#help me tumblr

[bjorkhorseman]

what singers/bands would Hamlet listen to in a modern AU asking for a friend

[fangirl-nadir]

Maybe Tumblr can help me find that one painting from Dinotopia with the dinos playing dreidel?

[iwillcryatyouandthatsathreat]

HELP i’m making an au with Scarabella and Kitty Noire but idk what Alya’s cat form should be called. I gave Zoe with the ladybug the name Lady Beetle but I can’t come how the anything for Alya 😭 PLEASE GIVE SUGGESTIONS

[strangenewwords]

I’m writing the sequel to go and get your hands dirty

Can’t decide a POV. I have the first part written in BOTH (in my head).

[bisexualchaosdemon]

I've seen a lot of love for hard or hearing Andrew but I have a question for you guys!

What do you think their sign names would be? In sign language people sometimes use a characteristic as a name instead of finger spelling. I feel like Neil (Junkie) and Kevin (Queen) would be easy but I cannot think of a sign name for Andrew

[badaxefamily]

Tumblr I need you

Y'all know that post showing a video of a mechanical, hand-cranked fan from about 100 years ago? My dad and I were complaining to each other about things having computers when they really shouldn't (like our refrigerator) which causes weird and stupid malfunctions (like our refrigerator). I mentioned how cool the fan was, that once it was wound it would run for 30 minutes. And it's 100 years old and still works! I think it was Swedish?

I tried all my search tricks and couldn't find it, and I'd really like to show it to my dad.

[orangelasagnaart]

Soooooo

I was talking to my therapist and for some reason the conversion shifted to me talking about how I think more people should get divorced and break up or saying “why would anyone want to live in the same house and bed and see someone every single day, that sounds like shit.” than half way through my rant she was like

“Well people who love each other find it difficult to break away from each other”

Than I said “why cant they just be friends or something?”

Tha n she started to explain to me that people get obsessed with other people in the same way i get obsessed with things like Sherlock Holmes or Good Omens

That is fucking wild.

Allosexuals, help me out, what?? Why the fuck wouldn’t you just stop being with someone if you aren’t happy??

Im so confused

Im either very Aromantic or just not yet at that stage in my life

[emporium]

Selling all the Socks

You folks are socks crazy. We sold out of the crab socks in only 2 days (don't worry we have a restock coming). I'm so excited. We need to start work on the next set. What do you fine folks want to see on socks? Give me your ideas and then we'll vote on them. I take suggestions via Asks, DMs or reblogs.

[grahamcrackers4hanni]

Alright, I am here to enlist the help of Tumblr. I’m making a Gambit and Rogue playlist (because Remy is my new hyperfixation and I found a good song to go with them in the x-men 97 show), and I want you guys to help. Whether it be inspired from the X-men 97 show or the comics, comment them or message them to me and I’ll add them to the playlist. Also if anyone knows a good name for the playlist, I love you!! thank you, tumblr!

[performing-personhood]

Help an audhder with a hyperfixation on a question she can't answer. I saw this in the "Trap" movie trailer, nobody else on the entirety of the googleable internet cares enough to ask, so now my ass fuckin has'ta.

Please tumblr, what the absolute actual FUCK are these bottles.

It's a clear glass bottle with a girthy straight-sided unfluted shape and a narrow neck and mouth

metallic silver screw-on cap

a yellow label with a red upper-right corner that might say something we cannot read (as an example, one would expect to read "now 33% more!" or "new and improved!" in this area of the label)

red lowercase letters printed across the center of the label

the only letters visible of the product name are "___anso". There might be an R also for a "_ranso" but it is hard to tell

The liquid inside the bottle is dark brown almost black, and not viscous like oil but watery like coffee or cola

There is a small green splotch on the label below the last letters of the product name, of a color and in a location that (to me, an american) indicate that it could be a blurb about calories per serving size, or featured vitamins and minerals, or renewable packaging or something like that.

Reverse image search gets me nothing.

I'm hyperfixating because I don't know why there are bottles in the fryer, but maybe I could deduce a potential reason if I knew what the bottles had inside them.

Is it beer? Is it soda? Is it a cleaning product? Medicine? I DON'T KNOW, NOBODY BUT ME IS ASKING AND GOOGLE IS TOO FUCKING SHIT TO HELP ME.

please don't make me buy a movie ticket to see a whole-ass movie just to answer one completely irrelevant question I am literally begging

[darkeraurora]

Admissions - Ready to Resume

Good morning, afternoon, or whatever it is where you are. 

We got moved in, settled, and restarted my business. Drafted several new chapters while I was off. So quick question...

Thank you SO MUCH to everyone who has read, liked, reblogged, etc. It means quite a lot and I appreciate every single one of you.

[anna-neko]

too lazy to find that one (of many, im sure) post saying you cannot trust the howling voice* in your head after 9pm

BUT have we deduced when the voice may be trusted again? 5am? sunrise? breakfast? When's the safe time to start listening to it again

*u know the one, that tells u all the worst things

[masaeanela]

How do you reply to reblogs

[bubbles-on-the-tide-of-empire]

This fucked up painting is haunted (?) and following me.

So. About four years ago I worked in a thrift shop on the east coast of the United States. This painting was donated to that store. I specifically remember it because of 1. The glued on googly eyes and 2. my coworker and I discussing what Horror they were staring at.

This week, I walked into my local thrift store and found it. Again. This would be less weird if I had not moved 2,500 miles in the meantime.

I bought it. Haunted or not it obviously yearns for me tragically and I am not one to deny the universe. If you have any info at all about this fucked up painting or what could be following me, please advise <3

Facts so far:

It is hand painted, not a print.

The google eyes are glued on, not painted.

There is a signature on the bottom right that appears to say "L Kollinks "93"

Searching through google lens suggest this is a copy of an oil painting by Karl Huber, a German artist who was born in 1928 and died in 2009.

-the original Karl Huber painting

[autumngravity]

We are going through my Mommoms things and came across these pins

I don't know anything about them and I want to know if they have any significance/meaning behind them. Anyone have a clue?

My Pop Pop was in the Navy during the Korean War if that helps.