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Bonus: the old man (+insp)
#he gon need good health insurance coverage when he reaches the age eligible for pension#i am going to FUCK that senior citizen Logan Howlett#i will be his controversial young gf that helps him out of bed#sorry i read some fanfics of Logan and Wade and it got me acting a FOOOL#marvel#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#wolverine x deadpool#deadpool x wolverine#wade x logan#logan x wade#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#gay#lgbt#lgbtq#honda odyssey#nicepool#deadpool#shawn levy
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Name: Thresh Age: Rude question. Do you like to cuddle?: Anything for you. Can we make-out?: Yes please A night in or dinner out?: Both. I will extend the day to many. Whip cream or chocolate syrup?: Both! What is one without the other? Chocolates and roses?: Chocolates What makes you a good Valentine?: I tend to be all about my partner. Would you cook for me?: I am not the best cook , but i can learn for you. Would you let me cook for you?: Sure! Though , i dont have to eat , i wont turn anything you put before me down. Where would you take me on a date?: There is a beautiful garden that I think you would look fantastic in. Whoâs paying?: I am taking you out. Me. What did you get me for Valentineâs Day?: A crystal that shines a beautiful soft blue (it may or may not be a soul he encasted)
(thresh to yone :D)
while; admittedly, somewhat embarrassing, Yone won't deny the gesture is appreciated. his life here in the world beyond had been something only described as  chaotic with little rest to be had. so... a nice evening together with someone did sound tempting. he won't proffer a response; instead, the flushed look on his face should be answer enough; he'd  love it.
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not as much memory loss timeline fiddleford you're so cool
#i am having a good time with this#to be specific he was still addicted to using the memory gun but quit before it got really bad#now he's helping stan rebuild the portal#because gay or something#gravity falls#gravity falls au#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#stan pines#stanley pines#tate mcgucket#myart#character design#grunkle fidds
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"You're glorifying a fictional murderer!" NO I'M NOT!!!!!!I'm sexualizing him.
#mine#shitpost#blorbo from my shows#blorbo#meow#william afton#dave miller#springtrap#jesse pinkman#dsaf dave#dsaf jack#f/o#villain#villainous men#i cant help it im gay#beetlejuice#megamind#hes never killed anyone but he still counts#breaking bad#saul goodman#he also hasnt killed anyone i dont think but hes guilty by association#idk just something about villainous men really gets to me#fnaf#purple guy#patrick bateman#american psycho#slashers#tumblr sexyman#mettaton#aaravos
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Grown adults but also Highschool bullies fr
#jjk#gojo satoru#satosugu#geto suguru#my art#artists on tumblr#jujutsu kaisen#They call you gay then go home and make out#They are the highschool bullies that are doing so much worse after highschool asdfghj#Screaming into a void#I've been begging all of my friends to watch jjk knowing it's the most heartbreaking story#gojo twirling getos hair just bc he can#I need to shut up#and go to bed.... help
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Happy Bell Riots day to all who celebrate!
#star trek#ds9#bell riots#sisko#dax#bashir#luxury gay space communism#originally I sketched it so Dax was yelling 'Happy Bell Riots Day Fuckers! ACAAAAAAAAB' but then I chickened out#also julian's sign just read 'HELP' because he doesn't know how to protest
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i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice
#jeeves and wooster#i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction#yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood#a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going#but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING#I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE#i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession#it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing!#the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason#jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text#wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind#the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london!#oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage#two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point#the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!!#this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time
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Dustin announces his entrance to the room loudly practically shouting "what the hell are you two doing?"
Steve pulls away to hide his face in eddies neck freeing up his boyfriend to answer
"kissing"
"I know that by why are you two kissing? you're both guys" his tone arrogant like that simple statement explains everything
"Steve how could you not tell me you're a man?" Eddie gasps dramatically pulling away to place a hand over his heart and forcing Steve to address the situation instead of hiding
"eds not helping" he laughs " I don't know Henderson why do people usually kiss each other"
"for sex"
"that not, has your mom given you the sex talk yet I feel like you might need it after that statement. kissing isn't just for sex and that's actually a really shitty way of looking at it"
"okay kissing isn't just for sex and yes I've already gotten the sex talk, multiple times but that still doesn't explain why you were kissing"
Steve places a hand over eddies mouth as soon as the other man opens it "give him a second that big brain of his will catch up"
There was about a minutes pause before "ARE YOU DATING?"
#steve does eventually trick the entire party into a sex ed night#he tells them its a movie night#and surpise youre learning how to put on a condom#nancy helps#he also ropes robin and eddie into helping as well#its the most comprehensive sex ed anyone in small town indiana could hope to have#they include gay sex as well#because everyone deserves safe sex#eddie munson#steddie#steve harrington#stranger things#dustin henderson
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local bug experiences sensory feelings that arent hostile and has no clue how to act
#chasing stars au#SÄŤdus the Fallen star#prismo the wishmaster#the carmine cavalier#scarab the god auditor#prohibitedwish#fionna and cake#adventure time#adventure time au#pressure is good *thumbs up*#mf embarrassed cause he cant help it#GAY BUG EVERYONW POINT AT TH GAY BUG#any of these that deal with carmas more bug qualities are usually done by scarab so . . take that as you will
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i like how he acts scared/shocked and tries to stop you from eating the crafts only to quickly look away and shake his head in disapproval
#im pretty sure he also retracts his rays at first#i'm sorry gay boy#you werent fast enough to stop me#fnaf sun#sundrop#daycare attendent#dca#help wanted 2#five nights at freddy's#hw2#fnaf
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i finished writing chapter 14 so no one needs to spray me with water to get me to focus (we just have to wait for my beta to wake up and double check that it's good)
so have some timkon sillies in the meantime!!!
#erinwantstowrite#ao3#ao3 fanfic#leap of faith ao3#leap of faith catch me if you can#peter parker#leap of faith#timkon#tim drake#kon el#the sillies!!!!#ignore that kon is using the wrong hand#pretend i did that on purpose#he's so gay he forgot how to help someone up
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Unecessary Feelings
#ace attorney#ace attorney shitpost#miles edgeworth#mitsurugi reiji#wrightworth#nrmt#narumitsu#also yes he's wearing his suit in bed#was he getting dressed for work? did he wore it in his sleep? who knows#this is a cry for help#aa#can we consider this as... art?#HAS ANYONE DONE THIS BEFORE PLS TELL ME#ok i wont delet LMFAO I LOVE EVERYBODY#the amount of gay lawyer simulator hashtags i saw under this is so fckgifnh funnymgood LAWD
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One thing that sucks about fighting monsters from some weirdly dusty and gooey parallel universe to your own⌠is going back to school. Specifically going back after telling all your friends that theyâre actually trust fund assholes and your girlfriend - ex-girlfriend - ends up with the one guy she swore up and down was just a friend.
Not that Steve really blames Nancy for that. Jonathanâs a good dude. Plus, itâs not like Steve was the perfect boyfriend or anything. He tried, but maybe it just wasnât enough.
Maybe itâll never be enough.
Steve takes a sudden right, making a detour from all the student rushing into the lunchroom in favor of being anywhere but there. He barely registers walking out of the school until he notices the woods in front of him. Why does everything always lead him back to here?
He doesnât know why, maybe itâs what Dustin call his âmother henâ instinct, but Steve continues walking into the woods, wondering if maybe there are more monsters lurking about that he can spot early this time. God knows he would do anything for those kids - not that he would tell them that. Dustin especially does not need the ego boost.
So Steve wanders, listening closely for any unusual noise.
And then he hears one.
Itâs just the thud of something metal sounding against maybe⌠a tree? Something solid. Then a crunch of leaves. AndâŚ
Singing?
Steve slowly peaks around a tree and finds the source of all the noise.
Eddie Munson.
Steve nearly rolls his eyes but finds himself fondly watching the boy as he drums on a wooden picnic table singing some song Steve has never heard. Itâs when Eddie does some type of ridiculously uncoordinated twirl that Steve ends up snorting. Itâs loud enough that Eddie ends up hearing it, startling mid turn and head bang that has him misstepping and landing right on his ass.
Steve tries to let some sheepishness bleed through the amusement in his expression. âYou okay, man?â He asks, stepping forward to offer him a hand.
Eddie eyes it wearily. âDepends. What are you doing out here?â
âJustâŚâ Steve stares at Eddie for a moment, trying to find a normal answer, but instead he shrugs and sighs, âI donât know, man.â He takes another step closer and pointedly looks down at his offered hand.
Eddie narrows his eyes at him before taking it carefully. Steve is caught off guard by the cold metal rings but hauls Eddie up easily who wobbles when he gets to his feet. âThanks,â Eddie breathes out, lingering in Steveâs space.
Steve just nods and wonders if Eddie Munsonâs eyes have always been so big and brown.
âSo, Steve Harrington,â Eddie starts, drawling out his name while taking a step back and brushing dirt off his pants, âTo what do I owe the pleasure?â
Steve raises an eyebrow.
Eddie marches over to the picnic table and gestures dramatically at his lunch box. âIâm assuming youâre here for the goods?â
âThe what?â
âDrugs, Harrington. Are you alright?â Eddie asks with a tilt of his head leaning forward as if assessing him.
Steve shrugs. âFine. And no. Iâm not here for your drugs which you evidently keep in your lunch box for any teacher to find.â Eddieâs brows furrow. Steve rolls his eyes. âI know you sell, but Tommy usually does this part.â
âI know,â Eddie replies as he hops up on the bench and crosses his arms. He faces Steve and bends at the waist - Steve ignores the urge to reach out and steady him so he doesnât fall again. âSo what are you doing out here? Are you here to⌠beat me up?â Eddie asks dramatically, hopping onto the table and pretending to brandish a sword.
Steve simply raises his eyebrows and crosses his arms.
Eddieâs arms drop. âOkay. Surprising but I guess you wouldâve already taken a swing if you wanted a fight.â He squats down on the table until heâs eye level with Steve. âYouâre not here because of the rumors, right?â Eddie asks, dropping his voice and appearing weirdly serious.
As for the rumors, Steveâs sure heâs heard more than he can count - including one about Munson being a vampire - so heâs not sure what heâs talking about. Heâs also not sure if he wants to know which rumors heâs talking about. Steve runs a hand through his hair and settles his hands on his hips. âI just needed to clear my head. I didnât know you were out here.â
Eddie squints at him. âYouâre clearing your head by taking a walk in the woods?â
âYes.â
They hold eye contacts for a few moments, and Steve canât really tell what theyâre silently sizing each other up about. Eddie reluctantly stands up and jumps off the table. âFine. What are you clearing your head about?â
Steve stares at him.
âWhat?â
âWhy do you want to know?â
Eddie steps closer to him and obnoxiously twirls a piece of hair around his finger. âBecause youâre Steve Harrington, and I must be the luckiest guy in all of Hawkins since Iâve got you here alone with me.â
Steve laughs loudly and gently shoves Eddie away. âShut up.â
Eddieâs cheeks flush pink, and Steve can almost see him biting back the words âmake me.â Then heâs reminded of the rumor that Eddie bats for the other team, and Steve suddenly wonders if itâs true - not that he would mind.
Steve pushes the thought away as Eddie smiles sincerely and pushes some hair in front of his face. âMaybe I wouldnât mind the company. Plus,â he turns and sprawls back on the picnic bench, âYou can tell me anything. Iâm great at keeping secrets, and even if I wasnât, it would be your word against mine.â
Steve considers what heâs said before asking, âAnd how crazy of a secret would you not only keep but believe?â
Eddie smiles almost manically. âTry me.â
Steve looks around wondering if the government people or whoever they were can hear him out here. Heâs not sure if itâs been long enough to guarantee thereâs not someone keep track of each of them, waiting for them to slip up. He also wonders how cruel it would be to unload all of this onto Eddie. Steve knows life was much simpler before he knew that demogorgans existed.
âIâve been fighting⌠some monsters recently,â Steve settles on, hoping Eddie doesnât take it so literally.
âYeah?â
Steve nods and takes a step closer to where Eddie is sitting, gesturing at nothing as he continues, âIt started when I was an asshole to Nance and then she ran off with Jonathan and the rest is history there but⌠they really dragged me into some heavy shit.â
âI can imagine. Itâs not every day that your girlfriend runs off with another guy. Which is a shitty thing to do by the way.â
Steve tries to steer the conversation away from his failed relationship without setting off Eddieâs alarm bells. âItâs not that I really blame them. I mean youâve seen them, everyone has, theyâre kind of made for each other. Who am I to get in the way of that? Especially since I was a shitty boyfriend. But thatâs not the point. Before Nance left, I was pulled into helping someâŚâ he pauses, trying to think of a way to talk about the kids out of context without sounding like a creep. âWell, there was this guy who needed help and so⌠I helped him and his friends out.â
Eddie fixes him with a carefully blank look. âHelped this guy out⌠how exactly?â
Steve shrugs and sits next to Eddie as he figures out how to phrase things. âHe⌠well. His cat⌠di- escaped! It escaped. And I was helping him find it, and we actually grew pretty close.â
Eddie knocks his knee against Steveâs. âSo⌠you and this guy grew⌠close.â
Steve nods and smiles. âYeah, heâs this dumbass genius k-,â he cuts himself off before he can say kid. âAnyways, then his friends needed help, and I helped them fight⌠their monsters.â
Eddie raises his eyebrows at him. âSo you helped⌠multiple guys⌠fight their⌠monsters?â
Steve nods. âYeah. But thatâs over and now I have to go back here and pretend that none of that ever happened. It just⌠sucks, man.â
Eddie nods. âUh. Yeah. I can imagine pretending for so long is... exhausting.â
âTell me about it,â Steve says with a laugh.
A silence falls between them and Eddie glances over at him. âYou know⌠you donât have to pretend with me.â
Steve smiles and wonders what not pretending means now, but itâs sounds good nonetheless. âYeah, I think Iâd like that.â
Eddie softly smiles and his eyes move down to Steveâs lips slowly. âYeah?â
And oh. Oh. There was definitely a miscommunication somewhere along the way. And⌠okay. Fighting monsters and helping guys fight their monsters is maybe not the best phrasing. But Steve thinks he likes Eddie remaining so blissfully ignorant.
So, Steve kisses him.
And yeah. Maybe there are quite literally hundreds of different ways he couldâve let Eddie remain oblivious to the whole vague Upside Down retelling, but Steve canât really complain when Eddie kisses him back, finding the scrape of stubble against his face surprisingly pleasant.
And Steve finds himself taking his time thoroughly allowing Eddie to believe this story that Steve wishes were true rather than the real thing. Itâs only when Eddieâs watch beeps that they finally pull away for longer than a few seconds.
âShit,â Eddie mumbles, resting his forehead against Steveâs, âTime to head back in.â
âCanât skip?â Steve asks, wondering why heâs trying so hard to solidify his false story.
Eddie sighs and pulls away. âUnfortunately, if I skip anymore, theyâre not going to let me graduate. Although right now I think spending more time with you might be more important than my diploma.â
Steve laughs and feels himself pleasantly flushing. He nudges Eddieâs shoulder with his own before standing up and offering his hand to him again. âCome on. We canât have you not graduating again.â
âAgain? Harrington, are you keeping tabs on me?â
Steve raises his eyebrows at him as Eddie takes his hand and pulls himself off the bench. âAnd what if I am?â He flirts easily.
Eddie smiles giddily and grabs his lunch box. âThen I really must be the luckiest boy in Hawkins.â
Steve doesnât say anything when Eddie doesnât let go of his hand as they walk out of the woods toward the school. Itâs only as the school slowly comes into sight that Eddie drops Steveâs hand and shoves his hands into his pockets. He stops in his tracks and turns to Steve. âHey, thanks for not pretending with me.â
Steve glances at the school before moving in to give Eddie one final kiss. He lingers in it before breaking away to say, âThank you for listening.â
They wordlessly separate as the head back to the building, knowing that even with the few weeks of school left and both of their tarnished reputations that they canât truly risk it all.
As Steve makes it to his class just before the final bell rings, heâs left to wonder if maybe he really does have some other type of monsters to fight. And he really hopes Eddie Munson can be there to help him with those ones again.
#in s4 when Eddie raises his eyebrows at Steve in the boathouse#heâs just thinking THESE are the monsters you were talking about????#the monsters that are definitely NOT your bisexuality????#and the GUYS you HELPED OUT are these CHILDREN???#and NOT gay lovers????#full Eddie breakdown#oh and hi. itâs been awhile#steddie#eddie munson#steve harrington#stranger things#steddie ficlet#steddie crack
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If you follow my main you had to know this was coming⌠anyway. Enjoy these bloodweave doodles :)
#bloodweave#gale x astarion#astarion x gale#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldurs gate more like baldurs gay amirite folks?#yeah sorry the themes of hunger abuse and power got to me. Iâm not immune to thematically mirrors#I have so many thoughts about the itâs not even funny anymore#oh you mean to tell me that canonically gale would offer up his blood if asked and that astarion canât even do that bc of the orb ??#tasteful irony that the guy who would want to help canât do that bc of a mistake he made for love.#especially devastating for someone who measures his self worth in usefulness#oh they are so fucked up and they could understand each other in ways hardly reachable to others#once I start an origin run itâs over for you guys I will be so insufferable. even more than usual
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My headcanon is that Remus has learnt how to braid so he can keep doing Sirius' hair up when it's hot and he complains at Quidditch in the summer that his long hair annoys him. And of course Remus always has a scrunchie for Sirius (unlike Sirius, who always loses them)
#i absolutely love thats idea#remus would love doing it to be helpful#but also as a reason to play with his bfs hair#probably took him a few tries to get the hang of it#(made awful knots in sirius' hair whoopsie)#but now he's amazing at it and sirius loves it!!#marauders#marauders fanart#marauders era#hp marauders#wolfstar#wolfstar fanart#sirius black#sirius black fanart#padfoot#remus lupin#remus lupin fanart#moony#dead gay wizards from the 70's#my art
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i held off introducing my version of usagi for so long ckska
he met leo when they were 13 and leo was stealing toys from his family's shop. he was understandably upset but befriend him after finding out it was for his missing brothers.
he's not appearing in the canon comic because i want the comic to be family focused and to stay with the show đ he will only appear in side content of LM~ also i'm a taller usagi truther because leo needs his ego knocked down :P and he's a gnc king â¨ď¸ ⢠( đż please do NOT repost, edit, trace, use, and/or sell đż )
#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt#tmnt 2018#unpause rottmnt#unpause rise of the tmnt#save rottmnt#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt leo#my ert#rottmnt life mission AU#life mission AU#separated AU#leosagi#also help andy suriano follows me on instagram and he's gonna see my stupid gay rabbit dfghndfhgn
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