#hello in there

[dreamswillbeyourwintermeat]

Took three weeks off from sailing because I sprained my damn elbow like an idiot, and no one even noticed I wasn't there.

[courtjestersanonymous]

me checking a blog for posts like a doctor checking someone’s pulse to see if they are alive

[joegramoe]

Please just don't pass em' by

[hellishqueer]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[aquariumpacific]

How we weigh an octopus!

[wintercorrybriea]

hello kitty x algae

[wolfythewitch]

She said to me child I’m afraid for your soul

[paradoxolotl]

[the-golden-dragoness]

I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after

[guillotin3d]

[dragonpyre]

Au where Jason is under the impression Talia told Bruce Jason was alive and just moves back to Gotham to get back to the life he missed. GED, college, part time job, etc. Runs into one of the bats at a coffee shop one day and is confused why they just fainted

[idoodlestuffsometimes]

I need to share how the IT guy at work greeted my department on CrowdStrike Blue Screen Friday. Never have I seen a man so shocked by the sight of perfectly functional computers

(They were off during the update)

[critter-creature-or-beast]

The third one looks cool

[pigswithwings]

the angel staying over at my house asked for a nightlight in their room and i told them buddy, don't you produce your own light? what're you gonna do with more? and they said they wanted to see why people like it so much. and also that the nightlight i own is blue and they've been trying to understand color. anyways i think they've stared at it for an hour now