#helluva crack ship

[dostarsfallatall]

Rare pairs & crack ships that I hope I’m not alone on-

Adam x Mimzy (Hazbin hotel-rarepair)

Niffy x Crimson (Hazbin-Helluva crackship/rarepair)

Roberta x Captainl Hans (Black lagoon-Hellsing ultimate crack ship)

Diluc x Arlechinno (genshin rarepair)

There probably be more in the future

My quality is so ass

[nightmarerose1]

Fizzarolli and Sir Pentious share the same voice actor (Alex Brightman)

Asmodeus and Zestial share the same voice actor(James Monroe Iglehart)

Asmodeus and Fizzarolli are canonically lovers so……

Hear me out 👀 imagine these two as a couple (i know they will never be canon but imagine what their dynamic would be)🕷️🐍

Bonus: I would recreate this fizzmodeus scene with Sir Pentious and Zestial if I could but I can’t draw that good 🥹

[helloimamistake]

Honestly i miss it when stolitz is just a crack ship judging by the pilot and doesn't really have that much angst or whatever random bullshit lore that they have...

Remember when the main theme of helluva boss is about assassins doing their jobs and not an angsty poorly written mlm love story?

What the fuck happened to the lore????

[cornsyrupfromhell]

Bonus:

[this-fine-day]

Bro really had a legit "gay panic" moment.

[nardomarsh]

I had a vision

But fr they been giving me brainrot, think about it- they’re both gay and classist. They can make fun of poor people while drinking iced coffee together.

[nedeeress]

Comm I made for @/mdjj1996 on Twitter

✨Imp and the Princess✨

Rarepair Barbie Wire x Charlie Morningstar!

[theshipperqueenisnotdone]

NOOOOO!!!! I THOUGHT I'M DONE WITH THAT!!😭😭😭

Satan appears as a beautiful woman tempting Adam, telling him he is still a youth. "Spend thy youth in mirth and pleasure."

I'm not sure if this is Satan's official design, but whatever. Without context, this is funny 😂 Uggghhhh!!! Satan, why are you the way you are!? Why did you try to sleep with Adam!? I wanna see a fanfic of them, not gonna lie...

Okay, come on! It's not weird! There's Lucifer x Adam, Michael x Adam, Mammon x Adam, hell, even Beelzebub x Adam exists! Might as well add Satan into the mix!

[kalza]

The Brokeback Mountain remake looks great, guys.....

(I'd like to apologize to both fandoms....)

Based off this comic:

[raginggrenade]

Crying cuz chaz’s hand is half traced from my husband @half-decade-hangover I’m so sorry please forgive me for tracing our shared whiteboard doodles

[angels-and-demons]

It is MY birthday and I control the posts I make lol

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Toby: Rise and shine, Neeks!

[Toby shakes an airhorn and blows it, startling Nico, who lays back down.]

Toby: Huehahahahaha!

Nico: *groans* Ugh, again with the horn?

[He turns in bed, covering his head with his pillow.]

Toby: Don't blame me, blame how fuckin' fun they are!

[He blows the horn again.]

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Toby: *gasps* Oh! Hmmm, Leo... My heart bleeds for you, but my partner— Uh... Business partner, Nico, HATES your sunshine guy. Will, right? Yeah... HAAATES.

[Toby clenches his hand into a fist to demonstrate.]

Leo: He does? But why?

Toby: Not my story to tell, but trust me. I would help if I could, but I can't. Sorry...

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Toby: THAT'S IT!

[Toby grabs a guy by his shirt as he gets angrier and angrier.]

Toby: I'm going to fucking END YOUR LIFE!

[Suddenly they hear the curtains. they turn to see Nico enter the scene, panting heavily while clenching his arm.]

Toby: Neeks!

[Toby shoves the guy into a chair and heads to Nico, who tears up happily.]

Nico: Tobes!

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[trashogram]

The other Emberlitz fic:

Blitzø is full of stupid ideas. He decides the only way to get rid of this bitch is to sleep with her, but the catch is that he’s gonna be really bad at it on purpose (“It’s gonna be the best acting anyone’s ever done. Way better than than anything in that fuckin’ French play shit Moxxie loves. TAKE THAT MOX!”).

Emberlynn takes him up on the offer (no sense of self-preservation at Blitzø suddenly agreeing to dick her down. Classic Emberlynn) and they get right down to it until Blitzø has to stop. Why? Emberlynn is giving Total Virgin vibes, even more than when she’s spewing all that monsterfucker weeb shit.

Ugh, great. Blitzo tells her to turn around and fuck shit Satan damn it she’s crying. It hurts. And he’s gotta be out of his mind but “hold your fuckin’ horses, lemme find that button chicks have”.

Blitzø ends up coaching her through her first time. It’s pathetic. It’s pitiful. It’s mediocre first time fucking. And it’s weird as fuck when Emberlynn gives him a genuine smile and ‘thank you’ before she leaves.

[scapegoatstrawberry]

I heard a rumor recently that these two used to be exes and this idea wouldn't leave my head so I just had to draw it.

[scarlattobrightstar]

I love 'em, your honour

[the-black-bulls]

Lucifero: Do you really think you could beat me, you magicless scum?

Liebe: No... but I'm really good with guns now.

Liebe, pulling out a mfing revolver: DANCE BITCH!!