#helluva crack ship

[dostarsfallatall]

Rare pairs & crack ships that I hope I’m not alone on-

Adam x Mimzy (Hazbin hotel-rarepair)

Niffy x Crimson (Hazbin-Helluva crackship/rarepair)

Roberta x Captainl Hans (Black lagoon-Hellsing ultimate crack ship)

Diluc x Arlechinno (genshin rarepair)

There probably be more in the future

My quality is so ass

[nightmarerose1]

Fizzarolli and Sir Pentious share the same voice actor (Alex Brightman)

Asmodeus and Zestial share the same voice actor(James Monroe Iglehart)

Asmodeus and Fizzarolli are canonically lovers so……

Hear me out 👀 imagine these two as a couple (i know they will never be canon but imagine what their dynamic would be)🕷️🐍

Bonus: I would recreate this fizzmodeus scene with Sir Pentious and Zestial if I could but I can’t draw that good 🥹

[helloimamistake]

Honestly i miss it when stolitz is just a crack ship judging by the pilot and doesn't really have that much angst or whatever random bullshit lore that they have...

Remember when the main theme of helluva boss is about assassins doing their jobs and not an angsty poorly written mlm love story?

What the fuck happened to the lore????

[this-fine-day]

Bro really had a legit "gay panic" moment.

[nedeeress]

Comm I made for @/mdjj1996 on Twitter

✨Imp and the Princess✨

Rarepair Barbie Wire x Charlie Morningstar!

[raginggrenade]

Crying cuz chaz’s hand is half traced from my husband @half-decade-hangover I’m so sorry please forgive me for tracing our shared whiteboard doodles

[theshipperqueenisnotdone]

NOOOOO!!!! I THOUGHT I'M DONE WITH THAT!!😭😭😭

Satan appears as a beautiful woman tempting Adam, telling him he is still a youth. "Spend thy youth in mirth and pleasure."

I'm not sure if this is Satan's official design, but whatever. Without context, this is funny 😂 Uggghhhh!!! Satan, why are you the way you are!? Why did you try to sleep with Adam!? I wanna see a fanfic of them, not gonna lie...

Okay, come on! It's not weird! There's Lucifer x Adam, Michael x Adam, Mammon x Adam, hell, even Beelzebub x Adam exists! Might as well add Satan into the mix!

[kalza]

Hey, if she's got that sweet royalty money…why not?

yeah, just a Strella comic I drew awhile ago that I decided to color. Might make a part two in the future(?) these two are absolute assholes with severe social status conflicts, yet I can't help but love this ship.

[trashogram]

The other Emberlitz fic:

Blitzø is full of stupid ideas. He decides the only way to get rid of this bitch is to sleep with her, but the catch is that he’s gonna be really bad at it on purpose (“It’s gonna be the best acting anyone’s ever done. Way better than than anything in that fuckin’ French play shit Moxxie loves. TAKE THAT MOX!”).

Emberlynn takes him up on the offer (no sense of self-preservation at Blitzø suddenly agreeing to dick her down. Classic Emberlynn) and they get right down to it until Blitzø has to stop. Why? Emberlynn is giving Total Virgin vibes, even more than when she’s spewing all that monsterfucker weeb shit.

Ugh, great. Blitzo tells her to turn around and fuck shit Satan damn it she’s crying. It hurts. And he’s gotta be out of his mind but “hold your fuckin’ horses, lemme find that button chicks have”.

Blitzø ends up coaching her through her first time. It’s pathetic. It’s pitiful. It’s mediocre first time fucking. And it’s weird as fuck when Emberlynn gives him a genuine smile and ‘thank you’ before she leaves.

[scapegoatstrawberry]

I heard a rumor recently that these two used to be exes and this idea wouldn't leave my head so I just had to draw it.

[scarlattobrightstar]

I love 'em, your honour

[the-black-bulls]

Lucifero: Do you really think you could beat me, you magicless scum?

Liebe: No... but I'm really good with guns now.

Liebe, pulling out a mfing revolver: DANCE BITCH!!

[painfullyprickedandticked]

I'm gonna make this controversial take.

Shoutout to @hellaversity who inspired this. Spicy take of the day is dedicated to the fact we kind of talked about this.

Okay, so here's my hot take!

Loona x Octavia is bad because one of them is a 22yo and one of them is 17yo. Their dads are way too involved and knowing that Stolitz is endgame, they’ll most definitely end up stepsisters. Getting with someone who’s legally your relative is as weird as hooking up with someone who is actually blood related. Got that? We on the same page? Okay, now here's where I need you guys to read the next bit VERY CAREFULLY.

Charlie x Rosie is not bad because one is at least 200 years old and appears to be, by all accounts, 31 years in human standards; the latter can not be older than 45 - 49 years old. They are also NOT mother and daughter. Rosie giving Charlie advice doesn’t make her a mother figure. Not at one single point is there a motherly vibe between them; Rosie never even calls Charlie anything that would make it seem like she sees her as some child figure, just calls her "sweet" and "dear" which... do you not talk to friends like that?

[are you guys going to say Stolas x Ozzie is family-like too for having a talk that's a bit heart to heart?]

Anyway. They do not have any mother-daughter energy and again, Rosie is younger than Charlie chronologically. They met as adults. It’s perfectly okay to ship them if you want to. It’s not a pro-ship; they are not adoptive family or biological family. Charlie has her own parents who obviously raised her: Lilith and Lucifer. We never get any indication that Charlie and Lilith were distant in her childhood or young adulthood. The pictures make them seem happy. By all intents and purposes, Rosie and Charlie are not "found family coded".

If you want to ship RainbowRose, that’s fine and you are not a terrible person for liking it. If you don’t ship it, that’s also fine. What’s not fine is harassing people who do ship it. It is not the same as pairing Charlie with Lucifer or Loona and Octavia.

Hopefully this makes sense.

[madmanwonder]

Crossover Crack Ship: Octaviny/Octaanny

Danny Fenton/Phantom:

X

Octavia:

[this-fine-day]

Animal Facts: Rattlesnakes dance-fight for mating rights.

Geez Moxxie, you're being courted. You ignorant slut.

[itzholly2]

Every crack ship needs a cute ship child >v<