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Took three weeks off from sailing because I sprained my damn elbow like an idiot, and no one even noticed I wasn't there.
#i could drop dead tomorrow and no one outside of my immediate family would give a flying fuck#well and my manager when i didn't show up to work i guess#which isn't news#I've always kept myself to myself#but like damn i thought we were friends#guess not#idk it's just hitting me#what's going to happen to me if/when my family is gone#I'm the oldest if there is a god please let me die first#hello in there#fuck im bumming myself out#the worst part is I'd carry on anyways#if i was the last#because that's what i do#there's this wolfstar fanfic that's like#i wish i knew how to break#and honestly same#well fuck
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
#guy who is getting out of work at 1pm!!!! 馃摙#tomorrow is my last day but u have loved this job. i love to leave.#trb.txt#i* have
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Pros of re-reading your own fic
a good time;
Has exactly the tropes you like and the characterization you want to read;
Gratification: yes you did finish a thing and yes you did do good;
just a very fun time all around.
Cons of re-reading your own fic:
Is that another TYpO
#writing#today鈥檚 post is sponsored by Trisolar System#where on the very last line I discovered I wrote peace instead of piece#When I tell you I re-read that thing maybe 100 times before posting I am not exaggerating#My fics
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"the pvp on this site is brutal" "this website's hatemail game is insane" you guys werent here from 2013-2016. they shot you if you reblogged from someone who reblogged from someone who liked kill la kill.
in fact i disabled reblogs on this post on november 14 2024 because i FUCKING HATE DREAM DADDY and im sick of seeing it in tags in my notifs.
#.din#.txt#vague memories of the last callout post i read. the pvp back then actually was insane.#some of you guys dont know that the hivliving situation was sparked by tumblr pvp. which turned into pve very quickly.#this post has been edited
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#gravity falls#au#gravity falls noir#Stanford Pines#Stanley Pines#Stan Pines#Dipper Pines#Mabel Pines#my art#i had way too much fun with the backgrounds..#anyways last post got a lot of attention so i hope u enjoy this :D
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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:
Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)
Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)
Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.
But in Japanese it scans as:
Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)
Psycho (short for psychic)
Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.
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Knowledge Revenge.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuk tims#senshi#Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!
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EDIT : THIS IS A MEME DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY (and seriously just don鈥檛 be Rude????? Like wtf lol)
#edit : Ok mabsifica shippers yall need to chill like鈥tf????#I saw this on twitter and wanted to take a spin on it#and I know mabifica shipper I hear your pled of putting them in the make sence but unpopular#but- I do not want take away the righfully holder of a yuri to a yaoi couple#also for those who are saying I skipped The Tw*nc*t ship YES I INTENTIONALLY DID SKIP IT- NOW PLS DO NOT TAG MY POST WITH THOSE SHIP NAMES#anyway ford face at the last one makes me laugh lol#(Oh god do I have to tag them individually...)#Gravity falls#Billford#Billstan#stanchez#fiddauthor#Mabifica#Dipcifica#fiddlestan#stanley pines#standord pines#dipper pines#mable pines#pacific northwest#bill cipher#fiddleford mcgucket#soos ramirez#melody gravity falls#robbie gravity falls#Sheriff Blubs#Deputy Durland#tambry gravity falls#tearosepedall
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My housemate's cat came into my room while my dictation was on...
#no her name is Chai Tea#she just has the robustness of a christmas chicken#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#<- for illario and cause this is for my veilguard fic#cats#cats of tumblr#adding those two last ones at 1.5k#I can鈥檛 believe I鈥檝e had this breach containment and it鈥檚 not even about my own cat
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The Resurrection of Stanley Pines 馃馃└
#gravity falls#my art#ford pines#stanford pines#digital art#stan pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#bill cipher#FRANKENSTAN AU#I love love frankenstan#potentially a continuation of my last au LOL#grunkle ford#happy Halloween#frankenstein#october
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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
#self#last night i kept stimming thinking about this LOVE IS AO REAL. AUGH#i dont like damming but this is a step in the right direction AND it gets the public involved#i love that! more public interactions like this in ecology please! thats how you bring change! thats how you make ppl see the beauty in life#marine biology#ecology
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"You just have to look closely."
#anyway how we're feeling with this last episode folks#my art#tadc#fanart#the amazing digital circus#art#i had been meaning to draw this comic for a while but never had the energy for it#i got a burst of inspiration from the episode#tadc fanart#tadc kinger#tadc queenie#kinger x queenie#tadc episode 3#tadc spoilers#kinger tadc#kinger#btw sorry for any gramatical mistakes english aint my first language my bad#comic#tadc comic#i don't know if kinger and his wife knew each other before the circus but going with the yes option just because
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girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 馃憖 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 馃憖 馃憖 馃憖
#girl i thought we were doing group costumes#do u have any idea what an ass i looked showing up as just the BOTTOM HALF of our lord baphomet???#not even a full ass just a half ass with cloven hooves#that was me. last nite. at the devil's sacrament. like u even care#you abandoned me in my time of need you peccant malodorous HUSSY#just fyi the bake sale committee is pissed af atchu right now
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College roommates, lab partners, to basically married pipeline
#myart#gravity falls#fiddauthor#ford pines#fiddleford#consider this a lil treat to make up for the many anguished souls from the last post#also!! thank you sm for all the love on the last post!#for all the new people I don鈥檛 actually draw gravity falls all that much-#will return to gravity falls shenanigans when need be
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HII my character & shape design tips PDF is now available! ^_^ hope you enjoy !!
BUY HERE or HERE
#character design#art tutorial#art resources#csp brushes#art tips#shape design#myart#i beat the page count of my last pdf woo!
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