#helluva d.h.o.r.k.s.

[dontfuckingbother]

Ultimate villain elimination - who’s the best antihero?

Crimson won with paimon!

Now then, duos! Who’s better villain?

[jasondeanstwin]

I was rewatching Truth Seekers again, and I thought of something

The D.H.O.R.K.S are going to go after Stolas

Eventually they're going to remember that Blitzø was saved by a demon who possessed an agent and called himself a "real demon"

They're probably going to think Stolas is Blitzø's Boss

[geekgirles]

Villainous team-up next episode??????

[pearpap-ponders]

I was like "oh tacos." and then they hopped out and i was like "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT THEM!?!? WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?!?!?" i thought this was a helluva short not helluva loreeeee

[theadhddimsenion]

Once again I feel the need to reiterate that i do not believe that the i.m.p family are in any way "plot armored" or examples of "protagonist centered morality" in any way nor are the villains too weak or stupid.

Shout out to @criticalcrusherbot If you wanna get in on taking a stab at this "protagonist centered morality" bs.

First off the i.m.p family are not "protagonist centered morality" nor are they purely villains because they are assassin's. Look I have discussed this before but the narrative has never once punished them for being contract killers. No emberlynn isn't "krama" she is just a fun gag character and that's it she isn't meant to show blitz as a "unrepentant murderer" or a "sadistic monster" she was a joke and that's it and do you honestly believe for one second that emberlynn pinkle of all people is innocent? I mean for fucks sake she had a pony jar and I get the feeling that blitz isn't the first person she stalked.

No just because the i.m.p family turned down a single hit on sinsmas doesn't mean they will give up their jobs entirely or go do bodyguard work or something because like I already said bodyguard work just puts them back under the heel of the nobles and they have repeatedly shown that it just isn't their area of expertise.

Another point to consider is millie and how she would feel about all of this. Would it honestly be fair to force millie to give up something she loves just because the some else took issue with it? That's like forcing an artist to give up their craft because someone from another country didn't like their work!

No they are not protagonist centered morality at all, can you honestly say that Martha and her cannabile family, Lyle the miser, the corrupt agents, the hypocrital cherubs (minus collin he's a good boy and yeah having the i.m.p team constantly bully him by always winning would be kinda unnecessaryily cruel but that can easily be fixed by having him spilt with his "friends" sooner rather than later), a Mexican scam artist, a drug dealer and a dipshit director and no they can't have them go up against a charater that's more moral then them because that literally defeats the point of the story!

The dhorks aren't heroes they are just a bunch of nerds in suits that only care about hunting demons to satisfy their hero complex and prove to the world that they were right!! For fucks sake they just left the bodies of their own guys to fucking rot in the hallways!

No the i.m.p family isn't plot armored they have nearly constantly been on the underdog side. They nearly lost to Ronaldo and that's only because he didn't want to wait for desserts as I explained in another post and they would have lost to the dhorks if it wasn't for stolas.

And finaly no the i.m.p Don't have plot armour they are nearly always in aome way captured or beaten by villains it's just they always find a way to turn the tables!

Tldr yeah we could use some tougher villains but none of them hold any moral superotiy to i.m.p and it needs to stay that way.

[jindarkking]

I'm curious about the way the D.H.O.R.K.S agents seem completely focused on Blitzø's group. When they're interrogating the cherubs, they refer to Blitzø. The suits are based off of Blitzø/Moxxie/Millie/Loona. Not once do they mention or seem to take into account this guy

Call me crazy, but how are they not realizing Blitzø and co aren't the top of the chain of hell when they came face to face with Stolas' demon form?

[paulie-lombardos-boy-toy]

Agent One of D.H.O.R.K.S is my fail baby girl and pathetic lil meow meow, so from this day on, Viv and her sycophants have absolutely no say over him. He belongs to me and the critical community as a whole and I’m gonna destroy him in fanfics in the best way with my demon OC.

Same with Agent Two. She obviously is more GOATed and based than StolASS and absolutely deserves everything and anything she wants.

D.H.O.R.K.S would definitely agree with us that the writing and plot is terrible and that they deserve better, which I agree with 100000%, so therefore I declare that D.H.O.R.K.S Agents One and Two hereby are the mascots of the Helluva critical community

[bleucaesura]

Oh. Hello there Blitzø bot. 🤖 Me thinks the D.H.O.R.K.S are a little obsessed with a certain imp 🤔

[uniquecellest]

I think it'd be pretty effing funny if Octavia and Luna pull a parent trap to get their dad's back to at the very minimum speaking again.

Like both can do spells though I'm not sure how far Octavia is compared to Luna like in show I think we've seen Luna use/cast more spells from the Grim Moire more than Octavia but Tavia has been doing some training I believe in her life.

But I just imagine they use a spell to switch places then maybe it could lead to more D.H.O.R.K.S things and I.M.P could think it's Luna getting kidnapped or something then boom as soon as I.M.P is closing the portal it's revealed to be Octavia (asmodeus crystal gets broken or something) forcing not only Luna to reveal their scheme but Blitzø and Stolas to speak again

[fizziepopangel]

"Let's go find the dumbass twins."

(Loona headcanons that I stand by)

Before being adopted by Blitz, she was adopted out and returned multiple times. The trauma of not feeling wanted for so long makes it hard for her to believe Blitz genuinely wants her.

Loona was abused and assaulted throughout her time in the pound and in several homes she was placed in.

Despite how she acts toward her coworkers and adoptive father, she has gotten into several fights defending them from others when she feels they need it.

Loona suffers from headaches, stomach aches, and ptsd from the abuse she endured in childhood.

She was one of Millie’s bridesmaids

In the episode “Seeing Stars”, Loona and Octavia exchange sinstagram info and end up becoming friends. Though she won’t say it, she thinks of Octavia as a sister.

When nightmares keep her up at night, she cuddles with a small stuffed horse Blitz gave her on her first night in his home.

She enjoys the musical recommendations Moxxie gives and writes down the ones she likes so she won’t forget and can rewatch them.

Loona feels less insecure in her human form

Loona is the only one in the office who can decipher Blitz’s bad handwriting and doodle notes

Because her sense of smell is so good, she can always find hidden snacks and oftentimes eats things in the office and then blames Moxxie

She picks on Moxxie’s weight because she’s insecure about her own. When Moxxie finally is able to have a conversation with her about it without the sarcasm, she tells him and he admits to having struggled with an eating disorder before too. After this the pair often make sure the other is in a healthy place regarding their eating habits.

Loona has never had consensual sex and doesn’t feel sexual attraction often. Until meeting Vortex in the “Spring Broken” episode, she believed she was asexual

After the events in the “Truth Seekers” episode, Loona memorized the spells they used to get to and from earth so she wouldn’t need to read directly from the book next time because being stuck in the D.H.O.R.K.S headquarters and having the lives of everyone she cared about threatened scared her.

Loona wants to work in the field with Blitz and the others but she’s afraid Blitz will be upset if she asks for the position.

[afrognamedfizzarolli]

Helluva Boss Season 2 trailer break down: Pt 4 Mastermind!

The C.H.E.R.U.B.'s and D.H.O.R.K's are back bitches!

These two shots seem to be fairly face value. The C.H.E.R.U.B.'s have been stuck on earth since we saw them last, and apparently have been spending their time trying to find I.M.P. and settle the score. They are captured by the D.H.O.R.K.S, the two realizing they have a common enemy team up.

Also notable is that the portal Blitzø is peaking his head out of is that of an Asmodian crystal. Meaning he did accept it from Stolas.

I think these four shots are a direct sequence of the crew porting back to the office after a successful hit, only for another portal that the D.H.O.R.K.S and C.H.E.R.U.B.'s have developed to be able to traverse to hell, presumably to capture the main crew.

(they are Stolas' grimore to portal in the first shot. Which is kinda weird to me if Blitzø has the crystal.)

I said previously in my post on Apology Tour that I think these two sequences are most likely in Mastermind. I believe what we are seeing is Blitzø being held, and either him having another nightmare sequence, or the D.H.O.R.K.S have somehow found a way to extract his memories, and are forcing him to re-watch some of the worst parts of his life.

Regardless as to why Blitzø is seeing these, its very interesting with a few. We were lead to believe in Oops that when the accident happened Blitzø didn't see Fizzarolli crawling towards him, the first frame suggests he did see him, but chose to still run to his moms tent to try to help her.

The next is the first time we've seen anything of Fizz during the 15 years between the accident and Ozzie's. This is almost directly directly post accident, we see Cash stopping Blitzø from going to see Fizz. Confirming the popular belief that Cash was the one to come between and lie to Blitzø and Fizz (father of the fucking year right here)

The next two frames are Blitzø's perspective of Fizzarolli and Veronika from Ozzie's.

We have another flashback, this one not seen through the screen though a screen like the others. Blitzø is crying while Tilla holds him, hes wearing the same outfit as we see him in the night of the accident. I have 3 theories on what this is.

The least likely in my opinion: This is a flashback to that night, before the accident, Blitzø confiding in her that he planned to confess to Fizz that night

This is when Tilla told him how sick she was and explaining that she probably didn't have much time left.

But my personal belief is that this is not really a flashback at all, this is a dreamlike scene where Blitzø is taken back to being a teen and sees her again. She comforts him and tells him that she is proud of how he has grown, and encourages him that he needs to work to escape and save his family from the situation they are in.

Another shots that are tricky to me, I have a strong feeling these two are connected, but not completely sure where they fit. This is honestly kinda a process of elimination guess for me.

I want to included these two clips from the Hells Belles short which reference the C.H.E.R.U.B.s episode, i assume as a hint to them coming back soon.

Again I am sorry for the shit photo quality, and possible bad grammar and spelling. I currently have the posts for the rest of the episodes nearly done so expect those in the next few hours ♡ I'd love to hear any other ideas or theories about the upcoming episodes, or anything I missed/got wrong!

Pt. 1: The Full Moon | Pt. 2 :Apology Tour | Pt. 3: Ghostfuckers | Pt. 4: Mastermind | Pt. 5: Sinsmas

[bonetrix-arts]

Hey chat !!! I have Helluva Boss fan charms up on my Ko-Fi shop!!! You shoukd go grab em before preorders close at the end of the month teehee

ALSO MY PREVIOUS CHARM SETS (aside from the Sacrilege set) ARE ALL BACK UP TO ORDER!! So u should totally go get them or whatever it'd be pretty cool of you

[snorkling-in-sodasea]

Moments of Stupidity 16

Well, since Full Moon came out, it was probably only a matter of time before this, huh? I guess I wanna say first is, I'm feeling rather different than when I first started.

At the beginning, I just wanted to vent. Let anger out. I mean, as much as I have people on the lookout for my posts - which I'm flattered by - I'm still just one of many posting stuff on this site. I'm definitely not the first one to share their dislike over what goes on in Helluva Boss and I doubt I'll be the last.

Over time, I watch the shows more and more and now pretty pictures and some good songs are the standard I have now because, irrational and angry or sane and calm, I still can't get behind the writing at times. Still, I continued this series of posts about stupidity in the shows because I was being fueled by people liking these posts.

Now I'm wondering if I'll just be disappointing one of my parents if I make these posts. Because I talked with them about something and they were right. No matter how much people don't like Vivienne, she managed to be successful and do something right, if she's managed to get A24 interested in airing her show and get that show on Amazon Prime. No matter who doesn't like that, that's still what happened.

Like Stephan King and J.K. Rowling, for example. Those two got their haters but they still got their fans because they're still doing something right, especially writing wise. You might not think that's a good comparison considering the examples I'm using but it's true in the sense that they and Vivienne still are successful due to their works because they all got their fans who helped them get that successful.

So yeah, I know that I can seem disappointing to my parent that I've been angrily posting about a successful show despite how it's not going to change that success and there's a very real chance that I will, should I tell them about it. Especially since I'm still doing at least this post. I guess I can still do this for fun or because I know people will still look forward to these moments of stupidity. I'll have to think on it

In any case, I started this post to still talk about how actions in the screenplay are dumb so I might as well deliver on what I promised. Thanks to anyone and everyone who bothered reading all of this, as well as those who don't get upset over the above.

Full Moon -

So there's D.H.O.R.K.S. first. They not only didn't get any better at interrogation since they got no real way of knowing that Keenie and Cletus were really telling the truth - and they weren't, especially about the exorcists - but there's also the suits. The suits obviously fit the cherubs but Agent One and Agent Two reasonably would never expect to meet them to give the suits to so that the battle suits could be used. I can't even think of kids being sent because they decided not to after last time. So who the fuck would Agent One and Agent Two put in those battle suits?

I guess there's the cherubs, too, for having been stealthy enough with the 'worried mother' bit but then be obvious as fuck when following Blitzo. I mean, the disguise as the mother was kind of strange but like Moxxie said, they weren't exactly covert. How could the cherubs think they would never be spotted when their upper halves were sticking out of the damn bushes?

Other than that, then the biggest moment of stupidity goes to none other than Stolas. Starting up the conversation the way he did is one thing (yes, really, it could be chalked up to Stolas being severely sheltered and alone growing up) but it's another thing entirely to make it sound like Blitzo is the one who makes it all about sex and getting upset about it. Seriously. Stolas is the one who made the deal that centers around sex. He's the one who always spewed sexual shit out of his mouth in most of season 1 and a couple episodes in season 2. He's the one Blitzo was talking about when he said 'don't make it anything more than you (Stolas) wanting me (Blitzo) to fuck you'. Even at the very first meeting that Stolas and Blitzo ever had, Stolas was the one who thought of taking Blitzo to his room and say that he's there to ravish him. How was it Blitzo's fault that that was on Stolas's mind? Yeah, Blitzo may have been the one to initiate sex but it sure seems like to me that he only did that because Stolas gave him the idea of sex being a possibility. Even if Stolas just said the 'ravish me' line as a joke, it still gave Blitzo the idea to have sex. (By the way, that's a very weird joke to make with a friend, especially one you had literally only one playdate with over twenty years ago). Naturally, by this episode, Stolas has practically conditioned Blitzo to make everything about sex when Stolas is in the picture yet this damn owl is upset that his confession wasn't being taken seriously

[potionorchard]

Rewatching Helluva Boss with my wife and okay, I'm realizing that the D.H.O.R.K.S., Agent One and Agent Two, are real freaking hotties. <3

[creativewhizkid]

losing my mind over the new hb gif here's my theory about the next three episodes (s2ep8 the full moon, s2ep9 apology tour, s2ep10 ghostfuckers) my friend says blitzo would be a dumbass to fall for the loona cosplay. so i came up with this- since s2ep9 is called "apology tour", and when viv title dropped the episode she put a 🍺 emoji next to the name im assuming the ep is blitzo getting drunk outta his mind after the events of the full moon (s2ep8), and he gets really emotional and starts going over to people he's wronged and try to apologize to them, aka barbie and verosika.

so maybe in ghostfuckers (s2ep10) he's hungover and so he's not thinking straight when the d.h.o.r.k.s lure him in with the loona cosplay?? ghostfuckers is definitely the d.h.o.r.k.s episode