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dreamswillbeyourwintermeat · 4 months ago

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Took three weeks off from sailing because I sprained my damn elbow like an idiot, and no one even noticed I wasn't there.

#i could drop dead tomorrow and no one outside of my immediate family would give a flying fuck #well and my manager when i didn't show up to work i guess #which isn't news #I've always kept myself to myself #but like damn i thought we were friends #guess not #idk it's just hitting me #what's going to happen to me if/when my family is gone #I'm the oldest if there is a god please let me die first #hello in there #fuck im bumming myself out #the worst part is I'd carry on anyways #if i was the last #because that's what i do #there's this wolfstar fanfic that's like #i wish i knew how to break #and honestly same #well fuck

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theriverbeyond · 8 months ago

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

#guy who is getting out of work at 1pm!!!! 📢#tomorrow is my last day but u have loved this job. i love to leave.#trb.txt #i* have

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roboticnebula · 1 month ago

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Pros of re-reading your own fic

a good time;

Has exactly the tropes you like and the characterization you want to read;

Gratification: yes you did finish a thing and yes you did do good;

just a very fun time all around.

Cons of re-reading your own fic:

Is that another TYpO

#writing #today’s post is sponsored by Trisolar System #where on the very last line I discovered I wrote peace instead of piece #When I tell you I re-read that thing maybe 100 times before posting I am not exaggerating #My fics

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diamondnokouzai · 3 months ago

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"the pvp on this site is brutal" "this website's hatemail game is insane" you guys werent here from 2013-2016. they shot you if you reblogged from someone who reblogged from someone who liked kill la kill.

in fact i disabled reblogs on this post on november 14 2024 because i FUCKING HATE DREAM DADDY and im sick of seeing it in tags in my notifs.

#.din #.txt #vague memories of the last callout post i read. the pvp back then actually was insane.#some of you guys dont know that the hivliving situation was sparked by tumblr pvp. which turned into pve very quickly.#this post has been edited

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blabberoo · 1 month ago

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#gravity falls #au #gravity falls noir #Stanford Pines #Stanley Pines #Stan Pines #Dipper Pines #Mabel Pines #my art #i had way too much fun with the backgrounds..#anyways last post got a lot of attention so i hope u enjoy this :D

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ramshacklefey · 7 months ago

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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:

Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)

Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)

Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.

But in Japanese it scans as:

Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)

Psycho (short for psychic)

Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.

#mob psycho 100 #mp100 #guess what i started watching last night

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months ago

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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tearosepedall · 2 months ago

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EDIT : THIS IS A MEME DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY (and seriously just don’t be Rude????? Like wtf lol)

#edit : Ok mabsifica shippers yall need to chill like…Wtf????#I saw this on twitter and wanted to take a spin on it #and I know mabifica shipper I hear your pled of putting them in the make sence but unpopular #but- I do not want take away the righfully holder of a yuri to a yaoi couple #also for those who are saying I skipped The Tw*nc*t ship YES I INTENTIONALLY DID SKIP IT- NOW PLS DO NOT TAG MY POST WITH THOSE SHIP NAMES #anyway ford face at the last one makes me laugh lol #(Oh god do I have to tag them individually...)#Gravity falls #Billford #Billstan #stanchez #fiddauthor #Mabifica #Dipcifica #fiddlestan #stanley pines #standord pines #dipper pines #mable pines #pacific northwest #bill cipher #fiddleford mcgucket #soos ramirez #melody gravity falls #robbie gravity falls #Sheriff Blubs #Deputy Durland #tambry gravity falls #tearosepedall

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housederiva · 4 days ago

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My housemate's cat came into my room while my dictation was on...

#no her name is Chai Tea #she just has the robustness of a christmas chicken #dragon age #dragon age the veilguard #<- for illario and cause this is for my veilguard fic #cats #cats of tumblr #adding those two last ones at 1.5k #I can’t believe I’ve had this breach containment and it’s not even about my own cat

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goldrogerstits · 5 months ago

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#bonjour!#that last post didn't include the second panel which I think is a crime #dr. slump

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44boora · 25 days ago

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The Resurrection of Stanley Pines 🪦🩸

#gravity falls #my art #ford pines #stanford pines #digital art #stan pines #stanley pines #grunkle stan #bill cipher #FRANKENSTAN AU #I love love frankenstan #potentially a continuation of my last au LOL #grunkle ford #happy Halloween #frankenstein #october

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oncorhynchus-nerka · 9 months ago

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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.