#and her adding the stamps just because 😭

[legally-allowed-to-slime]

that’s so cute hello??

[gumjester]

whether or not i would fight the following eah students

im drunk and found this in my notes from 2021. 😭 I NO LONGER STAND BY SOME OF THESE OPINIONS. but most i do. a semantic sequel to this post

Raven Queen: no. hasn't she already been through enough? also i'd definitely lose

Apple White: yes. god yes. it would be so funny

Briar Beauty: maybe while drunk, but something tells me it would be a very bad idea

Ashlynn Ella: no. god, how depressing would that be? though maybe she'd have a chance if she went at me with a stiletto

Hunter Huntsman: yes, because it would be funny to see how he would try to avoid killing me instantly

Cedar Wood: no. what's the point? it's like trying to kick the shit out of a really polite coffee table

Cerise Hood: MAYBE IF I WAS FEELING REALLY MEAN. it would be funny in a similar manner to hunter, but with the added tension of me constantly going for the hood. i know ur shit cerise. don't play w me

Blondie Lockes: i consider fighting blondie lockes one of my primary life goals. i will curbstomp that bitch in the middle of her own livestream

Sparrow Hood: 100%, mostly for public spectacle. idk if i would win but I'm sure we'd have a wonderful time. unless he has his guitar on him because he would defo play dirty and just start swinging it like a mace

Duchess Swan: no thank you. ballerinas are strong and duchess stores anger like nutrition for the winter. she would break my neck

Darling Charming: i don't think so. depending where she is on public knowledge of her secret she'd either purposefully lose or just wipe the floor with me. awkward all round

Dexter Charming: maybe, because i think if he gave it a proper go he'd win and i feel like that would be good for his self esteem

Daring Charming: yes, because i know i'd win if i straight away went for his face. bust his lip open. it would humble him

Lizzie Hearts: no ma'am. maybe i'd fare better in hand to hand combat but i can't imagine she'd keep any less than four knives on her person and lizzie is not the type to hold back. im heading straight to hospital

Kitty Cheshire: no. it would be humiliating. i can't see how i'd even get a hit in

Maddie Hatter: absolutely not. i have no qualms with her whatsoever, also she'd definitely kill me by accident

Alistair Wonderland: sure, why not. i want to see what all that time in apocalyptic wonderland has taught him, and whether it cancels out his status as a fucking nerd

Bunny Blanc: no, because i don't want to go to jail for homicide. she is a 5 foot nothing rabbit who can barely stand up by herself. she'd die if i poked her with a toothpick

Chase Redford: NO. if he didn't want to fight he'd just silently let me hit him for like an hour, and if he was About It then he'd instantly fucking annihilate me. just leave the boy alone

Courtly Jester: I KNOW I'D LOSE BUT IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING. I HAVE TO FIGHT HER. i might even have a chance if she wasn't allowed to pirate any dark magic

Humphrey Dumpty: i feel cruel for even thinking about this. he's a skinny gamer with a physical predisposition for getting hit. it would be like shooting fish in the most depressing barrel

Hopper Croakington II: NO. HE IS MY FUCKING BOY AND I'LL PROTECT HIM WITH EVERYTHING I HAVE. also i could just flirt and then stamp on the frog

Faybelle Thorn: yeah sure. this may sound egotistical but i'm pretty sure i could win if magic wasn't involved

Crystal Winter: yes. the bitch would trip over her own shoelaces and knock herself out

[melancholicstation]

BOSS!BOBBY KENNEDY AND SECRETARY!READER HEADCANONS

taglist: @remotewatch @bloxholden35 @kennediva @h-l-v-kennedy-blog @h-l-vlovesvintage @absurdlyvintage @chemicalw0rld @fortheloveofjos @kimcrystal123 @astro-vibes-bro @tsloverr-13

warnings: 18+, smut, sleazy yet pathetic boss!bobby you can't help but love, bobby being a service top, and workplace s*x.

words: 1159

i imagine your meet cute to be that he saw you around the department of justice and advertised a secretarial position in the hopes that you’d apply 😭

would try to act normal at first as your boss but would increasingly get more and more desperate for you

abandons the pile of work he has on his desk to bring tea and cakes to your desk ( much like a momma bird brings home food for her babies cause he’s WEIRD like that )

has a problem with not meeting your eye for a solid couple of weeks because he doesn’t want to look like a pervert preying on his younger secretary

but your kind of into it so you tell him that…

his other employees are so confused at how many raises/christmas bonuses you keep getting when you literally spend your work week sitting on the edge of bobby’s desk chatting to him and watercoloring paintings of ballerina’s at your desk

and then turning the paintings into bobby for his praise (bobby would have a praise-giving kink let’s talk about it!) to which he would proudly display them in his office like this:

secretary!readers would be such a bad influence on his work ethic like he’s such a lover boy/wannabe house husband

you have to make the first move because lord knows bobby is respectful enough to not initiate anything

is REALLY into spanking. like a freak amount.

you take him into a s*x shop with paddles and handcuffs just to watch him blush with 0 intent to buy anything

you leave the shop together but bobby makes some excuse to cut your impromptu date short claiming that he got an important call

you find out the true reason when you arrive the next morning to find a very inconspicuous box lying at the foot of your desk wrapped in a green velvet ribbon. you open the box to find paddles, whips, and cuffs ( in sterling TIFFANY silver no less )

likes to make love to you with your knees pressed to your chest on the rug of his office

is totally turned on by the voyeurism added factor of having a workplace relationship and makes a game out of how much he can piss of the old curmudgeon’s that he works for in the justice department

when bobby can’t be with you for whatever reason ( like having an aspiring president for a brother ), you watch the jimmy hoofa hearing on your personal sony television set with your hands inside your jersey boy shorts and once bobby knows he teases you ALL DAY about it (authors note: HE LOOKED GOOD AS HELL IN THOSE MEETINGS WHY LIE?)

you ♥️ to hang onto bobby’s tie when he’s f*cking you cause why not

loves to quote anais nïn erotic passages and pass him notes over his desk… acting like it’s serious business. specifically these ones:

you offhandedly try to baby trap bobby (LIKE THE PERVERTED WOMEN YOU ARE) and think your being so sneaky about it but in reality he caught on immediately and is equally into it

bobby just ADORES to crudely touch and play with fruits that look like a certain female anatomy and give them to you with a look like this

you get mad when Bobby leaves you to do LIFE-SUSTAINING things without you like going to the bathroom, eating etc.

your both so obsessed with each other and feel the need to consume every single thing the other has as a means of fostering a deeper connection

is often thought of as the weaker brother so over compensates in the bedroom by adopting a more dominant lean

punishes you for managerial mistakes like using the wrong stamps, or accidentally sending a letter to the wrong person by waiting till everyone in the office has left and spanks your mound, making you count each and every one

but then makes it up to you by assuring you that’s he’s not mad just disappointed while giving your hair many many scratches upon the head

you fake a fever and call in sick to get bobby’s attention, and you make a miraculous recovery after Bobby’s frustrated voice travels through the landline stating ‘that he’ll be coming over to “sort you out before the day’s done”’

when bobby comes down with the occasional fever he turns into the cutest boy in all of massachusetts! ( as if he wasn’t already ) and sucks on your thumb to go to sleep ( you think it’s weird but your also dedicated to whatever makes him feel better )

you and him decide to visit his sister’s house pat to see her and peter’s new baby while your ovulating… big mistake huge

bobby’s cuddling and holding the new beau and suddenly you’re telling him to give it to you raw the same night

he loves to use your shampoo since he’s hasn’t bought haircare items since never and then people start to say that he smells exactly as you do… way to be discreet

you’re such a messy eater with all your foods and without regard to anyone around you/or the vibe of the event you always demand that bobby likes the remnants off your hand. originally it was a purely utilitarian act as you hate the feeling of sticky hands but you quickly realise that it turns both of you on…

bobby would love to cook, clean and manage the household despite holding down a stereotypically masculine job. he regards you in such high (pseudo-religious) devotion that he wouldn’t dream of making you perform traditional tasks unless you explicitly expressed an interest in it

a huge gossiper and VERY interested in whatever morsels you have on the socialites of massachusetts elite class ( which you only have contact through bobby )

would always take the chance to walk you to and from the office

once he takes you to his favourite church that’s when you know your both in it for the long haul and he is well and truly committed

c*ms from eating your out ( he a munch )

he cries while he c*ms occasionally

he loves to walk around naked ( like please have some decorum )

constantly rips your tights and condescendingly tells you that he’ll buy you some more

you buy lots of little rfk pins from the local pop-up and COVER your bralette in them to the point where the bra is barely showing and then splay yourself out on his bed sheets waiting for him to come home…

you don’t answer his calls cause you fell asleep early and he nearly throws up in worry because he’s a true yearner boy unlike some...

[katethevampire]

All right so the new episodes just came out like 20 minutes ago for me (oh yeah me from the future here it ended up taking me about 3 hours to finish watching the episodes cuz I kept pausing to write stuff in between so uh yeah lol) so everything under the cut will be my live reaction to everything. I'll add time stamps so you know where I'm at in the episodes. I can guarantee you that I will be sticking to my promise about potentially eating paper if I'm wrong about Sir Pentious not dying. Which honestly now I'm not sure if anyone will die, it was pretty much confirmed in a live stream that angel dust isn't going to be the one to die so my money is on one of the Angels. Also I'm using voice to text and while I'll try and fix any misspellings or wrong words I might miss them.

LOTS OF SWEARING PROBABLY also I very much abuse capslock

EPISODE 7

00:51- I love Sir Pentious looking at Keke I just thought I should mention that

01:03- OH MY GOD NO KEKE MOVED TO HIS LAP AND HE'S PETTING HER I LOVE HIM SM

01:10 aw Alastor was sleepy you guys woke him up!

01:22- I CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE RAZZLE AND DAZZLE BEING CUTE CHARLIE IS CRYING

01:29- he did the gay little hand thing

01:50- okay so I've already seen this part because of the small leak but I cannot get over the fact that Alastor has his shoes on the bed!! Like man take those off you're getting it dirty!!!!

01:59- mfs kicking his feet on the bed acting like a high school girl about to ask out her crush on the phone at a sleepover like dude you're a serial killer you can't do this to me 😭 also I should probably slow down cuz I'm making an update literally every 2 seconds

02:18 BROS CHECKING HIS NAILS AND DOING THAT POSE WHILE MAKING FUN OF HER ABOUT THE FACT THAT SHE UNINTENTIONALLY MIGHT HAVE CAUSED THE DEATHS OF MILLIONS 💀💀💀 so fruity i love

2:33- Alasto be like "it's called masking deary. Ever heard of it?"

2:44- if he wasn't saying this in such an evil manner right now I'd be saying he's so me frfr

3:07- what do I even say to that line. He popped off but also like respectfully I think I've heard a third grader say the exact same thing

3:53- OKAY SO I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING BUT I'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN LOOK AT THIS FRAME, this could easily be the profile picture for someone's film review channel and I'm not 100% sure that people will understand what I mean by that unless you know a very specific person

04:38- Alastor is in his hat man era

4:33- okay so a few things, thank you subtitles for telling me that the music is edgy I feel like just the word tense would have worked on its own but I appreciate it nonetheless. Number two, I don't like seeing the girlies be mad at each other :(

05:34 I will support my boy Sir Pentious through and through he did nothing wrong!!

06:54- not the voice I was expecting for Rosie but pop up Queen she speaks the truth

07:24- ROSIE KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE ALASTOR. Also his confusion, I love him so much

11:04- she's kind of like that one Pokemon

Ad time!- I DON'T CARE ABOUT VITAMIN PILLS THAT DOUBLE MY LIFESPAN

11:13- catabettes! Cannibals and catabettes!!! This is going into my vocabulary from now on. Also this frame that I paused at I love her face.

11:57- ugh, susan. All my homies hate Susan

12:54- I have a dream, I'm here to cause a scandal in the cannibal square

13:37- :( well it wasn't obvious to me I just thought the x over the eye was to look cool :(

14:35- SONG FUCK YEAH

15:26 If this song came out years ago I know for a fact there would have been an undertale parody version of it. Also I just got a cosmic brownie and some chocolate milk let's go guys we're eating good tonight

16:00 HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE CAN JUST GROW BACK HER WINGS

16:30- therapist Rosie is not something I thought I'd be seeing today but honestly I love it. Also I don't think I'm going to be able to finish these episodes today because I'm only a little over 15 minutes through and I've been watching for like almost over half an hour and also I just realized that what if Lucifer is the one that dies?

18:12 ALASTOR GAVE HER HIS MICROPHONE I'M GOING TO EXPLODE INTO A BAJILLION CRYING PIECES RAHHHHHH

19:38 I'm going crazy I'm going insane right now bro literally what how I don't know what to say I love this act I don't know, it's just really good I don't know what to say like this is cool I don't I DON'T KNOW! IT'S I I LIKE IT everybody in cannibal town is cool and I like them and it's like 10 seconds later now and they're literally So based like free food like so me I don't know I'm just rambling at this point

20:56 ALASTOR AND ROSIE'S LITTLE DANCE THEIR LITTLE TIPPY TAPS OH MY GOD YES

21:06- alastor, you know it's not right to make someone your political puppet. Your little dances are cute though so I'll allow it for now.

I don't know why it thought I was speaking Spanish for a second but anyways that episode was really cute and good and I liked it but I'm also scared for the next episode cuz like now I'm wondering is someone actually going to die or were people just lying. I feel like either Adam is going to be the one to die or it's going to be Lucifer cuz they mentioned a lot in the previous episode about how Charlie needs to take up the throne and get ready to take her place on the throne like why does she need to take her place on the throne? Isn't that her dad's job??? Please don't kill Lucifer off please please please 🙏 also I'm still not on board and probably will never will be on the whole political puppet thing. Like I just know I just have a feeling in my bones that alastor's favor is going to be something like "Let me be the ruler of hell lololol" or something anyways

EPISODE 8

01:01-Why are you watching other men get fucked?🤨 (/j)

01:19 🥺 I love 🥺 I oove him so 🥺 so much 🥺🥺🥺 does he have a spatula like spongebob

02:02- wait so how is Vox watching them like does he have bug cameras in the air like those little guys in v3 (woah now I have to put a Danganronpa spoiler on this)

03:42 SOFT ALASTOR FANFICTION WRITERS QUICK WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!!!

04:18- I'm not even the biggest huskerdust shipper but awwwww also I don't ship him with anyone but I just want to see Sir Pentious happy pleaseeee also the little Melody of loser baby in the background

04:48- ugh I am clutching my heart right now Sir Pentious is my SON and I LOVE HIM

04:58- what the fuck that ao3 tag was canon this WHOLE TIME???? WHEN DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS?????

05:05- I told you angel dust wasn't going to die

05:38- it's like the song but different! Reprise it's called a reprise also is Mimzy gonna come back

07:15- Vox, you know that you guys are going to die if they lose too right?

Okay I can't timestamp this cuz I'll just be pausing every 2 seconds but just know that everything I'm saying after this is from 07:52 to whatever number I put after later right here->09:47

Okay, so this might be a weird comparison but you know like My Little pony Battle scenes? This feels like that in the very best way possible where they have the scenes with all the different characters fighting with the different music.

Oh my God yes Cherry bomb and angel dust I love them also that was a fire transition also I JUST NOTICED THAT SIR PENTIOUS HAT ALSO HAS THE EYE DOES HE JUST HAVE I HATS FOR EVERY OCCASION

Uh oh Adams angry he's going to do a my hero academia

Oh shit it actually worked that's not good.

I TOLD YOU I CALLED IT VOX IS HORNY

Oh my God that is such a cool shot guys someone should make that frame of Alastor their computer background

OH MY GOD WHOEVER ANIMATED THAT SCENE I LOVE YOU I'M LITERALLY GIVING YOU A METAPHORICAL KISS ON THE MOUTH IN THE PLATONIC SENSE ALASTOR LOOKED SO COOL

Guys I think Adam's going to die

😨 okay so Alastor's microphone just broke and I paused it to add that emoji but as I did the people I live with got home so I'm going to have to pause it for there? I'll update if I get prime working on my phone. Also isn't alastor's microphone alive? Maybe that's the character that died.

Update: all right I got it set up on my phone about 30 minutes later now we're resuming

09:47- okay so I think it's interesting that Alastor pretty much lost all his powers as soon as his microphone broke, my guess is probably that whoever has his soul (lilith, eve, or anyone else) gave the mic to him.

09:53- I like the detail that Alastor is still smiling even though he literally just got slammed against the wall, also Vox has the biggest hate boner for Alastor like

10:02- Alastor: "Have to disagree with you there, radio's not dead." Hun you are bleeding out I'm sorry but I don't think you can gaslight girlboss your way out of this one, also I'm sorry to tell you but the only thing they play on my local radio station now besides music is like, a show that's only on at like 7 in the morning where people call to complain about how their husband wraps Christmas presents

10:38- haha silly also EGGS!!

10:43- NO WAIT MY BRAIN DIDN'T REGISTER THAT THAT EGG WAS CRACKED THEY KILLED THE FUCKING EGG!!!!!! Angel, kill them.

11:12- no no no Sir Pentious you better not I don't want to eat paper

11:21- good for him

11:44- NO GOD DAMN IT PLEASE HAVE A REVEAL THAT ALASTOR OR LUCIFER OR SOMEONE ELSE SAVED HIM PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏 I AM BEGGING ON MY HANDS AND KNEES

12:03- okay this is really cool but is he actually dead cuz I'll legitimately be really sad if so

12:50- *that one vine* "*gasp* Adam."

13:23- KILL HIS ASS CHARLIE

14:12 yes Vaggie, queen shit

SIR PENTIOUS ARE YOU DEAD /J OR /SRS?????

14:35 I KNEW IT I KNOW HE WAS GOING TO COME BACK I MEAN I GOT KIND OF SPOILED CUZ I I SAW THE COVER OF THE EPISODE BUT WOAH 10/10 ENTRANCE

14:44- gasp! His face!

15:00- he is, so stupid. I love him.

15:51-okay I went quiet for a minute cuz there were so much happening but oh my God what do I even say this is just so cool also I don't know if this is intentional or not but the blood stain on Charlie's hair is shaped like an apple

16:34- NIFFTY RAHHHHHHH

17:08- wait okay I had a brief thought that maybe lute was actually Eve but I think I'm wrong on that

17:13- Sir Pentious would've liked pancakes :((((((

Ad Time! I don't care about hard Rock Cafe I just want to know whether or not Sir Pentious is actually dead please I'm going through all the stages of grief right now and Brandan Rogers just came on my screen as Katie killjoy please

18:04- Keke :(

Oh my God they're going to find him in the rubble right? ... Right?? Right guys right???????

18:10- fat nuggets survived that's good I see a rock that looks suspiciously shaped like Sir Pentious military hat whoa guys I wonder if that means anything and it looks like it's up like someone is standing? Whoa I wonder if they'll check behind that rock please

18:16- wait is he actually dead I'm genuinely about to cry

19:16- I am not crying about his death until the episode ends I am not crying until it is 100% CONFIRMED that he died

20:50- omg alastor's alive, he's in his Jack's skeleton era that means that maybe Sir Pentious is also-

21:08- friends :) he said friends just saying

22:04- I TOLD YOU I FUCKING TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU THAT BY DYING IT WAS JUST A CHARACTER BEING REDEEMED I TOLD YOU I'M SO SMART I'M NOT EATING PAPER HAHAHAHAHA I'M THE GREATEST MAN ALIVE HE'S NOT DEAD MY SNAKE BOY ISN'T DEAD HOW DID I GET SO ATTACHED TO HIM I DON'T KNOW BUT I LOVE HIM YES I CAN'T EXPRESS MY EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW I'M GENUINELY SO HAPPY THIS IS WHY THIS IS WHY I WAITED UNTIL THE VERY END TO CRY ABOUT HIM I KNEW HE WASN'T GOING TO BE DEAD THEY WOULDN'T KILL HIM OFF THEY WOULDN'T KILL MY SNAKE BOY OFF JUST LIKE THAT

22:34- you're telling me Lilith was just doing hot girl shit on the beach for 7 years.

[greyias]

I pulled myself out of the Jedipedia rabbit hole, and found what I'm looking for!

Back when 7.1 dropped, I knew that they had said they'd added class-specific armor drops to a vendor, but for whatever reason I didn't find it where I was looking (probably the Fleet), and so I guess I assumed it just didn't make it in?? Just like Hyde & Zeek, I was wrong, and just like that case, I am so glad to be wrong!

Oh my god, this makes me so happy! I no longer have to grind to level 60 on baby Knights, just to pray I get this top from heroic crates. 😭

OG Grey can finally have her chapter 1 outfit stamped in slots, because I had to sell the original Knight's tunic back during the 1.0 days, when you were constantly having to sell everything in order to pay your repair bills (or if you were REALLY lucky, to be able to afford a new skill you earned several levels ago).

And confirmed, since these are Bind on Legacy, you can put them in your Legacy Bay, and hop to the opposite faction, and dress them up in whatever class armor you like:

Swtorista has a full list of the available outfits, complete with screencaps... oh... the possibilities!

Me, logging onto Jedipedia as a lark to see if I can find where it lists quest rewards to see exactly where the class-specific armor set drops in a timeline (for reasons)...

...instead gets distracted with a list of potential upcoming items.

[ateez-amanda]

Showterview w/ Jessi

disclaimers: bolded italic words are in english

a/n: i finished this in the beginning of the year and forgot to post it. whoopsies. sorry😳😬 anyways.....i’ll post this now and then post their lastest showterview later this week. enjoy!!!😝

Masterlist

taglist: @skzfairies, @3nhyp3nn [send an ask if you want to be on/off the taglist! :) ]

first off let me just say our girl was over the moon when she found out they were going to meet her

she had met jessi a bunch of times previously since she mc’s on music bank (more on this later) and immortal songs 

there are so many complications of jessi being whipped for amanda

they have each other numbers

amanda absolutely idolize her so much b/c not only is she seriously talented but jessi literally says whatever she wants with no filter and amanda loves it

anyway lets began

Night at the Museum Section

so she chose the worse possible pose to begin with

she was just going to do a cute pose but the members were encouraging *cough* pressuring *cough* her to “show off your flexibility!!”

and she somehow fell for it🙃🙃

i swear she is usually smarter than this

she basically balance herself on one leg while the other leg curved back touching her head

worst decision of her life

jessi: ohhhh you’re really flexible. let’s see how long you can stay that way 😏

amanda: pls dont (•̩̥̀‿•̩̥̀✿)

she lost it when they had to repetitively repeat their greeting and eventually jumbling their intro

ateez: asdfghjkl%^*$&/

and the fact that she had to keep going back into that same position EVERYTIME

poor girl

seonghwa: i’m seonghwa. i’m charge of visual in ateez

amanda: huhhh???? since when?

seonghwa: since now

jessi: since i know her well already i’ll have her wait to introduce herself *walks over to the other members*

amanda:😦...unnie😭😭

she finally went after yunho and got to have two on the ground🤧

jessi: are you ready? I’m expecting a lot from u

amanda: 😳

THE PRESSURE

amanda: *flips hair sexily* i’m the member in charge of adding some flavor 😘 hello I’m amanda 🥰

the switch from sultry to being a precious cutie pie

MY GOSH WOMAN

the best part is that she didn’t intentionally try to be sexy it just ended up like that

she got jessi’s stamp of approval

amanda:😪

didn't think it was possible for jessi to be anymore whipped than she already is but here we r

when mingi said they should press jessi’s button even though she didn’t have one

jessi: click on what?!!

amanda playfully smacked the back of mingi’s head

amanda: mingi....🤦🏾‍♀️ *backing away to let the other boys beat him* i don’t know them🧍🏽‍♀️

literally questioning why she’s friends with these boys

listen she loves mingi with all her heart like he’s probably the only member she will openly be nice with w/o sarcasm getting in the way but that was the one time their friendship was put on a halt

anyways she sat between mingi and seonghwa during the interview

when jessi was trying to figure out who the second youngest is

jessi: amanda does have a baby face so she might be

amanda: i do :) 

jessi: AH! i remember she’s told me everyone always guess she younger than she actually is 

amanda: correct. i’ve told you my age before

jessi: i don’t remember 

amanda: 💀💀

anyways she picked hongjoong was second youngest bc she didn’t want to be tricked

amanda: pftttt

minman:  hongjoong-ah!

hongjoong: do you both wanna die?😒

amanda: you can try (งᓀ‸ᓂ)ง

jessi: they r making fun of me

ateez: noooo

amanda: i’m the second youngest. i was born in 2000

jessi: YOU WERE BORN IN 2000! YOU'RE 12 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME!🤯🤯

amanda: i've told you this unnie!😞

jessi: sorry🥺 you really do have a baby face

jessi is soft for amanda

honestly who isn't

when jessi suggested speaking casually, amanda and wooyoung didn’t hesitant for a second

awoo: sure!

amanda likes speaking casually because she likes to treat people equally but mostly because she still struggles with formal language

amanda: jessi-ah! you are drop dead gorgeous😉

this girl doesn't even realize she just causes so many atinys to have nosebleeds bc of that wink

ATEEZ Interview

alright start of the interview, the host were explaining the rules of the interview

jessi: SHORT AND SIMPLE

amanda: GOT IT 👍🏽

during amanda's turn

amanda: hello i’m amanda aka jessi's daughter. please support ateez's comeback

look if yeosang can say he's her son, she definitely going to take the opportunity to do it too

when jessi talked about how they defeated her on immortal song

jessi: happy?

hwada: we’re sorry *politely bows*

Real Close Up Interview

hongjoong starting off saying his strength is is hair

jessi: there’s no dandruffs either

amanda: that’s because he told our hair stylist to take special care of it for today. there was a lot this morning

who needs dispatch when they have amanda here to expose her members

she joking ofc, hongjoong scalp is very strong, don't worry

absolutely LOST IT when jessi asked yeosang if he has a girlfriend after his tongue trick

after mingi said wooyoung’s talent was being handsome 

jessi: mingi you’re handsome too!

mingi: thank you :D

amanda: you played into his trap unnie

seonghwa confidently looking into the camera with sexy poses during his close up, amanda's iconic disgusted face was seen in the background

amanda: how can he do that so confidentially????

jessi: okay now amanda! amanda is really pretty! how can you be this beautiful? her hair feel so nice and silky too! your skin looks so clear too.

amanda: 😅🥰😇

jessi just spitting out facts

jessi: do you use a lot of skincare products?

amanda: i don’t use much

jessi: NO WAY

amanda: i really don’t

seonghwa: she hardly ever gets skin problems

amanda: it's all thanks to my parents. i just got their good genes

jessi: you're so lucky. okay. now what’s your strength?

amanda: my legs *dramatically flipped one of her leg over the other but accidental hits mingi’s knee with her foot* i’m sorry! 

jessi: let’s try that again! what’s your strength?

hongjoong: aegyo

amanda: 🙃

payback is a bitch

look ofc she is naturally adorable but intently acting cute is not her thing

but she did it and jessi loved it so that's all that matters

who cares if the boys will make fun of her constantly after this💀

the second hand embarrassment she felt when mingi tried showing off his talent

amanda loved when jessi start swearing

Game Interview

when they were playing the facial impression game she was between seonghwa and wooyoung

when seonghwa shows her the thrilled expression, amanda’s disgusted face comes out again with a mixed of confusion 🤨

amanda: i don’t want to do that

wooyoung: u have to

amanda to the staff: is this really okay to do? will this still be able to air??

ends up showing it to wooyoung and she just wanted to die after that

wooyoung: b-bravado??

amanda: how the heck did you get bravado from that???

and then when yunho shows his impression

amanda: what the?? that looks nothing like what i had to do???

Copy and Paste Show Game 

during the first pose amanda taking the lead and guiding them on positioning properly

jessi: the one with strongest thighs should go on the bottom.

awoo: *slaps their thigh*

it's amazing how in sync these two are

cue the two bickering over who has the strongest leg

seonghwa: enough arguing and help! 

awoo: yes…

momma hwa mode on

wooyoung ends up on the bottom

the third pose where they had to lift someone in the air

ateez: *staring at amanda*

amanda:😪 let’s get it over with😣

she really hates height but she trust the boys

amanda: please don’t let me fall

okay she trust them most of the time

they put her down carefully on mingi back

amanda: yayy!!😁🥳

loves piggyback rides especially from mingi

her and seonghwa guiding the members in the last position before standing around with hongjoong and yeosang

jessi: you three didn’t do anything

amanda: i did! i helped them *looks at the members for support*

members: did you all hear something??

amanda: 😒

after the count down of the pose she did some peace signs✌🏽😚✌🏽

overall amanda had so much fun and now everyone is whipped for her

as they should

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Something good is I’ve never watched the entire Marvel series through, I dropped off way back when Civil War came out cause I hated the idea of them fighting 😂 I’ve seen the spoilers for how it all ends and after being angry I finally decided I should do Marvel justice and watch the entire franchise through! I got my husband to join me and it’s been a few months in progress ( we like to play video games when the toddler goes down so we MAYBE get through a movie every other night if we’re really in the mood to watch it so it’s been a slow process haha!) BUT we’re finally only have five movies left! It’s so bittersweet knowing we’re almost done, but we watched them in timeline order and I’m already bugging him to watch it through in release order.

Also something nice for you, you are one of my absolute favorite creators on this site. You are so amazing in your world building, make such unique and exciting story lines with beautiful crafted characters that are so full of depth. You’re even amazing at the more classic storylines that everyone knows and loves, always adding your own twist that makes me come back for more. I’m sorry you’ve been getting anon hate, it’s 100% invalid as you are a phenomenal creator and a valued person who is just sharing your wonderful gift with the world. I hope your day gets just a little bit brighter with this message and tell any anons I will physically fight them 😤

So, one of my friends stopped the MCU films at Civil War because she hated the division of the team. And she still feels like people are still so Team Cap or Team IM that she can't enjoy both sides. I told her to join the "Team Fuck Canon" train when she does watch. 😂 It is bittersweet, but I'm glad you're having fun with it!

Thank you so much. 😭 Writing has been a safe haven for me and I just want to keep sharing with everyone. Everyone has their own stamp or staple with their writing and I want to leave my mark as well. I hope you continue to enjoy what's to come. Love and good vibes! 💖 And boo and hiss to hate!