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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months ago

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What if Mike got the bad ending of the FNAF movie..

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5mcsinatrenchcoat · 1 year ago

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To whomever it may concern: Karlach without make up (and with scars). Bless the modders.

#bg3 #listen I can easily see Shadowheart spending an hour every morning to do her make up and Lae'zel's is arguably warpaint #but with Karlach? a soldier in survival mode who also can't sit still for five minutes?#yeah nah #also abscence of eyeshadow kinda makes her asian features even more obvious #let it be known I restricted myself to ten screenshots but actually I have a whole folder by now.#also I can't quite figure out if she still has eyeliner on or if her lashes are just that nice abdbtbtbtb #EDIT: MODS ARE NAMED IN THE REPLIES SECTION

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legally-allowed-to-slime · 7 months ago

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at first i didn’t blink an eye at this tweet but then i realised the picture looked familiar because it has the colour palette of her minecraft skin

#geminitay #hermitcraft #hermitcraft smp #hermitblr #ok so how did she take the photo i have a few possibilities in mind #like she set up a tripod and told everyone to just stay out of frame while she took the photo?#or she made one of her arizona dads take it for her and spent five minutes doing the obligatory take-the-picture-like-this briefing

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laniidae-passerine · 4 months ago

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don’t get how you can watch iwtv and be a sincere diehard lestat hater. like the world’s biggest lestat hater is louis and that man can’t even commit to it for more than five minutes before literally hallucinating lestat wearing a wedding ring and talking pretty to him. this show is about louis and every road leads back to lestat for that man

#nobody hates lestat like the men who have brain rot about him #like that’s Claudia’s mother their whole thing is far too messy to be reduced to hate #like sorry that was her mumdadbastardparent. too complicated to get it sorted out right #madeleine didn’t even know him #daniel doesn’t know him (yet)#santiago will bend over for any vampire with more power than him unless they don’t like him #(then he’ll seethe while imagining getting fucked) so in another life he’d dickride lestat or seethe at him and louis hardcore #uhhh. who else knows this bitch. his momma dipped she got her own shit going on she don’t really think about him #maybe Louis’ family are bigger lestat haters but they’re all dead #armand hates him but that’s entirely dwarfed by the sex thing and also he’s way more obsessed with daniel. lestat is not touching that thing #so yeah it’s just louis who knows him deep enough to be a true pure hater #and louis loves him so so so much. so it’s kinda over this show is literally about these two #attacking each other and then holding hands. or punishing the other for 77 years #so. yay!!!#this is not the show for you louis gets the mic for like five minutes n he’s immediately going ‘so there’s this blond-’#like we all didn’t know. get off the stage!!!!!! silence on the blond guy. but alas. louis has the mic still so it’s blond guy central #louis de pointe du lac #ldpdl #lestat de lioncourt #loustat #iwtv #interview with the vampire

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petricorah · 3 months ago

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koooooraraaaaraarara [id in alt]

#korra #korra fanart #atla #lok #lok fanart #atla fanart #i did so much detail and you can't even see it.#myart #and i messed around with the background for like forty five minutes and then just went with white. lol #i like her bob more but this haircut is growing on me #off to draw ocs now

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hello-cryptid · 1 year ago

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You cannot stop me from believing Isobel and Aylin helped Shadowheart reach a level 10 blonde while she coped with the worst news imaginable

#bg3 spoilers #shadowheart #bg3 isobel #dame aylin #balur's gate 3 #hello-cryptid #just a quick af sketch lmao #they’re all bottle blondes fit me #isobel and Aylin took five minutes out of making out to help her I bet

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collophora · 6 months ago

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TBB cadets ideas

#star wars #star wars the bad batch #the bad batch fanart #tbb fanart #star wars fanart #more to come maybe idk #Anyway #idk how fanartists manage to get their chara right I couldn't #hope they're at least recognizable #I'm too tired to clean them anyway #BTW I got my broken tooth fixed #I mean ...more like vital prognosis engaged #Dentist scolded me #deserved #It was really the meme “you live like this??” but with my mouth #anyway at least they'll have a fun story to talk about at party I guess #oh last time I got a PATIENT #WTF #like first she hadn't seen anyone since YEARS #then she went livid when I told her I had to operate #she was probably on the verge of a panic attack I had to reassure her like EVERY five minutes like a child #can you fill my glass again thanks #I mean I've got several friends working in medical I know how it is ^^;#Now my whole jaw aches #and I'm hungry ofc #ANYWAY #if you excuse me #I'm gonna roll myself in a burrito and cry

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gangrel-pride · 6 months ago

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the reason Fester is Wednesday’s favorite is she’s exactly like him— a pretty blonde shows up and she’s immediately on a leash

#wednesday netflix #wednesday #wenclair #Enid’s got her wrapped around her little finger within five minutes of knowing her

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milo03co · 1 year ago

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Colin couldn’t handle all of that but I could 🙏

#just five minutes it’s all I ask for #SHE IS SO BEUTIFUL #i need her bad #nadja of antipaxos #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #wwdits s5 #wwdits fanart #wwdits pride parade

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morganbritton132 · 1 year ago

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Eddie is filming a reminder to his fans about Corroded Coffin’s limited edition merch but gets interrupted when Steve storms into their bedroom and starts digging through the closet.

Eddie, mid-promo: What are you doing?

Steve, pulling the nail bat out of the closet: I’m going to kill our neighbor

Eddie: Diane?!

Steve: Wha- No, Dan.

Eddie: Oh… why?

Steve: I know that fucker popped Ozzy’s swimming pool

Eddie: Steve-

Steve: No, that asshole has complained every time I’ve blown that pool up for Oz. I go inside for ten minutes and suddenly it has a hole in it? It’s the middle of fucking summer, Eddie, and a hundred degrees outside. If I want my dog to be able to cool down in some water while I do yard work then he should be able to!

Steve: I know he popped it so I’m going to *twirls bat* pop his head off his goddamn shoulders

Eddie, reluctantly because Steve’s kinda hot when he’s seething with rage: …why don’t you cool down and let me talk to Dan.

#Dan doesn’t think the Ozzy’s rainbow kiddie pool matches the ‘aesthetic’ of the neighborhood and Steve thinks Dan can go fuck himself #Eddie does go talk to Dan and that talk consisted of him dialing Erica’s number and putting her on speaker #while she reamed him for thirty-five minutes and threatened him with legal action if she hears of this happening again #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

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sluttyhenley · 11 months ago

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I've had some time to think and you know what your real problem is?

"Bully in the Alley" 1x06 | The Artful Dodger

#the artful dodger #thomas brodie sangster #jack dawkins #belle fox #fanny fox #fagin #tvedit #tvgifs #huluedit #cinematv #perioddramasource #perioddramaedit #belle x jack #*#fanny and fagin are the funniest people alive #also forever entertained by jack #god she's so annoying i'm never talking to her again #five minutes later jack to belle #hey you wanna perform a dangerous surgery?

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letoscrawls · 2 years ago

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*casually becomes the mandalorian messiah*

#my art #the mandalorian #the mandalorian spoilers #the mandalorian s3 spoilers #star wars spoilers #bo katan #i can't with this plot it's so funny #you can see her go ?? every five minutes under that helmet #she has NO idea of what is going on #can't blame her the creed change their mind every thirty seconds and she's just STRESSED #last week i said she's lady jessica coded turns out she's actually PAUL ATREIDES (DEROGATORY)

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legally-allowed-to-slime · 8 months ago

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that’s so cute hello??

#they’re totally the two girls in fifth grade that pass notes on pastel paper and add hearts above the i’s #geminitay #pearlescentmoon #hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft smp #hermitcraft season 10 #hermitcraft s10 #hc s10 #hermitcraft season ten #hc10 #hc #hermitcraft 10 #shiny duo #pearl sent gem the mail on stream and asked chat for puns btw #ensue five minutes of pearl figuring how to make the letters fit #and her adding the stamps just because 😭

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thebramblewood · 3 months ago

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Master Straud? Oh, Lilith, that's embarrassing for you.

Previous / Next

Lilith: Master Straud, if you’ll just hear me out-

Vlad: I’ve heard you, girl. Your pleas have been relentless. But you seem incapable of hearing me when I tell you it’s a bad idea.

Lilith: You only say that because you’ve decided you hate him, though you’ve never once attempted to truly get to know him.

Vlad: How can you say I hate him when I’ve allowed him to stay? Mortals are immediately marked for death in this place — and yet he lives. Because he’s been under my protection.

Lilith: [rolls eyes] Oh, please. It’s hardly out of the kindness of your heart. You just know I wouldn’t stay without him. [in exasperation] Why not initiate the transfer? He wouldn’t be at risk anymore. He wouldn’t be your responsibility.

Vlad: If he were my fledgling, he’d be doubly my responsibility. He’s a soft boy, Lilith, timid, weak. This existence requires a degree of brutality he does not possess. He serves us better as a familiar.

Lilith: He knows precisely what it entails, and he still wants it. I’ll do it myself if I must.

Vlad: I can guarantee he’ll be unhappy — if he survives. Besides, I remain unconvinced you possess the discipline to-

Lilith: I won’t hurt him! I love him. [pleadingly] He understands me in a way no one else ever will. I need him by my side — forever.

Vlad: [amused] Is it him who wants it more or you? [resigned sigh] Well, I’ll hardly stand in your way if you wish to attempt it. But I’ll be curious to see if you’re singing the same tune after you’ve spent a century together — that is, if you succeed.

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Lilith: It’s time.

Caleb: He tried to talk you out of it again.

Lilith: Of course he did. He envies the bond between us, even if he’ll never admit it. His jealousy eats away at him. But he’ll soon outgrow his use to us. We’ll be powerful together. Now, are you ready?

Caleb: [shakily] I’m ready.

Lilith: Don’t be nervous, brother. When you wake, eternity will stretch before you, and it will be beautiful. You trust me, don’t you?

Caleb: [murmurs noncommittally]

Lilith: When have I ever let you down?

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 story #sims 4 story #story: hzid #lilith vatore #caleb vatore #vladislaus straud #i love how she managed to be fake subservient for all of five minutes #she's like 'well that strategy flopped! FUCK YOU VLAD!'#lilith is still a baby by vampire standards so of course vlad COULD interfere in any number of ways #but maybe he wants her to fail...#for now #at any rate you know it's not gonna go off without a hitch #i do love my heavy-handed foreshadowing 😈

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athena-xox · 3 months ago

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Being an Apple defender is one thing but diminishing Raven’s trauma to justify Apple is INSANE

#it’s nuanced blah blah blah #no!#i’m sorry but #Raven experienced SO MANY HORRORS #in her child hood #and falling down a well for five minutes really is not equivalent #it does not take a genius to figure this out #listen I have so many more thoughts on this #eah #ever after high #apple white #raven queen

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dragonpyre · 9 days ago