likes him. Fransus left him for the mall cop, Gilbitch got him fired by accident, Vladimir left him for a dilf, nobody cares about him. Also, he murdered his only friend, an imaginary bunny that Gilbitch could see when he was high as hell.

Then, we have Antonio Fernandez-nobody cares. He works at a churro shop and basically died, so we have no news on him because he’s never around.

Onto the next victim uh I meant MALL STAFF we have Jett Kinkland. Nothing has really happened to him, which is weird considering he’s actually kind of dumb, but he somehow manages to stay out of trouble. Oh, but he is Arthur’s brother, which is a problem within itself.

After that we have Ludwig Beilschmidt. A dilf, he works at some fitness store nobody goes to. He’s known for being the alcoholic brother of the stoner, who is much more relevant than this stupid drunk. The only desirable thing about him is the fact that he has man tits the size of Jupiter. Other than that, he’s just an alcoholic dilf, and nobody gives a crap. Also, he’s extremely gay and everyone knows.

And now, we have Chad Arthur Kinkland. He was only around for about 20 minutes, but he was the result of Arthur getting fired and getting his brows waxed. He was totally straight and liked wearing socks with the boys.

After that sad piece of doodoo, we have an even sadder piece of doodoo. A sad rat man who works at the churro shop, and who got curbstomped for throwing out an entire bag of Gils weed, Lovino Vargas. He’s a ball of depression and anger, so again, nobody cares.

Then we have Albread Jones, a man who works at McDonalds and likes babysitting an angelic and perfect vampire child. He’s not a fan of cocomelon so he is kind of a disgrace, but whatever. He’s also really dumb, and likes to let the angelic and perfect vampire child eat human food and climb trees in the broad daylight. Apparently he doesn’t know the kids a vampire. Idiot.

After him we have Roda Mikkelsdó- what, but you can call her Ro and forget her last name because nobody knows how to say it. She works in some music shop and is one of the only unproblematic people, all I really know is that she likes animals and Albread has a mega crush on her or something.

And then we have Vladimir Popescu, an amazing vampire guy with an amazing vampire brother. He’s nothing but kind and amazing, and he works at a spiritual rock shop called Rock 🪨, and is the perfect older brother. Everyone likes Vladimir, even though he waxed Arthur’s brows off, and he also abandoned Arthur for the dilf, stupid freaking dilf, but like that’s fine. It’s ok. Whatever. He has amazing hair and eyes and everyone loves him, and anyone who doesn’t love him misteriusly disappears. Idk.

And moving on, we have the super adorable super awesome vampire child, Aurel Popescu. He enjoys cocomelon and dinosaurs, and he loves wondering the mall with Gil, and looking at pets at PetCo while Gil and Hera are “busy” having “alone time.” He’s also the mascot of Rock 🪨 because Vladimir is too busy being cool to do anything like that. Aurel is just cute, and it’s impossible to dislike him.

And then there’s the head mall cop, Freddy. Nobody knows his last name. Nobody knows who Freddy really is. Freddy is just Freddy. He’s Fransus’ main victim, and as lame as it sounds he’s usually targeted by the baguette mans advances. He has tased Fransus and will do it again. Also, Arthur hates him. No surprise there.

Finally there Allistor Kinkland, and nobody really knows crap about him, he’s just there. Cool.

And that concludes our intro. Expect updates often, seeing as the mall is a literal zoo. We have many stories, ranging from Tony the Tiger coming to life to Lovino being almost fired for throwing out weed, we have it all. But for now, this is Gossip Dino signing off.

xoxo

Gossip Dino

[my-heta-academia-hub]

*finger guns*

(Mun) Name + URL: Kegan / @hws-kegan or @ask-zodiac-greece

Age: 25

Muse/Character: Herakles Karpusi/ 1p Greece

Role: Student, 3rd year, either class A or B, whichever works better for Plot™

Quirk: Whirlwind (Yoarashi Inasa from canon)

Herakles has the ability to completely control the air around him. Hera is able to manipulate gusts of wind with little to no movement from his body at all. Great winds may be used to propel Hera, the people around him, and different objects all at the same time

Hero Name: Turbulence

A little bit about your muse: Herakles is an introvert, hardly ever speaking unless someone else has initiated conversation with him. He's often found dozing off or napping somewhere, as his quirk wears him down quickly, which does not help with his narcolepsy. Despite being asleep at his desk or doodling cats on his paper 57% of the time, he's actually a really good student and is more than ready for graduation.

[aph-highschool]

Greece 🇬🇷 HS Form

Name: Heracles Karpusi

Graduating Year: 2014

Graduating Age: 19

GPA: 3.5 
Senior Quote: “Goodbye fellow graduates, I have chosen to abandon society and live amongst the cats"

Best Subject: Ceramics

Worst Subject: Science

Social Life: He definitely hangs out with Japan and has a frenemy relationship with Turkey, but he hangs out with both of them and yes bickering is sometimes kept to a minimum, other than that his real best friend is his cats Hera, Zues, Hera, Persephone and Aphrodite

Extracurricular activities: He is an avid art student, and did join a club dedicated to Greek Gods but you already knew that

Behavioral Issues: He tends to always fall asleep in class and annoy his teachers but he somehow manages to get good grades? He doesn’t have any problems besides that he is a well behaved boy

Home Life: It’s just him and his mother whom he loved very much. He doesn’t give her any problems at all because he knows how hard she works. She just doesn’t like him hanging around with Turkey for some reason 
Likes: Cats, art, philosophy, pissing off his teachers and then passing the class with flying colors, and watching movies

Dislikes: Dogs kinda, staying awake, physical activity, people underestimating him

[quiettmeli]

[coralcatsea]

@highwaytohelltalia

Day 9: Seahorse

[coralcatsea]

How did Greece end up with the human name Heracles Karpusi?

Specifically Karpusi. Watermelon. Okay. Heracles Watermelon.

And then Heracles means Glory of Hera, so...

Could it perhaps be interpreted as "a watermelon that is the glory of Hera"? What a great name.