#henry hodgson

[nomilkinmyteaplease]

The Terror's favourite things

[Verse 1]

Meat in a can and a good mid-day mass,

Wind in my face and sailors not dropping my spyglass,

Gardens full of blooming gaywings,

These are a few of my favorite things!

[Verse 2]

A good dose of whiskey and some well drawn maps 

All followed by good afternoon naps,

Platypus Pond-bound hot summer flings,

These are a few of my favorite things!

[Verse 3]

Catholic mass and some good Virginia ham, 

Of which I could eat a full kilogram,

Fresh uniform and putting on my g-strings,

These are a few of my favorite things!

[Verse 4]

Trauma-loaded experience of underwater diving

Feasting and on wine of coca thriving, 

Saying whatever to my mind springs,

These are a few of my favorite things!

[Verse 5]

Spending my time about everything complaining

Knowledge of scientific experiments feigning,

Every morning stretching my muscular hamstrings,

These are a few of my favorite things!

[Chorus- Everyone]

When the Tuunbag bites, when the scurvy strikes

When we’re feeling sad

We simply remember our favorite things

And then we don't feel so bad!

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

inspired by @sunlaire's tags

[goddisposez]

the terror + customer service slip-ups

rip franklin expedition. you all would have fared just as badly in a customer-facing job during the holiday season

[creatureprofessor]

the terror × emails

[starringvincentprice]

[djdolleyes]

More!!! The Terror as Grindr memes i Have saved (if its ooc consider that im just a little feeble dude who is playing with my blocks)

Part 2/?

[mab1905]

I could not get this out of my head

song is "i want you to love me" by Fiona Apple

[luff-gore]

I had a revelation.

[noughticalcrossings]

The Terror Textposts

Source: https://www.tumblr.com/gallusrostromegalus/183333162103/an-incomplete-list-of-the-animals-my-grandpa

[asparklethatisblue]

Erebus Lieutenant on Terror Lieutenant violence

[froggerland]

Virgin cringe fail terror lieuts vs

Chad cunt serving erebus lieuts

for @terroryuriweek day 1 (uniform) (yes i am participating i was just artblocked and am still busy so expect whatever i will contribute to be very late lmao)

[crustaceousfaggot]

Relationships in The Terror (2018) I think would have been fun to see explored onscreen if they'd had more than 10 episodes:

Gibson & Jopson (You and the coworker at your customer service job who is objectively annoying but also the only other gay person on staff, so I guess you're friends now)

Bridgens & Goodsir (I know you're not a proper doctor but I see that you are trying and you are full of so so so much love and care and we are the same in that way)

Peglar & Hickey (Hickey sees this friendly doe-eyed gayboy and assumes he'll be an easy mark, Peglar gently informs him that his husband is over on Erebus and he's not interested in mutiny, thank you very much)

Bridgens & Fitzjames (Fun fact: a steward can also be a father figure if your abandonment issues are bad enough!)

Jopson & Little (Joplittle girlies I am trying to understand your culture but this is one of the most Men Standing Beside Each Other ships I have ever seen)

Hickey & Darlington (I just want one scene where it's established that Hickey is kinda shit at his job and his boss hates him)

Fitzjames & Le Vesconte (I know they technically interact but c'mon I need more Dundy in my life)

Gibson & Hodgson (Okay this one I'm actually insane about. Hodgson who likes to think of himself as chill and friendly with the lower ranks vs Billy who wants this guy to shut up so he can do his job. Someone on Discord compared it to when customer service jobs make you wear a name tag - customers try to be friendly and address you by name, but it just feels jarring and a bit violating because of the inherent power differential. And then when their dynamic is swapped, when Billy is the Lieutenant to Hickey's Captain and Hodgson is a decorative piece of meat? Bro. And, like, Hodson ate the flesh of this man who had made his bed and shaved his face for the past 3 years. Did that affect him differently than if it had been a random AB? I'm losing my mind over here.)

Armitage & Tozer (he wants that Marine cock sooooooo bad god bless)

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

STOP calling his little barrel a cuck chair it's NOT a cuck chair my best friend Christos confirmed Hodge CHOSE to sit separate from the nasty little mutineers so he could look at them DISRESPECTFULLY. if anything this is his FUJOSHI THRONE

[jacquelying]

all the men of the franklin expedition in one voice: hmmmmmmmm

(discovering 90s fashion w this fic !!!)

[creatureprofessor]

The Terror × unfortunate customer service encounters

[salazar-bollinger]

Is this the darkest joke I've ever put to paper?

...why yes.

Made for @theterrorbingo, prompt: consumption